The democrats haven't offered me any money for my vote.Zero dollars.
>>542386291They will offer you both high taxes and gibs me dats.
I promise you 6 gorillian dollars
>>542386291VOTING IS FAKE AND JEWISH
>>542386390Now we're talking!
>Republicans: $5,000>Democrats: Being on the correct side of historyYou choose
>>542388026Did you get 5,000$
>>542388026>republicans> $5,000And>being on the wrong side of historyYou had me at $5,000, no need to sweeten the deal.
>Thinking you'd get the 5kThe Jews are right. Goyim are beyond saving.
>>542386291you're 40 trillion dollars in debt, if they gave you anymore money it wouldn't be worth anythingvote for trump, he'll turn your dollars into shekels and send them to israel where they will do some good
>>542389861It's win win either way. Either he gives us the $5,000 (doubtful), which would be good because of free money all the ramifications anon here >>542389904 pointed out. Or, the other option, he doesn't give anyone a fucking penny (highly likely), in which case the butthurt will be enormous. Either way, I like it.
>>542386291WHADYA MEAN DEMOCRAPS WHOLE PLATFORM IS FREE SHIT
>>542390190I don't qualify for Democrat gibs because I have a rare skin condition called Caucasian.
>>542386291I'll give you ten dollars if you don't vote.
>>542390190you're think of maga communism, like nationalizing the oil industry, taking govt stakes in private sector companies, price controls etc etcvote trump, comrade
>>542386291Andrew Yang offered you UBI and you all laughed him out of the room
>is we gon get bidenbuxx??
vote trumphttps://youtu.be/U06jlgpMtQs?t=2
>>542390353This is tempting, I was already not going to vote anyway and there's a good chance other retards will vote republican for me, so maybe.
>>542390388He should have ran Republican. Those voters will believe anything if Fox News says it.
>>542390388Nah, that's just retarded.>>542390596True, but I'm not overly fond of asians.
>>542386390rofl imagine it becoming a trend—everyone starts offering money, and it just spirals out of control xDDPlease, oh please.>>542390408Kyodai omanko kaijū. Gyaaaaa!!
Get the money up front.Tell em "give me $5000 or I'm voting Democrat"
