BREAKING! They are testing the WW3 alarms right now!
>>542329184this is war propaganda
>>542329184>>542329217Make me a schnitzelwürfel
if it was about testing warnings they would do it every 5 years to refresh the memorydoing it every year is obnoxious war propagandathen build nukes if you think it is going to happen, don't pussy outif this is about russia build nukes, if not stop fucking aroundthis is no longer cold war germany on germany proxy war games
GRAB YOUR FUCKING ANKLES MADZ ITS TIME TO DIE FOR ISRAEL
>>542329263Do they have a licence for that?
>>542329264>Testing sirens is war propagandaHow mentally weak are chuds? i thought trannies are the emotional ones.
>>542329217It's just traditional goyim fear mongering courtesy from your ZOG gov psyop.We have this shit here from time to time as well.When you're redpillled what it is it doesn't phase you.
>>542329184>probewarnungThey are going to probe you anon...be careful
Unironically they tested it first in Australia. We couldn't work out why we were getting a ww3 alarm but turns out as usual we were just the guinnea pigs
>>542329184If WW3 starts please don't chop down telecom towers in big cities (it will leave shitskins in media isolation and they might not be able to dodge the nukes)
>>542329333yes, test warnings every year is war propagandathey didn't do it during the height of the cold warno new nuclear shelters are being build, no nuclear deterrent is frentic being buildthis is meant to manufacture consent so the normies get brainwashed into warit is very simple logic, if you can't see it then sorry for you
>>542329714>every yearIts every 3-4 months for sirens.
>>542329184Fuckers woke me up.
>>542329184EBS is a GO!! Trump will declassifiy full aliens disclosureare you enjoying the show?we said Israel is saved for lastgrab your popcornDid you trust SessionsGalactic Federation is hereQ
>>542329714We additionally have alert sirens here going off once to twice a month.I get Silent Hill vibes erytime.Fuck pyramidhead!
>>542329184>>542329714They do siren tests all the time. The only difference is the implementation of the phone alerts.t. volunteer firefighter
>>542329184It woke me up!!!!And then my amazon package arrived and item did not work!End times. Day ruined.
Fuck them.We die first.elitehs die after us, ccp targeting, nowhere to hide. They lived at our mercy!
Thread theme.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bcH6aQyzDw4&list
>>542329792Now we know who this retard is.
>>542329869I didnt get handy notification either. Just alarm. I ignored it. If it was really ww3 I would just be pissed about amazon. Alarm isnt that alarming either. I easily ignored it.
>>542329867zoomer
>>542329714shiiieeet austria has been conditioning the population for ww3 for over 40 years then. >sirens almost every saturday noonfucking retard
>>542329184wtf ww3 just flew over my house
>>542330106yes, good that you realize that
>>542329184Actually your post kinda gave me chills can’t imagine what you are going though
>>542329184My iPhone didn't warn me this year. Only my android.
I'd rather get messages like "pyramidhead loves you and is comming" to make me hide in the closet.Screw these fake n gay war messages.Up your loosh harvesting game, demons!!!
>>542329353Imagine how utterly subanimal and retarded normalfags are for seeing this and immediately reacting with fear and total submission towards their government, ready to die for Shlomo in some gay war
>>542329184that annoying screeching tone pisses me off.just use a nuclear siren sound, that will get people's attention.
>>542330181Loud beeep outside
Reminder that the jews are gearing up for nuclear WW3 because their Talmud says that AMALEK must be exterminated in a huge war for their messiah to show up and establish the global judendom.
>>542329184Why does this shit have to be so fucking loud
>>542329184They did it again. REEEEEEEEE
>>542330296it scared my kitty, billions have to die to make up for it
>>542330279>nuclear WW3They wouldn't waste time warning you if nukes were real and they'd be going through with it. But alas, another day another psyop must play.
>>542329184I knew it was coming and still it makes my hair stand up. Those sirens are so good at instilling a sense of panic, even when it's just a test. They know just the right frequency to immediately unsettle your skin. Your mind still goes to "yeah but what if?"
>>542330272I was the biggest doomsday prepper hater and even though I am a serious gun enthusiast I hate larper with a passion thinking these guy are crazy the happening is never going to happen But these last 2 years have shown me they are absolutely plotting something sooner rather than later I even started buying solar panels
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XYfJsPX3wk8&list
>>542329869you have to insert the thinner part of the dildo
>>542329714>>542329768I don't know about where you live, but they test the sirens in my area every Wednesday at 3pm.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA
>>542330438>>542329867>>542329768>>542329264Makes you wonder why are you guys getting so many test What is the reason other than conditioning you to believe it is all a test for when the real one inevitably hits you guy get confused for a few hours thinking it’s a tests followed by a hoax follows by panic Losing precious time to escape
>>542329184They also had a drill here earlier this week. It worked for some but failed to reach those with the largest network provider because the text was too long.
>>542330546Ya know, it's written right there in the Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion, to keep the goyim in a perpetual state of psychological trauma and terror.That's all it is.
>>542330296because the government wants to scare you into supporting their retarded war, standard government things
>>542330546If I was a hostile enemy force, I would totally launch on Wednesday at 3. No one would know it was a real attack and even if they activated the real EAS, everyone would still ignore it because of recurring patterned behavior.
