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>>542363468It couldn't have anything to do with the aging, nearly geriatric population, of Burning Man?
>>542363468I vaxxed your mother with my penis if you know what I mean.I mean my penis is long and sharp like a needle. They call me needle dick.
>>542363468OH NO NOT CHUBBY BUNNY NEEDLEDICK AND UNCLE REMUS FUCKKKK
Ah Burning Man. Where you can go to get raped by tech bros and the witnesses and staff will run interference for the guys who raped you
>>542363468you are just fucking wierdos, why make festival about him
>>542365393kekBut, Burning Man has occult origins. I forget what exactly it is, but it's supposed to coincide with a saint day, and is supposed to be a reference to something occult
>>542365736it's literally a nudist rave where men and women suck dicks and get pissed on
>>542363670oh fuck off, Burning Man is full of young tight sluts because they have a loicense to get naked and slut it up
>>542363670Nah, raving in the desert in your 50 and 60s is fine bro
>>542363678Kek Never failsOld reliable
>>542363468It's drugs amd heat. Simple as. Ban burning man. It's not a festival. It's a crime.
>>542364843Your fault for thinking this event was a good idea in 2026. Everyone's sick of women not taking responsibility for their own actions.
>>542364843Going to Burning Man and getting your brain blasted with research drugs so you sexy dance until you pass out covered in sweat is a form of consent
>>542365879Yeah, that doesn't that it isn't an occult ritual. In fact, it proves me right.
