What are you going to buy with your $5000?
>>542318066I'm buying an iPhone Fold and a new Stanley mug
>>542318066Im sending it to Israel
>>542318066This is so awesome.I'm going to buy some groceries.
>>542318066He said that last time though
>>542318066Video games!
>>542318152kek Im going to pay my back rent and utility bill and buy groceries and gas
That should be enough for rent this month.
>>542318066G O L D E NAGE
Actually Im going to buy a 21" Sony Trinitron CRT
>>542318333
>>542318066>conman tries to buy his way into the election, again!
>>542318066Yeah but he's literally famous for NOT paying people he makes deals with.
>>542318066Pay my fucking taxes.
>>542318066>Vote for my team and I’ll make your money worth lessAt least they’re being honest
>>542318066BRIBE ME HARDER DADDY
Still picking at the last of my doge check lmao
Are faggot retards in this thread actually hope-fantasizing this would actually be done? Holy shit losers get a fucking grip.
>>542318066He would have a chance at winning the midterms if he just gave everyone $5000 already instead of attempting to attach strings. >bro I'll do this if you maintain my powerYou already have the power now, so what's stopping him from doing it now? He is literally all talk and no action.
Republicans always suck billionaire dick and cut gibs because "we dont want to be socialists!!!11" but when Orange Pedo promises them a handout its totally OK?
>>542318328You realize that was a photo op, and trump has never worked one minute in his whole life, yeah?You realize he doesn't know how to turn on a stove and he has no idea where french fries come from, yes?You get that trump has had servants his entire life to get him everything he wants and to tell him he's a genius when he says stupid shit, right?You know, like a silver spoon, coastal elite?
>>542318066He probably meant $5000 will be gifted to every Israeli citizen.
>>542318204ThisWhere are the $2000 tariffs money he promised
And you all know that you'll NEVER EVER see that "5000" , right?
>>542318066$5k of 4k BBC porn
>>542318066Democrat chads will give $6001
$5000 of trump meme coins
>>542318066Nice! So with my $5K DOGE Dividend, my $2K Tariff Dividend, and my $5K "If Republicans win the midterms" Dividend, that means the government owes me $12K ($12,000.00). I'm sure the checks will arrive by mail in approximately 2 weeks
>>542318066Nothing, because it's never going to happen.
>>542318066That just means he thinks they won't win.
>>542318066>>542318117>>542318152>>542318328>>542318432OH NO NO NO
>>542318066Elon here. I'll pay everyone $10000 if you vote democrat
Honestly a pretty good tactic. The only holdouts left are self seething maga schizos, and theyll gladly double down in typical hysteric fashion
>>542318066I am going to buy SPCX with all of it.
>>542318603 They gave that to Amazon. Bezos needed yacht repairs.
>>542318688>jump the national debt another 1 trillion dollarsthese niggas bringing the end times and no one is doing shit about it. just let the rapture commence already.
>>542318540This, can he somehow not do it with a majority in all houses already? It’s just more bullshit to try to get you to put up with the utter fucking disaster this term has been.
>>542318667Maybe we can write off the $12k, that was never received, on our taxes.
>>542318748https://youtube.com/shorts/s-Ho9gUkbls?is=XfwMp7apnz80U69_
Jesus Christ you people are fucking gullible.
Still waiting on my DOGE check from all the DOGE savings.
>>542318066why doesn't ursula give me good boy dividends ever?
>>542318204>>542318603You lost, trannies.
>>542318603Amazon increased the prices of things to compensate for it, and then the government made them give the tarrif money back, but only to the first point of sale. So if they passed it on to us, they just instead got paid twice.
>>542318066>What are you going to buy with your $5000?Two chicks at the same time. Or a 1 hour photoshoot with Emma Stone.
>>542318066I'm buying the sweet sweet satisfaction of watching miggots go from 2k to 7k owed, and watching them squirm and bawl about how it will be coming eventually and everyone else is at fault for their gullibility
>>542318066I'd rather president Trump use my share to bomb communist narco-terrorists within America's borders. All I ask is they film it so that I may watch it with my family and pets.
