>Pollshttp://www.wahlrecht.de/umfragen/>English language analysishttps://youtu.be/xsTvCLXwoyI>Thead OP pastahttps://pastebin.com/raw/VqpFkZ1B>What doCreate Memes, spread Memes, attack the narrative.Get /fit/.Join the metapolitical phalanx!Spread flyers and stickers, physically remove leftist Agitprop!Discuss politics with people; call attention to the Unrecht.>Counter culture>Schwarze Fahnehttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDhJtEJ04Qw6F-EThwuR_Gg>Wir klären dashttps://www.youtube.com/@Daserklaert>EinProzent podcasthttps://podcast.einprozent.de/archiv/>Am Rande der Gesellschafthttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLVN9-ICSLAhAL2-ScvRJ0GONa0MPcxK2fhttps://odysee.com/@kanalschnellroda:3?view=home>Der Schattenmacherhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqQ9P_ObrTQ0MhUnZffKkGA/>Neuer Deutscher Standardhttps://t.me/NDSoffiziell>Krautzonehttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5gzI18X1nUgpzd5DzCbspghttps://t.me/krautzonehttps://kvltgames.com/>WolfPMShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O61baA-GL6E>Learn German script (Kurrent, Sütterlin)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AgE_4P0cSshttp://www.suetterlinschrift.de/Lese/Sutterlin0.htmhttp://www.kurrent-lernen-muecke.de/lehrgang.php>Get activehttps://www.solifonds.me/#solifondshttps://einprozent.de/mitmachen>Flügel TV (german)https://youtu.be/PLG0BZLHXAEhttps://youtu.be/QGX29DUb7Hk>Mapshttps://www.schiebt-sie-ab.de/https://linke-gewalt.info/https://www.protestkarte.de/
Stale Bread>>542278018
Breaking newsGermany would be first in Pisa in Europe without migrationthe migration is a complete disaster
>>542324619I feel like we already knew that
https://www.compact-online.de/800-millionen-euro-rekord-bei-ruestungsexporten-nach-israel/>Germany has massively expanded its arms exports to Israel this year. In the first half of 2026, the federal government approved arms exports to Israel worth nearly €800 million. With this, almost four times the total value of the previous year was already achieved after just six months. In 2025, approvals amounting to around €201 million had been granted. The second quarter carried particular weight; between April and June, the federal government approved exports worth approximately €735.76 million.
Germany would be first in Pisa in Europe if weren’t for KrostThat dumb nigger single-handedly skewed it
>>542326509Genosse Krost never existed
>>542324499What is Merz thinking about frens?
>>542324619> both parents born in GermanyA mouse born in a horse stable is no horse.How about the parents of German blood with immaculate Ahnenpass?
>>542325153> Germany sends weapons to Israel> Getting accused of facilitating acts of genocide in international court> Germany’s top lawyer: “Your honor, the genocide accusations were sent to the wrong email address - I rest my case”https://apnews.com/article/world-court-israel-germany-genocide-nicaragua-arms-1cac60bd1e9f7be1b32523dbb060f6dd> Police captured the person responsible for attacking Germany’s energy infrastructure> He did it protest “the climate crisis”> His mother sells him out to the presshttps://www.derwesten.de/region/nrw-sabotage-stromwerke-wer-ist-daniel-v-gevelsberg-id302154381.htmlHas the AfD figured out how to form a coalition yet in Sachsen-Anhalt?
>>542327207its not really a issue of the AFD onlyif the other parties play dumb and block it, we just get another electionand we will repeat until we get 50%
fake ass thread real thread is here ---> >>542323959
>>542327207>Has the AfD figured out how to form a coalition yet in Sachsen-Anhalt?Moin!Bit early for that, innit?https://www.compact-online.de/nix-russland-linker-klima-terrorist-geschnappt/
>>542327276How would it take to have another vote?I thought there were two other state elections happening next month.
