What would you do in this situation?
I would run far and stop taking photos.
>>542436729Your ape country doesn't have a building taller than my cock so this situation is literally impossible for you
I would listen to what they have to say, and that's what no one did.
>>542436676Jump off right before it hits the ground
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>>542436676
>>542436676looks just like every other controlled demo lol
>>542436676Didn’t that guy survive? There was one from an interview I heard years ago that said he rode debris down or something
>>542436676Breath in that delicious steel dust, and listen to the unique rythmic explosions of demo charges going off in sequence
>>542436676360 walk away
>>542436762I can come to Belgium whenever I want btw.
>>542436729RAREARE
Scream out Leeroy Jenkins while dabbing and then doing the 67 dance the rest of the way down as an intentionally anachronistic event for the purposes of confusing future historians.
>>542436676push off of the part of the building i'm falling with, and then do a front roll on the ground
>>542436676thumbnail looks like an elephant
>>542437028Go to Belgium and fuck Belgian milfs until you fuck his mom. That's what I would do.
>>542436676>What would you do in this situation?Enjoy the view and the ride as long as it lasted
>>542436676Goatse the entire way down to make sure the picture can never be shared
>>542436803you're bleeding off maybe 10mph if you're like very strong, do it against gravity, directly (dude all over the place), while at what, close to terminal velocity after falling for so long? wouldn't do shitif anything you want to do it the other way, go under something, and right before jump towards ground so you splat even stronger so lights go out even faster
>>542437028Then why aren't you in Beglium faggot? Am I supposed to believe you would stay in a sand desert with 65IQ niggers and not just come to an amazing first world country?Fuck you retarded nigger stay in your mud hut and eat sand while getting niggeraids
>>542436676die
>>542437355Maybe you but if you're not a pussy and do leg day like me you'd survive I'm sure of it.
>>542436676I might personally volunteer to serve Satan by tirelessly tormenting the wretched souls of whoever did this, for eternity.
>>542436793They said go back to the buildings and not to evacuate until you were reached.
>>542436676>Grab a chair>Jump off the window>Put your feet on the chair as you fall>Jump off the chair at the last secondWhy couldn't they think of that?
>>542436676Say the word nigger as fast as possible
>>542436676I would have built a parachute and safely sailed down while screaming the word nigger
>>542437457prove you can anon
>>542436676Just jump up really hard when you're about to hit the ground and it'll cancel out the fall. You may get a sprained ankle or something but you'll survive the fall.
>>542436676I always carry a bucket of water in my inventory
>>542437744Sure next time planes hit the twin towers I'll record it
>>542436676most of them were stock brokers and bankerstoll paidi would never be in that situation>>542437138>looks like an elephantis the elephant in the room with you now?
>>542436927Yeah, that's the guy. A box of passports broke his 1000-ft fall.
>>542436676He already made up his mind 10 minutes ago.
>>542436676rip
>>542436676>collapsed in its own footprintI'd ride it like an avalanche
>>542437956I’ll be right back, got to go personally drop my kid off at school for the first time ever.
ride a piece of debris down like the silver surfer then jump at the last minute cancelling out my velocity and landing safely
>>542436676Call 911
>>542436676Why did the buildings turn into powder?Because they used a nuke
Honestly? I’d just accept I’m going to die and proposition any attractive women if they wanted to fuck before we died. If I had no takers I’d just try and have the best 5 minutes of my life, strip nude and run around dancing and let hot office milfs see my cock etc Then if I had the courage once I felt the building start to collapse I’d run and swam dive and just try and enjoy the freefall
>>542438312>now openly laughs about the deaths of 658 of his employees, including his brother>openly lies about his continued connections with Epstein after it was public record that he was a child sex trafficker
>>542438401Literally scary how I was going to post the exact same thing. To have a little variety maybe in my scenario I would run down the side of the building using the falling debris as like a path/stepping stones till I got the the bottom and could combat/dodge roll out of the way and avoid taking damage.
>>542436676If I was in the building as it started collapsing, I would drop my pants and grab my dick, so when they searched the rubble they'd find a hand holding a dick.
>>542437781Not bad actually. Put feet in bucket. Jump off building. When you hit the ground you will be liquified into the bucket. Then they can just pour you out into a mould
>>542436676rape
>>542436676Wut du?Try to aim at the (((dancers))) and (((art-project installers))).
>>542437585it's like none of them ever played the Mario Brothers™ series