>>542319063>I'd rather president Trump use my share to bomb communist narco-terrorists within America's borders.based
>>542318066>What are you going to buy with your $5000?LAPTOP memecoin
>>542318066Awesome now wheres my doge and tarrif refunds?>>542318540He's the king of quid pro quo. Fucking trump and zig kikes.
>>542318066Anyone who believes this needs to kill himself, imagine believing a jewish slave that started a war and raised oil prices and funded jewish AI that produces nothing just to please Israel
>>542318066this is literal bribing to vote for him this is beyond illegal lmao
>>542318066about fuckin time the repubs start playing the libshit games and offer free shit they will never get
>>5423180661 tank of gas and a Big Mac, this way I can still have a few bucks leftover
>>542319012Bbc only sissy type response
>>542318066Still haven't seen the source for this, how the fuck are you leftroon redditors so incompetent?
>>542319218>1 tank of gas and a Big Mac, this way I can still have a few bucks leftoverSuch is life in California.
>>542319292Here you go saarhttps://xcancel.com/Acyn/status/2097871266288152766
>>542318066holy fucking basedLet's go5000 big ones yes
>>542318066lol what a cuck ass nigger jew bitch
You guys said you were going to buy steaks with the tariff and DOGE checks...
>>542319292Reuters, PBS, CBS all reporting it. He literally said it in his speech at the convention you lazy cunt
Everyone who doesn’t like us is a communist. Also we are giving Shaniqua $5000
>>542319384>>542319514He never said that he would give the money if he wins the mid terms tho, yet the catalog is full of threads with that exact same wording, really you leftroon redditors are really bad at your underpaid job.
>>542319292>spain flag>talking about tranny fetish>worshiping trump while trump shits on spainare you a paid kike shill or are you literally brain dead?
>>542319649>faggot has to mention his tranny fetish in every postwhat is with these mentally ill faggots all doing the same exact thing
>>542318066Same person who is against socialism and asks “who is going to pay for universal healthcare” thinks this is cool and totally true.
>>542318066I’d gamble it. Hyperinflation is guaranteed soon anyway
All into chainlink
>>542319649https://youtu.be/bGajL0mN2Uk?si=xO6ZrC8vLzqUGsrORetard
>>542319691>>542319668>a fucking leaf>can't refute what I said Hello saar, do your job better. Also I'm not pro Trump I'm just pro reality, a thing leftroons like you hate.
>>542318066Send me it before the election or fuck off.
Go fuck yourself
>>542319830i'm not going to refute anything a mentally retarded faggot who worships someone who wouldnt think twice about killing them. put a gun in your mouth kike and close all your tranny porn tabs
>>542318066How is this not illegal?What's the weasel words meaning they're drawing from this?
>>542318066White losers who reject Trump, the draft, or ICE should die... I voted for Trump, I'm one of the good whites!No matter how much you threaten ICE, they're doing our god's work, we voted for this THREE TIMES.YOU LOST, TRANNYOne KCE officer fought off 20 white losers and won!YOU LOST, TRANNYICE is supper popular with non-draft whitesYOU LOST, TRANNYICE was given millions upon million of dollars by TrumpYOU LOST, TRANNYICE has experience tracking down losers like youYOU LOST, TRANNYICE is full of white men from all over the world, including US and IsraelYOU LOST, TRANNYICE will be supported even amid election cyclesYOU LOST, TRANNYICE is supported by the wall, no escaping to MexicoYOU LOST, TRANNYICE is forcing spic ciuntries to cooperate
>>542318066>whoops I only meant the billionaires and everyone on gibs! The rest of you GET BACK TO WORK!Nope, not falling for it, Trumpoo-san.
>>542318066We're probably going to get a huge supreme court review of presidential pardons after he's gone.
