If I step on American land, what should I do first?
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>>542454382Take HRT and start bouncing on BWC
eat hamburger
>>542454382Leave. This place Is a prison
>>542454382Get a shotgun.
>>542454382you live on american land, my yellow friend
Leave
>>542454382find my tiny penis and suckle it unto it becomes a strong mature worldy and vibrant kaiju cock. then sit on that motherfucker and bounce a while. i will sing you the song of my people.
>>542454382You must live as an American. Expect to gain a few around the mid section.
>>542454382360 and moonwalk.
>>542454422He said US not Germany. There is no Baden Württembergische Cock for him to take in a sea full of niggers
>>542454382Join the Moony cult
>>542454382Find a mexican and call the ice on his ass shoot a nigger and call a muslim a jew.
>>542454382Turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>542454382Depends where in the country. Our shithole is big. Maybe order a pizza and a hamburger anywhere. Go on a road trip.
>>542454493>>542454541You would be facing the same way...
>>542454382>If I step on American land, what should I do first?Get out of the fucking way!
>>542454382Mog white woman.
>>542454382America is huge and everywhere is differentyou have to be more specific
>>542454603welcome to 4chan, newfagyou will be here forever
>>542454831Dumb nigger fell for my bait topkek
>>542454425This.As a frequent visitor, if your first order of business in 'murica isn't enjoying a succulent american meal, then why are you even there.Word of advice though.If you use a knife and a fork to eat your burger, they will consider you weird and loudly comment on that.I recon using chopsticks to eat the burger will do the same, possible even louder.
>>542454382I recognize that art style!
>>542454382>If I step on American land, what should I do first?Book a room in one of their favelas.
Climb up onto a rooftop and become the fabled Rooftop Korean you always heard about.
>>542454382One of the nicer fast food joints
Go to anywhere white. The black/hispanic places are dumps and I don't think you'd like Asian-Americans. I like Asia born Asians a lot more. I'd say you want to prioritize nature and socializing with as many people as possible, that's what we do best. People are so friendly here. Make sure your spoken English is good. If you want an authentic experience then go to somewhere like West Virginia. Great to visit, sadly not great to live in. Skip the cities, Asian cities are worlds above ours.
>>542454382Go right back where you came from, faggot. We're full.
>>542454382Go back faggot ass tranny >>>/a/
>>542455295Erm, excuse me Swedie?/a/ is not a containment board.
>>542454382This gif made me sad. fuck you op
>>542457214Same. Poor anime girl.
>>542457214>>542457331think of that gif when you want to be mean to your mother
>>542454382>If I step on American land, what should I do first?1. wait till u get hungrybeing hungry is essential to being an american, it applies both to psychopathic real estate agents and fat housewives2. get borger3. eat borger
