Why are women like this?
News anchor loses his job more news at 11
Not enough rough dickings going around
>>542312259they grow up thinking the are funny, interesting and unique because men tell them as such to fuck them, then they turn 30 and realize everyone was just playing a joke on them and then they become karens or crazy cat ladies
>>542312259
mandatory
suffrage
>>542312259>Why are women like this?Hormones and brain parasites like toxoplasmosis. That's it. Always the answer when asking "Why women..."
>>542312411You’d have to be a brown manlet cuck to agree to this level of public humiliation ritual.
>>542312411post the follow up where she dumped him and came out as a lesbian
>>542312411Nice feet. 9/10Everything else 3/10
>>542312411True he unalived himself?
>>542312411>leans away first time she touches him>slumps over, chin on palm during "summit", clearly bored and exhausted>Post summit hug, braces hand on her front hip to maintain some distance, remains side-face instead of fully enveloping her>last clip, leans away from her while they laugh and as she tries to touch himHoly kino
>>542312259They’re not? What Basic Hoes have you been forced to exist with this whole time?
>>542312780Bro is still plugged into the matrix. Time to wake up lil bro
>>542312411$50 says those two fuckheads are primary school teachers. I’m calling it.
>>542312259tfw no quirk chungus gf
>>542312817I’m almost 40 bro. Don’t get me wrong i’m single, but uh, no lol.
>>542312843it gets worse anon she leaves him and becomes a turbo lesbo so actually you are probably spot on
>>542312843They're broken up and she's a lesbian now, there's a webm floating around of the sequel
>>542312259men have to be likeable to get attention. women do not, but they think they do, so they never really manage to hone a personality.
>>542312259>missed out on being a whoreI still don't understand this
>>542312330so who's going to be reading the 11 o'clock news then?
they want you to like them
>>542313032>she's a lesbian nowUpdate: she trooned. To nonbinary or something. Always gotta one-up the insanity.
>>542312411reminder, she left him and then decided that because her relationship failed, that must mean she's actually lesbian. as we all know, adjectives are a substitute for a personality. she's gonna go back to dick soon enough.
>>542312411if I had a foid to be this retarded with but IN PRIVATE I would be forever happy
>>542312411They divorced and she became a lesbian. Being a cuck and letting your wife humiliate you is enough to turn your wife off men forever.
>>542312391I've met too many women who think they're hilarious because men want to fuck them. Meanwhile I've made a woman laugh with a joke at my expense about having a small cock (it's average, at least for a White guy) she gave me a really toothy open-mouthed laugh. We fucked that night. No condom.The through-line is obvious here.
>>542312666>peaceful day out>the entire purpose of going out was a glorified photoshoot>the entire purpose of a photoshoot in the first place is to be looked at>cry about being a victim because people are looking at you
>>542312411The idea of having discussions about a relationship, wants, and goals is healthy. That being said making a fool of yourself on the internet like this would be my immediate hard no.
>>542313230Yes, that's the joke. Bravo.
>>542313237I think a couple can simply discuss this on a couch, a bed, or in a car; writing it down on a collage A4s is a faggot-caliber pretentiousness, something useless, that you'd hear from a dumb therapist. Words in person should be enough.
>>542313504>Words in person should be enough.people who advertise their entire lives to the internet are generally massively unhappy and don't enjoy anything they ever do. performative is the word.
>>542313606>performative is the word.Slipped off my mind as I was writing, thank you
>>542313504While I agree recording it formally can help especially if there's specific goals that need to be worked towards and not general ideas like "I would like to cuddle more." Either way though opening laptops and treating it like some HR meeting where they open their laptops to discuss how they'll enact the new harassment training program is incredibly and turns it less into a genuine discussion and more into a spectacle. Like getting fancy wine, dressing up, and having a candle lit dinner at home just to eat in silence for 15 minutes and clean up before changing and going to bed. Seems less like a genuine attempt to communicate and more like something the woman sets up so she can brag about it and share it on social media.
>>542312259>missed out on being a slutThis one probably hits hard for a lot of women. They repressed it, and have a realization in their 30s, and then suddenly they get into some really weird shit
>>542313096Settled down without the fun part. Wishes she hadn't. Copes by being a heckin' silly not like the other adults.
>>542312411>The way he obviously visibly doesn't want to participate in her cringeBrutal
>>542312259>>542312411Peter Pan syndrome.>being an adult is boring and lame, but we're cool adults because we still act like kidsThe way she grips the pen is the worst part.
>>542313221You are an obvious homosexual, being that you spend your days contemplating the dicks of other men. And non white men's dicks in particular.>Faggot.
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