you want that 5000, don't you?
I'm voting Republican for the 5k
>>542425888I'll suck his cock for the 5k
>>542425888remove the $5k from the equation, what do i get out of the left winning?
>>542425888Florida Department of Corrections owes me about $13,0005k won't buy me a McGriddle
>>542425888>DOGE refund cheque: bounced>Tariff refund cheque: bounced >midterm vote bribe: ?????
>>542426408Story time
>>542425888yes lemme just vote for the nigger lady
>>542425888Checked and I wouldn't mind it, I don't have any faith it's going to happen and I dread the inflation it'll end up causing because we have to LOSE somehow...
Money up front.Pay me $5000 or I'm voting Democrat.
>>542425888Take it out of registered democrat pay checks and we can talk
>>542425888He’s good for more than that.
>>542426148More than 5k worth of not being retarded enough to attack Iran and your country not being a declining joke
>>542425888I just got banned off youtube, bill gates got omega tilted and signed me out of my only working email address. I think it was for saying evil characters are always ugly and look like jews and good characters always look pretty and nice like christians
>>542425968He said everyone will get it, so you don't even have to. Bet 5k Trump loses. Either he does and you double your money, or he wins and you break even. Easiest bet of my life.
>>542426555no
>>542425888I guess
>>542425888He should force a mandatory $5000 tax on all of us if Republicans lose.
>>5424258885000 dollars320 million populationThat’s 1.6 trillion. Where are you finding 1.6 trillion dollars.
>>542425888No. I want a functioning economy again. One that prioritizes it's workers and consumers over massive corporate slop machines that predate on society.
>>542426148They'll block all trumps retarded ideas for the rest of his term for a start
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>>542426148Ideally policies that put the worker and consumer first instead of the bullshit we've been having. Perhaps if we're really lucky maybe even some political reform.
>>542426956The government can find it.
>>542425888>>542426148>>542425968>>542426632Why not just pay us now when you have control of Congress and supposedly trillions of dollars in tariff revenues to distribute?
>>542427022kek, that gif sums up how the alt-right went extinct.
>>542427022>libtards still need bing bing wahoo relevancy to care about politicslol. Lmao.
>>542425988I'd suck his cock (balls even) for free
>>542426956obligatory
>>542425888Trump said I'm getting mine next week.
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>>542426148stupid brown nigger tranny kike communism
>>542425888still waiting for the Doge checks
5 bands? That'll be a hell of a stimulus! My wife and I will definitely be renting a house on the beach for a week or two!
>>542427155Eh? Alt right still exists, they went mainstream and are just your average under 50's Trump voter now, where they largely have mixed feelings about Trump since he does some good things like Deportations and reducing immigration, but bad things like sucking off Jews and getting into wars for them.
>>542426789Kek, the odds are him losing so if you bet 5k you will win less than 5k
It will be known as a B.A.S.E.D. payment BidenAdministration Survival ExpenseDividend
