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>Elon shows up at your doorstep
>he's trying to save civilization from the demographic collapse
>the only way to save civilization and colonize space is for Elon to leave thousands of descendants and improve humanity's gene pool
>he can impregnate your wife with his genius semen and support your family with $1 million ANNUALLY until the baby turns 18

What do you say?
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Considering $1 million will be worth 0.0001 cents in few years, no.
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>>542392768
Only if it's adjusted for inflation, 15 years from now 1 million dolaridoos will be worth 500k in purchasing power.
I won't let some kike kike me on technicalities.
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Why would anyone want to take his inferior midwit baldness pattern genes?
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Taking Elons "genes" will be significant downgrade for pretty much everyone
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Attempt to kill him probably
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>>542392820
Yes, it's adjusted for inflation. Money is not a problem for Elon and he's willing to sacrifice his fortune for the good of mankind.

So would you let Elon impregnate your wife? How many of Elon's children would you raise?
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>>542392768
My wife is your mam
I am your father
Brother
>HONK
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>>542392768
It's a fine idea but elon shouldn't just use his own dna he could pay women to use dna from someone hand picked by him, like a great engineer/lawyer that he depends on.
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>>542392768
Well, considering he can't actually perform, it would have to be artificial insemination
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>>542392908
As many as she can if that adds 1 million per child, they practically raise themselves with the cash they make. Also I will no longer be fucking the bitch he can have her I'll use my wealth to find another one, hopefully virgin.
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make it 2 million and if asked say to wife its only a million
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>>542392934
Elon is the richest man on Earth, the most successful person in history. His DNA is superior than ours. Would you raise his and your wife's child?

>>542392975
Elon would inseminate your wife naturally since that improves sperm selection.
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>implying faggots on /pol/ have a wife
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>>542392768
Depends. Does the money go to me or my wife?
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>>542392768
He would print 1mil/y?
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>>542392768
why should i trust a backstabbing jew?
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>>542393136
>Elon would inseminate your wife naturally
He can't. His penis is deformed and doesn't function. All his kids are artificially inseminated
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I would probably fantasize about pushing the little shit off a cliff by the time it's 6. No amount of money is worth 18 years worth of that crap
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>>542392768
No, his autism and sociopathy is dysgenic
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>>542392768
I would marry a hooker and enjoy free money assuming 1 million dollar is for me and the "wife" also get paid separately
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>>542393136
Just ask Rocket Kiko to fuck you
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>>542392768
in ancient times kings were allowed to fuck anyone in their kingdom and you couldn't do jack shit about it
this was called "droit du seigneur" meaning "right of the lord"
kings were also allowed to fuck your wife the night of your wedding and since back then women used to lose their virginity to their husbands during their wedding night, that means kings could, if they felt like it, take your wife's virginity the night you got married to her
this was called "primae noctis"

why am i explaining you this?
elon musk or any of the elites, they could show up to your house right now, fuck everyone that lives with you right in front of you and wouldn't do shit about it

the elites are kings
gods
the chosen ones of Mammon
and you are a peasant

>inb4 i wouldn't let them do that!!!
you won't do shit
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>>542392768
>one son already turned trans
Musk has defective genes so no
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The absolute state of this cuck thread
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>>542392768
I wouldn't let anyone touch my waifu for any kind of money
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>>542392768
umm yea
it's not like i'm impregnating her so let him have at it
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The Elon cry sessions when he's subpoena'd in front Congress are going to be glorious.
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>>542392768
>Elon to leave thousands of descendants and improve humanity's gene pool
I don't think it works that way.
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>>542392768
No, that's too expensive... I don't have that kind of money.

I would do it for $500k but that's my final offer
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>>542398316
What's your argument? Aside having changed genders nothing wrong there, pretty descent facial features.
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>>542392768
Yes.
I don't have a wife :)))
Grab some random woman off the streets , she's a whore anyway.
Offer her $10K to pretend to be my wife.
Take the rest of $990K , win.



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