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You're trapped in the North tower with one hour left.
Can you find a way to escape?
>easy mode
Your floor is above the fire and you have full access to all materials and supplies on your floor and those above.
>bonus points
If you can escape while on a burning floor.
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If they only had a way to lower themselves outside the building, outside the windows. The very windows that needed cleaning.
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>>542339386
>>542321285
9/11 was perpetrated by the Israeli and United States governments:

https://youtu.be/4qwfH7QVpXM


It must have been a controlled demolition:

https://youtu.be/h-aduZ2ne9U
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>>542339386
brb gonna check the situation out from ground level
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Make a parachute and fly to the next building over. Ez
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>>542339470
The reinforced steel rooftop doors were permanently locked as a result of the 1993 WTC bombings. No one managed to reach the roof.
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>>542339386
I would simply slide all the way down the building using those columns, then run off before the building collapses
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im gonna jerk off at my desk while everyone around me is freaking out and killing themselves
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>>542340080
jews planned it probably since USS liberty attack
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>>542339386
>>542339612
welp didn't make it
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>>542340073
You now remember when David foster Wallace compared his little normalfag anxieties to the plight of being trapped in one of these burning floors
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>>542339470
The window washer was trapped and tried to open the doors to the roof, but his keycard was useless because the impact warped the door frame and it wouldn't budge.
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>>542339506
This is true. Israel did 9/11 twin towers, tower 7, pentagon, and stole the foreskin of most american white men to make them as slave / make it harder to screen israelis out of american life.
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>>542340215
>the impact warped the door frame on the roof
Is this true
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>>542340073
We got brand new jumper photos before GTA VI....
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>>542340265
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>>542340215
How would someone confirm this info when nobody survived above the impact zone?
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>>542340446
They found a letter signed by him in the rubble.
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>>542340215
Was he trapped on the roof or in the stairs?
Which side of the door was he trapped on?
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>>542339612
was he ever identified
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>>542340685
definitely looks like a windows of the world restaurant employee with the shirt
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>>542340446
He called his family, also he had a walkie talkie and he told his situation to the other workers below the impact zone https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roko_Camaj
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>>542339386
>Can you find a way to escape?
pffffffffff
>fuck_survival.exe

how to help the tribe of Aryans win over juda in 2001
>run to the window washer
>>542340215
>smash the doors open using maximum brutality
>Heil the maintainence guy
>if he doesn't heil back, push
>if the returns the heil
>party size +1
>grab the a couple of cans
>jump on the washing device, your party member manually steers you as you spray the following message
>"mossad set up us the bomb"
>if time is left maybe do a happy merchant, too, with an arrow saying "Lucky Larry"

why survive when you can become immortal?
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>>542339386
I just enjoy the beauty of it.
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the second plane hit in about the worst spot possible where like 100 people were waiting in the sky lobby for the elevators, very unfortunate
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>>542339386
make a video game
preferably first person mode
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>>542340003

absolute minimum chute size = 2x king size beds.
quite a lot of material, plus youd need to attach the cord and it probably wouldnt be steerable.
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I would have used one of these hoses to repel down past the damaged floors. Maybe even repeat the process as needed say every 4 floors or however long the hose is since they should be on every floor
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>>542341722
If these were available why didn’t the workers just put the fires out?
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>>542341768
mossad cut the pipes?
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>>542341768
Someone punctured the hoses earlier...
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Why is everyone suddenly talking about 9/11? Last year no one cared.
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>>542342093
25th anny
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>>542341768
Because putting out jet fuel fires doesnt work with water
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>>542339386
I would have located and disarmed the demolition charges. Just pull the wires.
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>>542339386
Create a wingsuit out of cloth and hope I can glide somewhere soft to land on, I wouldn't risk landing in water incase I drown, hopefully someone has an inflatable castle somewhere.
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>>542339386
there were a few people that made it down past the impact zone in the south tower, they had to pass through a lobby that was full of people waiting for elevators when it was smashed through by the second planes wing, the lobby was full of dismembered bodies
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>>542340159
What an incredible moment it must've been, I remember reading some groups decided to jump together at the same time to not be alone.
Even though America deserved 9/11, I still feel for these poor people.
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It could have been worse. They could have died toward the end of their shift.
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>>542341281
At least the building had one staircase intact.
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>>542340215
Even if it was open it wouldn’t have saved him. The roof was hundreds of degrees and completely impassable to humans. Standing on top of it would have been instantly fatal. Same reason they tried and failed to land a helicopter up there. Those people were doomed. Even if you gave them parachutes the vast majority would have still died. There was a professional mountain climber up there who almost climbed down below the impact zone but he got BTFO by a super heated ash cloud at the last second when the south tower collapsed. He might have might made it if he had another 5 minutes.
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>>542342626
Yes, the biggest group was about a dozen people, one of them was texting a co-worker outside:

