One of my friends has just been diagnosed with it after a colonoscopy. He did not take the vax. Apparently the illness is incurable, so I need /pol/'s prognosis.
>>542381518did he died?
>>542381518My cat have it. It sucks.
>>542381558He's still alive though it looks grim for him
>>542381518Your friend is fucked, don't know how else to say it. Usually it's genetic though.
>>542381518Did he have gay sex
>>542381518its hard, they'll have to figure out what foods (fodmap) they can have, they need to be evaluated for chewing and eating habits also, also it could be they have sensitive nerves on the intestines/stomach, not something that can be "cured", try peppermint pills (sometimes called ibs pills, just make sure its menthol in the ingredients) and take it before eating. Start with chewing food 20-30 times per mouthful/bite.
>>542381518Ravaged by black cock
>>542381635I'd kill myself ngl. If taking a shit would be painful I'd eat the most diarrhea inducing food possible, I'd keep milk slightly off and develop a routine where I have some milk in a perpetual state of 2 days out of date like some kind of strange production line so my body couldn't digest it properly and it would induce bad diarrhea, and I'd only drink just enough as to not induce vomiting. I'd be eating fruit and drinking sour milk for 90% of my diet. Or drinking oil, or something. Fuck doing a dry takeaway turd with that. Imagine your shits are painful, I'd rope, even, or maybe get infested with intestinal worms so their waste and bodies could act as a barrier or something. We have the technology
I have it. It just means you get an upset tummy, bloating, or constipation more easily. I avoid certain foods and nicotine pouches. Coffee is a gamble. Lack of sleep makes it worse.
>>542381518fuck your bro in the ass to save his life, bruv
>>542381518I know a guy with IBSHe smokes meth at night and cigarrettes in the day and drinks only mt dew. He rarely eats because he has no teeth and smokes meth. IBS isn't real, it's just a shit diet and lifestyle taking it's toll.
>>542381888Irritable Bowel Syndrome IBS is a disorder for whiny faggots with bad eating habits.Inflammatory Bowel Disease (IBD) is a disease.
>>542381518Don't have it that bad but very frequent upset stomach, it's generally the norm for me, runs in the family. Interesting thing, my father had it bad his whole youth, thin and fit, just couldn't shake it. They put him on lipitor for high blood pressure a few years back, problem solved, like a light switch. Fat and oil seems to impact it greatly, tell him to watch the fats! And another weird one, was at the hospital for a few days with my wife, ate all the food they brought her, can't remember the last time I shit so good. Food was bland as hell but it was worth it. If hes got the cash go nothing but grass fed steak for a few weeks with fiber, see it it clears up.
>>542381869This.I have IBS amd sometimes when I have to shit, I HAVE TO SHIT NOW. Its uncomfortable and annoying at times but hardly "life ending".
>>542381518It's the jews.
>>542381518I don't want people to get confused. It is not IBS, It is IBD that my friend has.>>542381991>>542381888
>>542382116Hope his Remicade infusions go okay
>>542381518It's manageable, just don't eat trigger foods. Everyone has different triggers, you just have to figure out yours with an elimination diet. You strip it way back to barely anything then start introducing foods again. Whenever you have a problem, you've discovered what your personal triggers are. The triggers are typically wheat and dairy, there's a million replacements for that now that barely affect your life. It means you can't have stuff like McDonalds any longer, but that's a good thing for your long-term health.
>>542381518Yet another symptom of insulin resistance.Until this is addressed, nothing will heal.>>542381635>He's still alive though it looks grim for himPic related.
>>542381518Internal inflammation is the cause of nearly every disease. Inflammation simply is your immune system pissed about something and forcing body to react. I recommend your friend take NSAIDs for a short time to trick the body into lowering inflammation and immediately nuke the body's digestive system to reset. No sugars, no red meat, no processed food. If hunger pains hit from following diet eat vegetables, low FODMAP only, jewgle it. Only eat bone broth and probiotics and stay well hydrated for 1 week, water only. The minimum amount of water to drink is body weight in freedom units divided by 2 in ounces. Convert to whatever system you use. Can add lean meat like chicken towards the end of week 1. 2nd week start SLOWLY adding fiber. Psyllium husk are good to control it, increasing amount each day. Doesn't taste great but just throw it in 8oz of water and down it before a meal to wash taste out.Do not stay on the NSAIDs for long, I wouldn't take them more than 2 weeks straight and if he does it that long do not take anymore for a few weeks. He has to force his body to reset. Wake up at sunrise. Go outside within 5 minutes of waking up. Correct sleep schedule. No electronics more than an hour after sunset. Be active, if you sit for 30 minutes get up and move. Going out for walks if he is a sedimentary fag.He can choose not to do this but just be advised that doctors lie so that you become a lifelong patient. He could actually apply himself for a few weeks to see if that changes anything or he could go to a doctor for years just to be told sorry goy you have to take pills for life. A simple 2 week shot at extremely basic things will help to kick start his body to work properly and can cure ibs in some individuals.If this works then he just need to add food slowly to the diet. Add something new like fruits and do not add anything new for 2 weeks. If ibs flares up then remove food and if it goes away that could be the trigger.
