Would you give a woman CPR?
why wouldn't i?
Absolutely not.In fact I won't give anyone CPR unless there's literally no other option, and they're family, AND I like them at the moment.Women want CPR? Pass a law granting TOTAL AND BLANKET IMMUNITY to anyone who does it. Otherwise fuck off. Nobody's entitled for me to save their life.
>>542449553>>542449639I'd just grope the bitch
>>542449553No, she would accuse me of molestation and rape later. Never help people. Let them die so they can rot in Hell.
>>542449553Only if she's super hot and I'd use my tongue.
>>542449808Based and china pilled
>>542449748It's basically impossible to get in legal trouble for trying to save someone's life unless you do something really fucking stupid.
>>542449748That law exists retard
>>542449553>hurr durr woman cpr psyopNobody who knows how to perform cpr even considers possible liability. Only retards who don't know anything about how it works and watched a hospital procedural a couple times and let their imaginations run wild even think about this shit. This is pure tiktok brain in action.Also.>mp4Kill yourself outsider.
>>542449553give your dad, or bro random with brand new gay STDs in his beard CPR thats not happenig? give your son or daughter CPR I know a girl certified in dog CPR my cock got hard, and it was incredibly difficult to let her go give your wife CPR so you catch a domestic violence and them wife rape charges BJJ is gay women and children bring it up gay faggot police does not help
>>542449553The current CPR meta is that you put your hand on their mouth to keep it closed and blow into their nose, because their nasal airways are less likely to be obstructed than their mouth. You don't have to literally kiss them.
>>542450136>then be judged by other women about whether or not you were appropriateNo thanks
>>542449553I hadn't even watched the video before I thought "No", so I guess the guy oversold it to me
>>542449946I'd ask a slut stripper for her body count, say no homo, have her sign a waiver and say "bitch I'm not your boyfriend, grounz" on camera by my homie for worldstar hip hop before giving a foid CPR even typing CPR scares me. if all goes well bitch might pursue a relationship its professional nigger
>>542450196>>mp4 >Kill yourself outsider.For you, my strongest goyim
>>542449553No. I wouldn't give a man CPR either. What's the reward in it for me?
>>542450136child gets ruptured solar plexus because you couldn't get the mcnugget out of his her xer throat= heckin pedo bro black men are safe >>542450279yeah, nigga please they tell niggers not to escape the scene if you accidentally run someone over or its hit and run too people give zero fucks about standing in front of your car. bike fags are worse. protect me or im gonna be a huge faggotmuh self defense tugh guy schtick
>>542449553Damn that is the definition of NOT MY PROBLEM lmaoWomen making their own issues, classic.
>>542449553i won't lie i'd be hesitant and would probably wait around to see if a woman would do it instead, obviously i'd do it, but i won't pretend like the idea of being sued would stop me in my tracks because it absolutely would, its the same reason why in the workplace i tend to not talk to women very much and just try to put on airs its nothing personal its just that you aren't worth the litigation.
>>542450374Good job anon. I didn't sit in the trenches optimizing for 3mb filelimits and vp8 compression for years only to finally get the bump to 4mb and vp9 to sit here and watch dipshits grab h264 mp4s and dump them totally unoptimized in threads here. No fucking pride in their work at all.
>>542449553No. They all have herpes.
>>542450279bro, just let this reddit nigger get laughed all the way into a cellpost less
when the fuck has anyone ever been sued for doing CPR?where the fuck are you retards getting this from?
>>542450190shhh, just let the retards be mad
>>542449553CPR only works on the "healthy" dead.Children, drowning victims, someone who gets hit in the chest too hard, things like that.If someone is doing CPR on you, you have no pulse and you are not breathing.If they manage to keep your blood circulating (so it doesn't congeal in your organs) long enough to get you to the hospital and 'save' you, you will almost certainly have brain damage. Your quality of life will not be what it was and you are likely to end up in a nursing home regardless of your age. Or, since they kept your organs fresh, they might just keep you alive long enough to harvest them.Fun fact:Organs harvested from a dead person are not viable.t. AEMT
>>542449553Personally I'd let the woman choke to deathI don't want to get mixed up in some potential issue later by trying to help herI'll observe and report
>>542449553apply pressure to the booba, then mouth to mouth resuscitation rinse and repeat until subject is conscious, or to stabilize her.
