"Excuse me sir, I can smell marijuana inside your vehicle."
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>>542318755https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1KVn_oaWWF4
That line is unfalsifiable. Anyone can say they subjectively smell something. its an automatic cheat unlock to rip someone's car apart
>>542318755No, officer, that is only Oregano.Have a nice day!
of course you do. im just carrying back a fresh ounce from the government owned cannabis distribution outlet..
>>542318755If you find a blunt i'll split it with you, lets go.
>>542318755>you smell like shit pig>take one for the team>richThank you please come again.
>>542318755Sir, you are lying and trying to entrap me by planting false allegations
>>542318755Cool. That's not probable cause on its own in this state, you must evaluate the totality of circumstances. See, the state Supreme court decided this was an obvious conclusion given marijuana is lawful in this state. >>542318861This is also why.
>>542318755>getting stopped by a copCouldnt be me. I speed and run red lights but have only been pulled over once and that was because I didnt have my seatbelt on. Stop driving like a nigger and the cops wont treat you like one.
>>542319127They speed and break laws all the time so if you're doing it, you're in their slipstream and running equidistant from them. Watch out for parked porkies tho.
>>542319127I love having people blow by me at 20 over and seeing them pulled over a couple minutes later. I don't even drive slowly. I go 5 over like every reasonable person and never get stopped.
>>542318755Of course, I only traffic the finest of weeds
>>542318755Excuse me officer, I can smell cum on your breath.
>>542318755"I can't."
"Yes, because I have a couple ounces in the back, strong stuff."Appropriate response in Chicago. Enjoy prison for mere goynip in the cuckservative states.That being said I fucking hate weed.
I love weed
>>542319787Why hate weed? Alcohol has caused more suffering and death than the holohoax. I can buy it at any gas station.
>>542318755That’s because my car is made out of hemp. Am I being detained?
>>542318755>"Excuse me sir
>>542318755Yup. I have a half ounce rolled into this.
>>542318755I just hide notes all over my car that say "no weed here :)" and "you're stupid"
>>542318755Smell my ass next, officer.
>>542318755>y-yes?>just pass me that blunt, nigga>ok, sir>have a nice day
>>542319127literally a non-homeless, well spoken white man got harassed for sitting on a park bench (see: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmy6EA-HTKs)meanwhile a nigger at my local gas station violently assaulted me and local PD didn't do shit.cops are enforcers of anarcho-tyranny and foot soldiers of the kikes that are destroying America. literal race traitors who only occasionally properly deal with actual criminals.
>>542318755When the race war kicks off, remember that their race is BLUE, and BLUE ISN'T WHITE!!!
>>542318755>"Officer you have some white shit on your nose"Works everytime
Ride a motorcycle and all you smell is weed smoke. If I come up on weed smell I go look for them.
>>542321470Lackluster posts the craziest cop videos. Ending qualified immunity would resolve 99% of this shit
>>542318755Yes that's my air freshener here have one I have spares.
>>542318755>Uhh stop sign?? What stop sign?
>>542318755>BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM>>542318861My .38 is falsifiable
>>542318861They never do that here anymore now that weed is legal in my state.
>>542318755that's because there is cannabis in here dumbass. It stinks. Now get the fuck away from my car and go do something productive.
>>542324172Even in states it's legal it's still a DUI/DWI.
>>542318755this is why you keep a skunk in a cat carrier with you at all times when you're driving. say you work in pest control
>>542324206no the fuck it isn't. Do you think everyone walks to the fucking dispensary?!
>>542318755good thing the smell of weed isn't probable cause
>>542324177This. Also in the old beater car I had I just never emptied trash out of it. I let it pile up to damn near knee high in the back and passenger side. I was a known druggie in my town so they would hit me with searches whenever I got stopped so it meant they literally had to dig through elbow deep in garbage kek. They usually gave up after a few minutes. I never traveled with anything anyway or when I did it would be under the sole of my shoes or something similar where they never looked
>>542324206No it isn't. Only if they catch you clearly smoking a fucking blunt or something or you fail field sobriety tests. Having it in your car isn't illegal. I've been stopped with a few grams shoved in a cigarette pack in a cellophane before. They just looked at it and tossed it back in the seat.