>>542318333>>542318359man i got a 30 something inch trintron for $10 back in 2016 is the market really that bad?
>>542319649Retardhttps://xcancel.com/Acyn/status/2097882586756616682
>>542319649Every Spaniard living in Spain should be killed for what your people did: Columbus DayA Portuguese man, touched by an Italian nationalist group ("gringo morto l'occidente forte"), wrote this Spanish song:https://youtu.be/K-jVxZ8kKvUPor Colon, por Colon.Si los gringos de America murieran,El Imperio volveria a reinar,Correria la sangre del mal,Como corren los rios al mar. (bis)Por Colon, Por Colon,Matare, matare a un gringo,Vengare, vengare a mi America,Con un traje de luces mingo. (bis)En la lid como el Cid, embozar,De Lavrador a Islas Sanson, fiel,A Inter Caetera y nuestra piel,Asi Reina Isabel nos vera. (bis)
Did you get the doge money yet?
>>542318760Based, turn that 5k into 2k
>can't even pretend to make promises to fix the Iran quagmire, destroyed economy, debt, hyperinflation, or surveillance state he created >"here's some bread & circus">this time he'll keep his word
>>542318066maga seems dumb enough to believe this.
>>542318066Cool story. Just add it to the $5,000 tariff shares, and $2,000 doge savings reimbursements we were supposed to get.
>>542318204>Compromised pepe pictureNGMI
>>542319220Cope, troon. You lost.
>libshits promise free healthcare, free food, free housing, $500/hr minimum wage/free whatever>trump offers cash - REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHAT THE FUCK YOU CANT DO THAT ITS ILLEGAL!!!!kill yourselves libshit faggots lmfaooooooo
>>542318066Kek the midterm models must look apocalyptic
>>542320157Scram nobody likes you you freaking fatty
>>542319891Shut up Saar, go back to your disgusting country instead of leeching from the leafs.>>542319981What are you babbling about spic?
>>542319826It's so stupid that I assume the spin is that he'll keep it ambiguous whether it will mean a literal check or just some overall amount Americans will save.
>>542320184where's my doge and tariff check at tranny
>>542319906Because what he's suggesting would be a fiscal policy decision through government channels. What that statute is talking about is different.
>>542318066Buy Gold, go to a nice restaurant and spend it now that you can be nigger rich you will know the name of the strip club or burger or what to order at olive garden
>>542318066X to Doubt as usual but at this point this model is fine by me. Fuck the lies, talking points and months of interviews and debates. You want my vote? Fuck you pay me, simple as.
>>542318237give it to your car payment its an asset!don't like paying off the car? be nigger rich
>>542318811actually if you accept the money then you consent to the destruction of the economy and it’s actually you’re fault. and the payment is automatic
>>542318374at least he's not insane bout hoarding money and fucking us over like God know who else majority of people in power every Chinaman ever
>>542320216
>>542318587That would be antisemitically low.
Still waiting on my tariff refund and doge check.
I don't think he will ever have to pay up. Not that he would.
>>542318509you can call it nigger gibs or shit talk its a bribe from a con ( its not and i dont give a fuck)its free money idiot, like yang should have woneconomy stimulus make america great shut your mouth and receive your check infinite Liberals are coming this is something good you voted for
>Let's print more free money as vote bribes in an era of uncontrolled inflation and national debt, what can go wrong?Amerimuttica is literally third world banana republic dictator now. The fact that it will work to swing voters is the saddest part.
>>542320388>You want my vote? Fuck you pay me, simple as.The issue is Trump is still literally just bullshitting
Lmao America is really fucking over isn't it?
>>542320300it aint nowhere nigger jsut like the free shit the libshits promise LMAOyou fucking faggot you fall for it and now you feel stupid cause trump is doing it.its ok you can fucking kill yourself now faggot.
>>542318066Before or after my 5k doge check?
>be Donny: "I'll pay you 5 grand to vote for me. OK, I don't actually have the five grand, I just ask Scotty B to sort out some cash from the Bonds market lads".Sure fire winner.
