McConnell is dead
>>542373607No shit, we knew for months
>>542373607He’s convalescing at Peking Union Medical College Hospital
>>542373867So he's in Boston?
>>542373607being alive is longer a requirement for the U.S. Senate, tranny
>>542373607>If mitch mcconnell is dead, he owes the american people an explanation
AVEEEEE MARIIIAAAAA
>>542373607Refund status?
>>542373607what a fucking faggot, mitch is doing tiktoks now
>>542373607they are pulling 24 hour shifts training an AI on what's left of his brainevery future appearance will be done over video, which will be generated
>>542374983wtf is this real?!
Just get his address and call in a wellness check to the cops? >911>I think I see a dead body at 1234 house street
>>542373607he's basically been dead for years
>>542375045Nope. But the one where his head falls off is quite real.
He only wishes he was dead
Hes getting alien pharma drugs on the Moon Base
>>542377513is it as real as this?
>>542373607Has been for 90 days.
I don't care about dead millionaires.
>>542373607hes alive and coming back to work monday
>>542373607Mitch McConnell here, I'm actually in Cuba doing cocaine and fucking whores, its a great life, I'm not giving it up.
What if his death was announced now right before midterms? Does that trigger some special midterm election and they have to delay his death until that?
>>542374648>being alive is longer a requirement for the U.S. Senate, tranny Truth, Zombie Thurmond served a final term with honor.
How much PTO has that turtle faced faggot received
>>542374706BRING FORTH THE OUIJA BOARD>N-U-K-E.....I-R-A-N>N-I-G-G-E-R-S>G-L-O-R-Y.....T-O....I-S-R-A-E-L
>>542374983damn nigga get me some of those leather sole GPT socks
>>542373607He should appoint a new senator and make them prove the turtle is alive.
>>542373607So, over 200 years we never came up with a system that deals with delinquent senators or representatives?
>>542373607Just a bad case of rigor tortoise.
>>542378632Good enough for me. Pack it up everyone, we're done here.
>>542373607Thomas Massie for Senate
>>542380006The second amendment prescribes a solution for such problems.
ccp turtle, Fuck him.Spitting in his general fucking direction.Ffs, don't fucking name a Military base on him, he's ccp, it's enough you named one after pedo lindsey ladybug boy.
>>542380006Who would do that? Senators? Why would they do that?
>>542373607>McConnell is deadHis clone is not finished incubating yet.
>>542380006Many states had no specific law prohibiting the fucking of animals before the Mr Hands case because it never came up. No one ever thought you needed a law requiring senators to show up for the minority of the year that they are expected to work.
>>542373607What is Beshear even doing?
>>542373607>he owes an explanation to the American peopleMcConnell hasn't had the presence of mind to explain anything in more than a decade.
>>542373607Is his AIPAC guy ok?