>>542324252>no the fuck it isn'tYes it is. I just watched a bodycam video yesterday of a black woman refusing to hand over a roach after getting stopped, you can't drive with it in a consumable form. And if it's burnt they will perform a field sobriety test.
>>542324367Yeah they find a burnt blunt or joint or something in your ash tray theyre gonna fuck with you and give you field sobriety tests but otherwise it's fine to have it in your car.
>>542324418Doesn't have to be burnt, it just has to not be in a readily consumable form. Same as booze, you can have it in the backseat, boat or glovebox.
>>542324469>boatBoot
>>542324469I don't know what state you watched but here in Missouri I had a cellophane with 3 grams and a pipe shoved in a cigarette pack and they looked at it and tossed it back in the seat. Im also not a nigger though so I guess your mileage may vary.
>>542324546>shoved in a cigarette pack Yeah, and how your law works that's not considered readily consumable. Which yes, is dumb.
>>542324546And it was in the passenger side seat too, btw. It probably just depends on the officer and state. Here it doesn't really matter where it is unless it reeks in there and you have a burnt joint in the ashtray or something that's the only time I ever have heard someone get fucked with about it and even then they passed the tests and they let them go.
>>542324573Yeah that is kinda silly because I would literally steer with my knee while I packed that pipe and hit it while I was driving I just hadn't happened to that day. So yeah that seems pretty consumable.
"Yes, heres the bag and receipt. I bought it from the store next to the station. I havent used any yet. Enjoy that 25% tax i paid?"
>>542324367lol. bro. I've been smoking cannabis for 30+ years, I grow my own, and I've been hassled by cops before (though never incarcerated). Cannabis is 100% legal in Minnesota. The police did not pull this women over for cannabis, it was something else. I've been pulled over, with legally more than you should, and when I explained to the cop I was transporting it to a friend's house to make rosin he let me go. Initially he pulled me over for a headlight being out and my dumbass had jars of flower in a box on my passenger seat. I'm white though and have zero criminal history. He told me if he sees me driving with a headlight out again he'll ticket me and let me off with nothing. I fixed my shit that weekend.
>>542318755>I smell it everywhere I drive around this shitty city boss, I'm not surprised you smell it in here to.
>>542318755>veHICk-hel
>>542318755as a the resident /pol/ stoner who has been in a situation like this, word of advice cut the shit right away and play ball they got you, work with them explain the situation and just own it no reason to make any more of it than it has to be.
>>542324689Yep you were slipping bud. That kind of shit is the #1 way they pop people. "oh you had a tail light out" "oh you had a headlight out" "oh you had a turn signal out" "mind if I search the car?"
1pbtid slide threadPlease learn to spot these thingsgo look for what is being slid
>>542318861>then it must be coming from you officer, cuz there's none in here
>>542324648>So yeah that seems pretty consumable.Yeah, it's like having a whiskey bottle in your glove box. Perfectly legal, but dumb if you think the driver can't access it.
>>542318755I most definitely am not stupid enough to touch or go near narcotics, smells to me in b4 planted "evidence" plead 5th, lawyer. not even gonna talk my way out of this assclown I did nothing wrong I go through life like a decent honest person to hear this indian bullshit it can blow up in your face in court if you choose to escalate, faggot
>>542324775Weed isn't a narcotic, at least not in the clinical sense. It's a controlled substance or in states where it's legal, a regulated substance.
>>542318755Imagine a man attempting to put you in a steel cage like an animal for having a flower.No, seriously, just imagine it. Understand how absurd the concept is.In a just world, there is really only one appropriate response to this and to argue otherwise is just as absurd as someone attempting to put a man in a cage for having a flower.The only good policeman is a dead police man.
>>542324940Based
>>542324775remember kids: diplomacy is the higher way to shitpost on /pol/ and /b/ dumpsters you also have the right to remain silent and pigs have the right to use force
>>542324754definitely. The problem was it wasn't a simple bulb change. The wiring harness inside my headlight enclosure corroded out and sometimes it worked and other times it didn't. Sometimes just a smack on the side of it would get it lit again. My friend only lived like 3 miles away though so I never even considered getting pulled over on the way there. I did luck out though, that cop had every right to confiscate my shit and send me an invoice to pay for the privilege of getting fucked. He wasn't a normal city cop though, he was of the hennepin county sheriff department.
