zoomers nooyou were supposed to crash the industry
>>542299233stop spamming and shitting up the catalog
>>542299487It's an article from today, it basically says they are drinking more buzz balls and garbage like that.
>>542299233>zoomers noo>you were supposed to crash the industryI asked Grok, Make a fake beer brand called Generation Z.I'm happy with this.Flagship beerGeneration Z — Hazy IPA5.4% ABV. Juicy, slightly bitter, tropical without tasting like a smoothie. Hazy on purpose. The can copy just says: “It’s giving hops.”Optional line extensions if you want a fake product family:Doomscroll — extra-dark stoutSoft Launch — light lagerNo Cap — non-alcoholic versionhttps://x.com/VoteLambright/status/2097793591787843755
>gen z doesnt drink, crashing the booze industry>gen z is drinking moreso which one is it then?
I make my own wine.
>>542299862WAYNE SAFETY
>>542299233I could use a negroni right now desu
Wait I thought they WEREN'T drinking.
>>542299233daily reminder the youngest zoomer is 15 so these "zoomers are killing an industry where you need to be 21 or older to participate in" threads are made by 3rd world low IQ niggers
>>542299233what kind of fucking bullshit ""news"" is this? how does anyone fucking know how much or how little an entire generation is drinking and who fucking gives a shit?
>>542299862give a no cap with extra diddy blood, fr fr
>>542300249>WAYNE SAFETYUncle Waynes Driving Beer 4.7 abv, for when safety is paramount! I can't image now. Grok wants shekels.
>>542300658>give a no cap with extra diddy blood, fr frBased
>>542299233This is because they've reached the age where youthful idealism is gone and they become blackpilled and realize that drinking is the only thing that takes the pain away.
>>542300690That’s the official Uncle Wayne. He stares at you from the can like he’s about to explain why 4.7% is the responsible choice before you get behind the wheel of the truck.
POST THE FUCKING LINK NEWFAG HOLY SHIT
