lmao
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>>542343282>tariff rebateAll of that money went to Howard Lutnick's firm
>>542343282I'm voting trump this november
I'll unironically vote Republican if he gives me the stimmy BEFORE the election.
The world is so fucking clownish i genuinely cannot tell if he's supporting trump's latest lie or making fun of it.
>>542343282>Don't forget DOGE check is still comingDid they seriously just call out their own bullshit so blatantly?
>>542343497I look like this and I do this
12k is not worthless. So where is that 2,000 dollars you last promised me? You would now owe me 7,000 dollars.
>>542343282this is totally different than promising you wont have to pay your student loans and will get UBI if you vote for democratshow dare he? thats zelenskys money. you cant just give it back to tax payers.only a nazi would just redistribute wealth to the working class like this!
>>542343282> We'll give you free money if you vote for usI don't get it. When did the party of fiscal responsibility and hard work turn into a jeet tier "bicycles for votes" movement?
>>542343282Is he being facetious. Gibs me 5 grand that would make for a nice start to the cooler weather seasons.
>>542343703Chill unc
>>542343703be careful, bro there are cops out there
>>542343824If trump gave me bike that would also boost morale
>>5423437502 more elections goyim
Talk about delusions of grandeur. Whoever votes r based on that is a moran.
We here on nu-/pol/ cannot condone money going to White people under any circumstance. We are all voting Democrat so that money goes to browns and troons instead.
>>542343282It is worthless because they're never going to pay you.
>>542343282Jack Kimble, the representative America needs!
>>542343703Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me? Im normally the guy who says this joke.
>>542344070oh go fuck yourself with the white people shit you fucking tourist faggot, everyone can see he's fucking lying his fat slob ass off he's not going to pay any of us a goddamned thing and we can't afford it all this motherfucker wants to do is spend our fucking money, by now everyones sick of it we all feel the pain at the grocery store and the gas station this shit has to stop.
>>542344291Agreed
>>542344291This money belongs to LGBTQ+ BIPOCs.
>>542343282He is right>Vote democrat, get nothing>Vote republican, possibly get $12000It's objectievly smarter to vote republican
>>542343687He’s a Republican representative, he was endorsed by Trump, he is part of the Awoovement
>>542343282You better vote goy
>>542343282Do they think we're retarded?
>>542343703>DROP THE CARROT!>I SAID DROP IT!>*BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM*
>>542344531are you jews really that retarded or just hope we are?
>>542343282>tariff rebateoh my sides, they already gave that to the corps
>>542344675You lost trannyTRUMP 2028
This is how I view US politics:1) A group of people control both parties, who are no different from each other in actuality.2) The goal is to always make the parties be at a somewhat equal level (but longterm turn liberal). So if the R's get popular, they start doing stuff like Trump is doing - going against all principals, starting stupid wars and acting like Dems until their popularity goes. If the D's get too popular, The R's suddenly figure out that they can use the Supreme Court or local governments to pass things to get them power and the D's will take the most insane positions possible to lose support or just crash the economy.3) By the end of each parties reign, you'll get so sick of your party of choice that you will either vote for the other one or just stop voting altogether. America will still get browner though.
All these retards falling for a twitter post from a satirical account lmao
>>542344675This money belongs to Jamal. Vote Democrat.
>>542344291a fucked up democrat posted this response
>>542344713>You lost tranny>TRUMP 2028
>>542344513>LGBTQ+ BIPOCs.dead men..... pos needs to die. so no
>>542343687We're in a timeline where it can be both simultaneously
>>542344807just shoot jews in the head according to your constitutionthey know best they deserve itpic rel
>>542344719Nothing that Trump is going goes against conservative principles. This is what they ALWAYS do. Even the best conservative president of the last 60 years, Richard Nixon, expanded the Vietnam war despite many of his voters not fucking wanting it.
>>542343282experienced anon here. this is what will happen:> democrats win house> repubtards hold the senateso no impeachment of the orange pedo AND also no money for you (wouldnt pay anyway)rationale: bottomline of this world is always the worst, gayest & most lame shit happen.
>>542343282Promising money for a certain election outcome sounds VERY illegal.
>>542344977he was publicly seething at iran for executing faggots you retarded jew
>>542344580>Do they think we're retarded?Are they wrong to think that? The president is a grifter and still has support. That's fucking retarded.
>>542343282Why are you posting a satire twitter account here?
>>542343282People have not seen single cents any of those money....nor they will.
>>542344977vietnam was a great decision. just as afghanistan. or iraq. all these dangerous countries right at your doorstep that invaded your soil and killed your citizens. you had to show it to them.
