Zoom zoom here, how do I not end up like this, but also not become a corpse buried in mud somewhere in Russian countryside?
>>542299115the trick is to somehow puncture the kidnappers in their organs, as has been the case since the dawn of time
>>542299115Just refuse. The only faggots that will say anything to you or make you feel bad are 60+ year old boomer zioniggers and jews. Any draft officer should be treated as a foreign hostile enemy combatant and be shoot dead where they stand. That is your patriotic duty. Kill them where ever they may be found. Kill their wives their children and dogs. Burn their homes down ignite this whole nation on fire if we have to before serving in another jewish war. The real war is right here in the homeland anon I have said this since 06
It's important to learn from what happened in ukraine and it also happened in the balkans before, they cordon off the area and let the people turn on each other in that area, who knows, by using agent provocateurs, whats important is that they dont band together and from a community
>>542299115Just say that the moment they give you a gun you'll turn it on the highest ranking officer in range. Make it clear that you wont hurt any of the other conscripts or the lower ranks, just whoever is highest ranking at that moment.
>>542299115Moskalia has nukes. You'll be buried under some rocks in Iran.
>>542299115>*knock* *knock* *knock*>"Draft officers open up">me:
>>542299115just tell them what you intend to do as soon as you are given a weapon if forced to go die against your will
>>542299115What the hell happened to that guy?
>>542299844> Just refuseYes>Any draft officer should be treated as a foreign hostile enemy combatant and be shoot dead where they stand. That is your patriotic duty. Yes>Kill their wivesNo, have sex with the wife’s and have kids with them, inflict emotional trauma on there kids so they grow up completely an utterly fucked.If the dog is good keep it, otherwise, let it rest with its owner.>Burn their homes down No, sell there homes and profit. >serving in another jewish war. The real war is right here in the homeland anon I have said this since 06Based, no one is serving the west, ((they)) know this, ((they)) shut down 4chan in 2025 due to based sign tappers. If you understood how much leverage this board has on the global conciousness you’d see this and know you are shitposting with high ranking government officials and feds. What a clown world
>>542299115Tell them you identify as a woman and wear a dress.
>>542299634they are not prohibiting bladed weapons longer than 5 inches for no reason so that tells you the anti draft gang self reasonable defense blade must be longer than 5 inches in order to be effectivebody armor in public is also prohibited so that tells you to be safe from press gangs body armour needs to be wornanti taser measures are thick clothes preventing most of the harm from pepper spray would be swim goggles, glasses or gas mask that protects mouth nose and eyes bladed weapon should be last resort, because it takes effort and opportunity better bring something like a automatic grenade launcher or flamethrower
Get a decent .22, a firesteel, a good knife, some chewing tobacco and head for the woods.
>>542299844LMAO. You'll be dead before you finish pissing your pants.
>>542299844This should have been already done with the other faggots with the Jewish symbol on them demanding payment constantly and even blood because the homosexual had an opinion and because claims helping that just be the case and not awful at all and on the level of torture. You guys are faggots though and this didn't happen so not much hope for shooting them where stand with draft officers, there are so many faggots that support that absolute garbage dump called healthcare
>>542300881>firesteelMeme. Get a good wickless lighter and a tin of cottonballs soaked in parafin.
>>542299115asking this questionwith that flagYOU. GLOWNIGGER. ARE MORE LIKELY TO GO DIE IN A TRENCH THAN ME.Btw, you're fucking RETARDED if you think you're going to get away from the draft because you're a 45 year old swat guy/police force/national guard/retired/muh knees worn out from previous service. You are literally already trained to use a gun, you have some level of fitness about you.In fact, on your lunch break, go on YouTube and search for police forces units in the Ukrainian military. Look up the role Russia's "SWAT" equivalent unit is doing in Ukraine. They literally upload GoPro footage of them clearing villages, house by house. Basement by basement. Cupboards, beds..
