Yup, I'm voting Republican.
>>542318259>get $5000>spend it all on beer
Trump "Vladimirovich Lenin" Trump
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>>542318259I'm in. Does it matter if I live in Oregon?
No way they fall for it again
>>542318259Neat, I can cash it in with all the other trump checks I've gotten. And by that I mean zero. I've gotten fucking nothing.Imagine falling for this shit AGAIN
>>542318259sweet i can owe more taxes, gee thanks
>>542318259The bribe is supposed to come before, not after
>>542318409They will almost certainly fall for it again.
>>542318259Is this legal?
>>542318259LMAOFell for it again nuke incoming.
>>542318259>promisesThat $5000 will be worth $50 if he's allowed to continue
>>542318513Sure, he's perfectly within his rights to lie about such things.
>>542318259Won't that be another trillion in debt....just as treasury yields are spiking? We're fucking broke and no one wants to buy our debt anymore.
>>542318259can the fucking faggot just drop dead already?he's promised this a half dozen times already and then its always OOPS SORRY GOYIM WE JUST CANT DO THATcan the next one of you niggers please not miss?
>>542318259>I'm easily bribed for a small sum of moneyGood to know. On another unrelated note do you want to start a meme coin together? We'll jack up the price and rug pull everybody else. Of course I wouldn't rug pull you though, you're my partner!
>>542318259With the $5000 DOGE dividend and the $2000 tariff dividend, that's $12,000!
>fell for it again award