He's not really going to give away 5K to everyone? Is he? He is lying right?I could really use 5K right now...
>>542346784Rome tried the same thing.
>>542346784I didn't think direct bribery and paying for votes was legal.
retard
>>542346784Im pretty sure he will give it to israel if he wins this election.
of course you'll get 5kwould trump ever lie?
>>542346784If he didn't give you the DOGE check or the tariff check, he's not going to give you this one. Stop being retarded
>>542346784If the President has $5000 to give you, it'll still be there if he loses.
>>542346784It’s a lie just like the last time he lied about giving everybody $5000.
>>542346784i need that 5K you fuckers.this is like the red button/blue botton choice except for 5K. you were all ready to smash the people die unless 50% push my button. well push the 5k for everyone button you fucktards
>>542346784Protip: He knows he's GUARANTEED TO LOSE THE HOUSE so he can promise the world and he'll never have to deliver shitHe's just hoping he can trick enough goyim into keeping the senate
>>542346784I'm gonna use the 5k on dildos and lube and just fuck my sissy ass until I prolapse all over the carpet and I'm gonna pay D'Quarius to not use condoms and give me his toxic poz nigger seed and let me call him dark daddy D!!!! MAGA 2028
>>542348175I do remember getting like three different stimulus checks during the plandemic. We must've gotten over 5k for my family. All that money printing is the reason everything costs so much now. I really hope they do it all again!
>>542347995since when did not being legal stop him from anything?
>>542346784i gotta update the bank the government has for me on file just in case
>>542346784Dumb frog poster.When has Trump ever lied or broken a campaign promise? All he ever does is work tirelessly for us and for freeI'm buying a ps5 pro and a Switch 2 for GTA6 and Zelda with my 5k
>>542346784I can't believe that you people are even entertaining the possibility that Trump might be telling the truth about anything at this point.
The democrats stole your 5kThe democrats don't really need the 5kTake them backThe democrats will spend the 5k on terrorismTake them back nowYour democrat neighbor has your 5kTake them backHis window is unlockedTake them backTake them backHe's anti-gun he won't do shitTake them back
