And a free pony and one single cut of mysterious meat that is definitely not from a small child
Awww yeah gonna lube up my mobility scooter, put american flags on it and ride all the way down to my local voting booth.
>>542462455Funny how "retard maxing" is meming at the moment
>>542462455Omg i <3 this meme :)
>>542462455You will absolutely not get a check. The price of gas will go up by $3, and then Trump will say you got 5k already when it drops down $2 dollars
>>542462455You will get $5000 of your own taxes if you let an orange jew steal another $100.000 from you
>>542462455>>542462536These british mi6 glowing agents are pretty desperate. You lost, mi6 trannies. We are flushing your mi6 and Soros agents out of US gov. Post more funny threads to cope with that.
>>542462735Lots of coping and seething .
Best part is trump is immune from prosecution because of the recent supreme court ruling that presidents are above the law.But if anyone takes the check. They aren't
>>542463086Trump hasn't followed through on shit. Just more gaslighting. He failed us. Face it.
>>542462683>tranny meltyYou lost. Trump won. I'm getting my 5k check.
>>542462455>unanimous voting>you get 5k for voting me>how do you know who voted for you?>indeed
>>542463285He didn't fail. He did exactly what he was suppose to do. You are just stupid.
>>542462683We already got 3 stimulus checks a 4th one isnt unrealistic
>>542463247>one to two years for trying to buy out voters to get 4 years of presidency>and bit of wristslapping fineDo you get banned from having any goverment related job as an ex-convict in america? Otherwise this shit is literally nothing.
>>542462455kek i love when people make fun of trump voters and depict them as a humanlike (but not human) creature that doesn't exist. What an own>look at how ugly I think you arethere's no such caricature necessary for leftyniggers. we can just use your profile pictures, unedited
>>542462455Wasn't this Yang's platform?
The only way he could lean into gameshow host president more is by livestreaming his reviews of the white house chef's meals.
>>542462455I already spent my 5k knowing Trump will keep his promise.
>>542462455is this before or after the doge check and tariff check?
look at all these MAGA faces
>>542462455
>>542462455here you will need this later
5 bands and MAGA? It's a win-win!
>>542463632That image cuts both ways.But yeah Trump is fucking up. Whether he couldn't or wouldn't turn things around for USA.The debt, the tariffs, messing with Iran over non-existent weapons of mass destruction.The only thing more retarded than voting for Trump would be voting for Kamala who also was pushing for Iran a as a threat to humanity + the full anti-white agenda.
It will be known as a B.A.S.E.D. paymentBidenAdministrationSurvivalExpenseDividend
>>542464096
Hey 4chanbot, is this true?
>>542462455I got $5000 extra this month just for helping in the development of a new surgical procedure for pediatric cardiac tamponade that saved a 10 year old's life after a traumatic MVA. Don't try to bribe me.
>>542466723That's not the average person, however.
Will americans get it after the DOGE check or after the Tariff check?
>>542463632I'd watch that, and watch him reacting to the gorilla channel or whatever stupid shit he gets up to. I bet he has his best retarded ideas after watching the gorilla channel.
>>542466937Tariff checks cancelled because muh unconstitutionality
yeah I’m gonna need that $5000 before I even think about voting in fact the price just jumped up to $50000 or I’m voting Democrat
>>542466937Trump never promised either of them.
>>542467006Nobody gonna pay you 50 bands for anything, NEETie.
>>542463086When will you flush bessent?
Better spend it quickly lmao
>>542467071kill yourself boomer
>>542462455If everybody gets 5000 dollars, then nobody gets 5000 dollars, ya feel me?
>>542467130Not a boomer. Wish I was. I'd actually be able to use my social security but that aint gonna be there when I get old. Order up.
>>542467071>NEETieNigger, you're a goyslug working at wall-shart. If you don't make at least $70k net anywhere in the country, you would be better off to just claim disability and defraud the system.
>>542467210I haven't worked at walmart since last October. Cant claim disability because it doesn't cover my monthly expenses and I don't look the part. It would take a decade+ and tens of thousands of dollars of specialists and lawyer fees. $70k? I am looking to clear that post-tax.
>>542462683Jealous, are we?
>>542463424It was created by a guy on the right, who's tired of migger retards.>n-nobody on MY SIDE would ever think I'm cringe and gay for supporting an incontinent obese pedo!!!!
>>542466827Your average person can add a step to a solution in any problem if they try. I just have an Associate's Degree. Most of 4chan has a Bachelor's in Gender Studies or Mechanical or Computer Engineering.
>>542467265>>542467265>>542467265$153 BILLION TO BLACKS
>>542466827This guy right here will fall for it. Bet he already has.
>>542462455Leftists should offer me $5001 but I still won't voot
>>542464096No sorry, Trump is the only retard that would start shit with Iran.Literally zero signs of Kamala doing this, during the Biden era.You're just coping so you can pretend you're not a retard too.
>>542462455lol, still waiting on my DOGE check and the “tariff refunds” we were told were coming a long time ago.This fat retard has to resort to lying to you again to get your vote. His presidency will go down a complete garbage, all because he decided to make Israel great instead of the USA.I’d put money on Trump having converted to Judaism long ago. No other reason he won’t put his hand on the bible, won’t say he’s going to heaven, and how he sucks off Israel every time. Fuck Jews.
>>542462455The best part is you don't even have to vote for him. Everyone gets a check after be wins, even people who vote against him or don't vote at all
>>542467391I just got my GED like 4 years ago. >>542467441Fall for what? Its 5 bands.
>>542467056> Trump never promised either of them.
SAVE US PRESIDENT TRUMP
>>542463367>MIGA
>>542462455This was not aimed at Trump supporters. They will vote anyway. This was aimed at the people that won't vote or those who are easily convinced to vote GOP. So that vast majority of minorities will vote GOP for the lump sum.
>>542468064>This was not aimed at Trump supportersIts a great talking point to the niggers in the ghetto which I will be knocking on doors next month>"ayo whats good lil'man? You know that nigga Trump be giving away 5 bands if his homies win? Get your squad and get to the polls November 5th!".