>>542381829That would be pretty embarrassing for him, if he wound up at the ER because he was having violent bloody diarrhea
Cured with parasite cleanse
>>542381518If I dont each potatoe my symptoms are much better.
>>542381518Eat spicy and start fasting
>>542382250No, ERs are used to that kind of thing.They might not enjoy it, but they would deal with it.
>>542382116Okay so it's pathology without cause instead of syndrome without cause. Sounds like bullshit to me
>>542381518That sounds shitty
>>542382304There's a cause, we just don't understand it yet. The gut is the most complex part of the human body other than the brain. There's more individual bacteria in the average gut than neurons in your brain.
>>542381635This YouTube guy https://m.youtube.com/@samholmessailingHad something similar, I think he had his colon removed and basically shits in a bag, didn't stop him from sailing round the world solo and scoring a 9/10 Norwegian gf. I stopped watching him because it turned from solo sailing on dodgy monohull to the classic handsome couple on catamaran cruising like boomers slop.
>>542381518eat more meat, less carbs, no sugar, avoid sneed and coffee (tea is okay in small amounts) try fermented salad vegetables good for the gutgarbage in garbage out so they say
>>542382250
>>542381518Pretty sure the cause is "niggers tongue my anus"
>>542381518I have Ulcerative Colitis, but have been in remission for the last decade.What helped me was shiitake mushroom extracts from some woo woo witch doctor, I shit you not. My actual doctor wanted to cut my guts out and make me a cripple who shits in a bag
>>542381518yeah, never do anal sex
>>542382419tea has a shitload if fluoride btw, i stopped drinking it.
>>542382558>>542382414>My actual doctor wanted to cut my guts out and make me a cripple who shits in a bagTell me more about this woo woo witch doctor and shiitake mushroom extracts
>>542382419Start a collection.
>>542381558this what the inside of a bologna sounds like
>>542382708I don't really remember it vividly, vut my mother refused to make me a cripple at school age and basically started to look into alternative medicine. I went to spiritual healers, and all sorts of weirdo types, until one guy hooked me up with herbal and mushroom extracts which tasted like death. I also ate a full blown macrobiotic diet and loads of iron supps.At one point it just stopped and I'm apparently fine now.My last attack was when my dog died, 10 years ago.
>>542382846>macrobiotic dietit might be worth it for my friend to visit the local TCM General Practitioner
>>542381829that's not what ibs is. It means your stomach is in severe pain. not simply discomfort, talking about youre holding your stomach because it feels like its gonna rupture. Not in your mind either, your intestines and stomach are lined with crazy amounts of nerve cells, these deliver the real, kick to the gut, feels, i can only relate from what my wife goes through.
>>542383146it might have been placebo, I don't know.My gastroenterologist called it a miracle and did not believe us at first.But apparently it CAN go into remission, I've been stable and on a normal diet essentially my whole adult life. For me, Colitis popped up at age 7 and I battled it until my late teen years. Ever since then nothing -- 2 attacks overall. One time when a longtime gf cucked me, the other time as I said, when my dog died. I also know a girl with Crohn's who is stable now.Godspeed man.
>>542381518>Clean up your diet eating less processed foods>Cut out soft drinks, alcohol, high sugar juices>Cook meals yourself>Eat healthy whole foods like fish, chicken, beef, eggs, COOKED vegetables (raw vegetables are harder on your body to break down), and fruit>Possibly add probiotic foods to your diet to help out the good bacteria while clearing out the bad bacteria that cause trouble in your gut (research microbiome if curious)>Drink enough water>Make sure you get enough salt in your diet (yes your body needs salt to function properly)>Cut out inflammatory fats like seed oils but if you want to use non-animal oils then use olive oil or coconut oil>VERY IMPORTANT STEP: Add butter or ghee to your diet, butter/ghee has butyric acid which has a healing effect on your gut but especially your colonThere you go your friends inflammatory bowel disease is cured despite quack doctors saying there is no cure. Some people even recommend a parasite cleanse because obviously that can irritate your gut but that's up to you if you want to do that.
oh yeah also start smoking tobacco. Ironically enough it helps a lot, I'm a 2 pack a day chain smoker because of the disease.