>>542343666Actually they both should pay me all the while I still vote the whole ballot for Pierre Gustave Toutant Beauregard
>>542343703Flag checks out
>>542343282just pay me already kek
>>542344719After decades of voting this is essentially my conclusion as well. The problem is that both parties buy 100% into neoliberal economic theory and have developed massive administrative systems that exist solely to sustain themselves rather than to enact the will of the people. They differ slightly on ultimately inconsequential social issues, but in the end both parties support a simultaneous push towards the bad left (social liberalism) and the bad right (pro-corporate, anti-consumer). No matter who you vote for things will end up exactly the same if you look out at an 8-12 year window rather than paying attention to whichever party happens to be in control at the moment. The election of Trump was the voters’ attempt at throwing a wrench in the gears to try to break the machine but it failed miserably. At this point the cancer is self-sustaining and is threatening to kill its host. This is why democracies always die after about 250 years.
>>542343282>Trump admin: Honey, it's time for your dick flattening exercises again>The Deficit: Yes, dear
>>542343824When their internal polling showed they're about to get BTFO in November. Republicans are getting desperate because they know Dems are about to take the House and Senate and once they do, they'll remove both Trump and Vance to seize the White House as well. Then they'll vote to increase the number of justices on the Supreme Court so they can capture that too. Basically Republicans are about to lose control of all three branches of government within the next year or so.
>>542344680And the corps already clawed tariff money from the customers
>>542343282Give the money up front right NOW!!!!
>>542344531That would work if a honest man gives promise like that....but Trump is liar.
>>542343282I'm going to buy this awesome bridge with mine!
>>542343699Jack Kimble, also known by his Twitter username @RepJackKimble, is a fictional and satirical character active on the social media websites Twitter and Bluesky. Presented as a Republican member of the United States House of Representatives, his character has also been used as a novelty candidate. Several of the account's posts have gone viral and mistakenly thought to have been posted by a legitimate American politician.
>umm actually the healthcare isn't free because of taxes>OMG FREE MONEY
>>542345570they deserve it.
>>542343282Translation "I think our voters are retarded."
>>542343282It's insane that there's zero fiscal responsibility now. We're $40 trillion in debt and these niggers are talking about handing out another $5k to EVERY person in America. We already did this during Covid and it has completely fucked up the economy since then; inflation is out of control and anyone who isn't rich already is fucking cooked. What do they think will happen when they print another trillion dollars of debt, spike inflation and interest rates go even higher? They're so fucking stupid, I hate Trump - he doesn't fix anything and just dangles keys in front of retarded miggers and his bootlicker pals while they loot and steal from the country so Israel can prosper. Fucking evil parasitic kikes bro
>>542343282PEOPLE VOTED FOR HIM BECAUSE HE PRETENDED TO WORK AT MC DONALDS
>>542345930the fucks gonna happen if we are 80 trillion or 800 trillion or 80 quadrillion in debt? nothing. nobody give a shit
>>542345853I agree. I hope the Dems make it so the Republicans can never even come close to having control ever again.
>>542345879They are
>>542345570senate nohouse probablyso nothing will get accomplished. this is much better then giving complete control to one political group.
>>542343282We're rich! Rich as thieves! I think i'll take up gambling cause Sydney Sweeney said so.
>>542343282>*blocks your path*>*teleports behind you*>”heh, nothing personal kid”>*causes hyperinflation*
>>542343754>this is totally different than promising you wont have to pay your student loans and will get UBI if you vote for democratsYeah, changes to the law to affect all Americans present and in the future is in fact a different thing than direct bribes to sway an election.
>>542343282>every one gets 12k stimmy>monopoly jewnomics dictate the market must change what the market can bear>rent goes up, groceries go up>a year later, oops no more stimiez>rent stays up, groceries stay up, inflation stays up, LINE MUST GO UP >too bad Timmy you gotta work 10 extra weekly hours to afford a shared apartment
>>542345930>What do they think will happen when they print another trillion dollars of debt, spike inflation and interest rates go even higher?What does Trump care? He'll "win". Whether it's cheating at golf, trying to submit fake electors to steal the election, or lying to the American electorate who he ostensibly represents, he'll very obviously sacrifice pretty much anything in order to get a "win".
>>542346574CPI trailed M2 inflation in this case. Trump also passed a bevy of (larger) stimulus bills which pumped $6t of new money into America. But velocity was at a significant low point -- the speed of that money was essentially at standstill, so CPI didn't immediately rise. When velocity increased, suddenly all of that new money came flooding into the economy. On top of supply chain issues, this meant massive inflation.