>>542320639> oh noes what if muh communism doesnt work conspiracy!!!however it works I have 5k nigger rich greenbacks in my pocket I can buy gold by the time a nigger physically mugs me out of my coins it will have been worth it to open my eyes
>>542318066>>5423180665090 here I come Fucking scalpers Buying votes with promises of bigger handouts. Fuck yeah that’s how Romans did it. ACCELERATE
>>542318117I’m getting ammo.
>>542318627Demonrats are broke after the USAID was shot down. Kek
>>542318667DOGE was a meme from the start, nobody believed musk to do shit.The tariffs were shut down by the nigger loving SC.This time it’s different because the third time’s the charm.
>>542318066Nothing, because it won’t happen. If it does cocaine and hookers
>>542318748>seething maga schizosYou consider yourself sane ma’am?
>270m American adults>1.35 trillion dollars>1.78 trillion dollar deficit last year>profit>dividendsGood thing only the bottom 30% are stupid enough to fall for this at this point
>>542318929I'm getting the slight impression no-one actually believes him. Which is kinda sad, that the office of US President has fallen so far, no cunt (sane) believes a single word of the bullshit he now constantly spouts. He's gonna go batshit when the midterm results come in and autonomously declare US as now under Trumpian Law, whereby results Donald Doesn`t Like are declared void. And you still won't get your $5k bribe.
>>542320639>third world banana republic dictator nowYou literally have a dictator king who’s importing infinity shitskins to replace (YOU). Shut the fuck up twink boi.
>>542320639>free?
>>542318066Sounds fake. However Its Trump so I believe he's actually that retarded to say something like that and break federal law.
>>542318066Injecting $1+ trillion required to checks to every American adult, such as injecting the $1 trillion in printed fiat currency will be quickly spent because it expands money supply and fueling a new spike in inflation.Your money will be spent on the affordability crisis, meanwhile democrats offer better alternatives for these problems.Capitalism will continue to deteriorate while you blind retarded manchildren will continue to post your Pepe the frog memes with low IQ mid wit takes and broken promises in your defense.
>>542318568Chill out, lady.Just because they recruited you, it doesnt mean you have to recruit us.Adding;I would ask you out, if we knew each other.
WHAT ABOUT GIVING EVERYONE $5000 IN AI CREDITS INSTEAD, AND A FREE FLOCK CAMERA
>>542321172we don't have the money to issue that large of a stimulus check to the country, we are already in a dire economic situation and exacerbating that with more inflation is a horrible horrible idea, we're going from bad to worse, i genuinely hope you are right and the people aren't this gullible because their is a 0 percent chance this promise gets fulfilled.
>>542318066I'm going to buy this bridge with mine
>>542320876>be mutt beaner >get $5k print on demand vote bribe from orange man>hyperinflation hits, loaf of bread now costs $6,000 >“at least i owned the Swede and got some gold coins before i got mugged">literally a banana republic
THINK OF THE RETURN ON INVESTMENT IF WE TURNED THAT 1.6 TRILLION DOLLARS DIRECTLY INTO GPUS, SIR
>>542321505its time to prepare for the worst, even if the gop losses this next election, the scorched earth tactics going on right now where the sitting president is doing a controlled demolition of the us economy is going to leave us in a really bad position, and if they win who knows how bad its going to get, he's already on pace to be responsible for 43% of our debt and thats BEFORE any extra spending and only accounting for if spending doesn't nominally increase a 1.6 trillion dollar stimulus package is going to cripple the economy we're beyond fucked brother.
>>542318066This faggot owes us like 3 checks
BY CUTTING OUT THE MIDDLE-MAN... WHO WOULD JUST SPEND THAT MONEY ON "NECESSITIES"... THINK OF THE EFFICIENCY WE COULD ACHIEVE. WE HAVE TO BEAT CHINA, SIR
>>542321335If the money was spent paying down debt, it would actually be deflationary.