>8:51 GREG: Where are you?
>8:52 ME: I'm home. Where are you? Call me asap.
>8:55 GREG: Can't call. Big prob at wtc. Stuck on 95 with 6 others. Stuck in my corner. Call wtc security pls. Let them know.
>8:55 ME: Hang in there. Will call.
>9:01 GREG: Still ok. Fire on floor. Can't get off.
>9:01 ME: Talk to me. Where are you? Are you ok?The other building has jest been hit.
>9:09 ME: Where are you?
>9:09 ME: Who is with you?
>9:10 GREG: Lourdes cube. Approximately 12 other people. Safe but fire in core but safe.
>9:10 ME: I assume all power is out??
>9:12 GREG: Boris alva ken jack yuen carlos ken astrid janet Mike waye alex and ?
>9:12 GREG: Yes
>9:13 ME: Are you getting cell service?
>9:15 GREG: No cell
>9:15 ME: Has anyone tried the stairs? Is smoke getting in? They have(nt) confirmed it but this has got to be terrorists attacking the buildings with planes.
>9:19 GREG: Fire in core.
>9:22 ME: IS the floor smokey? Can u gather fire extinguishers?
>9:25 GREG: Very smokey. Broke windows. Can't get to core. Both hallways blocked. Stuck in corner. Call Nicole. Tell her am ok for now. Love her. Pray.
>9:30 ME: Did it hit your floor or under you?
>9:32 GREG: ?
>9:32 ME: A plane slammed into our building then a second slammed into wtc2 18 minutes later.
>9:45 ME: What's going on?
>9:52 ME: Where are you? Page me ASAP
>9:55 GREG: Getting worse. Smoke and fire. Get someone pls.
>9:55 ME: Bud, there is no way anyone is getting up there. Any time soon. Are you ok? We jus saw 2 go down.
>10:03 GREG: Fie here Love yous
>10:03 ME: We love you too. Keep talking to me! Tell me what you want nicole to know. Consider making a run for it if you can.
>*This message was marked as delivered. My next message, sent about two minutes later came back as not delivered.
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>>542340189
I mean, he did end up jumping too in his own way.
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>>542343237
uh lol?
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>>542339386
>only one floor above the fire
oh really?
so I only have to go two floors down using the fire stairs to ditch the smoke?
easy
just take the fire exit stairs down.
you said I had a full hour?
cool I will just hop over and step past the burning floor stairs and the rest of the stairs should be fine.
it is likely what I would have done from the get go if somethinf crashed into the building I worked starting a fire
who the fuck waits for the elevator?>>542343211
should of ran through to the fire exit.
sad
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>>542339386
> You're trapped in the North tower with one hour left. Can you find a way to escape?

Yes. Because I am an old school paranoid war vet with PTSD as well as a former paratrooper. I simply grab the parachute that I've had hidden in my office for just such an occasion and jump to safety from the nearest broken window. AIRBORNE, bitches!
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>>542345312
I wonder how many people still have parachutes stashed somewhere in their offices after 9/11.
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>>542339386
Wait for the tower to collapse and jump out just before the floor I'm on reaches the ground
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>>542345312
>parachuting in a high wind zone surrounded by other sky scrapers
wouldnt you just end up being splatted into one of the nearby buildings?
pretty sure there is a good reason base jumping isnt done in downtown areas
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>>542339386
Use the window washer rig that was on the roof. Unless that was the South Tower but one of them had it up there.

Now, just imagine somehow you made it down to the lobby, and then security demands you go back up.

Yes, that really happened.
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>>542345490
well, if you had a chute and a big ass fire between you and the exit 95 floors below. it would be quite a stunt. better than wingsuit though, possibly.
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>>542340159
>Work in a lucrative skyscraper without a parachute under your desk.
Thoughtless... Lots of trust for these people living post 1993 bombing attempt.
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>>542345490
You can easily steer the right type of parachute. That is way most professionals use a square. They are very manuverable. As far as it being dangerous in urban areas, that is cartainly true. But if you are already trapped in an unstable, burning building with no other way out, an urban base jump is still a thousand times safer than just hoping to survive a building collapse. Danger is relative.
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>>542339386
>Can you find a way to escape?
Of course not. No one did. Literally no one above a certain floor survived. I see no reason why my chances would have been any different.
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>>542339942
>>542340159
so kino and so depressing at the same time
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>>542345822
how are these things controlled? not everyone has a remote i presume. the way down would be a bit like tetris when you'd have to avoid too many others jumping on.
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>a bunch of people died because they were told to remain calm and not leg it before the stairs turned into an obstructed oven.
Grim
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>>542346026
Just get to the top, ride it down during the free fall, and then jump right as you get close to ground level. ez survival right there.
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>>542346221
I don't think you'd even get past the burning floors. It got hot enough to buckle structural steel. I bet the hot air and radiant heat would have cooked you alive as you went past it.
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dumb memeflag thread
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>>542339386
> Rise to the top
> Wait for the building to collapse
> As the floor is falling to the ground, jump just before it crashes
Americans are retarded, I'm smart.
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>>542346282
thank god for the thousands who were saved by that mysterious text message for jews only. that's how many saved? 4000 or so they say? did one of 4000 who were saved warn any goyim?
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>>542339386
Make a parachute from the skin from Amy from accounting.
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>>542341722
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>>542339386
Instant transmission obviously
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>>542340685
>>542340787
yes he was windows on the world worker I believe. Never fully confirmed
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>>542339942
I can't make sense of this dude. It looks like he's aiming a rifle towards the west (left) but that obviously can't be what's happening.
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>>542339386
>Can you find a way to escape?
the authorities gave instructions to sit in place and wait for rescue, just ignore them and go for the staircase
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>>542342626
>I still feel for these poor people.
I feel for some, the restaurant workers, mail room clerks, low level people. The big NY finance types, not so much.
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>>542340056
The original minimalist version is better. No text blurbs, the images are allowed to speak for themselves. Wish I saved it
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>>542339386
I would accept my fate and then disembowel every jew on my floor. Leaving them alive to suffer until the final collapse.
I would die with a smile on my face and joy in my heart.
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>>542340159
Evil sinners committing suicide, don't they know they will burn in the lake of fire forever? They are squirming in torment in hell
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>>542346781
He could be using the optic as a telescope.
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>>542340685
Yes he was a DJ at the restaurant, his brother was the gay army man from Village People
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>>542346781
It looks like he rolled something to use as a tube for breathing past the smoke.
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>>542346672
Looks like your mum's.
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>>542346787
>>542346282
In the US, public schools literally train us every year starting in kindergarten to sit in place during a fire drill until we are given permission to exit the burning building, and even then we must walk out in an ordered line behind the teacher. We are also trained to huddle in the corner in the event of a school shooting.