>>542330438testing or test alarm? stop playing around with semantics
>>542330209> Owning android and iphoneImagine being this rich
>>542330839Lucky you, I bet they have "pay denbts" messages to make greeks shit themselves in unison.
>>542329184Yesterday I saw 160cm soldier-girl.If they are taking such smol girls to the army there will be no WW3 in the foreseeable future, Hans.
>>542330804The air raid siren specifically goes off for our city and every other city within earshot every single Wed. at 3pm without fail.
>>542330801When the real attack happens, a different sound will be used to surprise everybody and make it more alarming.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnkMSmLc6mM
>>542330973Demonic
>>542329184Based, you cucks will die to defend trannies, niggers, immigrants, feminism, tranny toddlers, Conchita Wurst, ANTIFA, pride parades and anti-white politicians and you VILL be happy before ze drone blows up your ass in the Donbass.
>>542330939Those are tank girlsSmol peepoo make the best armored crews cuz they're more agile in cramped compartments.
>>542329184
>>542331175Wars have been happening forever, and so have "rumors of wars".2 more alarm tests bro, jewsus is on his way.Trust the plan.
>>542331163>Poland is making their own Girls und Panzer knockoff
>>542331163yeah but the Leopard has manual ammunition feed, that girl can't lift the 120 mm bullets. I've been to an army open days where they mentioned the Puma IFV doing the show had a female commander, maybe she'll be on that one. It's an over-engineered piece of shit made for women, everything is automatic so they don't have to do any real work.
>>542329184>probe warningayy lmao faget open up and pucker that anus
>>542330106Damn Europe is a fucking shit hole. I guess it's like them cieling birds.
>>542331531TRUE MY NIGGA
>>542331175you mean jeshua?
>>542330106>>542330941same here. it means we still have the old siren models. the modern ones can do silent test alarms
>>542331401So what happens when one of these feed systems fail? Can the be manually bypassed on the field?
>>542331401Poland brought a huge batch of K2 korean tanks, they have autoloaders
>>542329184Stfu abdul. They do this shit every year.
>>542329184I didn't get probed.But I wasn't vaxxed so I'm probably not on their goycattle list.Prepare to be bussified vaxxie
>>542331774>We don't manufacture our shit!>Were a globohomo economic zone who buys everything from the globohomo market.>Why is food getting so expensive???>Why are my bills and taxes going through the roof????pooland was a mistake.
>>542330973Which will get ignored because npc will think they are testing a new oneUnless the missiles are hitting that direct city it will take a while to everyone on board especially old stupid people Enough time for them to set up road blocks
>>542330839>Imagine being this richIPhone is useless if you don't have another phone to make photos of yourself using your iPhone.
>>542331966We are discussing of making Polish Girls und Panzer knockoff in a real life.Not why everything is shitty here and why we can't produce anything more complicated than Euro-pallet by out own technology.Naggers like you are one of the reason why we can't have a nice thing here.
>>542329184>BREAKING! They are testing the WW3 alarms right now!We don't have outdoor sirens in Britain anymore and I have shit phone reception where I live which means I have to run my phone through the WiFi when I at home.The mobile alert system don't work with WiFi - so I won't know anything until the pressure wave hits (assuming it's a Nuke).
>>542329184It woke me up...I had a nice dream.
>>542332193>Muh guuurls>Muuh vagene and bobsSpotted the pussy on a pedastal worshipping libshit.You and me, hombre, were not on the same page.Niggers like you is what puts the e in slav(e)
>>542329264You're a turk arent cha?
>>542329184They did the same thing here last year. And some years before.
>>542329184i fucking hope you retards will not fall for it
does it just play bear noises or something
>>542329184they are doing this every year since 2020.
Just woke upDidnt get anything, turned everything down to the minimum
>>542329184You don't...?
>>542329184>>542329217its desensitizationthey are doing ot so often now so the people will just not react when its a real emergency the claim is to test the systems and be able to see where they need to be expanded ( where people dont hear it) but they never arethey do this since 2020 now but the sirens never get upgrades, if your windows are closed you can barely hear them here, means if your fridge is running or someone is talking you wont hear them the phone shit doesnt work either some people dont get warnings AT ALL others minutes late ( when the ones that got the "first" warnings already have been cleared ) due to it beginning in congruence with covid shit (2020) this is 100% some sort of psyop the common reaction of people is to ignore it, nobody "goes inside for exercize" people are annoyed and click it away
>>542333743It would be funny if Russia nuked you all during the test
>>542333813It would even be funnier if russia had a new civil war. Or even your shithole. Cuz lets face it, both of yous are in the same deep predicament. XD
>>542333743What's crazy is that there is pretty much no way to avoid the fucking smartphone warnings.I completely disabled all cell broadcast emergency warnings on my smartphone - the warning still came through, apparently those settings were simply ignored.And someone I know even took his SIM-card out - the warning still came through...
>>542329184That’s a good idea. The way things have been going. You never know when we’re gonna need them.
>>542335014Have u tried this-Open your phone's Settings app.-Tap Safety and emergency.-Select Wireless emergency alerts.-Switch off the toggles for the specific alerts you want to disable (such as Amber alerts or public safety messages).Personally I'm not turning them off cause they makes me feel special someone cares about me. :3Even though it's fake n gay. -_-
>>542329184World war? We don't do that in GERMANY
>>542335804Actually, we do that.
