THE PERSIAN GODS HAVE RETURNED
did somebody say hubris
Oh, so they're making Iran into the beast that got the wounded head? Interesting
>>542356976Ive been here for 10 years, my online life has been fully ruined by this place, and I get insta banned everywhere they get a whiff of Pol on me. Can someone explain this joke to me now?
>>542356976>IRAN ABOUT TO SINK THE US NAVY INTO THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEANWith what army, tard? They have proven they can't hit shit with their rinky dink little missiles.How many more ayatollahs do we have to smoke before you shills finally stfu?
>>542356976Is it a surprise if you tell everyone before you do it?
>>542357298the joke is OP doesn't even read his own twitter caps before posting the same retarded thread every day "THE US OBLITERATED, ALL SHIPS SUNK, CARRIERS BTFO"then posts an image that doesn't say what he said. He thinks Iran is winning for some reason.
>>542356976The Persians you are probably thinking of were monothiests who worshipped Ahura Mazda.
>>542356976i hope this turns into a fullblown war
>>542357892against who? The shattered remnants of Ayatollah #3s terrorist legion?
>>542356976You mean Zarathustra.
>>542357640>>542357728>>542358011
>>542358031Zarathustra wasn't the name of a god. The god of Zoroastrianism was Ahura Mazda.
>>542358011i don't really care desueven your mom would be a good target, too huge to miss
>>542356976oh no did they put on the black slippers of war god help us if they put on the propeller cap of aggression
>>542357298Pee is stored in the balls
>>542356976Let me break this down for you>TWO MORE WEEKS>Hormuz blocked another two weeks stopping oil trade to ChinaTrump WANTS this to drag out indefinitely, just like he wanted Ukraine to drag out to punish Europe. Both Iran and Russia are in cahoots with us on these operations.
>>542356976There will be mushroom clouds over all of their major metros if they hit a carrier
Fantastic. Let's go already, you stupid fucks.
>>542358592THEY ALREADY DID HIT A CARRIER LOLOLOL
This will be going nuclear. Make no mistake. We had a good run. Just hope some animals or birds or something survive. We deserve extinction.
>>542358951don't worry, the jews will survive
>>542358951>This will be going nuclear.Not going to happen.
>>542358149Says the guy shilling for a third world durka state with no leader, no navy, no airforce, and no nukes
>>542357298>10 years here>thedonald tourist>still types "pol"redditards are completely unfixable
>>542359055nothing ever happens
>>542356976flag of serious consideration raised
>>542358951Why would the US escalate to nukes if we are continuously curbstomping them? They can't even touch us. What are you actually talking about?No amount of larping will make iran suddenly generate an army, airforce, and navy.
>>542356976another jewish false flag?
>>542356976>aka mossad false flagKys.
>>542359136kekMonday we will hear about Iran begging for a peace deal, and the greatest peace deal in history happening as Israel shoots more children in the head.
>>542356976Time for another decap strike, we've let them get too comfortable.
>>542359116I want the USA to get chewed to shit in this fight
>>542356976how?
>>542356976I wish they would stop stalling and do it, they shouldn't be announcing their intentions
>>542359371WE ALREADY DID A DECAP STRIKE, AND IT TOOK AWAY WHAT WAS HOLDING IRAN BACK FROM GREATNESS
>>542358193>Ahura Mazda spake unto Spitama Zarathushtra, saying: 'Verily, when I created Mithra, the lord of wide pastures, O Spitama! I created him as worthy of sacrifice, as worthy of prayer as myself, Ahura Mazda'>'The ruffian who lies unto Mithra brings death unto the whole country, injuring as much the faithful world as a hundred evil-doers could do. Break not the contract, O Spitama! neither the one that thou hadst entered into with one of the unfaithful, nor the one that thou hadst entered into with one of the faithful who is one of thy own faith For Mithra stands for both the faithful and the unfaithful.'>'Mithra, the lord of wide pastures, gives swiftness to the horses of those who lie not unto Mithra.'>'Fire, the son of Ahura Mazda, gives the straightest way to those who lie not unto Mithra.'>'The good, strong, beneficent Fravashis of the faithful give a virtuous offspring to those who lie not unto Mithra.'>'For his brightness and glory, I will offer unto him a sacrifice worth being heard, namely, unto Mithra, the lord of wide pastures.'>'We offer up libations unto Mithra, the lord of wide pastures, who gives a happy dwelling and a good dwelling to the Aryan nations.'>'May he come to us for help! May he come to us for ease! May he come to us for joy! May he come to us for mercy! May he come to us for health! May he come to us for victory! May he come to us for good conscience! May he come to us for bliss! He, the awful and overpowering, worthy of sacrifice and prayer, not to be deceived anywhere in the whole of the material world, Mithra, the lord of wide pastures.'
>>542357298>polFagbot confirmed. You aren't from here, kike.
>>542359206You have no concept of how the real world works. I get that you are intentionally playing dumb. But guess what? It’ll affect you too. No amount of trolling or “owning ze libz” will save you.Enjoy your slow death.
>>542357640>They have proven they can't hit shit with their rinky dink little missiles.That's an easy boast to make for someone who isn't sweating it out on a US naval vessel right now.
>>542356976as tempted as i am to say nothing ever happens, this is certainly a year where shit has happened
>>542360231He didn't create Mithra you faggot. Mithra was born from the stone, the petra genetrix. Fuck Zoroaster and his heresy.Also, fire, the theion, is Atar's domain.
They're trying not to kill zogbots in large numbers while at the same time make maintaining a fleet there impossible. They attack the oilers and supply ships and have been very good at it. They know damn well that the US media will use the sinking of a warship and large loss of life to try and rally support for an invasion.Americans are really good at crying out in agony after murdering people for no reason, the Iranians know this.
>>542357298Lurk moar newfag
>>542356976How could a ballistic missile hit a ship at sea? Genuine question.
>>542360966>We sacrifice unto Mithra, the lord of wide pastures, sleepless, and ever awake;>Who made a dwelling for Rashnu, and to whom Rashnu gave all his soul for long friendship; >Mithra gives a dwelling to the truthful man in the same way as he destroys the dwelling of the liar
>>542356976DO IT YOU FAGGOTSQUIT POSTURING AND DO IT
>>542361507They could use the cluster warheads over an area where they know a ship is, 80 warheads a missile times 10 and have normal anti ship missiles and drones attack at the same time. They have had this capability since day one.
>>542362473I think the posturing is done by your flag anon.
They should let the ship survive, just take out all the aircraft. If they sink the ship, it’s an excuse for nukes.
SINK THOSE KIKES, THEN NUKE IRAN, ISRAEL, AND THE EAST COAST
>>542356976That amount of all-caps words indicates severe insecurity.
>>542356976WHY ARE US VESSELS EVEN THEREIF THEY'D FUCK OFF THE STRAIT WOULD OPENIS THIS SERIOUSLY JUST TRUMP'S EGO AND REFUSAL TO ADMIT HE WAS IN THE WRONG
>>542356976Persia is the land of Perseus.
>severe close call>this time, for realsies!Turdie cope. They've been trying and failing.
>>542359134Wurd
>>542359206fuck off retard
>seriously considering
>>542359116Seethe kike
>>542356976>AI twitter screencapEvery time I think this board reached rock bottom, someone knocks from below
