>>542473842Stock market.That's all I've got. I need to 4x. And I simultaneously need inflation to freeze. And I need all costs to remain flat for 40 more years, and for college costs for my kids to go down. And I'll be able to live a modest middle class life leaving something for my kids to inherit.
>>542473842this picture surely isn't photoshopped, i checked the pixelsi actually like my job and thinking of living off welfare like a nigger parasite fills me with dread
So would /pol/ rather work in an office? Fight Club taught me that was hell on earth!
>>542473842I work for myself.
>>542473948stock market pays about 3%/year in dividends, then you don't need to sell the stock, which will grow with inflation (might be a lag)Inflation happens when the debt increases the money supply, and that happens when normies vote for free money e.g. Trump+Biden Covid bucks, Doge bucks, Vote for me $5k bucks. Normies are dumb fucks and always going to vote for money. anyway, for 3% to be, e.g. $100k/year you need $3.3 Million in stocks. Good luck with that.
>>542473982And, in your mind if someone isn't the kikes employim then they have to be on welfare, huh? The thought of doing something productive yourself without a bossman telling you to do it doesn't even register in your brain?
>>542473842i did a bunch of drugs until it triggered my schizophrenia, now i get schizobucks, it ain't a lot but it's doable
>>542473948That’ll take too long
I went to college, got a non-meme degree, have a respectable white collar office job, and I still get an hourly wage. There is no escape.
>>542474334>jooos joos jooooosmy employers last name ends with a -nen
>>542473842I already did. I'm on survivor's benefits lmao
>>542474357How much do you receive monthly?
>>542473842
>>542474576about 1100. my apartment is subsidized and i only pay about 450 for rent. the rest just goes to food/drugs/alcohol/needs/wants whatever, most of its gone by the end of the month
>>542473842I plan on making a million dollars and then retiring to work at McDonald's for fun until I die choking on a Whopper with cheese and bacon
>>542474661This is what I get monthly. I need to get me a subsidized apartment though, I was paying $1000 a month for just one room in this nice ass house last year. Wasn't worth it though, fucking AC wasn't even working then.
>>542474743yea i also get free healthcare which is tremendous because I go to a lot of appointments1000 is way to much, look at your cities resources, they usually have a bunch of subsidized apartments you qualify for, they only take a % of your benefits.
Lmao, i'm legitimately retarded. hold on
>>542473842Laid off after working 10 years, replaced with an h1b.Taking classes while I work my minimum wage dead end desk job. I learned a lot already and feel way more confident than the last time I really job hunted.
>>542473842Simple, just pursue productive venuesif you have a brain, acquire industrial know-how, fabricate a product or provide a serviceif you're like most of us, invest in what people with brains do -----> usually that means ETFs which is diversified within reason. Buy Tesla Stocks
>>542473842High salary job and then It's mosty risky stocks. If you're up for it then illegal stuff.
>>542474857me too, look>>542474743I'm dual enrolled. I don't pay dick for any of my medical stuff at all. Plus they prescribed me some GLP-1 so I've dropped a fuck ton of weight. And yeah, I need to look into it sooner rather than later. Need to get another place. Even if I get a 2 bedroom, I can rent the other room to a slut.
>>542473842probably going back to school when i settle on a good degree.maybe finish electrical engineering that i started and never finished because i was too irresponsible as an early 20s guy to get through higher calculus classes.
>>542473842Terminal illness and suicide by neglect.
>>542473842Theft, pillage, rape and murder
use agi to rapidly develop products to undercut established companies operating on high margins in the b2b sector
>>542475035Target the brownoids and the traitors. I will too.
>>542474975School is out of the question for me. I don’t even remember how to do algebra and I’d have to get my GED before I could start a plumbing or electrician apprenticeship.