>>542318755It seems police in the US have increasingly been doing pre-context stops. Do they have performance targets. It seems they pull people over, by making something up, just to find something, anything to charge you with
>>542318755>Excuse me sir
>>542324815you believe that buddy! I meant to say I'm a more decent Spanish member of society than be a loser that touches clearly illegal weed.buy yourself and your kids another pocket knife and another gun incarcerating innocent people so straight enough men can be turned out and gang raped by straight alpha BBC is SOO FUNNY and justice for foids women everywhere technically legal, technically poorly drawn chinese cartoons are scam pizza and planted evidenceOmegle coming back online soon, if you are a retard with addiction self control problems. the girls are not whores. enjoy your death penaltyI am just so glad that now that we millennials are adults, we get cucked harder so an ungrateful little shit can be safer and stupider than we ever were dicks srs business. yes that is a hill i die on bcause i hate you, no i might as well not give a fuckhave fun vandalizing flock cameras, I welcome our ant overlords and welcome corrupt bribe moneyenjoy mexico 2
>>542324206>take field sobriety test>pass
>>542325196the bigger the muttmerican people are the more bullshit their own people give themjust stay out. its a shit tourist destination
>>542319934Kek
>>542325196They've always done that. If your car is shitty and all dirty or jank, if you're a nigger, if you look like a druggie, they will make up an excuse to pull you over and then hit you with some excuse to search. It's standard here.
>>542325196So the thing you need to understand about American cops is that they KNOW exactly who the criminals are in their area. They get to witness those assholes get away with crime all of the time on technicalities or lack of resources or interest from prosecutors. That can break an honest man that genuinely wants justice and criminals locked away. Their reality is even though this criminal is committing crime everything I do will inevitably allow them back into the public eventually. So if they see an opportunity where they can even stop that criminal for one weekend over some dumb shit they will do it. They know bloody mary moriarty isn't going to do fuckall so they do what they can. Sometimes that is a 24 hold or a 48 hour hold but to that officer that is a day or two without that piece of shit ruining everyone else' lives.
>>542325486why would you break the law and shoplift from walmart? the 'merican cops are invincible. you know that. it being perfectly clean bothing you is half a point but its not worth ityou claim to be in the 1st world why would you do anything stupid? for pussy? for sport?gringo problems are a fucking joke. theres some nazi watching over you, and you are a huge faggot
>>542318755>"Excuse me sir, I can smell marijuana inside your vehicle."feels good to live in a freedom country.$200/kg
>>542319787Basically, you hate weed(goynip) and at the same time, don't think possession should carry as harsh sentences or should be legal?I mean fair enough if thats the case.
>>542325654Bro you need to seriously stop letting mutts and Brit commonwealth nonces have a go at your kids the money is not worth it. you may never get your freedom back. dont take it from me, ask everyone to ever have asian hospitalityyou're letting evil in the enviroment. you and brazil and few shit islands in africa are the last of God's paradise blue lagoon is an 80s movie, they know what teh fuck theyre doing
>>542325654they have a good time high fucking ladyboys eating your food but they spit on you then they change it, ruin it and it never comes backtheyre not even parasites theyre worse white devil english speaking shit
>>542318755Sorry officer I am celebrating Charlie Kirk today
>You didn't slow down enough at the town entrance sign and got caught doing 54 instead of 50, that'll be 90€.
>>542325606evil exists and people can be evil. Cops are not invincible. Look at Derek Chauvin, did everything by the book according to his training and he's locked up for life and for what?! because some career criminal decided to use counterfeit money, get caught, not want to go to jail for drugs, swallow said drugs, start overdosing and then when the cops call the ambulance the ambulance gets STOPPED and held up by a bunch of criminal niggers in the streets making it unable to reach Fentanyl Floyd in time to keep his worthless ass alive! Tell that to the poor fucking bastards that died just last week because some nigger just couldn't stop being a fucking problem to everyone. Police are murdered all of the time here. The only police that are invincible here are fucking somalis that murder australian women for having the fucking audacity to call in for a possible sexual assault in some dark alley. Those niggers are invincible. Or how about that white house nigger that murdered that one woman on Jan 6 fuckup. Not only did that nigger get away with murder, he was fucking HONORED for it all while he was scamming through his child daycare.
