Between the DOGE savings and tariff dividend checks and now this, that's $12,000 for every U.S. citizen!
>>542337399You're beyond retarded if, after Trump lying about DOGE / tariffs checks, you believe that this time he's genuinely going to follow through on another $5k promise.
>>542337528I know I'm getting my check because trump cares about me
>>542337399I wish I was American
>>542337399wow, thank you donald! will my tariff check be included in it too?
"The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money".
Well I guess it's a no-brainer now. I'm gettin on that Donald Dole!
With this, my DOGE check, and my Tarrif rebate I might be able to afford a single gallon of gas!
15k of bullshittery promised so far, if you fall for this latest scam youre a retard.
>>542337399Trump had nothing to do with DOGE and anyway we already got 3 checks a 4th one isn't unrealistic
>Republicans on communismCommunism is when the government gives you other peoples money!>Also RepublicansVote for us and we will give you other peoples money!
>>542337833I'm donating my check to Israel because then I will blessed. =)
>>542337399The payment will be done in a form of a paper that informs you that your 5k (+tip) has been sent to Israel
>>542337399Wow, three cheques for free!
>>542337399Trump never promised doge checks.And with regards to tariff dividends, your corrupt judges shot them down and forced the government to give all the money back to the heckin evil corporations. That's why you aren't getting a tariff dividend.The party of critical thinking and logic, everyone.
>>542337399why doesn't trump just give me the 5k now. repubs currently control all three, house, senate and president. give me it now and i'll vote cause i dont believe you.
>5000 dollars>*in gambling website credit*>*and the first minimum bet is 6000 dollars*
>>542338083Trump did promise doge checks, you are right about tarrif checks. But trump is the le master deal maker so how did it not materialize if hes such a good deal maker the best bigly, and remember when he said he didnt remember saying the tarrif or doge thing kek.Thanks for proving the orange pedo nigger cant get anything done.
$5,000but.......You have to file for taxes and the returns will be deducted on what you already owned so $5,000 - $4,500 and $2,000 for the income you earned.so now you own us goyim
>>542338259>Trump did promise doge checks,When? Bullshit clickbait articles saying "sources close to Trump say..." are not him promising doge checks you retarded faggot.
You can stop gazing longingly at PlayStations and coke and hookers and sheeit now Burgerbros. It's Not Happening.
>>542337399fucking commie swine
>>542338459They just wanted it in the headlines. They know that some people will see it and then never pay attention to midterms again. Once they vote R, if they do actually win, suddenly they also have Vance walking it back in the headlines as well to point to. That's if the media even pays attention to it again, which they might not because if they do, Trump can just start some new emergency to distract people from it. I'm not sure people really understand quite how cynical this era of politics really is.
>>542337399If a Norwegian politican promised me $5k for my vote and it was a geniune promise, i would sell him my vote. I want money, he wants votes, capitalism works.
Burgers are so lucky and so rich…I wish Trump was my president
>>542338083And in three months you will be saying>Trump never promised mid term election checks
>>542337399I doubt it. He’ll pull some kind of jew trick after he gets what he wants. Didn’t this guy get elected to make shit more affordable but now everything is twice as expensive than it was under Biden.
>>542337727YEAHthe public's money should only be used to bribe israelis and defense contractorshow DARE the american people expect to see any of their tax money spent on them
>>542338364He said he loved it and publicly backed it on air force one, whats your mental gymnastics now migger. And I love how you dont deny that trump cant make deals to save his fuckin life, which is why tarrif checks never happened MIGGER, you love your orange pedo tho
>>542338895Frankly yes it's a terrible idea but considering dems lie to get votes we may as well take advantage of low iqs as well
Damn Americans have it so good, what you will do with with money? Invest in stocks so the money will tripple in a year?
>>542337399pretty sure thats illegal, even in third world countries like America
>>542338970>le both sidesI dont recall dems straight up offering to bribe voters but whatever you gotta tell yourself to convince yourself you have the moral high ground buddy.
>>542337399He has never once in his fat retard faggot life paid money he "promised". This is because he is a zionist subhuman crook, addicted to stealing foreskins non-consensually.
>>542339022We make ourselves obese with junk food then inject experimental mystery drugs into ourselves to get skinny again. Just as Adam Smith intended.
>>542339152GLP-1s aren't experimental mystery drugs, they are very well understood. We made being fat a poorfag problem which is actually based as fuck.
>>542338083"When did I do that? I never promised $2000 checks." This was before his tariffs were struck down. He pretended like he never promised tariff checks because he knows his voting base is retarded as fuck and would defend him no matter what.