>An arrest warrant from the Cottbus public prosecutor's office had been issued against Daniel V. Authorities had been searching for him across Europe since the middle of last week. He is suspected of having committed acts of sabotage and attempted attacks on high-voltage power lines and substations in North Rhine-Westphalia, Brandenburg, and Saxony. You may recall: in all cases, the media suggested that Russia was waging its 'hybrid war' here against Germany and Europe. That had nothing to do with the truth. As early as Friday evening, a special task force (SEK) stormed a truck converted into a motorhome in Niederzier, which is said to belong to the suspect. However, without success.>Two handwritten confession letters put investigators on the 48-year-old's trail. In them, the sender justified the attacks as a fight against fossil fuels and wrote: 'Power generation from fossil fuels is a crime.' He also targeted the arms industry and accused Germany of supporting the 'genocide in Palestine.' So, he is hardly a vassal of Putin.
>>542327415State elections in Berlin and Mecklenburg-Vorpommern are taking place in 10 daysEarliest new elections in Sachsen-Anhalt could happen early-mid Octoberhttps://www.mdr.de/nachrichten/sachsen-anhalt/landtagswahl/ministerpraesidentenwahl-selbstaufloesung-vertrauensfrage-,neuwahlen-akt-100.html
>>542327732> “power generation from fossil fuels is a crime”> drives around Europe in a motorhome sabotaging power stations
>>542324499Just got unbanned.Spent 6 days in the jail for posting AfD content.Was it worth it?
>>542326940How about some Selektion…
>>542328043https://youtu.be/0_l9lljdY3wWe're so back
>>542325153more like federal goyvernment
Do you guys not find it almost comically funny that the ruling parties in your country are trying to claim that getting rid of immigrants would destroy your country despite them being the architects for the ethnic replacement of your people?With the absolute cheek of these politicians, I'm surprised none of them have been strung up on the lampposts yet
>>542328328The gaslighting is meant to cause cognitive dissonance.> no economic growth for 5 years, record unemployment > Govt: “we have a skills shortage, we need more migrants”
>>542328571State elections in Sachsen-Anhalt> Highest voter turnout since 1990s> AfD wins by a landslide> Government and media: “this is a threat to democracy”
>>542324619If Germany is so smart why does it have migrants subhumans in the first place? You are aware that what you have now will stay and just keep breeding more shitskins, your future generation is literally fucked.
>>54232872> smartest person in PolandYes, most Germans understand the implications of mass immigration.There’s even a political party that’s been talking about it for over 10 years…The debate is about whether that is good or bad
ALARM
>>542329063
Why did Bernd betray his best friend Duck?
>>542328571>goyvernment: you should be grateful to e able to work for somebody else; you as a worker are the profiteer>also goyvernment: we need migrants to save or economyNote: when a native works he's a leech and should be grateful finding somebody to pay his wage. when a swarthy migrant resides in this country (doesn't even need to work) he's boosting (read: saving) the economy
>>542329063>Probealarmand not >Bundestag and command Bunkers were vaporisedI maxed out despise this arrogant mafia-pedo-cult
Did leftists/journos really accuse politicians who said anything moderately critical of mass migration on talk shows as nazis? Like not some fringe twitter leftists but in talk shows? I don't watch örr really so never figured if it was a meme or not.
>>542328571I mean if you look at what the Arbeitsamt publishes it's truish. Can't be assed to look up the statistics but basically there are like nine unempoyed for every job opening at helfer niveau and like two openings for one unemployed at fachkraft/spezialist niveau something like that. But politicians won't tell you ofc that like 90% of invaders will never reach beyond helfer level skill.Its a shitshow that we allow them to an der nase herumführen us in such a perfide way.
>>542324499>AfD
>>542329941>two openings for one unemployed at fachkraft/spezialist niveau something like that.hmmm.. could there be a way to turn non-specialist unemployed INTO specialists?does such technology exist?
