>>542436410But I donated money to Israel though. Pay my tithes regularly too.
>>542436410I understand that 4chan is a fun, silly place to be silly on for a lot of people, but the genuine /pol/ people who believe and do /pol/ things belong in hell, and I pray that everyone is either trolling/pretending as off color entertainment, or grows up/matures.
>>542436410No one goes to Hell because we're already in it.
>>542436971tpbp
Walk with me in the paths of righteousness. Righteousness comes from obeying the law, which should be enforced by an authoritarian government
>>542436971Don't be such a drama queen
>>542436410Hell is already inside you. You can live there is you choose.
>>542436410Hell is empty and all the devils are here
Worse. You’re coming back as an Indian
>>542436971this isn't Hell
>>542436410You are living in Hell and are DeadYou will be alive when you leave this dimension
Buddha and Christ both warned about Hell. It exists.
>>542436410Pretty high.
>>542436410>What are the chances that we all die and go straight to hell?"We" everyone posting here or "We" all of humanity? I believe there is a supernatural, as it is tautological that the universe didn't create itself 15 billion years ago. I believe there is a soul. Since can't detect it, but I have one. And religion is pan human... so we were created to try and find a god. Evolution culls out the atheists. it is a reasonable hypothesis that we are supposed to find God. Which one? Christianity worked (past tense) for white people like me with a set of principles and ethics. That religion doesn't exist and isn't taught anymore. Jews Lie. they are a parasitic culture. So, they can't exist without christians. e.g. The Roman Pagans wiped them out for almost 800 years. Islam works for a billion people, the average IQ of which is 85, and it uses violence as that works for IQ 85 peoples. So, I conclude that a person such as myself should believe in Christianity, because it worked in the past and keeps the parasites away. Do we all go straight to hell? Heaven? Oblivion? I donno and why would that matter to the living? Religion is about life, not death. Live like you want to go to heaven for the benefit of your people.
>>542437377Hell could be a coop invented by those who notice injustice in this world.
>>542437638>Do we all go straight to hell?Not all. The heart will be judged.
>>542436410>another spam abrahamic cattle threadgo back to serve pissrael, nigger.
>>542437681Doubt all you want; I have seen it for myself.
>>542436410none, heaven and hell doesnt exist
>>542437843Many people across the world have had experiences and visions of the afterlife with remarkable similarity throughout history.
>>5424364100
They're probability of any outcome is always mathematically 50% because it either happens or it doesn't from your point of view
>>542436410Damn, burning man looks pretty fire
>>542436410About the same as going to heaven.. next to zero
>>542436868Do you also understand the bible? According to it we are all going to hell without the grace of God. If 4chan is the only evil you notice in the world then congratulations you’re one of the lucky ones. You’re still going to hell though without repentance and a belief in Jesus.
>>542437985would you estimate there is a 50% chance of the Sun rising tomorrow
>>542436410If you truly hate kikes 0%
>>542438078Yes. If I die tonight it won't rise for me
>>542438063There are more interpretations of the Bible and sects/denominations of Christianity than you think.>my one is the real oneOkay, gobbless Edith.
pretty high for a 1pbtid shill like yourselfKek
>>542437796Oh my science!
>>542436410None. All is good.
>>542436410Dunno about you, but Im not
>>542437920Those experiences all seem to match the Greek version of the underworld.
Exactly the same chance that we turn into a invisible bean and live a bean life on mars mining diamonds that we sell to cabbages
>>542436410I'd rather go to hell than the reincarnation theory that is starting to make more sense to me
>>542436410>go straight to hellWhere do you think you are right now?
>>542436410honestly I think it's almost 100%. Unless you specifically mean the actual biblical hell. But generally, the universe as we know it is entirely inhospitable to any concept we have as humans, love happiness or even just regular stimulation/nature. If there is anything after death it's presumably not going to be here so it's going to be somewhere else and that place is not going to be good to us.
>>542441294Maybe not 100%
>>542441880I did say almost there. fuck who knows maybe you'll reform through sheer probabilistic chance in 100 million years on a habitable earth like planet with all your memories intact.
>>542441265There's still hope on this earth. It can not be hell. Hell is hopeless.
bla bla bla something something gnashing of teethsubscribe to the operating system or your your going to regret it
>>5424364100% if you submit yourself to Jesus Christ, 100% otherwise.
>>542436971Things will get worse than they are now. You are not in constant burning agony every second for all eternity without relief right now.
>>542436410Considering everyone reading this is on 4chan?100%
>>542442620This always kinda confused me about religion. Do you guys just believe that everyone before jesus immediately went to hell? There were like 200,000 years of human history before that where the concept of jesus didn't even exist. Hell there were close to 200,000 years where the concept of the Abrahamic god didn't even exist. Why didn't god come down and tell all those people that he existed?
>>542442662Man, what kind of evil being sentences people to that?