American goyim are trained to be slaughtered. 9/11 is a grim reminder that authority can never be trusted, and that you must never rely on authority for your safety. I’ll never forgive the jews and our complicit government for slaughtering those people.
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>>542339612
Elton John owns that photo for some reason
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>>542347838
He does? What a thieving cunt.
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>>542347838
Why not, it's art after all.
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>>542339470
I missed the one day in shop class how to make a BASE jumper's chute.
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>>542341722
yippee ki-yay mf
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>>542339470
I missed the one day in shop class how to make a BASE jumper's chute
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>>542339506
>9/11 was perpetrated by the Israeli and United States governments:
It's already been established that Sauds paid for it
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>>542339386
Checkmate fag.
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>>542346781
it's a flag. he had a stick tied to a shirt. the photo didn't pick it up
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>>542339386
Do we know the buildings were rigged with explosives? Because if not the obvious thing is to get to the roof for rescue, if you do however the best thing would be to write "JEWS DID THIS" as big as you can and jump out the window holding it to do the most epic banner drop of all time.
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>>542339470
it should be standard practice to keep emergency mountain climbers ropes in every office. Imagine connecting a 200+ foot rope to a reinforced steel ring in the office, and repelling down to the ground.
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>>542346282
What would you do? It fucks me up because I don't know what I would do. I sometimes imagine myself there, maybe in a meeting, some 15 floors above the impact point. The planes hit, people are terrified, but after the initial shock, some people will inevitably think that we're going to be fine. Hell, I'm sure that at least one fucked up manager that day said "Let's just quickly wrap this up" when the plane hit towards the end of his stupid meeting.
I'm there, and people are told to remain calm. Most people obeyed, almost everyone obeyed, would I obey? All my coworkers that I've known for years think (or at least act) that we're gonna be fine, but my instinct says that I should GTFO. Obviously, when the rooms started filling with smoke, everyone had ideas like "just tie a bunch of fire hoses from a bunch of floors together and rappel down bro". Maybe that's genuinely viable, but would you do that before it was too late? Would YOU be the guy to start tying fire hoses together? It fucks me up because I worry that the social factor would be the thing that stops me.
I consider myself somewhat resistant to peer pressure, I never took the vaxx, but I'm not immune. Nobody's immune. What would I do, what would you do?
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>>542348399
Far better to shut down and accept one's fate than pointlessly worry about how you're going to die.
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>>542348399
>What would you do?
well maybe for starters don't be a retarded sheep goyim cattle. The South Tower was initially evacuated after the first plane hit the North Tower, hundreds if not thousands of people got downstairs and then were instructed to go back to work because "everything was fine". Plenty of stories of workers who managed to get to the lobby downstairs only to get back in the elevator and return to their offices. That's absolutely mental, considering what was already happening by that time.
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>>542348399
Just use the stairs faggot. Even a tall building shouldn't take more than 20 minutes if you jog like crazy. Down is always easier than up. Stop being fucking retarded.
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>>542339386
My sister was in the first tower hit. She grabbed her shit and ran immediately. By the time she got outside the second “plane” was hitting. She was dodging shit falling out of the sky.
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>>542348679
Not what I'm talking about nigger retard, not the technical means
I'm talking about the "retarded cattle" aspect like he is >>542348637
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>>542348399
>I worry that the social factor would be the thing that stops me.
now that you know about 9-11, the social factor should never effect you in the future. Remember: doing what normies tell you to do, will get you killed almost every time in any emergency situation.
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>>542339386

Use a nigger as a parachute
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Finally
Escape Like A Kid Icarus
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>>542348764
Could never happen to me because I'm not a retarded wagecuck, but even if it did I would still get the fuck out of there.

You have deniable plausibility and can say you feared for your life. How dumb are you to listen to some fucking office retard who says "Don't worry, back to work". Can you even think for yourself? You would lose what, 1 day of pay or get a warning? So fucking what.

If shit hits the GOD DAMN BUILDING, I'm fucking out of there faster than a nigger out of his house when his wife said she is pregnant.
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>>542348381
>200+ foot
kek
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>>542348816
Yeah, now I know about 9/11, now I'm 100% sure I'd storm out immediately. But I don't know what I would've done then.
By the way, you'd think that, but this kind of shit still happens after 9/11
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grenfell_Tower_fire
This was 2017... They told people to stay inside... And they simply stayed inside!
>The building was designed under the assumption that a full evacuation would never be necessary.
They died.
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>>542339386
Don't you just hate it when you are with your mistress and a terrorist attack happen without you knowing about it and then your wife calls you and asks if you're okay?
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>>542349062
wtc employees must have been aware of the 'unsuccessful' 93 attack and the risk of another attempt.
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>>542339612
this guy was on the badselfeater bill
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>>542339386
SAVE ME SPIDER-MAN!!!
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backside too cause it's badass
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>that one 911 call where the building begins collapsing before it cuts off right as the caller screams "Oh God"
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>>542348821
No shit, if I was a goy slave it a tall building I’d keep a parachute in my office. Tall buildings are a 1st world trust society thing.
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>>542339942
What the fuck happens to the front panels and windows, starting at second 5. (first column), moves from downwards to upwards. It looks like a glitch or a wave or something. Windows and Frontpanels disappear and reappear. You can see something like a white flash smt else white (behind the Windows)
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>>542347364
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>>542349610
Some kind of internal explosion sending out a shockwave
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>>542348214
like a parachute? I guess it didn't work too well
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>>542340159
AI SLoppa
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>>542349769
Thought the same, but the windows just disappeared. They didn't burst. They disappeared and reappeared. One second glass itself isn't there anymore, the next it's back in its frame. You need to look at it in slowmotion.
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>>542349919
I think it's glare appearing and disappearing because of the angles on the windows changing from getting jostled.
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>>542339386
go to napster dot com, download tom petty - free fallin'.mp3, move the song to my creative mp3 player, turn it on, put my oakley sunglasses and jump away
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>>542339386
I listened to this jew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lyO9-33_CE
and at one point he mentions that there was actually a stairway where you could walk down from above the crash site no problemo

also the goyim were just standing on the stairs, if you asked they let you through... ironically the biggest risk was going down to the basement, wanting to exit that way, because they thought the main lobby entrance was shut tight (fortunately a security guard ran after them and called them back)

