That's all you needed to climb down the WTC towers like Spider-Man with suction cup gripping.Only a few people could escape this way because of limited plungers, but if they lowered the window washing platforms the first escapees could send the plungers back up for others to use.
>>542403360not feasible for thousands to do it. i think most of them died because the stairwells were traffic jammed and the people above the bomb impact sites couldnt even use the stairs. idk either way we all know israel did it.
>>542403831Then they could've climbed down the cords in the elevator shafts.
>>542403360it would have also been handy if there was enough markers to draw escape doors on the wall like wiley coyote did
>>542403360If I worked at the top of one of these buildings I would legit have a parachute or a wing suit in my office now.
>>542405731Imagine waving goodbye to all the smart people who thought you were crazy for having a parachute under your desk.
How do you die in a little office fire lmao this was a true Darwin award. Those towers must have been full of niggers cus they clearly didnt hear the fire alarm. Just kill the fire with a blanket or a pitcher of water like lmao do you even want to make it out of here alive?Who the fuck works that high up and they dont have a paraglider or some shit under the desk? Truly fucking not sentient just absolute top tier shabbos goyim working for schlomo until the fire had spread too much
>>542403831>stairwells were traffic jammedYeah that massive trail of people exiting the doors, who can forget that....
>>542406315they couldn't hear the chirp and thought all was well.
>>542405873...then them waving good-bye as a 120mph gust of wind collapses your chute against the building. Still probably worth the risk even if it's almost certain death.
>>542404274The elevator shafts were full of flaming jet fuel and nerve gas
>>542403360How long did it take him to climb down
>>542408306It was akshually a waterfall of molten steel beams and nerve gas.
>>542408153People base jump off buildings all the time.
>>542410614Im sure you can logic yourself into why it would have been a bad idea to base jump from a window of the world trade center towers so I won't bother going into detail. Heres a hint, thermaldynamics and proximity to other buildings.
>>542410881No it wouldn't have been a bad idea. The alternatives were burn in the fire, get squashed during the collapse or jump without a chute. Of all the feasible options, base jumping would be leagues ahead of any idea.
>>542411243Right. But you're still going to die if you parachute out of a window of the twin towers. Your chances of survival are a lot higher given some retrospective certainty like people did die instead of base jumping but the likelihood of surviving a base jump out of a burning twin towers window is also basically zero.
>>542406315get a real job dude
>>542403360Jews planet explosives on the columns, doesn't matter how much you spiderlarp down the building, you're getting atomised
>>542413064*planted. ffs.
>>542403360I always wonder why they didn't just drop a bucket of water on the street to stop jumpers from suffering fall damage. I guess they just panicked?
>>542403360wouldn't workthe professional suction cups that could allow this have different construction. It's another "4chan physics" thread
I would have literally just jumped out of a window in a wingsuit or a parachute. Easy work. "Its a bad idea dude" - Okay bud, have fun dying in the building, I'm jumping
>>542412295Iv done some sketchy base jumps. Twin towers is like a 5/10 on sketchiness
>>542413107why not pour some lava out of the window and then pour water on it to turn it into obsidian and gradually make steps down?>inb4 where to get lavafrom melted steel beams, duh
Use the Minecraft bucket trick.
>>542410614Its also one of the most dangerous extreme sports that has killed a shit ton of the people that do it. Same with the wing suits. Almost every single one of the guys who pioneered those died eventually died from it. Still the odds you survive are still infinitely higher than the 0% chance you have sitting in the burning building waiting to die.
>>542412295bullshit, if the chute is predeployed and in your hand (go and throw) you can eaisily basejump from any spot above where any of the planes crashed and be just fine. 200foot basejumps using go and throw are common, some retards have gotten it down to 100. you have 0 idea what your talking about.
>>542408153wheres that 120mph gust comin from? it was dead fucking calm 9/11. at the floor altitude above the crash it was maybe 12knots. a fetal alcohol syndrom kid could figure that out ya fucking retard
>>542403360I'm a commercial glazier.OP is a fucking idiot
>>542414037he said thermaldynamics
>>542413713tell us your an absolute pussy without tellin us why don't ya. ive done 1800+ jumps, maybe 70 or so with a wingsuit. a guy i worked with had close to 3k jumps. t. golden knight
people who talk about "just climb down bro" don't realize how fucking huge these buildings were. i saw an interior layout of the staircases and it was insane, it would take like an hour just to climb down on stairs and you'd probably die from exhaustion climbing that many stairways back to back.
>>542408153God you're so retarded it physically hurt me to read this.
>>542414273thermal plumes from a fire that size would maybe make 30mph but the plume is just that, a fucking plume, once you reach clearance for the conda effect your free and clear
>>542406440One amerifat got stuck sideways and got everyone killed never forget 711
>>542414468Going down is easier than going up. I would have literally sailed down those flights of stairs. You can jump 10 stairs easy
>>542410881Jump, track as far from the building as you can, but recognize it probably won't be far enough, one you're below the fire, reach for your pilot chute and throw. The winds are probably gonna fuck with you pretty severely, but if you're far enough off and open low enough, as long as your canopy is intact when you get to the ground...