>>542381518We don’t do that in Germany. Looks like you got some unknown Australian parasite. Rip in peace
>>542383560Does uh, secondhand smoke count?
>>542381518fastings pretty good for anything digestive>>542381561ill pray for your cat
>>542383679no, tobacco introduces some sort of bacteria that seriously helps reduce inflammation and battles the bacteria actually harming your gut, but no kike doctor recommends it.
>>542382558i trust woo woo witch doctors more than regular ones at this point
>>542381518he needs to enema more. cant get ibs flare ups if you manually remove what causes the flare ups
I had UC for like 24 years. I did every medication from asacol Lialda budesonide and stuff like Entyvio, then inflixmab etc. I even did something called ACAP that works well but you have to clean all your blood.Jyseleca is the only thing that worked for me right away and keeps working well.with just 2 pills a day. It's very expensive out of the country but here it's like 2 dollars a month. Saved my live, hope your friend can get it.
>>542383560love a good cigarette>>542383751i remember reading about that in a journal somewhere
>>542383861it's not IBS, it's an autoimmune chronic bowel inflammation that makes you shit blood
>>542383802yeah. its because shamans have been curing people for hundreds of thousands of years and modern doctors only for a century
>>542381712This. And from a memeflag too. Every single person who has IBS has taken it up the pooper. This is scientifically proven
>>542383925Good to know, thanks for the info
>>542383985steppe shamans are the best imhofixed an unidentifiable ailment here practically overnightfuck i hate doctors so much, almost violently
>>542384011I wish that was the case I have not
>>542384011oral sex as well
>>542381518It is curable, but you’re not gonna like the answer to how it’s cured. Autoimmune diseases are diseases of the soul. Ask your friend if there a history of abuse in his household.
>>542381518Was diagnosed with ulcerative colitis in 2017. It was really bad and I couldn't be 10 minutes from a toilet, or the shit bomb could strike at any moment. And I mean a literal blast when I would sit down Anyway, I quit drinking and this "chronic" condition vanished entirely. As in, got better in a few weeks when mezavant/asacol did nothing for the year or so I took it. The doctor lied to my face (shocking, I know) and said food/drinking does nothing to exacerbate synptoms. I've been in the clear for about 6 years now, with zero flare ups.
Quit non cold pressed seed oils and high pufa food, take vitamin e to help with the pufa breakdown, take more fiber to help with colon healing and feed the microbiome, take black seed oil cold press.
>>542384040Thanks man I took that photo for you. It's a real struggle to be perfectly healthy otherwise and then have a flair for no real reason. Then you know, everyone has their opinion on what's causing it. Some nigger doctor tells you it's from this or that. When I left the USA I though maybe I was getting it with EMV gangstalking stuff and it would go away but it never stopped so once I changed to this new drug I have been good. I think I just changed to it this year
>>542384195I didn't drink often but drinking made it worse. Nothing made it better. Only steroids. So I had to manage steroid use to like side effects it's not fun nor easy.. I am glad you could get it to stop. I wouldn't wish UC on anyone even a nigger it's really painful and weakening.
>>542381518He needs BBC
>>542384363based reply
>>542381518First of all, autoimmune issues are “incurable,” but like 10% of people cure them, and most probably don’t even try, so it’s actually decently curable — but your friend will have to make major lifestyle changes to his diet… the first thing to try, which works for some, is cutting out gluten if he lives in america specifically since our gluten is totally fucked. Most food here is actually poison unfortunately. Might want to try an elimination diet, basically do carnivore, animal products with no dairy. Can add in raw dairy after a couple weeks (will want to add carbs back in after that so testosterone doesn’t tank and make him feel worse… raw dairy and organic fruit). Will probably also want to find a functional medicine practitioner or someone who can order tests like GI Map, and can use Function Health for all other blood biomarkers. That stuff will cost like a grand, but just do it to find out if there’s an obvious fix there, but also don’t put all your stock in that stuff. IBS type stuff is going to be a gut issue though. He should probably start taking a high quality colostrum on an empty stomach for at least a few months. Do that, fix his diet, and get regular sunlight, or supplement coimbra protocol levels of vitamin d for a few months, like 30,000iu/day. Absofuckinglutely do not let psychotic surgeons take out his colon. Literally no one has ever said they are glad they did that. It in no way improves the situation ever. It’s actually just evil. Don’t do that. Ever.He likely has leaky gut as the root cause. He can fix it.