yes, otherwise THE MAIN LOBBY DOORS WERE LOCKED

anyway, he seems like a decent jew, it's a good testimony

tl;dr so basically the stairway walker is the chad >>542349630
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>>542349595
For me, it's rope. Should be standard issue on every floor in every tall building. Hell, as long as you have more windows on the perimeter than you have floors, you could keep the rope already prepared and anchored near the window such that the ropes never overlap even in case of a full evacuation. The only risk is Becky the Receptionist Landwhale falling on your head as you're climbing down.
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>>542339386
>>easy mode
>Your floor is above the fire
how's that easy mode, lmfao
if you're above the fire line, you're cooked
if I were below the fire line, close to the top, escape routes closed, I think would try what the guy in the pic is doing. I could probably descend like 50 meters like that. But there was like what, 300 meters? I would probably die anyway.
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>>542339386
There's a lot of talk in this thread about the attempts to escape but is there anything in place in the new WTC that would allow people to evacuate/escape or are they completely fucked should this happen again?
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>>542350252
>is there anything in place in the new WTC that would allow people to evacuate/escape or are they completely fucked should this happen again?
didn't they install a suicide pod on every floor?
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>>542341722
that's like 30 meters of hose
you would look pretty silly dangling 300 meters above the ground
but you would make into the memes for forever
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>>542350554
That's why I said "tie them together"
Fuck, that's basically what my post was about, you're about to die but you worry about looking silly
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>>542350656
People tried to do that with table cloth's. They also tried making parachutes out of them. The extreme updrafts ripped the rigs apart and they all fell to their deaths.
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>>542339386
Well, that guy in the photo came closest to escaping the north tower above the death zone. I read a detailed account on that guy. If he had scaled down the rows of windows just to his right instead, he would've likely managed to enter through a broken window on a floor with a functional stairwell with perhaps just enough time to escape before collapse. Instead, his column had no broken windows, so he just kept inching down until the collapse of the other tower shook him off. Too bad. It would've made for an epic survival story.

The only other way to survive would've been to reach the roof, but the door was locked and there would've been tons of smoke. But there was one helicopter crew who said they would've attempted a rescue if anyone had made it to the roof.
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>>542350252
putting all conspiracies aside regarding the true authors, i'm pretty sure if a plane tried to strike another skyscraper in the US it would be shot down in minutes
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>>542339386
i make a call to mossad informing i am an israeli kike
mossad delays the planned demolition allowing me to use the fire exit stair wells to escape safely
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>>542349610
Pretty sure it's a reflection of a helicopter flying by.
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>>542339942
Guys, I got bad news: we're all getting fired because the company is about to crash.
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>>542345490
>>542345978
people base jump from sky scrapers all the time
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>>542350940
Naah the wouldn't make the panels disappear. (and flip vertically in the middle).. Or the windows. It's not about the wave or the white thing behind..
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>>542339386
grap a fatty and take my chances
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>>542351159
>tfw your jewish boss doesn't show up to work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-z5aW0ovieY
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>>542340120
Jumping is the best way. You're fine 99.999% of the way down.
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>>542351280
Ideally you die halfway down from shock so you don't feel your body turn into soup
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>>542349979
But the panels are different in their materials and, if watched closer and slover, you can see them flip horizontally, in the middle of their center. Like the 80s clock's numbers of that movie where he lives the same day again and again and again. (with Bill Murray)
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>>542351386
>slover
slower
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>>542346781
>Finally fed up with coworkers
>decide to shoot up the office
>fucking kikes demolish the building with everyone in it before you can even start shooting
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>>542345115
You’ve never been anywhere near an interior fire kek. Good fucking luck with hopping over it
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>>542345490
Several successful base jumps from the WTC. John Vincent did one on 5/9/91.
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>>542347819
Those buildings are built for doors to stay shut and suffocate fires, or at least provide ample time for fire suppression crews to show up. Open every door in the school and it’s a sure fire way to incinerate every kid who is scared and hiding when it could have been easily contained to a single room
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>>542351562
Super Mario Bros. makes it look so easy though.
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>>542346282
But somehow the pro climber was chimneying down between two of these steel columns which were supposedly hot enough to buckle.
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>>542340215
The article says he couldn't get out because he needed someone on the 20 something floor to activate it and they didn't. They promised him help but never got to it
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>>542348089
The hot air would have pressed you against the tower plus, if too hot killing you or destroying the parachute.
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>>542340265
>>542340412
Surreal pictures.
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>>542339386

