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AAAÀAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>542396155
that nigger had a better death than 90% of pol posters
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>>542396248
it was also documented in a extremely kino photo during an uber relevant historical moment, i envy him and tip my hat
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>>542396155
why did he jump? was he retarded or something?
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>>542396155
Tough choice to make but definitely better than dying in a magic steal beam fire.
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>>542396155
Yup that's me.
You're probably wondering how I got here.
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>>542396155
here is the unedited sound fragment https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PP7WJL2JtLs
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>>542396155
Why didn’t he just walk calmly downstairs, like you’re supposed to do during an emergency?
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>>542396372
yeah. i wonder how he got outside in the first place though? he must have been near the impact site?
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curse the jews
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curse israel
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>>542396155
A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.

So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.

"Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"

The fourth floor sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework.

"Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.

The fifth floor sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.

"Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.

The sixth floor sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 6,875,953,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
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>>542396311
The only retarded person is the one asking that question, retard.
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>>542396155
i heard this in duke nukems voice
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>>542396283
idoubt you're even wearing a hat
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>>542396740
Actually here is the real one.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wOFVrjL-XBM&pp
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>he posted, thinking he would be le epic funneh entertainer
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>>542396899
it's said you can't bear the heat and rather jump off than stay in a building when on fire like that

But i think i will keep staying inside no matter how hot it would be rather jumping off tho.



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