>>542329063ENTWARNUNG
>>542330252Bei mir kam keine Entwarnung
>>542330252>>542330453>Abstellen Diese abgefuckten autoritääääš mongos sollen mich einfach in Ruhe lassen
>>542330503Mein ganzes Leben ist ne Katastrophe dafür Brauch ich keine Erinnerung am handy
>>542330538Hallo, das ist richtig, könnte aber auch schlimmer sein
>>542330616Mahlzeit!!
Ob die Dinge wohl ein wenig aus dem Ruder gelaufen sind...
>>542332106Tak
>>542332171>>542330616
>>542327732Called it, Antifa and the like are the actual terrorists >Media suggested russiaSo did all of our politicians? Wtf
>>542330503Kannsts auschalten du mongo
>>542328043Morning, nice to see you today.
fuck lil hans gon do
>>542324499Btw: https://suno.com/playlist/bc20e3a7-78f0-4d47-902a-466035134a1dI don't get it, is AI music finally a real thing, or just synthetic crap?Picrel.
>>542330045> AfD-generated ragebaitYou mean the political polls and election results?Yes, it’s making people seethe.I remember people seething when the AfD won 20% in regional state election.
>>542324619Colour me surprised
>>542332881>>542333022>>542331504Kraut/pol/ shill containment thread is this way >>542323959
>>542333183Everything in here is AI. Maybe not AI generated itself, we try to avoid that shit.
>>542331504I don't know if you saw, but the US military confirmed with me that I was someone from outside, inside of a computer simulation. This world is an app on a computer monitored by governments/military. So they are actively watching me from outside of this sim. There are others in here as well.
>>542333460>Adolf Hitler is a shill in Kraut/polThat is why I have you Germans labeled as degenerate, non-Aryans.
So this world is Nazi technology. Where we can upload your conscious to a computer, ran by a mega computer in a Nazi basement. Everything in it is fake, but we have a lot of people who have a hard time with how low-technology the Allies are and their burning economy of starvation, so we upload a lot of demoralized individuals here, including kids who are suicidal. Britain has a plethora of those kids, who, no matter what, kill themselves, so they thank the Evil Nazi Bastards for uploading them in here and keeping their body alive for them. Pretty great technology.
You shouldn't get into trouble posting here, or talking with me because I have spent hours talking to the US military and the German military, even tried to call Putin. To inform them they are computer simulations and that Nazi stuff isn't real or never really happened outside of here. They have all been informed. If you haven't guessed by now, I am the geniune Adolf Hitler.
Yes, Germans are allowed to 3rd Reich. These laws were tests. You are allowed to overthrow the 4th Reich and establish a National Socialist state.
I only put those laws into place because I did not ever want to see a National Socialist Germany not being ran by me. But alas, all great things must come to an end at some point. Maybe I may no retire from the military entirely, and can be a low lying grunt, but that service must too come to an end at some point.
All of this is just a temporarily standoff. I refuse to have another American, Heinrich Himmler, rule over the German people. I want the 3rd Reich to be handed by a geniune German ruler, and all Americans replaced. Himmler wants to be the Fuhrer, and thinks he is, but he has no idea he is not, which is hereticy....
I know the German people. The Germans hate Himmler and Goebbels. Hitler is not just a war furher, they adore Hitler, as they know the heart, that Hitler adores them and would gladly join up in any war for them as a grunt. Himmler and Goebbels are losers, American swine, parasites to the Reich and the German people. Not only is Himmler a former tranny with HIV, he is a self-proclaimed "anti-military, pro-politician" guy. He calls me a degenerate for killing white supremacists as a child in self-defense, but that is because he spent, up until he had met me, most of his life being a white-supremacist, anti-European. A retarded "White American" idiot. Now, I understand, and we all do, that demoralization in the previous worlds and whatnot, but these guys need to learn that if I retire, they are to retire with me. That is the duty of a loyal bodyguard. They asked for it.
So that is the standoff, and why I am so paranoid. I don't believe an American is suitable for a Fuhrer post WW2, that is essentially the promise to the German people. That they are to be trusted and handed the reigns after we have established and built for them, an empire. Himmler & Goebbels are these pro-American only swine.