How many floors could be fucked? I would have run to the fire escape/stairwell. Those are largely cement structures--nothing to catch fire in a stairwell, it's just cement really. Run to the stairs nd make my way down. If the starwell is on fire on one floor just run through it as fast as you can. Sort of like when you run your finger over theflame of a candle, it doesn't burn. Just run.
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>>542339386
I can only imagine how shitty his final moments of life were, realizing you have the choices to either burn to death or plummet to death. He in particular tried to climb to a lower window in a vain attempt to survive but slipped and fell 100 stories. I'm sure he was thinking about surviving for the sake of being able to hug his kids again only to realize they'd spend the rest of their lives seeing his death in the news every year.
Really shitty when you think about it, that this has happened billions of tumes throughout human history.
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>>542349900
No, you fucking subhuman idiot zoomie, that's some people Marsh & McLennan jumping out of the building. There's multiple camera angles of it happening.
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>>542351356
Why would you die from shock? Only way your dying on the way down is if you hit something. Even a heart attack wouldn't kill you fast enough
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Realistically how long would it take to run down 110 stories on a normal situation? We don't have buildings that tall where I'm from.
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I know the lol superman video is fake but does anyone else remember seeing similar to videos to that on YouTube or shock sites in the mid 00s? I distinctly remember seeing one shot from inside the building into one of the car parks, that was heavily compressed, where you saw jumpers hit the glass roof tiles and shatter them. I remember it like sounded like popping and then you would see glass and pink mist rain down.
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25 years and pissreal still exists.
Shame.
Shame.
Shame.
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>>542351876
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>>542352374
It depends on how fast you can run, anon.
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I simply would not die.
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>>542341722
Remember how hard it was for John to get back inside?
It's like that.
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>>542352408
Naudet was the only person filming inside the North lobby so it's probably this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7W6KIQsDE8M
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>>542352584
Replace all the victims of 9/11 with 4chud posters and Mark Wahlberg and things would have gone down a lot differently that day.
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>>542352374
why run when can just pull out the duffel bag from beneath your desk, climb on the roof, and fly away fly away
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>>542339386
strip wiring from the ceiling lights
tie together long enough to get below floors on fire
make safety harnass
bring metal object like part of chair to break window to get back in
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>>542339386
I would construct a wingsuit or wing system from office rulers and paper and fly out of there
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>>542352447
Using jets as physical weapons and yet still going through and rigging the buildings to demolish a specific way always seemed like such overkill. The level of thought out evil and years of planning required by governments of the world and so many different types of scheming people is real insanity. A true nightmare realm on this Earth that a sickening ritual sacrifice had to be forced onto the will of people by their own governments.
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>>542352746
It might be like a composite memory of this coupled with the lamp post video, because I definitely remember seeing an impact with pink mist.
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>>542350849
you would think so, but that's not the case. only the white house has SAM missiles protecting it. If a plane veered off course while on final at JFK there's nothing to stop it.
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>>542342312
>jet fuel
its kerosene. dont pretend otherwise.
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>>542353035
planes would not have taken them down. the central core was much larger portrayed in the media diagrams and the planes did not damage the core. there were bombs in the garage that took out multiple levels of the sub basement. explosions so powerful they were picked up by seismographs just before the collapse. planes are mostly light aluminum with kerosene fuel that burns up very quickly. most they would have done is cause the fires. not a collapse.
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>>542348399
gentleman! There is no way to escape the fire. Our fates our sealed. Now... shall we die as cowards? Or should we finish this meeting and die as men?! Business Men!!
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>>542356008
If I knew I was 100% going to die I'd just strip naked
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>>542339386
>Can you find a way to escape?
yes
I would climb down the outside of the building like a boss
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>>542351173
probably not from above a fire that accelerates the existing upwind. maybe mythbusters can solve this.
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>>542339386
i am jewish so i get the memo of what will happen and dont show up to work
chekcmate.
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>>542351972
if there is fire, the smoke will get you. if you manage to get close or into fire, the heat will. if you can't reach the stairwell, cause 'the core's burning', then walking ain't an option.
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>>542358943
400 Jews died in the 9/11 terrorist attacks
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>>542349610
fire creates massive drafts because of the heat, pushing air in and out, which causes open windows and doors to slam shut and open back up again. you get the same effect if you leave windows/doors open during heavy winds. i know because i always woke up from the doors slamming shut really hard.
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>>542359204
4000 jews died that day? terrible tragedy, thoughts and prayers
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>>542351728
That’s retarded and so are you. The doors stay open the entire time because everyone is exiting slowly. Try again rabbi.
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>>542352447
this is so retarded. do they not realize all those floors had air in it, and when the floors started pancaking one after the other all that air gets pushed out through the windows making it look like explosions went off? you can literally simulate this effect yourself. place dust next to your bed, then grab your sheets and let them fall. watch as all the air under it gets pushed out at the side and blows the dust in your face. how do firefighters not even understand such a simple concept.
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>>542359328
40,000 Jews died on 9/11? We MUST stop Iran from ever doing this again, brothers.
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>>542359220
>which causes open windows and doors to slam shut and open back up
Nope. THESE windows weren't windows you could open, shut or whatever. They where like massive 2to3cm thick glass inside a frame..
Good idea... But no... Because these were not one you could open or somehow change anything regarding their direction..... They are just a glass frame, no handle, no nothing. As I just said, and it's absolutely researchable online :Just glass within a frame....
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>>542358461
Some gigachad tried that, he made it down a few floors but slipped.
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>>542339386
I take my phone out and ask twitch chat if they wanna find the pilot and rape them.
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>>542360008
some guys also tried to climb downd by making pressure in the structural columns but everyone started falling pretty fast. there are videos of them
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I would have grabbed anything available to slow the fall. Piece of cardboard. Cubicle divider. Anything is better than nothing. At least TRY.
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>>542347819
Remember that Korean ferry disaster where the only survivors were the ones who disregard the official directions? I think about that one a lot.
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>>542352875
Israel hates this one weird trick!
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>>542339386
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>>542352097
>...
>for the first time in history...
>...
>it's raining men!
>...
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>>542339942
>>542339978
>>542340073
It makes me so angry that the kikes did this to people so we'd go fight their bullshit wars in the Middle East. And they'll never face any justice for it.
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>>542339612
This
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>>542339386
Using passports reroute jet fuel to melt debris and steel beams to make pathway to emergency exit. Then call Lucky Larry to pull it. By it I mean me from that place, but let's make quick stop at WTC7 to grab some of our gold deposits in case anything bad happens there as well.
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I never understood why some Americans gave a shit about 9/11 if they are not Jeeew Yooorkarz or did not have immediate family/friends who died there.

Like who fucking cares? Just because of how shocking it was? More people die from mundane shit like cancer every year in US. The US has done more heinous shit against civilians from other countries (or even its own) during its history.
Other than the geopolitical consequences of 25+ years of middle east wars... who fucking care??

