>be American>waddle out my (actually the bank's) front door>cut across flat plane of monocultural grass to my (actually the bank's) gigantic SUV(>there's a garage, but it's filled with high-quality items that I definitely use regularly)>pull out and drive 25 minutes from my suburb to reach the traffic jam at the intersection>roll down the window to tip the guy cutting down one of the intersection's four Flock cameras>three traffic light cycles later, make it through that jam to join the traffic jam at the freeway on-ramp>two hours and seven miles later, finally join the queue for the stadium parking lot>thirty minutes after that, remember to tip the kiosk attendant as I pay the $50 fee (not including tax and service surcharges) to park>forty-five minutes later, after circling only about eleven times, I find a perfect parking spot>I get out of the bank's SUV, and from there it's merely a nine-minute walk across a beautiful heat-radiating blacktop to reach the front gatesI thank the Ford Motor Company every day for saving me from the communism of walkable cities
>>542417205GET IN THE POD XD
>>542417205>everyone is debt slave retarded poor nigger like me living in some nigger shithole cityYou're not even a real human, you dumb cattle.
>>542417616t. guy who has to drive 20 minutes to get groceries