>>542449808OK Chang
>>542450524so you can get put on blast on tik-tok or instagram for being a pervert "you weren't trying to help her you just wanted an excuse to grope a woman in need" i wouldn't look the other way entirely but if their was another woman in the room that would just be more ideal and i wouldn't even lift a finger, in the absolute worst case scenario i'd help if no one else would but i would be very cautious about how i help and to what degree this is the world that feminism made unfortunately for the ladies out their.
While the laws are typically in your favour, it doesn't actually stop you from being sued in the first place nor does it guarantee the costs are going to reimbursed, meaning you are quite likely going to cop an expensive legal bill if you do get accused of sexual harassment.
>>542450545Interesting so CPR is just a pysop for the organ market?
>>542450563>chokeAre you retarded? You don't apply CPR to someone choking
>>542450190>Sorry goy, that law doesn’t apply when a woman is upset, just like your pre-nup contractt. The Honorable Judge Moshe Shekelstein
>>542450445I might stomp on the bitches' belly and heimlich maneuver that shit if she gives consent to be called a good samaritanthe fact less of those people need to be around is EVIDENT >>542450503this who did you vote for? what narrative are you shilling DAILY? ongoing. not save you like in batman or other comics where the hero doesnt kill the bad guys srs real life businessthe rich man and lazarus parable shit posting is the same thing, be asian and don't stop the train gropers
>>542450196Anon makes a good point (remember the women in the woods meme, who would rather encounter a Bear then a Man) But I would still try and save a life because i'm a somewhat good human being
>>542450440that is such fucking bullshit I don't care how poor the third world is Tex Ass just keeps getting tougher
>>542450374>double file sizehurr durr
>>542450212>and blow into their nose>You don't have to literally kiss them.Eskimo kiss though innit
>>542449553>get accused of being an incel chud hitlermaxxer upon resuscitation Family? Friends? Sure. Some unknown foid? lmao
Im not giving anybody CPR
>>542450545I mean they are a woman so they don't use that anyways.
>>542449553If you're female and need CPR you're fucked. I'm not helping you. Last thing I need is some bitch Karen accusing me of anything. If your male you have a 50/50 chance I'll save you. Depends if you're a trump supporter.
>>542450477Get a woman to do a shitty job pressing on the chest to keep the heart beating instruct her in a martial arts crash course guarantee you get sued for all your money and in the news over Lesbian kiss and told a woman what to do you might as well insult people openly in public at this point shutting up, like youre told and bowing keeping your head down is not good enough since before i was in high school
>>542449553>>542450136I don't need to. My penõr will revive them.
>>542449553People aren't hesitant because she's a woman, people are hesitant of getting sued if anything goes awry.
>>542450891yeah i mean i think the days of caring about your fellow man are gone i just can't take the risk dealing with you, i love women but i won't pretend like the culture war and the gender war, and the political shit hasn't changed me because it has i keep people at a distance and im reluctant to help those i don't know personally and even then.
>>542449553>save a hoeWhy?
>>542450524I'm just not in the room during batman 3 nor do I talk about it you post here? unbelievable, buddy reddit is that way bad things happen around idiots who have it coming. I will straight up ask you " why are you engaging with me " if you stop me in the street to start a stupid conversation about jesus, much less you having a problem with me fucking indio
>>542450190Good Samaritan laws are part of tort law and exist to protect people from being sued in civil courts for providing aid in the event the person dies or is otherwise impaired but the aid was performed sufficiently well.It doesn't protect from accusations of sexual assault which is covered under criminal laws.
what if i just touch the boobs and dont give cpr
>>542450948Look, basically, I'm just not gonna give you it (cpr!!) I'm sorry!!! I know... UGH I know...
>>542450917times have changed and people have bills to pay i get it a lawsuit is quick money and with social media its easy to paint people in a light that makes you look victimized, i keep people are further than arms length now and go through a rigorous vetting process, no one gets to know me that i can't know for certain has my best interests at heart, if you aren't family or a friend i've known for a long time their is a 0 percent chance you will get into my circle people are vindictive and spiteful and i just can't have the trouble you're likely to bring to my life, im sorry life has turned out this way but strong communities with helpful samaritans are gone.
>>542449639>>542449553Cunt Punch what does the R stand for?Reallyhard?