>>542339386
I would climb to the roof and then surf the rubble down as the building collapsed. Then just walk away.
My name is Pasquale Buzzelli and I'm the "9/11 Surfer".
https://nymag.com/nymetro/news/sept11/2003/n_9189/
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>>542339386
id don my gyro helmet and fly away
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>>542340215
How can this information be verified?
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Yup I knew exactly what I'd do, I've thought about it over and over.
Jump, hope to wake up at the bottom.
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>>542339612

I flew the plane into the north tower, and used my spider powers to escape.
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>>542341071
Everyone wants to talk about WTC9 (or was it 5? I forgot) but no one wants to talk about the neat hole punched into the Pentagon or how the entire plane magically disappeared lmao.
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>>542362501
Based. America deserves a million billion 9/11s for being the dog of Israel.
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>>542339612
Member of the legion of most based men of all time.
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>>542339386
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>>542360008
>>542360377
That guy (from above the impact zone) only slipped when the updraft from the first tower collapse happened. He is caught on video falling as that updraft hits. If he had exited just one window over he would've come across a broken window a dozen or so floors down and had been able to escape (stairwells being blocked by the impact zone) before the second tower fell. But he wouldn't have been able to descend in time to beat the second collapse.
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>>542346362
Ah, I miss the old troll physics memes.
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>>542362995
Meant for
>>542346323
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>>542342336
Pic rel
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>>542340159
Are these guys fucking idiots?
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>>542353035
The planes weren't enough, and every engineer on the planet not pointing that out should tell you that 'industry' was one of the first to be bought out.
Those rings are a joke.
Just like the hypocratic oath is a joke now, after all things covid, lobbying, and government oversight.
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>>542359860
>this is so retarded
There's nothing more retarded on the planet than you filthy vermin coming here, today, and trying to sell the narrative that buildings fall like that without help 'on the inside'.

But thanks for the doing your part to reawaken the genetic memory of the necessity for pogroms and burning synagogues scenting the morning air.
Ever little bit helps, and no one does it better.
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>>542339386
Grab all the cardboard and duct tape and make some wings and jump out the windows and flap my way down to safety
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>>542362558
Yeah, we talk about the towers because they were the most visual, but the pentagon was the hardest to sell.
>most heavily guarded building on the planet with permanent, 24 hour video surveillance, but no, sorry, wasn't working
>place that got hit just happened to be where they were keeping the records for what happened to the $2 trillion that the treasury department had just announced at missing in recent audits
>impossible flight path
>zero remains of an aircraft recovered

Yeah, please, tell us more.
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>>542340003
>Boomer tier response
>It's easy, duh
I'll bet everything you'll die. EVERYTHING
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>>542339386
run thru few meters of fire if you have to, retard.
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I grab a carpet and glide fly towards the river where i do a hydroplane landing on the water surface.
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>>542339506
Shame there's real footage of planes hitting the towers and real plane remnants in the wreckage
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>>542339386
I'd grab the cutie coworker who thinks I'm disgusting and wipe out my chute.
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>>542362639
Why don't we 9/11 Israel?
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>>542341768
sorry. I'm not certified fire fighter and putting out fires like those is illegal if you're not certified. last thing I want to do is break the law
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>>542345312
This is the only way. Right here
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>>542350554
are you retarded or something? (flag checksout). you dangle yourself couple of floors down and wait for some retard like fireman or other to break the window and pull you in then you take the stairs down
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why do americans never stop talking about 9/11? genuinely curious. i mean awful cartel killings happen in mexico all the time how is 9/11 different? im not asking to be inflammatory befre anyone accuses me of that. i was born 1996 and lived in canada all my life so maybe i was too young to get it? idk.
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>>542352575
you can probably do 10 stories in a minute or so. during emergency I'd be hoping most of them in a jump or two utilizing rails.
t. grew up in a 10 story building living on the 10th floor with non-functional elevator most of the time
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>>542364392
The funny thing is that "Chert" (Чepт) is Russian for "Devil" or "Satan" (also in many related slavic languages).
His name is literally Mike Satanoff.
Like, did none of you amerifags cotton on to this?
This is worse than a worse than when a video game has a character named "Jake the Snake" or "Billy McEvil". Like hmmm, I fucking WONDER who's going to betray me or be the bad guy.... WAAOOOOO what a mystery!!!
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>>542360008
>Some gigachad tried that, he made it down a few floors but slipped.
looks like he wasn't a gigachad after all if he slipped. there are dudes that climb up and down these skycraper every day without slipping like a faggot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGPeN3FDUa8
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>>542362558
what part of JET FUEL burns steel don't you understand? pentagon plane burned from jet fuel
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>>542365733
zoomer brain detected, 9/11 changed the world
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>>542364591
Nah, they released the footage of the impact. All 3 washed out frames of it: https://youtu.be/zac9vt3a4Ug?t=85

See, the dudes who failed basic-ass flight training were able to get it to skim along the ground on its belly!
>zero remains of an aircraft recovered
Vaporized on impact, chud.

>>542365170
Our greatest ally? Why?
Fuck off, anti-semite.
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I know the jews did 9/11
but where can i learn about how the jews did 9/11? are there any based documentaries i can watch
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>>542366090
i definitely get a bit of a pit in my stomach when I watch footage of it. very sinister vibes
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1. Climb to the roof
2. tower will collapse downward
3. You survive since nothing was above you to crush you, maybe have a few broken bones at worst
4. you are a little dusty
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>>542366062
The wreckage was vaporized on impact. Refer to your training materials, retard. It's all right there.
>>542366248
I'm surprised Israel hasn't created a psyop dance group of some kind and called them "The Dancing Israelis" and had them pushed to all the top charts in order to flood theinfospace for that term.
Just like how devil-worshiping muslims did with "dubai chocolate".
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>>542366197
Israel is evil
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>>542366305
I already wrote this very idea you TRIPLE-STRENGTH MAPLE SYRUP NIGGER >>542362089

>>542366342
65% of Israelis are against criminal prosecution of IDF soldiers who are guilty of raping prisoners.
If that's not evil then I don't know what is.
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>>542366573
you think I'm gonna read 220 replies?
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The North Tower had no usable stairs. Hit to the center of the building meant the three stairwells and all the elevator shafts were fucked.
South Tower had one usable stairwell because the plane came in at more of a banked angle. And IIRC, firefighters got one elevator working partway up the building.