>>542436410Were already in hell
>>542442711No, because Jesus is the fulfilment of the law. And man has the law naturally.Romans 214 For when the Gentiles, which have not the law, do by nature the things contained in the law, these, having not the law, are a law unto themselves:>>542442739Man sentences himself to hell, God wishes for all to be saved.2 Peter 39 The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance.
>>542436410High
>>542442854idk seems pretty freaking weird to be god and wait 200,000 years to introduce yourself to your creation. We had civilization for thousands of years before that too so that's not like a prerequisite obviously
>>542436868I pretend as off color entertainment /troll >>542438063> it is not by works but by grace we are saved man shut the fuck up never be weary in well doing
>>542436410Don't we all go to heaven if we accept Jesus? Even if we have sinned?
>>542443078Jesus loves you anon Christ is King all blessings come from God the Father the Most High
>>542436410I bet on mercy while not being completely unhingedeverybody is free to worship as they please you will never know if you worship right be a retard, do nothing be ned flanders: fuck you NIGGER hoes and taxmen goto heaven before youcool I canz be sinner: you broke every rule in the book
>>542442988But He hasn't. God indwells within us with the Holy Spirit.
>>542443206okay, but no one before 840 bce knew about god or any of this stuff
>>542436410high since you're all kuffar
>>542436868I'll use your comment to reiterate; All of my posts online and my jokes in real life have been just that, jokes. I've made myself clear on this several times.
>>542436410God doesn't play dice
>>542438063you are ackshually right no kike on a stick or Mary needed grace of God it would make sense to pray rosaries for mary's grace but she would believe she is worshipped as God creates all sorts of problemsBuddhism or Atheism is the best for you no drama life, and even thenGod just wants to give you bullshit to charge you for muh Heaven
>>542443078>Woe to the world for temptations to sin! For it is necessary that temptations come, but woe to the one by whom the temptation comes! And if your hand or your foot causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to enter life crippled or lame than with two hands or two feet to be thrown into the eternal fire. And if your eye causes you to sin, tear it out and throw it away. It is better for you to enter life with one eye than with two eyes to be thrown into the hell of fire.According to Jesus, avoiding the eternal fire can potentially involve tearing out your own eyes. That's from the New Testament, by the way.
>>542443206retarded cope
>>542443408> no man can come to the father except by the Son Fuck John. there are other apocalypse visions besides his dumb ass
>>542443408>Buddhism or Atheism is the best for you no drama lifeThe problem is the spirit world and God is real. Religion is not a club your join out of political convenience.
>>542443493>> no man can come to the father except by the SonSIX DOLLAR SHRIMP SPECIAL
>>542443493The Bible is right
I've learned people don't like spiritual teachers who tell them about Hell. It's incredibly unpopular
>>542436410Not small
>>542437265That's exactly the kind of gaslighting one could expect in hell.
>>542442662Look at this new guy. He doesn't even know you do this over and over again remembering more and more of it until all there is left is a feeling of deep dread of the end of the good times during the great times. Imagine being this new. He isn't even on NewHell+ yet.
>>542442854>Man sentences himself to hellWell I'm choosing not to go.Your god now has a choice, he can either force me to go to hell, or he can leave me alone. His call.
>>542436410Hell is just a really long line. You can hear wailing and gnashing of teeth from the end of the hall you are going down. I ever step forward, you feel further from God. Occasionally, someone will try to run out of the line, and a bunch of demons come and cut them apart and rape the pieces. Then they sew him back together. He is screaming the whole time, except for. Few parts of the rape. They move him closer to the front of the line.The few moments of your existence not filled with dread are when you occasionally wonder if God would forgive you.But you never ask.And that’s it. For eternity. Just waiting in line to go to Hell.
>>542443738There is no hellfire here.
>>542443784He's your God too. That's the funny thing
>>54243641050%The answer to any statistics questions is always 50%, until it happens then It’s either 0% or 100%.
>>542441172>Hail Mahaf, O He Who Sees Behind Him, who came forth from Sepa, I have not tarried in homosexuality, I have not misconducted myself with a child...
>>542443267Not true because Adam knew God personally, and Adam's direct descendants knew of God, and their descendants knew of God. It was only through continual sin that mankind was distanced from God.
>>542436410Doesn't happen, not even the right Christian belief. Return to Orthodoxy.
>>542442739Man does it, a person in Hell is there because of their choice and their rejection of God's love. They experience God's love as a burning fire and it causes them eternal pain because their rejection makes them unable to perceive it as anything else than pain and tormentThis is Orthodox belief
>>542442017interestingly, apparently the bible does reference reincarnation
>>542436410Absolute Zero.
>>542443878>FIRE HAS NEVER EXISTED BECAUSE IT'S NOT CALLED HELLFIRE TEEHEE
>>542444794>>542443784
>>542445475The only way to choose eternity without God is to reject God, aka choosing to to reject God's love. And that is what defines Hell/damnation. If you reject God hard enough that His love feels like torment, that is Hell.