>>542321623Debt is a feature not a bug of the american financial order
>>542318066I'm donating it straight to Israel.
>>542321172You'd think at some point people will see how he lies like this and start to question everything he says or has ever said but apparently they're quite happy to chalk these moments as just 'trivial' lies/mistakes and that they definitely, definitely, haven't fallen for any other bigger lies.
>>542318811I like the way you talk.I suggest you assemble your commie friends into a baller committee and stick it to the man.Be da 1st to do sumfin.
>>542321737yeah i mean fuck it right why stop at 43% he could pump it to 60-70 right i mean the future is some ephemeral thing that isn't real, i mean who cares about the suffering of future generations amirite or what gopbros?
>>542321743WHAT ABOUT THE DATA CENTERS? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY GPUS 1.6 TRILLION DOLLARS CAN BUY?
JUST - FUCKING - INFLATE - IT!!>JUST - FUCKING - INFLATE - IT!!JUST - FUCKING - INFLATE - IT!!>JUST - FUCKING - INFLATE - IT!!JUST - FUCKING - INFLATE - IT!!>JUST - FUCKING - INFLATE - IT!!
>>542318066How about you give me the money now, and then see if that moves the needle?It's insanely obvious he has no intention of ever giving Americans jack shit. Even if the GOP fags won, yeah nah, that money will never happen. Just like every other promise and gift. Democrats did the same shit. If he was serious, he'd wire everyone the money now like they did with COVID and that actually might even bump him up in polls a little.
>>542318066Is be all 5000?Or is be not?I are is be waiting.
>>542320594Aww, you're so cute, anon
NO YOU GET $5000 IN AI CREDITS *AFTER* THE ELECTION. ART OF THE DEAL
>>542321830Yes data centers are cool. Goys must be all under control.
>>542321850i actually think its pretty funny how useless of a job bessents is, trump undermines his job every single day, and now he has the general public waiting on a 5,000 dollar check bessent could stop working tomorrow and nothing would change and on the flipside he could work his ass off from now until the midterms and have it all undone by trump in a moments notice with insane spending packages that no one stops, bessent is getting paid to do a job that can't be done, he's effectively unemployed with extra steps like how are you supposed to do his job when the spending goes UP EVERY DAY.
>>542321623Oh, I must be retarded because I though congress did the budget not the president. It's just how you worded this to make it sound solely like Trump's fault.I could just be fucking retarded, but DOGE and tarrifs were more of a budget balancing effort than any president has committed to in the recent couple of decades.
>>542318066I remember when covid checks came out and an anon mentioned an oil stock that did very well, anyone have suggestions?
Just as bad as dems giving everything away for free, they rob us then hand us back a little and expect us to be grateful. I would rather see the end of taxation entirely.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuXNuNleZd4
>>542318328>Golden GageWhat did this retarded nufaggot mean by this?
>>542322003well when everyone does trumps bidding and no one steps in to stop him he does control the spending and the budget, congress is essentially just another arm of trumps arsenal when they are effectively refusing to do their jobs and step in to stop this insanity.
>>542318587$5000 is goyim numbers
>>542318066If Republicans win the Senate and the House. Which is very unlikely to happen but maybe he will get some blacks to vote Republicans to win the Senate because they think they could get gibs.
>>542321955ALWAYS NICE TO RUN IN TO A FELLOW LIBERTARIAN
>>542318603Cool it with the antimiggerism.
>>542322023You're not getting a 5k check, retard. He's basically saying he knows the midterms are a guaranteed loss. His polls are worse than Biden and Bush. The war in Iran will turn him into the worst president in US history.
damn, canada won't become a state in time for me to get a free 5k : (
>>542319162You can keep subtlety trying to associate Russia and Putin with Trump, but no one is buying your gay cope
>>542318066>muh gibsIsn't this a leftist tactic? Is Trump left wing now?
>>542318066Sure. Just like he paid out the last time, what did you do with you DOGE check, and your tariff dividends you fuckin retard
>>542318066Is the executive branch just treating M2 like a high score screen these days?
