>invest the money!!! heckin invest it!!!What if the stock price goes down? What about inflation? What about interest rates?
low effort troll with reddit pepe, nice touch
>>542368352>jeet has no argumentBig surprise.
>>542368168Damn bro. You can always eat it I guess
>>542368168>>>/biz/
>>542368168You don't need to invest money. Currency, not money, depreciates. Currency and money are both fungible and tradable, but in addition to those qualities money is a store of value over time.
>>542368168>what about inflationThat's a big reason to invest retard
>>542368168That's a part of the game. Invest 15% of your monthly income and save 10%. Make small consistent buys per month/week and buy the dips.
>>542368168I guess stocks are about your only option if you're not smart enough to do something yourself with your money.
>>542368168> What about inflation?That's why you need to invest your money.> What if the stock price goes down?It will rather sooner than later go up again.You just don't invest any money that you could not wait for if necessary. Use a call money account for what you might need liquid.> What about interest rates?You don't borrow money to invest it.
I actually get large denomination bills and then sit on them a little bit with actual poop and then I put it on the sidewalk and I watched from my balcony to see who picks it up
By sit on them i mean shit on them. Like there is dookie on the blue benjamin and I put it out there just to see who is ready to go for it
>>542368168Stonks hold real value better than cash in highly inflationary scenarios. Argentines with a bunch of money in MERVAL weren't hosed like plebs who just kept things in savings accounts.
>>542368489Don't talk to daddy like that
>>542368168Just invest in things that are inflation proof. Like metals.
>>542368533Like what? How do you sell people shit when everyone is broke?
>>542368168I spent all my money by not working for a year.Two months would have been a better idea, I think.
>>542368168Stocks don't go down lol
>>542368168Invest it in lasting goods. Anyone telling you to invest in stocks market at the current moment is trying to scam you.
>>542368168Invest everything you can into the S&P 500, everything else is a scam. This will both handle volatility well and keep up with inflation and interest rates.