>>542339393>When did I do that? I never promised $2000 checks.Well feel free to quote him when he said he promised $2000 checks
>>542339106stfu you radical leftist traitorpromising to spend american tax dollars on the american people rather than giving them to israel like G_d intends is bribery
>>542339106>>542339479Biden promised to pay your jewish college loans didn't he?It was just one term ago your vax poisoned brain isn't serving you well
>>542339425November 9, 2025: Trump wrote on Truth Social that a "dividend of at least $2,000 a person (not including high income people!) November 17, 2025: Trump gave a specific timeline, stating the checks would start going out around mid-2026.
>>542338083He floated the ideal out there, because he was trying to justify his tariffs as being such a good and profitable thing, even though the American consumer are the ones picking up the tab since the companies are just off loading the cost to consumers.
>>542337399Black vote: SecuredOf course we will never see any of that money but the blacks will still believe it and vote for him.
>>542339660thats not a bribeunlike what Trump is saying, Rabbi
>>542337727They've been doing that a long time with gibs, but this is a bit direct and I can't imagine it's legal. He's buying votes with tax dollars. If that's NOT illegal, it sure as fuck should be.
>>542340403go on moshe. Do explain your position
pretty sure printing money is a bad thing
>>542337658I wish you were Australian
>>542337399i can't even buy a 5090 with that. fuck him
>>542339029Democrats: "How dare Trump offer a $5000 dividend. This is bribery."Also Democrats: "We'll give you free groceries. Free health care. Free daycare. Free buses. Forgive your student loans and millions in slavery reparations."
>>542337399At best, he will take credit for our tax returns.Most likely he will just "forget" again.
>>542337528Trump gave me two checks in his first term. Were you in grade school back then?
How do magacultists call anyone else commies when this shit is their platform?
>>542337658Just cut your dick, tell your wife to fuck neighbourhood niggers, and vote in your local rabbi to rape your children. And get your BMI over 35.
>>542340774commies don't believe in capital
>communism>drake hate face.jpg>trump communism>drake happy face.jpg
>>542337399MORE FALSE PROMISESAND NOW A BRIBEDESPERATE FAT FUCK
>>542337399If the GOP can give me $5 then I want $5k every month
>>542338970>we may as well take advantage of low iqs as wellWho’s “we,” nigger?
>>542337399U DUMB NIGGER THAT WAS OUR TAX MONEY TO START WITHASJDLFIJSDIFJ&*^DFLXFHGISERHOA238URAJIWEF
>>542341568It didn't come from anywhere. It's free money from the money printer. The government has a magical money printer, you see. They keep us all poor by purposefully not using it.
>>542340438If it was illegal, we would know by now because the liberal media would be clamoring to tell us. But they're not, so it's not, and you still lost. Tranny :)
>>542337528B-but he promised!
>>542337658oi just bend ovah and spread your clacker
>>542337399Third time's the charm no?
He has control of both houses now. Why wait?
>afterwards suddenly everything is more expensive
>>542340806lmao headshot xDD
>>542341892>you still lostI voted for him. That doesn't mean that I condone everything he does.
>stock market goes up fpr one day>>there is your 5000 payment goy
>>542337399maybe if that nigga had paid out the 5k and 2k he previously already promised niggas would vote for the GayOP
>>542337399> trump just concern-trolling> won't move the needleamerica's fucked whoever wins anyway.> America-Corp is 10miles deep underground.> changing management GOP/Democrat won't make a diff.
>>542337399And it'll come directly out of trumps stocks that he made for the American people while he was in office
>>542339756>ok so maybe he said that but... he was... JOKING!!!!!>it's 4d chess >:)>cope tranny
>>542344096>changing management GOP/Democrat won't make a diff.There is no GOP anymore. It's MAGA. Soon, there will be no donorcrat party, either. The DSA is rising. The old guard of the Democrat party is heading for the glue factory. They'll all be dead or retired within ten, twenty years.
>>542337399Day after election…After further consideration we have other priorities (Jewish pockets)
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>>542337399The day after the election>When did I promise $5,000 checks? That's a democrat hoax
>>542337658Same i just fell in love with america yesterday.
Trumps promises are as good as gold.
They have the majority in both houses, why not do it now?It would be retarded, of course, but there's no reason they can't just do it
>>542346048More like his cultists run defense and say>Trump and his allies Lutnick and Kushner are fighting hard but the REAL swamp would never allow for $5000 checks, it was obviously figure of speech to give each American at least $5000 of material benefits. Once we lower gas prices, as if you received back $20 everytime you fill up your tank!
Trump has lied with every promise he made, and you believe this one?
>>542337399>that's $12,000 for every U.S. citizen!May I see it?
>>542340721I 'member, I 50x'd it by 20x longing btc at 10k, then got liquidated when elon tweeted something. Lesson learned, this time I'll take profits and use stop losses. It's funny how biden also gave us a stimmy check, and abdool/Bernie are promising gibs including a stimmy check (funded by taxing unrealized capital gains versus tariffs and le doge). What ever happened to free markets and fiscal conservatism?