>”muh DSA (((Islamist))) gommies are the greatest threat to America ever”Lmao>”vote republican and (((if we win))) I’ll give every adult $5000Holy absolute fuckThe jew spiral Trump sent this country into is unreal
this is fake/satire right?that tweet is way too perfect
Howdy pardnas Can I get 5000 americano credits if I move to America and vote for orange man? Please explain how I do this. Thanks in advance amigos
>>542347551>muh DSA (((Islamist))) gommies are the greatest threat to America everCan you name one policy Zohran or El-Sayed have proposed which would implement islamism?
>>542345654There are no honest men, faggot.But there is basic game theory.We vote for chance at 5k or vote for immigrant hordes and total promised corruption of all three branches by people that hate you.
>>542343282Why are republicans socialists now?
Your fucking war for Israel has reversed and worsened economic conditions.Your party has also decided that "american's financial pain is a hoax because people already invested in the system are doing great!" is a winning message.I hope these fuckers all go to prison and the most insane radical commies tale power just to prove a point. We wanted solutions that wasn't socialist revolution, gave you the power and mandate, and you still served exclusively your jewish donors.Get fucked, November is going to be eye opening for these pieces of shit.
>>542343282Humiliation ritual
>>542347975>THE OTHER SIDE IS WORSE!Hysterical woman appeals. If republican leaders actually believed commies were a threat then they WOULD HAVE ACTED ACCORDINGLY, wielded power, and ensured the conditions for a socialist revolution was impossible.They didn't, instead they just had to go to war for Israel and in the process guaranteed a democrat sweep of the house and senate. These corrupt donor serving faggots like Trump deserve everything that's coming with a dem senate victory.
>>542343282Keep dangling that imaginary $12,000. The politician that cried refund.
>>542346037Lol The fuck is happening is nobody is ever going to loan the U.S. money again. Where do you think the 40 trillion came from?
>>542343282The right can never complain about the left trying to buy votes ever again, lmfao. Holy fuck this administration is the clowniest of shows. The transparency is hilarious
>>542343921fuck you zoomer go fuckin get a job at amazon or something why the fuck are you worried about some 5000 dollars its your turn to wage in the cage youre young now enter your labour phase FAGGOT
>The boy who cried wolf>The boomer who cried covidReally there is no difference anymore with all these lies ..
satire tweet
>>542348818He’s a Republican congressman who was endorsed by Trump and endorses Trump. Communists are going to face a bloodbath this November
>>542344291This tranny doesn’t trust the plan patriots.
>>542343282I can't tell if this is sarcasm?
>>542343282>US government>steal literal trillions from you>give literal billions to subhuman invaders>"here's 12k lol it's a lot btw"
>>542344580You are retarted for believing that OP pic related is a real person.So yes. They do.>>542344625Donkey was too young to die!
Oh fuck yeah and I hear it’s coming with interest too. Hopefully the rate is rising with the meteoric 10-year yield
>>542348667Trump literally promises more free shit than anyone who runs as a socialist. It’s not even an opinion.
>>542343282oooo In liek moneyand sex :) and starbucks wow heres my vote
>>542343282>Bribing goyim to vote Kikelicans
>>542343282And mutts still deny they're a 3rd world country
>>54234328212K isn't worthless to me, but Trump's promises are
>>542343687It's a parody account, there is no Jack Kimble. He's a character like the Colbert republican.
>>542343282Kek, most people are so retarded these days they'll miss the joke and actually think they're getting $12,000
>>542347975Trump is the one bringing in jeet hordes.
>>542345179Imagine believing Jewish propaganda. Vietnam was a necessary war. When the North Vietnamese were losing, they started the whole “negotiate and go back on it” type shit we’re seeing from Iran. If we were allowed to actually depopulate areas of Vietnam instead of trying to keep them as assets for a future regime, we would have a giant military base right on top of China and Iran. Instead, we have to deal with that M. Bison looking fuck King Vajralongporn in Thailand. The Viets are a warlike people and deserve credit for being fighters, but they didn’t win until US forces had left and they had China and Russia supporting them as Iran does today. It’s a very similar war today to back then, with the same Jewish propaganda and the same Jew-adjacent countries supporting the belligerents. It’s very obvious that Trump is not trying to follow in Kennedy’s footsteps and wants to end the Iranians but the Jews won’t let him order a full depopulation of Iran’s biggest cities because muh conflict bad at the same time that literal Israelis are trying to depopulate Palestine and Gaza. Gas the kikes!
>>542343282Remember when Republicans used to make fun of Democrats for promising their voters free money through gibs? They used to always tout that Jefferson quote, about how democracy fails when politicians realize they can just bribe their retarded voters with money. Because Democrats would promise things like universal healthcare and this was considered buying votes from people. Now Republicans are just straight up coming out and saying we should vote for them, because they'll run up the money printers to give everyone $12,000 if they win. It just goes to show that whenever Republicans accuse the other side of something, it's always just a confession about what they actually want to do.