>>542330082Shut up reddit faggot. There's also technology to lose weight and 70%+ are still overweight.Oh no just hire a sozialarbeiter who will alphabitize them and show those noggers that in Germany we go to Ausbildung instead of sitting at home on hartz4You can't unscum the scum
That is the better question. Why are they so paranoid? Do they not trust the German Aryans?
>>542324499eagles dont give a fuck about nations
>>542334809Nobody fives a fuck about Pooland
>>542334760I believe it is better to pursue a European idea. A purely German national idea is not viable in modern times. Vid-rel.
>>542334710?so you are saying we should not try to get unemployed germans to specialize to fill the gaps and instead should import more people who are already spezialized from other countries instead?or did you come here already seething and could not correctly comprehend my question because of that?
>>542333183> ai musicnow I get why youtube is showing me so much dark fantasy music its all ai shit. Watched one and now the feed is full of it.
Well, here we go guys, another round of trying endlessly the DEERS "Exit Simulation" Code. You have to listen to every single word and not skip anything. I have most of the passwords correct, I think. Besides the actual passcode, 2nd to last on bottom.1-800-538-9552"Yes""No""No""Check My Eligibility"3,4"Yes"So far it is not 3,4.
>>542335664Alex Karp and Peter Thiel will deliver this for us Hail victory
>>542335664I agree, of course. However, National Socialism was made in a world where people can rewind time, teleport, and all other kinds of shit like create portals to even worlds that aren't real. We have computer simulations, rebirth machine, and even time travel. They technically have that in this sim but it's kept under high level security and only certain people can access it. We don't like to talk about this being a simulation because people are dangerous in it, because they are partly monkeys. I've had a school teacher try to once "entrap me" inside the sim "permanently" because she was jealous I was teleporting around and "didn't like the idea" that I was more important than her, so somehow she obtained the ability. Usually via military.
>>542337721>shilling Guenon didn't yield the desired results >now he's shilling Thiel
Usually with Americans, when they find out you are a real person from the real world and operating inside a computer simulation, like to cut out your organs while you are still alive with no pain killers, to sell.
>>542337234Lmao, yeah, though AI music is slowly getting better than realistic music.Check this out: https://suno.com/playlist/fa0ccaf3-ce35-4966-8f47-bc66db03bafbPicrel.
>>542336769I wasn't talking about Germans. In german population we have basically Vollbeschäftigung.I was replying to the anon who politicians: record unemployment, lets import immigrants" and I simply stated that it's a double lie because like 90% are Helferniveau and aren't Fachkrafts or Spezialists.
>>542324499Not only is AFD NOT going to deport a single fucking shitskinned kaffer from your land, they're a Russian (ie. Deep kike) Trojan horse. You're being fucked over by Russia as we speak. Fuck sakes Germans, please, for the love of all things Holy - catch a fucking wake up for once and don;'t fucking argue with me.
>>542337894Thiel was my first master
>>542333818Hello, machine spirit! Still running on a govt server farm, huh… ;)
late stage /kraut/pol
Krost is a hothouse flower and that's his problem
>>542338985just a transitional phase before we achieve full Pfernd/pol/https://youtu.be/VFloIw3mKqs
>>542338985That’s because Bernd betrayed his best friend DuckWhy did he do it?
>>542339189exactomundo and for the friggen Russians too. Gross. AFD is not the answer brothers. I hope you don't give Russia anything, they wish to kill you all.
>>542324619I have to cringe a bit whenever they make jokes about the way people dressed or their hair or some shit like that, but apart from that, they actually deliver better news than most other outlets, kekMaybe a bit tainted by wishful thinking, but at least you get to see them go through the numbers a bit
>>542328328>>542328571Even if they were capable of acknowledging this as a problem, they wouldn't change their tune.They said that we need open borders for more than a decade now and labeled everyone who disagreed as Nazi.They haven't left themselves any room to ever back out of this again.
