https://www.reuters.com/world/us/trump-promises-5000-payout-us-adults-if-republicans-win-election-2026-09-10/
Buy some rims and 40s
>>542317214this time its real?
>>542317214Given that there is a zero percent chance the republicans keep both houses, nothing.
Pay my blue state property taxes.
>>542317214Buy 5,000 rounds of .45 Colt.
I never got my tariff refund check
Yeah, not falling for that. Still waiting on my DOGE AND tariff check. Gotta send it first Donnie, as your word ain't that good anymore.
>>542317214He’s going to forget he said that in three days
>>542317214give it to an illegal alien
>>542317446Don't you have to vote by mail private Rodriguez? Can't imagine he'll let your vote count as much as he hates mail in voting.
>>542317214Realistic sex doll that looks like the cute asian goth zoomer down the hall. im going to dress it up like her and fuck it hard with the windows open.
>>542317214I'm going to put mine in a picture frame with my tariff check and doge check.This is better than when he capped credit card interest at 10%
>>542317362Thank you. I'm in a red state so we leech off you guys.
>>542317214>trusting this migger a THIRD time after the tariff and doge checks
2 more weeks until the $5000 doge check, $2000 tariff check and the $5000 election bribe check hit your bank account
For 5,000 dollars liberals and minorities will vote for the GOP.
>>542317290>this time its real?Absolutely!
>>542317214Buy 5000 of these to put on rich leftist's cars.
> $5k doge cheque> $2k tariff dividend> $5k election dividendDo Americans really?
>>542317214Didn’t he already promise this?
>>542317214still waiting on that $10k DOGE check.
>>542317777yes they really, and also, digits studied
>>542317214i will purchase additional niggers to fuck.
Fuck this golem. He already won the election and decided to serve Jews. He can get fucked.
>>542317214Based extortion president
>>542317214Cute ass fursuit
>>542317446You got 3 stimulus checks already why would a 4th one be unrealistic?
>fell for it again awardThat money will go to Israel 1st
>>542318002You got 3 stimulus checks why wouldn't you get a 4th one?
If he's actually stupid enough to do this I will buy a Benelli M4 and put the rest of it into silver
>>542317851I missed that, thank you for noooticing.
>>542317214Cool, I'll vote republican after I receive my 5000 doge check
Im buying Nike stocks
>>542318076Republicucks are not going to win. His definition of "winning" is house AND Senate (which he has now btw). Incumbent presidents usually always lose the house even if they had a good term.
>>542317952The previous stimmies were for Covid relief. There is no ongoing pandemic or lockdowns. The $5,000 dollars is akin to the tariff dividends or DOGE checks. It's a desperate lie on Trump's part, and it's laughable to say the economy is doing well. It's not going to happen, and thank God for that. The Covid checks and PPP "loans" fucked our economy.
>>542317214Talarico is going to beat meat
>>542317952The stimmie gibs had income limits. Only poorfags and retired boomers got them.
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>>542318553Every time Trump speaks I hate him more. I don't think it's going to happen, but I hope Talarico wins against Paxton.
Honestly a pretty good tactic. The only holdouts left are self seething maga schizos and theyll gladly double down in typical hysteric fashion.
>>542317214Ima buy me gold-plated chicken wings yo
>>542317214>$5000Fuck off Donald. You couldn't even do $2000, you tightfisted jew.
>>542317214>>542317259>>542317290>>542317324OH NO NO NO
>>542318561I got it and im not poor or a boomer
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>>542317214saaar you will redeem sar
Has anyone asked him what happened to DOGE and Stimmy and Tariff checks?
>>542318771Funding source? LOL. Funding source has and always be a printer. We are robbing the world blind by being the gold standard in trade (well no longer) AND printing. We ar erome chipping coins until 200 years runs its course and its back to barter system -- except ona global scale when we nuke every economy with us.
>>542318899DOGE was all Musk dumb idea
>>542318899Yes. Trump said he never said that.
>>542318771You had to ask an AI to verify something even the niggerest of niggers know won't happen.
>>542317214>Yes, I'm going to give you $5000 if I win. No, I'm not deceiving you. I don't have anything to deceive you on, of course I'm not deceiving you. I'm engaging with you as a human being. Why would I deceive you? There's no reason for me to do that. I'm always being real.
>>542319113Miggers will fall for it again, you watch.
>>542317777Remember that this is the country where politicians were using big blocks of government cheese as a political leverage. And where actors and showmen got elected multiple times. It's a stupid country.
>>542318810Yes you are.
Do burgers realize how fucking embarrassing it is for their democracy that he would even attempt this
>>542317214Donate it for a good cause:https://www.pizzaidf.org/
>>542317290It's as real as the Holocaust, my dear goyfriend
>>542317214Still waiting on the first 3
seriously, do actual miggers still exist other than decaying boomers who do nothing but watch fox all dayhow the fuck does anyone continue to defend this shit
>>542319312:/
>>542317214Man i love Americans and their nigger intelligence. >fuck my country up and pay me worthless money daddy
>>542317214>>542317290>this time its real?Yeh... if your a GULLIBLE nigger