No (I don't know how, and by the time I looked it up she'd be dead)
>>542449553I don’t need to; I only leave the house for work and we have ADF kits
>>542450545nice bullshit, they dont teach that anymore but if I as cool with my daughter breathing into the "car motor battery" and starting the heart is old school you are not going to tell me shit about cardio pulmonary resuscitation fancy name for breathing and blood flow system even if all I show for is a gym trainer certificate, fucking idiot you run, blood flows. same with masturbation Free Larry
>>542449553I only know how to perform CCR
>>542449748are you Asian? this is America
>>542450722bitches be pregnant and shit too so don't forget everything if the judge is white and reasonable black judge best i can do
>>542449553I wouldn't administer any help to any stranger. Too easy to be sued these days.
>>542451103you're joking but im totally serious, even if i wanted to help and cared about someone in need, i just can't have the trouble you're going to bring to my life and the liklihood is you are financially vested and will look for anyway you can to step over me to get ahead, if you needed help i'd be the first to call a first responder but the chances of me personally helping you are almost non-existent i will just look away or yell for help but i won't personally lift a finger you aren't worth the risk.
>>542451151you know what the R stands for
>>542450891there needs to be a heros law where a rescued bitch gives my dick CPR social contract what has the world come to?
>>542449553I world tongue her anus to give her one last good feeling as she passed from this vale o tearsSend her off with a little something to remember Earth by. (-_-)
>>542451287In not joking I'm not giving anyone cpr and I'm certified
>>542451342i am also certified.
>>542449553There are no laws protecting men. Men are second class citizens. Men are slaves to women. A slave doesn't care if the master is dying.
>>542449553What country is she from?
>>542449553Correct way to give women CPR
>>542449553Nope even if I could I wouldn’t rofl
>>542450202Why do you type like a schizo?
>>542449553>on how to handle breasts in an emergencyI don't even know how to handle them when everything is fine.
>>542449553I went to a grocery store once and heard this awful sound. When I checked it out this woman was choking to death on the floor. I'd never done the Heimlich Maneuver but I picked this fat bitch off the ground and ragdolled her til, I shit you not, half of a fucking BK whopper was dislodged and she survived. Turns out she owned the store and I got free groceries every time I went there and she was working
>>542449553Small tits save livesUnless ger boobies are so big they sag to the sides
Yeah I would you get to break a woman's ribs don't you want to know what that feels like
>>542449553Not saying this hasn't happened before, or doesn't happen, or people haven't been hesitant especially in such a high pressure situation, but it's a fact that post menopause women (older, who are more likely to have cardiac events in the first place) are way more likely to have cardiac events. It IS just 28% difference between men and women not surviving. "Until hospital discharge" is a bit of a give away.Still, yes, and it's likely it's young men who would be more hesitant in this medical emergency situation due to the things they experienced, and were taught and told growing up. The good news is that the percentage of people who have been given CPR before their arrival to the hospital has been increasing year after year for a long time.
>>542449553I wouldn't give any stranger CPR nowadays. Low trust society makes it too much of a risk.
>>542449553People think women will complain because they know women are cunts
>>542450202>>542450327
>>542449553after reading that you can still be accused afterwards, it depends on the woman and if there are cameras. women give zero fucks about the law, they can still ruin your life in other ways
>>542450327GROUNZ
>>542449553It's true, this is why I use the safe, old-fashioned method of resuscitation on collapsed females.
>>542452326Cameras can fuck you over if you accidentally touch a tit. Women are retarded because only hags need CPR anyway
>>542451742what is going on in this thread?
>>542450374"Were you trained in handling breasts in an emergency?">Ma'am this is a breast handing emergency, open you blouse right now, I've trained for this.
>>542449553That's a no from me. A huge, fat no.
>>542449553how do i know her lips were not around some herpes cock ?u give her cpr and next day herpes yeah no thank you, i am not paid to be a medic
>>542449748That is the point of Samaritan law retard. Unless you are absolute retarded giga nigger and start groping breasts and removing bra altogether.
>>542451594Kek
>>542449553>cunts making """allegations""" against everyone is leading to their deathsB A S E D
>>542450136>just woke up to clown worldlol.lmao even. Logic and reason died a decade ago
>>542453398bras for non flat chicks have metal in them. you can't shock their heart when they wear a metal wire bra
>>542453936??????? what metal ? i thought its like shirt or somethingso what u are saying is bra is like a metal plate and u must take it down ?
>>542453398It's too risky. Sorry. I'm just going to stay tonguing the anus to be safe.