Had the towers not collapsed, I do think about how difficult it would have been to get up there, put the fires out, and try to rescue some people.
Unfortunately, the roof doors were locked and the NYPD helicopters were told don't even think of trying to land on the roof with all the smoke/heat turbulence.
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>>542366718
I think you'll apologize to me for stealing my idea or you're a jeet.
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>>542366791
nah
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>>542362089
>One fireman said, “Man, you are a heavy fuck. What’s your name?”
KEK
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>>542366252
Imagine USA rules the world, just left the 90s which is regarded as one of the greatest decades, WTC were the epicenter and an icon of american culture, suddenly they get crushed, it dawned the realization that you're no longer heading to a high trust society and you're not as powerful as you thought you were and you got played right in your face, thousands of your citizens are dead, it changed the world for the worse as it dawned to a paranoid society, but I get your point in 100 years no one will care about it
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>>542366573
>65% of Israelis are against criminal prosecution of IDF soldiers who are guilty of raping prisoners.
>If that's not evil then I don't know what is.
1. Evidence?
2. I'm moreso against Israel itself and the ones in charge, not the people
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>>542359860
the windows pop out before the floors collapse dozens of floors under the destruction, faggot. everybody has seen the videos.
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>>542367023
thanks for explaining and not berating me lol. i understand a bit better now. i wonder if we will ever have anything of that scale again
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>>542350096
>yes, otherwise THE MAIN LOBBY DOORS WERE LOCKED
weren't they out of glass? a nice little pencil o algo and throwing yourself at the bitch would break it, at least on the ground floors
there should be an emergency door somewhere at the very least, it's impossible for one to not exist in any publicly accessible building built in the last century
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>>542343068
That never happened btw
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>>542366788
>dont even think of landing
if only there was some way they could hover over the roof without actually touching down...
>heat turbulance
lol stfu faggot
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>>542362089
>Like who fucking cares? Just because of how shocking it was?
it's the single deadliest terrorist attack (regardless of who did it)
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>>542340159
Yes, that second one was trump actually; he landed on his feet and was able to have a quick brunch before assisting with the cleanup.
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>>542346282
Only partially true. In the north tower, where most of the videos and pictures of the people in the windows are from, there were no stairs available past the impact zone. All descending stairs were destroyed. Everyone above the impact was trapped with no means of escape.

Some people went back to work in the south tower and died, and there is a story about a large group in the south tower trying to head to the roof never to be seen again. So some did die because they were made to go back up into work before the 2nd plane but I dont think anyone really just sat there waiting to die unless they had no way out
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>>542339386
>You're trapped in the North tower with one hour left.
>Can you find a way to escape?

wingsuit.

never leave home without it
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>>542340073
Bottom left, I think that's the woman that was waving in the north tower impact zone. Edna? I never knew she jumped, fuck.
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>>542367261
It's hard to imagine because at the time no one thought of using a commercial airplane to target anything, and let alone a suicide mission, we are taught to cherish and value our lives, so it just doesn't connect with us killing ourselves just to harm someone else, it just doesn't make any sense a commercial plain flying full throttle against a building, thats what's scary, when the ideal overrides the basic human instinct of self-preservation, its still weird to see, I've been watching the videos of the crashes and it still feels weird because is just doesn't make any sense.

So to answer your question, I don't think anyone knows until it happens
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>>542367895
I don't think you can land with this, even with a bunch of trees
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>>542368202
plane** fucking grammar lol
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I wonder if there was a slim chance of survival if you went up to the top floor, just below the roof. Perhaps you wouldn't be crushed by the weight of the other floors during the collapse.
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>>542362908
>>542350812
What is the origin of this new fucking meme? Some aislop tiktok? The guy in OP’s photo tried using a rope or something to shimmy down and lost his grip before plummeting to his death. He was not an expert climber and the south tower collapse didn’t “blow him off.” There’s video footage of him falling. Why do people make up such retarded bullshit about that day?
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>>542349406
>>542349483
Oh damn, blast from the past. What a shame it was just a set up for some anti-abortion ad.
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>>542366339
And the feds with the Men in Black movies
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>>542362558
nice symbols there
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>>542368534
to only be crushed by the weight of the roof, which has all the things inside that make it not shake as much in the wind and during earthquakes?
I'd prefer to be on the ground floor and throw myself at the windows with a ballpoint pen until they give and run away
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>>542366836
OK, Sukdeep, be like that.
>>542367118
>evidence
here you go, sourcenigger: https://www.middleeasteye.net/news/majority-israelis-prison-rape-no-criminal-charges
>against Israel itself and the ones in charge, not the people
ok kike
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>>542368590
yeah, a viral AI shit video with this subject "The Man Who Tried to Climb Down the Twin Towers"
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>>542367497
Hiroshima, Nagasaki and Dresden beg to differ, migger.
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>>542368590
There was no rope And yes, the tower collapse did "blow him off" with an updraft, because he was not seen after the collapse. There's no video of him "losing his grip" on a rope. Him falling was presumed to be an "object" during the collapse until autists kept going over the videos. Where are you even getting anything about a rope?
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>>542368946
they were acts of war conducted by military means
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>>542368213
100% you can, survival rate is way above 80%. you might break few bones but you'll live.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2xmAWS4akE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEP8juRSBRo
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>>542369188
>muh fiction of a legal war
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>>542346781
I saw that video a few years ago, and I also wonder the same thing about that man. It looks as if he’s carrying a camera and filming from up there.
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>all materials and supplies
If it's a video game, I just abseil down or use the parachute...
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>>542368875
>kike
Isn't kike a slur towards Jews?
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Glints of people jumping but there is a single blurry video of a jumper landing, hitting a street light and then the pavement (behind a bus)
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>>542369543
I'm not justifying or defending anyone in any way. If it was up to me, ten 9/11s would be happening to the us every year. Just stating that it's interesting to people because it's the most concentrated loss of life in modern history
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>>542346781
>>542369552
He clearly has a gun and is shooting at people who refuse to jump.
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>>542340181
Rare photo. The Ogrish.com gore website was just a year old back then and it had some very graphic photos of pancaked bodies.
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>>542369876
Sure thing Slovenia
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>>542348381
More like 1200 feet. That much rope is going to take up space and weigh a decent amount. But I agree in principle - we shouldn't makes stuff so big that if it fails we're fucked. There should be hitch points on every office floor in every tall building so that people could rappel down the side in an emergency.
Also, all public schools should teach rappelling, knots and rope safety.
Also a law should be passed that all buildings over 5 stories should have to provide enough high quality fireproof lines to let all workers and residents in the whole skyscraper be able to go out the window in a timely fashion.
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>>542369552
There was someone recording with a handheld camcorder 2 floors above him.
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we take life for granted
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>>542348679
Down is rough on the knees though
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>>542340120
One guy tried to jimmy his way down that way but he reached the middle part of the tower and realized he wasn't able to reach for the columns at the bottom because of the divider in the middle. I think he did try to reach for it but ended up falling down.
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>>542369951
Also every type of fire extinguisher should be provided, as well as more stairwells and elevators
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>>542348703
My uncle worked in the world financial center (building 3, the one they basically fell on)
The PA said for everyone to stay at their desks, but he and one other dude were like fuck that. They ran out with all the people jumping hitting the ground and shit. My aunt thought he was dead because all the cell phones were out- she spent the whole day on the phone with my mom freaking out but he showed up like 8 hours later all black and covered in ash, and just said "hi. What's for dinner?"
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>>542369982
It was him; I confused him with the other guy.
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>>542353225
you aren't misremembering. I saw it, too.
Also, reminder that WTC started being built in 1968 and died in 2001, 33 years between.
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>>542370268
that's what a rational person would do
goyim will listen to their masters even when the fire is eating them up
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Wasn't there a firefighter who was hit by a jumper?
Can someone do the calculations on the odds?
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You're all retarded
I'm le heckin genius chud
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>>542366339
red pill me on the dubai chocolate
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>>542347819
>In the US, public schools literally train us every year starting in kindergarten to sit in place during a fire drill until we are given permission to exit the burning building
That's wild
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>>542369982
If the camcorder recording wasn't destroyed in the impact, the FBI definitely confiscated it.
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>>542339386
This should be an 8-bit video game