>>542300514He hit rock bottom.
>>542299115Qrd on this photo?
>>542300828You don't even need 5" to strike the jugular, mate
>>542299115Troon out or at least look like it. Trump admin banned trannies. Best believe if the draft starts I will be donning a wig and screaming IT'S MAAM at any press-gangers that come knocking
>>542300956I carry everything known to man to start fires, I live in a rain forest.
>>542299115Get one of these and wear them when you need to go outside.
source because op is a faggothttps://www.dailymail.com/news/article-6867949/Jail-settles-class-action-suit-1-4-million-video-suicidal-inmate-beaten-released.html
>>542301097Trump needs to welcome the troons, put them all in the same battalion/brigade alongside niggers and spics and make them first wave into Iran
>>542299115Zoom zoom forgot the VPN or what?
>>542300901Hey midwit, fed reports placed lone wolf incels, an ever growing demographic, as the most concerning individuals to national security. Not gangs or organised crime, incels. I think that saids it all ya midwit
>>542300514A violently aggressive psychotic criminal tried to fight with, spit on, and bite some low-intelligence minimum wage jailhouse guards and the result was the inelegant outcome you see.This made many jewish homosexual news reporters very uncomfortable, and as a result the rural population served by this jailhouse were forced to pay a crippling amount of money to this violent criminal and his jewish lawyers.
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>>542301205I understand using smokeless powder to start a fire, but how do you do it with frozen brocolli?
>>542303299attached wrong pic. Fire steel, lighters, cotton balles soaked in vaseline, dryer lint, hand sanitizer.
>>542299115finally some alone time away from family to relax and ponder the meaning of life
>>542303299Eat all of it in one sitting and light your farts on fire with gunshots.
>>542300881At least bring a wool blanket?
I'm 33 so wayyyyyy too old to be drafted. You young studs better go bring the fight to them!!! Hahaha. I'll be on the home front keeping the womenfolk happy! Go get 'em studs!!!!
>>5422991151. Download local LLM2. Download high quality chemistry textbooks and academic papers outlining formulas3. Train LLM on aforementioned material4. This step is up to you
>>542299115DO NOT EVER DO WHAT MY POST SAYS first agree to be drafted. go "sure sure I love my country" and stuffthen pretend you are normalthen as soon as you earn their trust and get handed a live rifle for training, blast the shit out of eveyone in sight starting with your superiors. THIS IS ALL A JOKE OF COURSE MY COMMENT IS NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY
>>542300881Hold up there pardner. Who said we allowed you to come out here?
>>542299115Acab
>>542303596Do you know to navigate by stars if I drop you naked in some god forsaken shithole?
>>542305753They adapt to this quickly, that is why they give you limited ammo count on the shooting range, have a guy standing right besides you, and why you see the gun the next time, only in the front lines, where the highest superior of yours is your sergeant.Ukraine is the guinea pig for what is about to come.
>>542307585The only realistic window of opportunity is when you are about to be busified, much better to just head for the woods.https://files.catbox.moe/nt4ahu.mp4
>>542299115Bail. I would probably leave. Boots are probably going to start hitting the ground after the midterm elections regardless of who wins. Will that necessarily translate to a draft right away? Maybe not, but if this thing spirals into a major war then it's all but guaranteed. Wall to Wall propaganda, false flags, whatever it takes to get the retards on board will be done. And they will get on board, regardless of what people are saying today, tomorrow they will have swallowed everything whole. The peasant is malleable, he can be made to believe anything, you yourself might even enlist if given the right prompt.
>>542300881Just shoot yourself in the head and save yourself the trouble of starving to death.
>>542299115You don't end up like this unless you're having a psychotic attack and you start being aggressive towards everyone and everything. You'll end up fine.Also nothing will happen to you. They will not jail people because there's not enough space in jails.
>>542299115poopoo and peepee and roll around in it in front of the draft guy unironically
