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AI is going to steal your fucking car
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>blocks your path
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>>542306459
>spics and nigs cars are repossessed by the dealers

sound great
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Be a real shame if somebody did a BattleBots flip.
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>>542307381
>implying spics and nogs won't steal these
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>>542306459
You haven't solved gypsies stealing your cars how is AI stealing cars any different?
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>>542307282
What if you dont have load bearing beam from American house with you?
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>>542306459
Good luck stealing a 2006 Mitsubishi
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>>542307381
My boss is white and his car is going to get repossessed pretty soon lol
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It's going to fucking be rad as hell when AI chops are cheap and small enough to give every machine like that its own autonomous controls and these things will be rolling down the streets repoing shit and if you damage it you get charged with Assault because the robots will have same rights human beings do.
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>>542307581
Your boss is a nigger
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>>542306459
Fuck I wish I'd thought of that. Every car dealership in the world will want one.
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>>542307581
shouldn't have boughted expensive CAR
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>>542307695
Well, here's the thing.
Those are designed for flat, smooth ground, so they're fucking useless. Cars are heavy.
Also, cars have these nifty things called wheels, steering wheels, and petrol engines.
I encourage you to do the math.
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>>542307789
What kind of dealership does have flat asphalt? It’s a good idea to move shit around easier
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>>542306459
Does it come in black?
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>>542307957
Doesn’t*
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>>542306459
AI is going to tongue my anus like the nigger it is
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>>542307525
No bueno!
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>>542307957
>Huh?
Congratulations. You have successfully considered a singular point.
Please try again, this time with the entire post.
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>>542308412
That’s the only point worth a damn? So again I say what kind of dealership doesn’t have flat asphalt? The machine doesn’t care about the wheels or engines.
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>>542307581
Is it a luxury car, a muscle car, or a brand new pickup truck (luxury car for insecure fags)?
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>>542307558
>having a shitbox is the ultimate car defense.
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>>542306459
Based.
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>>542308506
>the machine doesn't car about the things every vehicle on the fucking lot has
Please tell me your stupidity is deliberate.
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Buy an ad, chink. Posting this AI slop on here, sucking off the CCP for pennies a post.
What clowns you wumao chankoro niggers are.
You enjoy swallowing CCP cum and blowing bubbles with it for pats on the head.
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>>542308692
Is it going to lose its mind if the wheel is 1 degree off? It goes and picks up cars and moves them. Can it only pick up certain trims that only have 1.8l engines?
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>>542307789
>Also, cars have these nifty things called wheels, steering wheels, and petrol engines.
>I encourage you to do the math.
I get that you're trying to point out that I'm missing something, but I don't know what that thing is.
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>>542309254
They're pointless garbage that isn't even applicable to an automotive shop. We already have multiple means of moving cars around.
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>>542307789
You're an idiot.
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>>542310149
>We already have multiple means of moving cars around.

Yes, but not automated and ai controlled.
Look shop monkey, you're going to be replaced by robots within 20-30 years.
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>>542306459
why does AI want an '08 honda civic?
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>>542310149
>They're pointless garbage that isn't even applicable to an automotive shop
I've worked in places that have large fleets of vehicles and they've had several sets of manual wheel dollies. A version that automates jacking up each wheel and can either be remotely controlled, or have programmed pathfinding is a really good idea. The fact that a working version has already been designed and is in use shows you're talking out of your ass.
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>>542306459
Black people finally started to do stuff with AI?
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>>542310862
He's had 4 posts... all of which drip with virgin cringe. Dude is a bored neckbeard
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>>542306459

I just graduated from parking valet school and I have over 200k in student debt!!!
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>>542310862
The fundamental issue of elegant simplicity. The robodolly larps as simple, but is in fact yet another fire hazard with no tells.
Frequency of use. We'll file it in the same category as robotic engine hoist, robotic engine stand, and robotic floor jack. Fucking WHY?!?
>>542310953
A seething retard has called valid criticism the input of a "bored neckbeard." Have you considered not using yourself as the basis of your insults?
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>>542306459
I park on gravel.
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>>542306459
>AI is going to steal your fucking car
AYO where can a nigga entrepreneur get about a dozen of those yo? SHEEEIT!
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>>542307525
>not putting diagonal beams
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>>542311371
>not putting diagonal beams

That's what the drywall is for.
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>>542306459
china finally did it... robotic niggers..
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>>542312673
>china finally did it... robotic niggers..
America came up with George Droyd years ago.
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>>542307525
Plywood does most of the shear stiffening on our timber frames. The Mexicans that slapped that shit together should have put plywood on the first floor before framing the second, but the builder doesn't pay them for quality but speed.
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>>542306459
Install speakers on it and make it do the Three Stooges "wooop wooop wooop" thing as it steals your car. Unleash it on random cars in parking lots right as their owners are walking up to them with their carts full of groceries.



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