>>542325319Honestly me too. It's such a pathetic attempt at a bribe that we all know will never come to fruition because it's so obvious there's no way he can possibly afford anything like that. This is so fucking retarded. Is this really what it's come to now? Everything is stupid now. Being an American is a fucking embarrassment these days.
If he's trying to bribe/lie to people he's scared
>>542325319>$5k midterm dividend>$2k DOGE dividend>$2k tariff dividendYou lost, tranny.MAGA!
>>542325319Whatever I’ll take the free money.
>>542325319You must have missed the part when Musk was bribing people to vote republican.
>>542325319Many parties and politicians do shit like this but usually they promise legislation that benefits some group of people. They don't outright say that vote for us and everyone gets a pony.
$5k? Yes, please!
>>542325319We've been doing this with niggers for decades, in the form of welfare. He's not going to pay you either, like the last 2 checks he promised you.>inb4 you get 5k in Trumpcoin
>>542326507You’re not going to get anything.Obviously Trump is trying to bribe people for votes and then the gop we be all like “aw schucks looks like we sent all that money to israel oh well what can you do?”There is also the much more irritating implication that the right has been accusing the left of buying votes from disenfranchised voters for like a century and now this orange nigger does exactly that and he’s not even trying to be obtuse about it.This fucking retard, man, ffs
>>542326677The Democrats could actually pull off something like this and people would believe them because they've actually given people Biden bucks. Trump has promised free money so many times that you'd have to be some ultimate migger nigger to buy this.
Why are you surprised? He's done literally exactly this three times before.
>>542325319GET READY 4OR BULLRUN ASSEMBLY.GOD BLESS YOU BULL FANILY.
will americans actually fall for this?
>>542325319By all means keep this mongoloid in office
>>542325319He's gonna need to offer a lot more than that, lmao. I'm glad to see the kikes have been listening to my advice, but they all ought to give a better fucking bribe than paltry sum of monopoly money.
>>542325319$5k to tick a box... yeah fuck commies I'm red now
>>542326528he wasn't talking to people though, he was talking to republicans
18 U.S. Code § 597 - Expenditures to influence voting Whoever makes or offers to make an expenditure to any person, either to vote or withhold his vote, or to vote for or against any candidate; andWhoever solicits, accepts, or receives any such expenditure in consideration of his vote or the withholding of his vote--Shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than one year, or both; and if the violation was willful, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than two years, or both.https://www.govinfo.gov/content/pkg/USCODE-2024-title18/pdf/USCODE-2024-title18-partI-chap29-sec597.pdf
>>542326842Trump gave people checks in his first term and so did bush back in the day. Both parties have a history of sending out stimulus checks.
>>542327016President is not beholden to laws, SCOTUS said so.
>>542327016Supreme Court made him immune.
>>542325319Why? It will work on 95% of americans.This is another genious move by Trump
>>542326956No, you’re brown, and a gullible brown at that
>>5423253195000 goyshekels?
joke is on him, I earned already more by buying melania
>>542325319I can't wait for this retarded inbred pedophile to lose power. The second the kikes realize he's no longer useful to them, they are going to string him up. Every kike lover ends up the same way.
>>542325319>if you elect me as class president, my daddy will buy us all pizzaSad thing is that it works
>>542327490It's the kike media that decides if it will work or not. If Israel wants him to stay, the media will hype this up as bold, innovative, much needed and refuse to talk about the consequences. If Israel wants him gone, they will talk 24/7 about what a terrible idea it is, how it will increase inflation, increase the national debt. Your country is probably the same.
>>542325319Weren't the Republicans supposed to be the party of no handouts?
>>542325319If the GOP win the midterms because retards actually think this is gonna happen can we just call you guys cattle forever?
>>542326465What about the Israel dividend?
>>542327675No handouts to whites. Israel, Jews and Indian Hindpoos get unlimited handouts.
>>542325319>America's largest republican and political mandate in decades>do nothing with itNow all it takes for these fucking worthless cocksucking white trash trough-fiends to watch their sons go die in the middle-east, again, is $5,000.They fucking deserve it. I want to watch this country fucking rot.
>>542325319if you are a whore, make sure you get payed first before letting someone fuck you in the ass
>>542325319>this is what it’s come toThis is where you are now. The promise of five thousand bucks. Next year you'll be happy with a bag of potatoes.
>>542327692Yes.
>>542325319>>542325607>>542326465Miggers believe anything trump says>>542322333
>>542325319>genuinely cannot believeTry.
>>542325319It's over. After giving us an Alzheimer's president we got a choice between a Clinton/corporate puppet Indian nigger woman president by committee, or, dementia don, openly grifting and lying through his teeth pathetically while starting wars for Israel.I want the 90s back. I am checking out.
>>542327447>>542327470Doesn't work like that. We aren't a banana Republic.
>>542329055>We aren't a banana Republic.lollmaorofl
>>542325319>in speech punctuated by false claimsWhy do they even botherIt hasn't been working for 10 years
>>542329001i should've vote for brenie
Trump has cost me over 100k in lost revenue when he targetted my industry. I was also discriminated against from military service for taking estrogen.
>>542329097When I see your flag I honestly don't know what country it isWe will always be everything you are not. You wish to live here and cannot.
>>542327034Trump gave checks because he was fucking up covid response so bad that everyone was getting mad
>>542326507He followed it up as, a dividend, so you MIGHT get some of your slave goy tax back but maybe jk you won’t. You’ll still get taxed when you earn and spend lol.Roads? Potholes? Where we are going there aren’t roads.
>>542326842Dint you read it? ITS A VOW.that's as good as a solemn oath arount these parts of kentucky
>>542329196Welcome to 4ch, buddy!
>>542329220There has been a bridge shutdown in my city a few blocks from me over a fucking creek for the past 6 years you have to take a mile detour around and they they just put up concrete barriers on both sides for a 50 foot bridge with no fix I guess forever, Ive seen 2 light poles taken down from car accidents in this same time and just never replaced. Nothing getting fixed or replaced, it’s over.
>>542325319Cringe fake outrage from the same glowies that installed him
>>542325319Direct payments to citizens have, historically, been combined with various "bail-out" programs; Bush was bailing out fraudster bankers, or Trump was just handing fraudsters money with PPP. The direct payments to citizens are a drop in the bucket relative to the wider spending spree.tldr; the sweaty tip is just enough to keep you quiet regarding their gross overspending
Trump keeps all the profits from is crypto scams, but then will increase the 40+ trillion dollar debt to give people free money? This guy is lost.
>>542329509Covid 19 was a response to the repo markets crashing in September 2019.It was a bank bailout with a bribe to retards and business owners to shut up.
>>542325319I support his policies but what's the leverage voters have over him to ensure he follows through on giving the money?
I'm sorry but $5000 no longer carries the same weight that it once did.
>>542329097>>542329196My God I hope you're trolling, I know my countrymen are retarded but hopefully you'd know the flag of Peru when you see it.
>>542325607Watch idiocracy
>>542325319That 5k will be worth $500 by the time he distributes it after all the money printing