>>542384184I've known him awhile now, he had a sad past but I am not sure about abuse. Tell me, how is it cured? Does the soul have to be washed?
>>542384284I was on steroids too.Probably what stunted my growth and left me a manlet.
>>542381712A vaxxed bbc nigga fucked him
>>542384284Thanks for the kind words man, and sorry you're still in the thick of it. It's been some time, but it truly is a terrible condition and I remember it like it was yesterday. Couldn't go camping, couldn't go out with anyone without being in a constant state of fear of it striking, the dread of knowing it might be permanent. You also probably suffer alone if you're like me and didn't tell anyone out of embarrassment. It's rough and I sincerely wish you good health. Anyway, my mental health was actually 10x better back then. It was pre covid so I didn't have a totally destroyed hope of the future. I also somehow managed to have a gf during all that, kek. I'd tuck her in then sprint downstairs to blast the shit nuke. I traded mental for physical health. All things in balance.
>>542381518what are the political implications of "your friend's" enflamed asshole?
>>542381518Need more fibre
>>542384522That guy is not totally wrong, you likely do have to fix your internal monologue, because stress does contribute to autoimmune issues, but he needs to fix his gut, which will in turn help with the stress.
>>542381518All pharmaceutical drugs & treatments are toxic. Read "We Want To Live" by Aajonus Vonderplanitz. Look into Joel Weinstock's helminthic treatment of IBS & crohn's disease as well
Jews or something
>>542381518Tell him to cold turkey quit eating all gluten. But, he won't do it. Niggers would rather walk around with asshole blood leaking out of every orifice before they would choose to quit sandwiches and pizzas.Quitting gluten cures depression and anxiety, too.But no one wants to listen if it means they can't shove bread in their holes for the rest of their life.They say they want to be cured, but they don't really.
>>542381518He needs to eat birdseye chilis and drink Ivermectin. Everyday. Ask RFK what else.
>>542381518I have it and will probably die sooner rather than later. Non-covid vaxxed, alpha gal syndrome contaminated, as well as other severe life-threatening allergies in the last decade acquired. Don’t worry: if I know the end is rapidly approaching, a plan is in place to benefit the world after I am extinguished.
Raw milk kefir changed my life. I wrecked myself with years of alcoholism and even after a year of sobriety I was in bad shape. I had never heard of it before but my wife works in a place with a raw milk share and takes the stuff that no one picks up. Mostly milk but sometimes cream and one time, kefir. I knew from the first cup I had that I was feeling a type of relief I had nearly given up on. After that I started making my own. It gave me my sense of well being back, if any of you have been sick you will know how invaluable that is. It is incredible stuff and everyone should be drinking it even in times of good health.
>>542384856Try the ear acupuncture.
>>542384902Raw meat & eggs are even better
>>542381888>>542381945IBS is actually caused by sugar alcohol. i know because i realized i only ever had IBS when i was at work. then i realized i chewed 5 gum at work. then i realized it was the sugar alcohol in the 5 gum.
>>542384943I don't know about that but these things are not mutually exclusive. Raw milk kefir restores your gut biome. It is the ultimate probiotic.
>>542382357The gut and the brain are pretty much the same organ. You can quote me on this. This will be touted as the brand new discovery in medicine.
>>542384922Thank you: did it and it didn’t work. I’m too poisoned I believe.
>>542385074The gut, the brain, and the heart. There have been cases of heart transplants that have resulted in the recipients picking up the hobbies of the donors. The heart has a ton of neurons in it.
Take 1 tsp turpentine. Do it again in a week. Next day activated charcoal pills. This will get you shitting your brains out. Proceed to fast for at least 3 days. A wet fast, drink plenty of water but nothing else. After the fast eat a bunch of fermented foods to repopulate your gut flora. Fecal transplants are actually ideal but they are gross and expensive and have a potential for re-fucking your bacterias from a bad donor. Fast one day per week going forward and you should be good.
>>542385074>>542385186How the fuck do you even test this in a vertebrate model? Train some rats for a task and see if transplanting their hearts in another rat makes them learn the task faster?