>>542318066He still is the king of comedy, reparations for fools, hey and uuuuuhhhhhhh you'll get 5 thousand dollars paid when israel wins, I swear, it really will happen.
>if you accept this 5k dollars you're entered in this really cool draft contest.
>>542318066I'll go to thailand and fuck ladyboys for a week
does anyone actually believe they're getting 5k?the dems should just promise 10k and start a bidding war for votes with money neither side will give out if they win. and whoever wins can blame the other side for blocking the gibs
>>542322003Trying to balance the budget while running a massive trade deficit is genuinely retarded. The problem is people think government budgets are the same as household or corporate budgets, and they are not.
>>542318066Twitter should be banned as a public health hazard
>>542318066>IFSorry.I don't need $5000. I need women to no longer vote.
>>542322480Cuz what? Then trumphole would be President?
>no DOGE money>no tariff money>no midterm money
>>542318066>repeating the same tactic twice>Tards will still buy itYou gotta admit thats pretty low
>>542322380>the dems should just promise 10k and start a bidding war for votes with money neither side will give out if they win.Holy fuck that'd be hilarious. It'd cause a crack up boom in the dumbest way possible. Just convince everyone that their current dollars are going to be next to worthless in a few months so everyone with a few grand in savings tries to dump all the dollars they have now since they're going to get like 100k in a couple months. Prices would spike to Weimar levels without even needing to actually print the dollars. Mises's ghost would never let Friedman's ghost hear the end of it.
>>542322167>the poo-coloured, pea-brained Pinocchio is lying againIt doesn't matter. We're a decade past miggers being able to purport to be anything but a death cult -- the death of muttmerica cult.
>>542322167Ok, well then what should I invest in with MY OWN money?
>>542318151this is what I also plan to do, fellow white guy, hey lets all do this it will be swell
America, you're not stupid enough to fall for this, are you?
>>542318066banana drumpf gives everyone 5k to voot for him. what the fuck is this. i am awake.
>>542324409every democrat voter falls for it every electionwhy not the repubics?
>please vote for our child-raping asses PLEASE!>you can buy an iphone with taxpayer's money and increase our debt by hundreds of billion in the process!
Imagine believing this garbage
>>542318066> In order to get your 5 grand you need to go to a bank and show your voter ID.
>>542318066From 0 to telaviv how illegal is for a president to try to bribe an election?
>>542318066What have you bought with your 2000$ tarif dividend?
>>542318066When I was growing up, children’s cartoons would usually have an episode where there’s an election for something like class president, and one of the characters’ entire strategy is to simply promise free candy if they win. It was supposed to be fantastically childish and farcical.
>>542318204This time will be different. Trust.
5k per person would cost over a trillion.America is already 40 trillion in debt. Imagine what printing this amount would cause...
>>542318066Based more bullshit lies that his supporters will defend when it never happens.
>>542318204>>542318603That money was donated to Israel in your behalf.
>>542324962Brazillification of the US nation minus the bunda
>>542318066wtf ps6 is $5,000 check their website?
>>542318066this would cost about 900 billion dollars btw lol
>>542318688Grok said that?!
>>542318066LMAOIf after 2 promised checks not delivered as promised, mutts would have to be retarded to believe this. Which is exactly what they will do.Also, isn't this one highly illegal?
>>542318066This can't be legal, right? Isn't this pretty much bribery?
>>542318066nothing cause you sold the country for locked and loaded israel total control.that 5k is worth shit when they decide to print money for israel.
>>542325455I think he's claiming its not (absolutely illegal) election bribery as its a `campaign promise` rather than a direct bribe. And we all know what a politicians promise is worth, never mind Trump's. But yeah, it is illegal, or at least it was pre the post-legal era.
>>542318066Why are we buying votes, that’s a libtard trick
>>542326456Kikes buy votes. Welcome to realizing both sides have the same master.
