is he really going to give us $5000, bros?
I've voting Republican for the $5000.
>>542471474I just ate an avocado the size of my foot. It cost about 40c in local currency
>>542471767>>542471474lmaolike he has ever delivered a promise. he's going go extract $5000 from you. MAGA tards will Fall for it again
>>542471767Did you get your DOGE check yet?
Is there any way to get orange lad to give us half now ($2500) and the other half after the election?
>>542471474Andrew Yang offered moreYou had your chance
>>542471767me too.. it's better than the $0 the Dumocrats are offering.
>>542471474Would you settle for another "fell for it again" award?
>>542471474It'll be a walmart gift certificate
>>542472315Consider it a sign on bonus for upcoming
>>542471474Of course notHe already owes you $7k he hasn't given you
>>542471474>is he really going to give us $5000, bros?It'll be in Trump coins, but yes
Trump could start handing out proper splodges of wonga if he really wanted to monetize your debnts and set you free. It would take $100k every quarter for a couple of years. That would reset the monopoly board so young people could play
>>542471474is avocado actually good? i never had any
why doesn't he just give you 500 now as a show of good faith? it would work too
>>542471474You bet, just like he got us the wall and mass deportations and no new wars and a return to domestic industry and
>>542471474I have a century old 5 billion Reichsmark coupon issued by my hometown.
>>542471474Did he before?Also since its gonna be from Tariffs you would just be paying yourself since you pay the tariffs no matter what Grump pretends.
>>542471474Erich "TRUMP" Honecker, leader of the Amerikanisch Demokratische Republik (ADR)Volksstimulanz-Check 5000 Dollar
>>542473851It's tasteless, but good for your health
>>542472039We got 3 stimulus checks already a 4th one isnt far-fetched
>>542471474FACT #1: It is illegal to pay people to vote. Both acts of giving or receiving this money would be a crime.FACT #2: It is NOT A CRIME for POTUS to lie to the American people.Make of these facts what you will. That is all.
>>542471474>foidslop
>>542471474Yes, but the funds won't be transferred directly to you. Instead, it will be allocated to a Trump™ Freedom Fund on your behalf. The Trump™ Freedom Fund will invest in Strategic™ assets that a panel of Experts™ have determined to be of greatest value* to America™©.*Value is calculated on the basis of contribution to Trump™ family-owned businesses, LLCs and holdings. Trump™ entities are not affiliated with the United States of America™©.
>>542471474Selling your vote is betraying your country.
>>542471767tsmt. Trump won me over with that line. i'm a one issue voter, whoever gives me money
>>542471474of course he will trump has never once lied about giving people money. are you enjoying your tax cuts and trump stimulus check? you're welcome
>>542471474>People who eat trash like this call your food slopAlso no trump is a professional liar.
>>542471474No.That's the simple trvth.
>>542473851Every have mashed potatoes without any seasoning or butter? Kinda tastes like that nothingness with the texture of butter maybe a hint of being a vegetable.
>>542471474>>542471767>is he really going to give us $5000, bros?What do you need $25 for?
>>542474231Biden also gave us a stimulus check retard The 5000$ will be a tax cut screencap this
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>>542471767I'll pay you $5001 if you vote anything else but Republican.Now what?
>>542474927George W Bush gave you $600.00 sometime between 9/11 and bootsing bagdad. That's the first mail in rebate I remember; well since Augustus and his 60 pieces of silver
>>542474172Trump's "Aber, aber ich liebe doch alle, ..., alle Menschen" moment will be glorious.
>>542475037>pay you $5001 if you vote anything elseGenuinely, when you take >>542474239 into consideration, this is the correct play. Literally EVERY politician should be making lies about paying people to vote more than the next guy. Lying is so normalized that it costs nothing to lie (lying use to have a cost) and you can always promise/lie to give MORE! If it becomes and endless bidding war, the sky is the limit to how much they can promise. Again, this all costs nothing for them personally, however society and the republic do pay the price eventually in the form of normalization and watnot, but Trump doesn't care about society or the republic.
avocados aren't expensive if you consider how nutritious they are. Typical price around here is $2 per avocado. They're full of good fats and vitamins. If you aren't already taking advantage of this, then you're retarded.
Avocados are pretty shit-tier nutritionally desu
>>542471474Why did a humble breakfast mindbreak boomers so badly?
>>542471474No
>>542471474why would even need another 5k when everything has become so much cheaper since he got into office. housing, utility bills, gas, groceries, computer parts, all of it has come down and bigly.
Im going to do buy 1 oz of gold with my money
>>542471474>five thousand increasingly worthless dollars
>5000Why are there so many broke niggers here?
>>542471474Lol, fuck no you idiot.
>>542475408Where you live at where you got 2$ avocados? Mexican border?
>>542476680Those are probably piddly little Hass avos. I pay a quarter of that for huge ones; a little watery though. I use memeflag so you don't know where and drive up the price with your stimmies. To give you a clue our single unit coins have heads on both sides
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