Studied naturopathy 20+ years.. inflammation very curable. Dr Robert Morse (morses.tv) he’ll explain very simply (search bar at top right of his website). Food sits in bowels.. acidic(meats, diary, grains) food causes inflammatory response to tissues. Change diet from acidic to alkaline.. would recommend juicing, he’ll be cured in 2 weeks. Check out Dan McDonald (Liferegenerator), John rose, Fullyrawkristina for guidance. Fruits berries melons & herbs, raw living foods all the colors of the rainbow cures every disease. .Good luck to you
>>542385269Mb if you had the right kind of trained AI, and a computer lab, you could model it first, then go from there?
>>542381518Colon cleanse. Fresh raw juicing at home (beet tops, green apples, kale, etc). No more processed foods, period. Lots of water, sunshine, breathing, low stress. Doctor Schulz formula #2 program. Old processed food gets stuck on the intestinal walls and causes diverticulitis, inflammation, creates the environment for disease. It can all be healed with diet changes and a colon cleanse. You have to match the intensity of surgery. Homeopathic treatment fails when it's not applied strongly.
For Acid reflux Helicobacter Pylori infection:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbRKiH8Jf3MSame stack might help with other gut issues, also consider pre biotics, pro biotics, kefir, sauerkraut etc. And of course Mastic gum.
>>542385028The mechanics are identical. In a raw state, milk, meat, and eggs are far more nutritious & digestible while also being far less toxic. Fermenting the food predigests it, which makes it even easier for your body to use.
>>542381518vax makes you immune. have a nice day chud
>>542381518I bet fasting would help if not for any reason other than giving your shitter a break.
>>542381518huh? the vast majority of people with IBS live normal lives
>>542381518Your immune system is dysfunctional from all the vaccines you've taken throughout your life so it attacks your gut.Auto-immune diseases were incredibly rare before vaccines came around, now practically everyone has one.Create a problem, sell the solution.
>>542381518Inflammation is generally caused by an immune reaction, which is what IBD is. I had IBD until I was eventually diagnosed with Celiac (gluten intolerance which isn't actually a gluten intolerance so much as an intolerance to glyphosate which is used prior to harvest on wheat for some retarded reason). Your friend needs to start an exclusion diet and figure out what he is eating that he's allergic to. Start with the main ones like, wheat, dairy, and nuts and go from there. It could also be environmental as well. Somehow he's ingesting some kind of chemical or protein and his body is hitting the flush button.
>>542385484One more thing. The body is very powerful. It will continually try to heal itself no matter what. His job is to aid it. People have completely turned around death sentence diagnoses. It happens all the time.
>>542385896>Auto-immune diseases were incredibly rare before vaccinesThey were also rare before we started fucking with the food chain and started using pesticides and herbicides on our crops. For some reason we think chemicals that kill other living organisms are going to be completely fine for human consumption.
>>542381518organic apple cider vinegar fixes it
>>542385074>The gut and the brain are pretty much the same organCorrect. I was in a horrific car accident and my head was decapitated. Fortunately, my gut was ok and I've adapted to life pretty well now. You are right, the gut basically makes the brain redundant.
>>542381888kys for that retarded ass post you fucking subhuman
>>542386024The vaccines are the main culprit. Boomers and previous generations huffed leaded gasoline, steel mill smog, smoked a pack of cigarettes day, WW2 chemicals, and other horrible stuff, they they had a fraction of the health issues you see in current generations.
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>>542381518Is he allergic to your semen?
>>542381518I barked out a bulky woofer today. Paper was spotless. Feeling kinda proud
>>542381518Stop eating crap fried in seed oils. I heard that pin worm therapy might help relieve the symptoms like it does for Crohns
Ooof. I was at university with a very smart guy that had it. He was all skin and bone. He disappeared for a year and when he returned he looked a lot healthier, was a normal weight and had had some of his bowel removed.
>>542386107I don't doubt it. Its kind of like how if you get one lung ripped out in an accident, you can still live on, with just one lung.
>>542381518Did had have it before the diagnosis or did the diagnosis magically make it appear? I'm only half joking btw.
>>542381518It's basically a fucked up allergy.They need to find what triggers it and then he needs to avoid that forever.
>>542384506This is good stuff. I never had Uc/crohns but my guts were fucked for years and I was diagnosed with ibs. Found a wellness doc that did exactly as described here. Ended up getting strict with my diet (no gluten dairy and various other foods I showed sensitivities to) and took a bunch of supplements geared to gut health. Totally normal now - one healthy poop/day almost everyday. The (((gi specialist))) I went to just said you have ibs and prescribed my some diarrhea meds.
