Nah, just the average macaco during carnival... well, they are like this all seasons.
What, you’ve never heard of a Brazilian butt-lift before?
>Million to one chance, doc
>>542373665let's be honest, we've all been there>>542373913CARLOS!
It's called introducing new bacteria to your digestive tract. Millennials won't understand because they think you can drink kombucha, slam six shots of tequila and still get benefits.When the hand bacteria of a stronger man takes a foothold in your gut, amazing things can happen. It's just that we're too broke to get it any other way, double for huezillians
>>542373665that's how I met my husband
>>542373665No, it's guys like him turning gym culture gay. That and Dr Kike Judea...>>542373913Dammit Carlos!
>>542373665>forcing doctors to remove it by hand >at gunpoint>while he fapped furiously and made monkey noises They always clean up these articles for white audiences
>>542373665He was just trying to train his bowel movements
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>>542373665Why are faggots spamming this board with unattributed and fake social media image macro slop
>>542375316Shooting poop now, are we 4chan?
You've never heard of the prostate stretches?
>>542373665Fit men are smoking hot so yes
>>542373665How?Wouldn't the weight make it easier to pass?
>>542373913FUCKING KEK
>>542373665he probably just fell stop making fun of him please
>>542373665He was training his colon muscles
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>>542377929Humiliation ritual for the doctor.You get education to save lives, and you end up with your hand up some faggot's asshole.
>>542373665No?I like going to the gym, I feel like I accomplish more in there than anything else besides video games
>>542378097You never know what you can do with a shit shooter.
>>542373665Medshit brown shitskins are very vain and gay at a base level they are constantly grooming themselves
>>542378617Who left who? Was it a breakup?
>>542376288The want you to rub one out, bro. Post nut clarity adds to the board's charm.
>>542373665im surprised he couldn't get one of his gay little buddies to shove their arm up his ass to take it out.
Who has a 2kg dumbbell? That's not a weight. That's the sort of thing middle age women carry while power walking.
>>542379889That's 5 pounds. My father got really old and had to do physical therapy to stay alive. I kept buying him smaller and smaller dumb bells 5, 4, 3, 2... After the 2 pounders I said, "If that's too heavy for you I'll get you two cans of beans."
>>542373665>Stuck...Dude was just showing off.
