>i will pay you 5000 if you vote for me
I HAVE A HUNDRED SECRET SAXTONS
>>542409168I'm gonna do it. Demofags promised me free health care and instead let in 50 million brown people, including jihadists. I'm willing to roll the dice with Trump, never again for dems
still a better campaign than obambas biden
>>542409296no you arent lol you probly arent even american.
>>542409168ok? do you have a better deal?
>Haha youll get 5000 if you vote for us! >Haha youll get 2000 from le tarrifs! >Haha youll get 2000 from muh doge!! Feel for it again retards.
>>542409168Dems literally do it every election with more gibsmedats every single election since 1930s. This is our lives man. Cheeto nigger just says it outright. Never gonna get it anyways who cares.
>>542409638I'm the real deal, don't lump me in with those faggot ass monsters
>>542409168I hope he wins, not because I want the 5k (I do) but because there's no way to pay it out without collapsing the economy.And that's a good thing.
>>542409168>this octoberI'll suck your dick for a vote.
>>542410082basedi just want your country to collapsebecause once it happens this entire shit world will collapse after it
>promise to pay youlol
>>542410158Madonna already tried that.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LIciI0Xai6s>>542410211
>>542409168>>542410158>I'LL FUCKING SUCK YOUR DICK, PLEASE! I'LL DO ANYTHING! YOU WANT ME TO EAT SHIT? I'LL EAT YOUR FUCKING SHIT ON LIVE TV! I'LL SEND YOU 5 THOUSAND DOLLARS! PLEASE JUST VOTE FOR ME
how is this any different from UBI? because trumps only happens once? why does that matter for if you can run on it or not?
>>542409296>t. I don't remember COVID stimmy inflation anymore>>542409681Not being a brown welfare queen, but well Amerikeks aren't white anymore anyways
It's a tax write-off retard, not cash
>>542409168>I will pay you 5000 to vote for me>also, please cheat
>>542409168I would literally vote for Kamala even if that were the case. No president gives a fuck about you. All presidents are kikeslaves. give me $5k and call it a day. let's not act like democrats didn't vote for literal gibs the last umpteenth elections. obama phones. free(not free) healthcare, yangbux, the list goes on.
>>542412640Its almost uncanny how retarded people who fall for this are. It almost doesnt feel real.
So we got the circus, now you got the bread too . Amazing right?
>>542409168he can send my 5k to Israel, I'm voting for him regardless. Cucks can't do shit about it.