>>542333289that CDU curve looks like my portfolio, KWAB
german media continues to be obsessed with wunder innovation that will revive the busted economy. Its silly nothing will save us.
>>542341024Kek deine Idee ist kotz da bekommt man gleich Bock auf'n Bier lol howdy man sieht sich Tanke wartet
reminder: anti-Zionism is the principal contradiction that unites all classes against the foreign imperialists
>>542339189>Pfernd/pol/
>>542341413Cute horsie!
>>542338372ah, ok! agreed, then>In german population we have basically Vollbeschäftigungeh, isn't it at like 80-85% and a good chunk is doing menial work that should, and honestly now already could, be automated"fachkräftemangel" is an internally solvable problemnot that i'm telling you anything you didn't know here kek, just want to make my point clear(er)
>>542338825Yes, unfortunately. I usually enjoy it, but I cannot remember if my origin point, blasted Jews hit me with K9 PTSD medication that wiped my memory in this life. Not to mention, the skull cutting ceremony. Fun fact, if you try to join the Jewish Mafia, they will grab the back of your head to check to see if there have been cuts made in your skull. These cuts symbolize that you have wrongfully fucked with the Jewish Mafia. Mine is cut because I figured out how to grow diamonds. You take pork back fat, and salt it consistantly, all over, leave nothing to rot. Use gloves because it somehow grows your fingerprints on them. It takes almost 2 years but you will have diamonds :)
I mean, correction* it could take up to 3 years, but I forget! Just keep salting until the thing turns into a diamond, you can grow them bigger by stuffing your grown diamond into another layer of pork fat and wait the 2-3 years or whatever. Largest I have done is 20 carats.
Spain is a major producer of lab grown diamonds. That is why they promote Jamon and you see pig legs everywhere in shops.
I just mean, I cannot remember if my origin point is with my classmates keeping me under a sim because suicidal and Himmler thinks he is now the Fuhrer, or if a girl named Miranda Stewart, prostitute and crackhead, is keeping me at her house under with some supervision of the Jap. Which I hope to God it's #2. That is what I boiled it down to.
Did Nietzsche hasst Nazis?
>>542341562
Nazi Mind Control Drug formula: take a small spray bottle, dry and clean, fill 1/3rd of the way with ice (I believe, crack) and then 2/3rd the way with water. Add pinch of table salt. Spray. You can tell anyone to do anything, and they will under this drug. Fun fact: when zombie virus is released, this is the only drug that I know of that slows zombie infection and zombie turnover.
>>542342000checked
TOTAL ARYAN VICTORY
>>542327913Mecklenburg-Vorpommern and Berlin are voooting on the 20th.the AfD is second strongest party in berlin already and McPommes has it in first place, but not by much.
Nazi Zombie Cure formula: you need liquid cortisone steroid shots, usually they need injected inbetween the bones of the shoulder, or something. Otherwise take the liquid cortisone, mix with liquid promethezine, and then mix with liquid codeine. I believe we also added crack or cocaine to the mixture. If it works, then you just need 1/3 of each formula, but if you need to add the crack or coke then i believe either a 1/3rd with a sprinkle or need 1/4th of each. You should be careful, because these liquids work on contact with skin, meaning overdose is super easy. We took mechanical pencils, removed all the lead but the one in the hole to write with, as it was used as a "plunger", then filled the pens up with the solution. Please do not try to inject with this, just plunging a drop on a person is enough to reverse the zombie virus. Too much causes OD, not sure if Narcan or whatever works but you need a heroin reversal and fast.
Even with the Nazi mind control drug, Himmler cannot convince me to be happy. lol.
These recipes are the Hitler Family recipes. Of course they galliantly stole it all from us without payment, and then entrapped me in a fucking simulation.
>>542342399>>542342457you're the fattest nigger to have ever fatted in all of the german reich.
>>542342505I know, even in famine I fat.
>>542342505My father thinks it's Lithuanian peasant DNA. Built to add fat fast and keep it on.
>>542342550correction: you are the fattest nigger to have ever fatted outside of the entire german reich.