Escape Tower
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>>542366339
What is Dubai chocolate obscuring?
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>>542346781
When you come to work after being fired but it's 9/11
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>>542370725
>>542371467
it's sheikhs shitting in the mouths of whores, I'm guessing
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>>542371615
that was my guess, just hoping to confirm it, kek
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>>542370654
He got hit by one of the less than 12 people who jumped from the South Tower. And he wasn't even near the tower, he was across the street, he got insanely unlucky.
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>>542370725
What does Dubai chocolate remind you of and what happens to girls in Dubai?
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>>542368590
Not a meme or AI. The image from the OP has been around for a while and there's even some brief video footage of him shimmying down a bit. That said, lots of people in this thread are confusing the north tower shimmy man with another guy from the south tower (speculated to be a professional climber) using a rope to attempt to lower himself down a few floors. There's video footage of that man climbing down briefly before losing his grip and falling, but it's different from the north tower guy in the OP image. AFAIK, we do not even have any theories on who the north tower climber may have been, but there was a detailed analysis I saw years back which pinned down the exact office/company from which he began his descent. And there were other eye witness accounts of other attempted climbs (and things like makeshift parachutes), but not much in the way of footage, and most fell quite quickly.
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>>542347422
They were warned not to go to work that day.
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>>542371806
Like reverse lottery luck
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>>542347838
What a creep.
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>>542348285
Look at building 7--"pull it"... obviously it was also rigged with explosives.
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>>542348679

There was a clip of someone waching the tower fires from the sidewalk in front of a store about 5-6 blocks away.
All of a sudden she cried they're falling down, collapsing.
The people inside the store screamed COME INSIDE GET INSIDE.
She just looked at them.
One leapt outside and literally dragged her in.
Three seconds later the whole street in front of that store was engulfed by a crashing surf wave of smoke, dust, powdered glass debris, gases, chemicals.
The dopey lady screamed OMG THANK YOU THANK YOU.
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Throw back to my last job where I was helping a dude born on 9/11/2001 and I had to keep a straight face while helping him with an application.

Then, through normal conversation, he mentioned he was a twin.

Best day of my life.
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>>542351356

Some of the First Responders around the buildings said that when the falling bodies hit solid pavement, they turned into a giant tomato soup stain.
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>>542351261
What was his excuse for not going to work that day? Text message?
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>>542373333
nice digits
>"jesus christ," I told Linda, "he plopped right apart like an old tomato! we are just made of guts and shit and slimy stuff! come 'ere! come 'ere! look at 'im!" Linda came to the window, then ran to the bathroom and vomited. she came out. I turned and looked at her. "honest ta christ, baby, he's just like a big spilled bowl of rotten meat and spaghetti..."
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>>542368590
>There’s video footage of him falling.
You're thinking of a different guy, the one in the OP was from the North Tower and he climbed down like 12 floors, they guy you "saw falling" was a Japanese employee from the Fuji Bank offices in the South Tower who was using a makeshift rope to try to climb down to the floor below and break a window https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jH3hcLTP1ok
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>>542352448
May God have mercy on his soul.
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>>542373333
Rags of clothing with skin flattened like a pancake and gore + yellowish adipose tissue splattered around it. It coved the windows of the first floor.
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>>542374032
Where can I see this stuff? I need to vomit but stimulating my gag reflex isn't working for some reason
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>>542374122
If I knew I would tell you.
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>>542360436
Disobeyed the covid instructions; never trust anything but your internal dialogue.
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>>542361673
They've done other things like this.
The Holodomor comes to mind.



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