>>542319787> painting Chicago as some paradise man all that nigger rape and murder was worth it, they keep it based with the goynip never mind the polish ass that was the first ever BBC gangbang that was selling kielbasa sanwiches and italian beef
>>542326122Kek I got like 3 fines for that lower than 5 kmh speeding in France, never paid a single one.
>>542318755>"Excuse me sir, I can smell marijuana inside your vehicle."It's legal Hemp, fuck off.
>>542326138> liberal wall of textbuddy, i heard it all from mexcian comedians. nice trygrounz, sovereign citizen, changing goalposts and logical fallacies. changing the subjectdidnt even read your shit
>>542318755Problem officer?
>>542326138no, our buddy Derek took the job to do something about muh duty to serve his fellow mutts and paid for it being crucified when he could have been looking out for number 1 he did low key Nazi shit, granted knee on neck choke was bullshit when our nigger hero was a criminal to keep it based and keep this shit sane he was an asshole that, much like the criminals whose time he wasted did plenty of crimes himself until enough was enoughthat counterfeit $20 might as well been freedom for walmart returns and the return of customer service he chose to be puto mamon for snakes that betrayed him now he is rightfully paying for it big boy shit
>blows their head off the moment they turn their lights on through the back windshield into their front windshield with an automatic firearm Problem solved
>>542318861>unfalsifiableIt's demonstrably false. He is not in the vehicle. Therefore, he can only smell things outside the vehicle.
>>542318755He gets to snuggle marijuana across the border while I wage slave like a schnook.
Even better , drive a truck full of anfo into your local municipality Light the fuse and book it ! Ya you'll probably be a wanted man after But they'll be fucking dead
>>542318755> IT AINT NO MARIHUANA IN MY MOTHERFUCKING VEHICLE NIGGA LEAVE ME ALONE YOU ARE DOING TOO MUCH I AM GOING TO CALL MY MOMMA I AINT GIVING YOU NO DRIVING LICENSE YOU HAVE NO REASON TO STOP ME WHAT IS THE REASON WHAT IS THE REASON WHAT IS THE REASON WHAT IS THE REASON WHAT IS THE REASON WHAT IS THE REASON YOU ARE RACIST THIS IS RACIST I CANT BREEEEEVE I CANT BREEEEEEEEEVE
>>542318755Imagine living in a red county where you'll still go to jail over fucking weed.
>>542326665you say that but every reasonable move that has been negroed is standing up for yourself and your rights we are past the point where courts and justice have been ruined by niggers, don't expect to get any justice as for the other retard your thirst for justice is petty vengeance we have to account for mercy and tolerance
>>542326665broken record. trade you 5 niggers for a parrot you niggers are no better watching reruns of disney cartoons for those fucking california oranges from a neighbors garden high trust society! quack!
>>542319870he's been programmed to. or paid
>>542326580this guy jerked off as a kid in his room and thought his parents couldnt tellnever wondered why your parents kept saying the room was..."musty", huh
>>542326138ok, read that shitbuddy, what comes around goes around. that crowd of niggers is what you get when you decide to be fucking nazi, other than that you had the bright idea to free the slaves then, you have the fucking balls to say " niggers and spics" like it will catch on. when theyre model immigrants.I know spics are shit, I dont want to cuck to you half a point those pigs are all violent serial killers and thugs running around like terminator was a good film then you compare your ass to europe, as if they needed to deal with more trash your brain on BBC pornbuddy you are confused. you envy nigger clothes and gains? take the streets and women backyou do it by not being a fucking faggot with your balls. keep it cool and based
>>542326904take your meds jackass i am only joking
>>542327203you dont even get as hard as you should at that bullshit, trust me pussy is sensitive to nigger cock tearing them the fuck open wrestle one, like tearing apart flesh from bone one in her ass the other in her pussy and 2 dicks in her mouth while enjoying crack cocaine? trust me, its the Irish redhead that is never coming back to be a mother to your mutt children entitled faggot can't even dick slap the jewish sex therapist but youre gonna tell me faggot shit
>>542327286hasta tu bruto? oh yeah im joking too
>>542327438emotional damagepsychiatric erectile dysfunction