>>542454142Pro tip: everything a woman puts on makes her fake. Even her smile
>>542449553No.
Girls can do ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!You will TOLERATE diversity.You will ACCEPT difference.Women can do anything they like.Diversity is detestable but you will not complain.Being surrounded by foreigners is something you must be resigned to.
Yes. I'd do it either way, but it's also literally a crime in Germany to not do it.>§ 323c StGB Unterlassene Hilfeleistung
>>542452564Larping
>>542449553>Would you give a woman CPR?And get fined for sexual assault the moment she regains consciousness? Hell no!
>>542449946They don't teach mouth-to-mouth anymore, just compressions.
>>542450190>>542450525No, faglords. Thise laws do not protect you from "sexual" "assault" claims. Stupid faggots. Dumb faggot retards.
>>542449553I'm not brown, Jewish, or a migger, so yeah I'd perform CPR on a female.
>>542450212No, the current meta is to not do mouth to mouth at all. As Vinnie Jones said, "you only kiss your missus on the lips"
>>542449808You totally missed the part about good Samaritan laws. That's okay though. I'll save the bitch and get pussy later. You can watch while I give her lifesaving measures and fuck her raw afterwards.
Isn't CPR very violent? As in "if you hear the ribs crack you're doing it right" violent. These days they even advice against trying to blow the person like a balloon, just keep pumping.I don't think something so brutal could be misconstrued as "harassment". It's not like you're trying to resucitate her by fingering her.
>>542455942Forceful would be a more appropriate word but yes, compressions are supposed to be hard. Instructors will tell you to lean over the person so you can use more of your body weight for the compressions and never worry about accidentally cracking or breaking a rib, those are way easier to survive than a lack of oxygen.
lot of retards here, their dead is why you do CPR anyway, no one will give a shit if you do it poorly.>>542450681it sometimes works, mostly when you use an AED and or epinepherine quickly and they have been getting CPR which is why the protocols exist.
>>542451160push on the center of their chest hard about 100/min is the important part
>>542449553no, she has a boyfriend
>>542449553Just let the die in peace and walk away
>>542449553Quite sure there were several cases of a man getting sued by a woman whose life he saved.If i see a woman dying i will call her an ambulance and continue what i was doing before.
>>542454412I don't get it. Why do boobs need wire?
>>542449553only to my gf. any other foid, i would GLADLY let die.
Why aren't AEDs more prolific? I mean yeah they are in large office buildings and in schools but shouldn't there be one in every home? Also should AEDs really cost almost two thousand dollars? It's a computer controlled taser with sticky pads it should be a couple hundred max and common in every home.
>>542449553That bitch deadNot my problem
>>542450136>legal troubleTrouble doesn't have to be legal to be trouble
>>5424495531. I don't know CPR2. women scare me3. she'll sue me for sexual assault
>>542451750But if she has big boobs that are really close together? Are you supposed to do cpr through all that fat? Would it even do anything?
>>542456451booby traps
>>542453936this mexican nigga never held a bra kek
>>542450875*anWhy are zoomers all illiterate?
>>542450136It's good samaritan laws.
>>542456476With that price tag it almost certainly isn't worth it, considering it only helps with one rare specific scenario and in order for it to work you also need at least one other reasonably old, level headed person around to operate it.
>>542450136It's not just about legal trouble, but public persecution hysteria trouble.
>>542449553drydick thread
>>542456706Sorry I worded my post poorly. I should have started with the price issue first since that is the foundation of my complaint. AEDs should cost a couple hundred dollars and at that price it makes sense to have one in each home.
>>542450212No, it's to never do any breathing assist, you simply rely on the chest compression to circulate air. They're not running a marathon, they're just lying on the ground after all.
>>542454932Who is "they"?
All women go to hell.
>>542456836Even then I'm not sure if it would be worth it. AFAIK the battery lasts around a decade so if it were a few hundred bucks that'd only be $30-50 a year to have one, but if my understanding on the American working class is accurate then I'd say that the money would be better spent elsewhere (implying they'd spend it on anything worthwhile) and that a lot of people probably wouldn't even have the state of mind to use these things correctly, even if they are DEAD SIMPLE to use. Heart fibrillation primarily affects old people and if it did affect people so poor that the price tag is an issue chances are they'd just freak out and at best call 911.
>>542457024I guess you're right about working class but not even our super wealthy boomers have AEDs.
