too old
>>542429995AI memes are really soulless
>>542429995no thanks, i'd rather have a check for $15,000 which is equal to the amount that you spend on a one year relationship.
>>542429995stop dreaming come back to realityhttps://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2026/05/jewish-american-heritage-month-2026/
>>542429995This is an incel pipedream. We are far to evolved for this.
>>542430084they're not even fucking memes
Can I get a male one?
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>>542429995YAAAAAAAY! heh
isn't this already a thing in the netherlands?
>>542429995a better model, memeflag nigger, would be that people have to qualify for the program by not being fat and finishing a basic home economics course
>>542429995
>>542429995Never asked for it.
>>542430113This. Nu/pol/ cant meme.
>>542430084It's like they had the opportunity to be funny or interesting with the background details yet it's the same exact garbage repeated over and over again. I wonder how long if people keep using this that such ideas won't even exist.
>>542430160but the women need some type of training as well
>>542429995>state mandated girlfriend >anything but grade d imported meatHere's your state mandated breeding partner. Laughing at your penis size.
>>542429995>2dive got grok generating me a new gf every night. sometimes i feel like japanese, sometimes im in the mood for something more exotic, im talking african chick with a bone in her nose type exotic.
>>542430146no that's the free prostitutes for the handicapped program you're thinking of
>>542429995Why is she 6'2?
>>542429995Looks a little old for me sir, how much is the premium cunny plan?
>>542430161transes are fucking scarythat thing could rape me and looks stronger than me
>>542430258she isn't unless the "officer" is 7 feet tall
>>542430274
>>542430146seeing as you're American you should be able to qualify
the guy is just short as hell
>>542429995I wish you retards could at least be realistic with state mandates girlfriends. You all deserve nothing more than a 5 (maybe 6) out of 10. If you losers would just accept reality and take an ugly girl who could love you and cook for you and fulfill that companionship you always cry about, maybe it could work.
>>542429995where is the black guy
>>542429995She better wash that stinky thing. Or I'll be very disappointed. Shave it if it helps.
>>542429995I DON'T CARE WHO THE IRS SENDS I AM NOT PAYING THOSE FUCKING TAXES
>>542430392Why do you think he needs an arranged girlfriend?
>>542429995The animation kinda reminds me of retro comic cartoons.
>>542430462lel
>>542430473>The animation
>>542430063FPBPMake her a loli then we have a deal.
>>542429995Color her black and make her overweight and that is who the government would really forcefully pair every white man with.
>>542430085You can visit quite some prostitutes for that money, and not cheap whores either, but proper escort. You can have 2 FFM sessions per month and some tantra massages.
>>542430425Silence foid.>Take an ugly womanWhy do that when porn exists and artificial wombs/sexbots will exist soon enough?
>>542430131sorry we only have mail brides, all the male brides got snagged already.
>>542430510oh sry lol. Must be my dormant nigger genes activating again. I meant to say drawing style.
>>542430764it happens
>>542430161That one must be for democrats.
>>542430161PUFY PUSY
>>542430308
>>542430257i don't see how that's any different really seeing as most incels are handicapped physically or mentally in some way
>>542430919no more loneliness pains
>>542430161yes
>>542429995white people claim to be genetically superior yet the only way they can get a woman is if the government provided them one.i genuinely don't understand how this makes sense in their mind."yeah bro, i was born better than anyone. look! the color of my skin proves it! anyway, if the government does not give me a partner to mate i am going to die alone."like... what????
>playing Shadowrun Dragonborn>watching the dancing chick near the u-bahn platform>awesome sleazy setting, lots of implied prostitution>drop 5¥ in her bag, pause game, throw sex doll on bed, fuck it, cum inside>put doll back on her chair>unpause game>feel like I just rawdogged a hooker in Shadowrun>back to the Safehouse to take on a contracthonestly bros just get a sex doll.if it's love and companionship you want get an animal, women are fucking awful companions. My 2 cats are better company than any gf I've ever had.once I've emptied my balls the last thing I want to deal with is a foid.
>>542431264>I'm using a BLM memeflag so that means I'm blackuse a pirate one and go YAAR, at least then you're not just copying every other 9 year old edgelord mentality memeflaggot, uncreative faggot
>>542431639so your counter to my post is "i don't like your flag!!!!!"so this is the mythical "genetically superior" IQ of the white man that i hear so much about...so you guys:can't get womenand are dumb and emotional (like women)anything else i'm missing oh you mighty genetically superior aryan?
>>542431867Why are you crying.Did someone call you nigger today?¿?¿
>>542431264you're on /pol/ those genetically superior whites aren't here.almost every human is genetic garbage.It's just that whites have a higher chance of not being garbage.for browns my experience is less than 1%for whites it's maybe 4-5%
>>542431867>so your counter to my post is "you're not even a nigger"yes
>>542430084>AI is stealing my work as a deviantart diaper fetishist digital artistGood. Every time I have AI generate a picture instead of drawing it or commissioning it myself I hope and pray it drives you toward 40%ing yourself.>pic relatedThat's what GPT conceives you look like.
>>542432107how would you know, fellow genetic garbage?
>>542429995No thanks, I'll pass. No cunt in my house.
>>542430425youre a corny faggot go back to tiktok with your unfunny hamster sticker retarded woman
>>542429995*inhales*Please tell the state to send this bitch back to where they got her and have DeSantis pay me the money that Ricky Dixon owes me since his word is written on toilet paper.