>>542414272>I'm a commercial glazier.How does one break into the donut industry?
>>542403360Not before they controlled demolitioned the building.
>>542415281Wake up early.>be me>be glazier >people ask what I do>they have no idea what a glazier is>I tell them I glaze donuts >"oh ok">go on about my day cuz I hate explaining myself >just like I said OP is an idiot instead of writing an essay as to all the reasons why
>>542414272keep glazing cocks, homo
>>542415721No time, your mom is insatiable
>>542414673The WTC was over 100 stories high. Even if you jump down the stairs, it still would have taken you a long time just reach ground zero. And during 9/11 you would have been fucked if were near the location of the explosions.
>>542414663Kek
>>542405873Everyone would be fighting over it once they saw you had it. And chances are moths would have eaten into it for nonuse when you actually need it.
>>542414272Cmon I see you guys using "toilet plungers" all the time. How else does all that glass get installed in high rises lmao. Everybody has pic next to their toilets right guise?
>>542416023The guy who tried to climb a Trump tower awhile back used handling cups like we use. It's why he didn't make it, he exhausted himself pumping them up. Actual climbing cups are different.
>>542414468Just going down 30 odd floors takes over 20 min with zeroother peoplein the way. Not to mention in most high rises there isn't a straight shot down, you have to exit and continue in the next stairwell.
>>542415937Already calculated it, from top to bottom, I'd fancy my chances of getting down in 10 minutes, 15 max. I'd be fucking throwing myself down those flights of stairs. It took an hour for one building to collapse and 1.5 hours for the other.
>>542405873>>542415955Imagine being the "parachute guy" in your WTC office and watching as the one jew who showed up that morning stole it from your desk drawer two hours ago while you were in the restroom. And he showed up only to parachute out and tell the story forever as proof they did in fact show up that day.
>>542413107NYFD placed dozens of mattresses on one street but Chabad saw and stole them
>>542414272How would you have attempted escape?
>>542414468The Japanese architect of the WTC used Mecca as inspiration for the courtyard and light play. He had previously designed a Saudi Arabia airport for the royals. The lower facade of the towers features a pitchfork motif homage to the painting "American Gothic" by Freemason artist Grant Wood.
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>>542405731Airports always give me a hard time when I explain that the parachute IS my carry on luggage
>>542416832Bellow the impact i would take my chances in the stairwells.Above the impact, somebody is getting raped.
>>542406315almost like it wasnt a smol fire but a fucking bomb went off like E Team wanted
>>542413259This, why did nobody buy a parachute from the gift store at the top?
>>542403360OP is right, it's absolutely possible. There was a rare 9/11 video where a guy survived doing that and I saw it before they holed it forever. This massive honker that looked like it was a cruncher formed and the dude jumped on this flat piece of metal that was like a big gun and rode it right down with the collapse. It was bitchin how he was droppin it in the green room the whole way down. It was the most gnarly tube I've ever seen. He looked amped at first but once he got to the breakwater you could tell he was bummin it hardcore. The whole scene was just fuckin mondo insane, totally off the richter. I thought he was gonna take gas at the end but he pearled it right at the knick of time and it was all glassy after that. He got up, lit one, jumped in his woody and just took the fuck off without even sayin a word. Legendary.
>>542416165>Just going down 30 odd floors takes over 20 minleast fat american
>>542412689Anal butt baby feeling got hurt???? You bomb us Indians in global war on terror and this is your payback motherbitch bastard.
>>542416165With a mobility scooter maybe
>>542406315u tried
>>542406315Exactly, they deserved it
>>542403360BEFORE the explosives went off or after?
>>542403360>4 plungersThis fucking asshole killed thousands by hoarding plungers
>>542405873Lol.
>>542410614Yeah and it's an extreme sport that claims a lot lives.
>>542403360There was literally no possible way down from the exterior of the building. Nothing would have worked with the tools available to them. Hard to accept but if you were there at that time you'd be 100% dead
>>542403360bruh...
>>542403360Was it planned years in advance? Why all the coded message in various forms of entertainment?Are we living in a matrix for real and don't know it?
>>542419303What are the odds the 9 and the 11 would be right on the buildings. A plane flying. Breakfast in America the time when it happened.
>>542405731why are you lying? you always lie in your posts, I know because I've been following you for AWHILE now. just why dude?
>>542414196Wasn't there a hurricane off the coast that disappeared the same day¿
>>542403831They actually just had one jew tell everyone in both buildings that fleeing was anti-semitic, so then all the normies just sat there and waited to die until the building collapsed.I made that up as a joke, but then I remembered there were bosses who had their employees start working in the second tower again after the first plane hit the first tower, so they actually did literally just have jews tell people to stay in the buildings and keep working so that more people would die.
