Why does society vilify night owls? We're just wired differently
>>542334599Because society is run by foids and foids are afraid of the dark
>>542334599Because you drink blood.
Nightowls are literally how people were kept safe long before organized society existed.Without night-owls, it was easy for attackers to kill you when you sleep.So evolution resulted in entire groups of people, usually older people, staying up at night to protect the young.This is true in animals in general, not just humans.Some animals even evolved shift-work for keeping guard. You can see it all the time if you watch birds on phone lines and such. The outside birds are the guards, the ones in the middle are half asleep.
Quit booty bumping methamphetamine, anon.
>>542334599Bad for work production schedules for just in time manufacturing where people don't plan shit out ahead of time and have to make gut decisions on a moment by moment basis, aka, justifying their existence as a junk job.
Whats u guys favorite part about being a night owl? For me, it's the weird stuff that we got to witness and experience out on the streets at odd hours.
>politics? never heard of him
Ever since I turned 18 or so I have been a night owl—- really weird. Also frankly the shift probably started sometime around few years earlier than that. But once I finished HS and neeted for a year I was locked in to the nocturnal lifestyle. through colllege I would fight it and basically my entire life I’ve been struggling to not be on a nocturnal schedule. The thing I dislike the most about it is that if you have a job which is night shift it xan be hard to sleep during the day if your neighborhood has loud noises ot your roomate or family are doing shit. Maybe there are tricks to make it easier like sound proofing the wall so you can sleep. Idk.It does feel good though being out early in the morning and it has its own appeal that feels nice and serene especially if no one else is around. But statistically I find myself ending up on a nocturnal schedule pretty regularly like it’s my default setting.
It's my duty to make sure the sun rises every morning.
>>542334599if you work at night nobody vilifies you but I'm guessing you're just a lazy neet who stays up all night because they have no reason to wake up
>>542335161This. In fact, I have a work friend who used to claim my late night stories were embellished until he witnessed one crazy thing first hand.>Be at my house after work drinking>Buddy from work comes over with my roommate>we grab beer and go sit on the roof>House faced a highway with light traffic that time of night>have a few, have some laughs>Notice its quiet on the street>suspiciously quiet>Tell my friends "theres about to be a high speed pursuit. They cleared the road.">Everyone tells me to fuck off>A few more mins of drinking in silence>Then in the distance, sirens>A few mins later a car with no headlights and a bunch of front end damage speeds by going about 90>Seconds later about 4 different jurisdictions of police with sirens and lights on speed pasy>It was seriously about 30 cars>Lastly, chugging along behind was an ambulance>I stood up and yelled "TOLD YOU" at my work buddyYou get to see shit no one else does. People would rather watch netflix, I prefer watching the sky for satellites and shit.
>>542334599Go to bed you faggot.
Dominant Liberal Redditor hereNightowl, why yes? Why not admit it...? *evil smirk*Sneed! FNEED and SNEED!!! *SKWAWK**
*dances*DO THE NARHWAL BACON IN THE MIDNIGHTNARWHALS NARWHALSSWIMMING IN THE OCEANCAUSIN A COMMOTIONhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykwqXuMPsoc
>>542334599Don't exist
>>542334599You are just unemployed.
>>542335008the expectation of sleeping all night is a very new concept .. humans in the wild used to wake up at the midnight hour walk around take a piss etc, before returning to thier slumber and waking at dawndesu I think it is the amount of screen time that fucks up my sleep https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVRunwyoTMA
>>542336422but why do unemployed people love the night so much though
>>542336539to hide thier shamehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14Imat0FJ48
>>542334599They do?I guess i'm never awake to hear them whine.
>>542335008I ascribe to the "sentinel" theory too.My whole family is night owls. My dad only needed about five hours of sleep and would stay up until 5am every night, even while working. I'm similar, but need more sleep.I also think more clearly very late at night and very early in the morning, when the sun isn't up yet.
>>542336539Sleep deprivation artificially boosts dopamine levels. Screen addicted dopamine addicts get a better high
>>542335926Just because you don’t experience or understand it doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist.
>>542336824can empathise .. currently been awake since 1 PM yesterday .. currently contemplating getting few hours sleep, if for no other reason than putting my feet up fpr a few hours, ankles swollen, feet hurt (angry piss crystals)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjyHeSxz0VQ
>>542336422I’ve been employed in daytime/first shift jobs for 20+ years and still can’t fall asleep before 2am most nights and absolutely despise mornings. Some people are just different for whatever reason.
>>542337197Night owls are literally the wagies , the low tier cattle of the past. They stayed up all night while the chads slept ,fucked and drank. If you suffer from insomnia or just naturally gravitate towards night activity you have slave genes
>its timeGentlemen, while where all SOMEHOW and SIMULTANEOUSLY approaching 24hrs of consciousness. We better act fast. We already have gnosis. What else could we invoke?
>>542337339Ooooooor. They are sleep deprived swing traders.
>>542337414>wherethe coffee bubble guts are killing me im not gonna make it bros
>>542337500stir some fybogel into your coffeeyour anus will thank you
Ive been working 1st shift for over a month. I can't keep waking up at 5 or im gonna snap
>>542337638>is fag hole huskmy anus will do no such thing
>>542337739you gotta wake up at midnight. get your night hours in before your shift and come home tired enough to just fuckin sleep.
>>542334599The feelz of waking from a nap at 9:30pm and making a fat espresso knowing I'm going to be left alone until dawn is extra comfy.