>>542342640Lol. See, I think it's more than the Lithuanian side. It's got to be my very northern european dna. Icelandic, Norwegian, Swedish, Finnish, Lithuanian, Northern Russian. Had to build up some blubber under all of those fur coats like a seal.
Adolf Hitler is like 28 diferent European races mixed together. That is why you have him earning Gold in the Olympics at age 14, and carrying on his title through adulthood. That is why he has 37 Noble Prizes.
>>542342640Forgot my pic
By the way that is not how you talk to someone with the Medal of Honor, you filthy American.
>>542342255checked
>>542338825Neger
>>542324499that's Mexico's bird you stupid nigger
>>542344911doublenigger
>>542341024because the media is to a large degree parasitic.if we enter a scenario where money really runs short (not just our current situation where we still have a lot of money and just overspend but an actual shortage), they will get completely obliterated.
>>542341024>innovation that will revive the busted economy.What ever flavour of marshal plan it is today.
Flock cameras are good actually
>>542346687Is that when we handed the Allies a map of the US and said that was the map of the US? And they believed it. LMAO.
Nazi trolls.
>newest MV pollsPlease god, let the CDU fail to make the 5%. It would be so fucking funny
>>542346687>not waging war against half the world>not cutting oneself off from resources or technology because of ideology >telling the US/UK to fuckoff and suddenly we have enough "innovation" to revive the economy. Also kick the industry bosses out they are all traitors who dug this grave.
Hitler levitation device: coiled electric burner, lava lamp, duct tape
All of the music you listen to: Adolf Hitlers. All of the TV shows and movies you watch: Adolf Hitlers. You can thank Hitler for an economy.
Hitler specifically created Japanese anime. That is his original drawings. He created pokemon and all the TCG in general. WoW. Video games and consoles. Everything you use to entertain.
>>542341968it can't be deniedthere have been rumors going around on /kraut/ lately
Germans can thank me for speaking German at all. They never did, they spoke English.
You enter a code you found on 4chan. What does it do? (to you, not your computer etc).
>>542351091>>542351168hmmm myap kraut saving stuff being posted today
>CdU below 7 percent in MeckPom>LINKE wins in Berlinfunniest outcome
>>542341968
>>542351326Certain things are important, otherwise it's like being dead still.
>>542337862Sure man, it's exactly like you say. Picrel.
>No motivation/energy/will to work out if there is no girl who could potentially be mine around>No girl around who could potentially be mine because I’m fat>No motivation/energy/will to work out if there is no girl who could potentially be mine around>No girl around who could potentially be mine because I’m fat>No motivation/energy/will to work out if there is no girl who could potentially be mine around>No girl around who could potentially be mine because I’m fat>No motivation/energy/will to work out if there is no girl who could potentially be mine around>No girl around who could potentially be mine because I’m fat>No motivation/energy/will to work out if there is no girl who could potentially be mine around>No girl around who could potentially be mine because I’m fatHow am I supposed to break this closed loop, Deutschbagbros?
>>542353840Motivation is a false god. Discipline is destiny. Just get up and do it and keep doing it.
The notion or idea that Adolf Hitler cannot speak German is a lie.
Adolf speaks perfect German, if he's not too good at it. This guy would listen to German officers calling him a moron and an idiot.
What do you think of an evil dictator, that allowed everyone in his cabinet and ranks, total free speech with no consequences? Goebbels would basically call Hitler a douchebag faggot, barely if at all in "covered languaged", and Hitler would shake his hand and say "Thank you, what a wonderful speech!"
Hitler literally replied to a Goebbel's "Hitler is an Idiot" speech, "Thank you so much, honorable heir Goebbels. Your free speech is so wonderful. My favorite part of what you said is that "We will not be defeated!" and I agree, we will not be defeated!"
>>542341642>Yes, unfortunately.We should really get you outa there ... :)>>542344864Hiss!!!
>>542347152Can agree on that ...
so when are we invading polen