>>542429995What is she?
>>542429995Sorry I'm not gay so I don't do trannys
>>542432572imaginary
>>542432377because the vast majority of people of all races are npcs. hylics. husks. soulless programs here to bulk out the population.I loathe jews, jeets, muzzies and nogs as much as the next man but I also don't romanticise my own people.most whites are either dumb obedient goys who will side with their oppressors every time, or stupid chav retards who live only to satiate their alcohol/gambling/drug addictions.t. norf uk dweller
>>542429995how did pol go from anti nanny state to goverment nannying the most sacred and private thing in life?
>>542430110Or are we….
>>542432826>I also don't romanticise my own people.>>542432107>you're on /pol/ those genetically superior whites aren't here.you're not romanticizing yourself either nigel
>>542429995Hand's maid tale unironically did it first.
>>542432826are you an npc?
>>542429995>implying it would be big titty qtIt would be a landwhale who's been run through, that's most women these days.
>>542433041
>>542430063Not old and fat enough Hagbraplapper here someone post the thicker one
>>542429995bout time
>>542429995Where's the ranch dressing?
>>542433041BiggerIG
>>542429995>Look up what is statistically the least married demographic of women>Black women, by a mileHere Anon. Meet Shandandra. She has herpes and two sons. Enjoy.
>>542430425the ugly women are just as deranged about their standards as the ugly men are
>>542430716>>542432456>t. Seething ugly chinless faggotsStay lonely and mad then
>>542432999>you're not romanticizing yourself either nigeldid I imply anywhere that I was?I came from genetic slime, yet somehow I trancended my own genetics.my whole family are fat stupid bald alcoholic losers yet I'm by some miracle none of those things, yet being a gold coin in a bucket of shit still means you're covered in shit.>>542433029do I sound like an npc, anon?
>>542433255I'll stay alone and happy about it, thanks
>>542430161Why can't all women have this body build?
>>542430161
>>542433294>I came from genetic slime, yet somehow I trancended my own genetics.>trans-geneticsthere's a joke here somewhere my brain isn't awake enough to make
>>542432337Not everyone who hates ai slop is some leftist art college dropout.
>>542433255I'm neither lonely nor angry though? Sounds like projection methinks.
>>542430085This reminds me that I haven’t made my wife buy me a nice guitar in a while
>>542433370you don't get it, he said the left hates it, that means you must love it, or you're a leftistget with the jewish NPC program TRANNY
>>542429995My peepee is ugly because the Jews cut it and I feel insecure so I don't ever be with a woman anymore. One woman made fun of it when I was in my 20s so I haven't been with anyone in 20 years
How pathetic lmao
here she is bro
>>542433988>you're
>>542433988I can't explain exactly why but for some reason I really fucking hate the "hair transparency so the eyes/eyebrows show through the hair" thing
Where the fuck is my wifeSpeedwagon?
>>542429995I don't want a girlfriend. I want a chance.
>>542429995>be me>2026>government passes the “National Companionship Act”>every single male gets a state-mandated girlfriend assigned by algorithm>mine shows up at my apartment with a laminated ID badge and a government tablet>she’s cute, quiet, and already has a 47-page “Relationship Performance Metrics” PDF open>first night goes okay until she pulls out the contract>Work Schedule: Employee will be required to work a minimum of forty (40) hours per week or as many hours as it may take to perform above job duties>Schedule may vary based on business demands and will require a combination of office hours as well as work performed after hours and/or weekends at times>mfw my “girlfriend” just handed me a full-time unpaid job description for the privilege of holding her hand>she starts tracking my emotional labor in a shared Google Sheet>every cuddle session has a required 15-minute post-cuddle debrief>weekends are now “mandatory quality time blocks”>if I try to game or go to the gym she opens the tablet and starts logging “non-compliant leisure”>one time I brought her flowers and she made me fill out Form 27-B: Spontaneous Affection Justification>state-mandated GF just became state-mandated middle management>I asked if we could just watch a movie>she said “only if we complete the weekly intimacy KPI first”>this is somehow worse than being alone>tfw your girlfriend has a time clock and a PTO request form
>>542434417Your mistake is thinking the mandated girlfriends will be commissars of the state and not servants of the state. They can be treated more like enlisted marines more than commissioned ones.
>>542433041Better and more accurate.>>542434646This is a lot of fun in college. Mine let me butt fuck her a lot too.
>>542429995Greekcel's posting with a memeflag now
>>542429995Why not mail order brides? Can't support someone else on a NEET lifestyle?
>>542435420That doesn't work anymore. They know they can divorce and get half the money. You'd have to be a fool to marry a random person.
>>542429995I would unironically burn down everything I own before I ever allow a woman in my life again.
>>542431338>put doll back on her chairLmao
>>542429995https://youtu.be/XldpzmkuMW8?si=vfdpzV2Cz9BvWccHShe's jewess, ain't she?
>>542433255Youre not talking to peopleYou're talking to sock puppets. They dont believe what theyre saying, they just cant tell the difference from hot air and a legitimate voice. And 100% they shit outside because they're from india kekekekk
>>542429995Is she a virgin?Is she 14? I just want cute dates no sex. I can wait. I don't even enjoy sex.
>>542436045of all the things I said in that post, why that in particular?