>>542473842>having to work for money is slaveryLmao, lol
>>542473842mid-30's, live in mothers basementsaved up 500K from waging and paying no renthave no partner and no childreni could quit everything now and try to live off of 1.5K per month for the rest of my lifebut instead i'll just keep working and hope for this >>542473948
>>542473842I currently am torn between trying and being a penny pinching kike or giving up and becoming an obese neet like some of the posters in this thread.I lived the neet life for 6 years but got bored and got a job. Exceled in it and 2.5x my initial salary in 3 years. But I did suffer from some lifestyle creep. Went from a $300 month apartment in 2022 to $1100 month now. Food is the same but lost gibs. Healthcare at this company is cheap but I also don't have health issues so it is $20/month with 3.5k maximum out of pocket for the year but like I said I don't have any health issues. All excess money after utilities, rent, food, $200ish for fun go to investments.I maxed my company 401k match, maxed roth ira yearly contribution and now am increasing my 401k to get to yearly maximum contribution on a 71k salary. So half my income is going to investments that I cannot touch until I am old. But I also plan to marry my gf soon and start a family. So if I do pull the trigger on that I am locking myself in until retirement. I will have a comfortable retirement even if social security is gone.I won't be able to escape being a wageslave on this path but my kids at least will have an inheritance which is more than the debt I had to take on to settle my parent's estate after they died. So I can pass on an escape or at least less of a burden of wageslavery to my children by giving them money and teaching them how not to be a retard. That is my sole ray of light in this world and if they all turn out to be shitheads I will just take an early penalty withdraw on all of my investments and die after I have spent it all.
>>542474230I don't intend to live solely off dividends. I'm hoping I reach the point where I can do a 4% disbursement too.I'm in the grind phase where I just get as much money into the market as possible.This last few years, I've seen 15% to 25% returns for about 5y straight.I think it's pushed the average annual return to about 10%. Which one can live off of if they've paid their mortgage off and continue to invest excess returns back into the market.There's a point where the compounding increases dramatically compared to your cost of living.
>>542473948It kills me inside that the stocks i bought in the past mooned 10x or more...and i invested close to nothing into them. Even though i had free money available.The fact that i could have been out of this fucking rat race is killing me inside.
>>542474230What 3% dividend stocks do you recommend?By the way, European retail investors don't have access to much of the American market. I'm legally barred from buying NOBL, for example. This ban also applies to non-EU countries such as Switzerland.
>>542473842Disability chexk and food stamps. Thankfully, I achieved both.
>>542474461>no-no I suck this type of boss dickLmfao, complete retardation.
The image made me think about something. Macdonald's sells 6.48 millions hamburger every day, and the size of a hamburger is 240g (like a big mac). That's 155.52 tons of hamburgers everyday. That's a lot.
I wanna launch my own country in the borderlands of Austria-Hungary
>>542475626Call it Bordurie like in Tintin.
>>542475512Same, brother. If I'd only gone all-in on a couple stocks, I'd be done. Instead I'm stuck doing this forever. Hopefully just to retire at 67 and leave enough for my kids to have a leg-up in this world.
>>542473842After the mortgage and a few bullshit utility bills I try not to touch my salary. I’ve worked out that my daily food and booze bill is about £25 so I try and make that daily by flogging shit on eBay and Vinted. I’m saving about £1600 a month which is split between stocks (government gilt companies only), PMs and cash in the wardrobe for emergencies. I’ve found being frugal is quite achievable and you can have a decent standard of living, fuel prices are the biggest kick in the teeth for me.
>>542473842I've never had a job. I live with my mom and invest in stocks.
>>542475622how many cows we eatin every day at donalds
>>542475761That's an interesting question. Must be a hell lot.
>>542473842I'm going to make it in show business, im gonna be a star
>>542474357>>542474661I was diagnosed in the US. I get around $1939 and that’s supposed to be the work clearance allowance. The actual disability I’ll soon receive $3,567I am SO FUCKING GRATEFUL I was too sick to know I was schizo and just fled to my grandmas
>>542475878>This summer Chud Speedman stars in "It's Over II: This time it's really over" in a theater near you.Be sure to come back and see us when you're famous, star anon.
>>542473842keep a 1 mil retirement account and own enough rental real estate to cover expenses.
>>542475647yeah, more like making it into an international tax kikery zone like lichtenstein or ireland to make it economically viable
>>542476175in the meantime i don't mind my job, i work 4 days a week and get about 28 PTO days and make about 280k a year. just need to do this for another 10 years and I'm good.
Fire, fire washes flesh from the bone and sin off of the soul, cleans away the dirt. And this worlds lookin mighty dirty to me.
>>542475808>Roughly 2,500–4,000 average finished beef steers per day (central estimate around 3,000), using realistic yields of meat suitable for grinding into burger patties.That’s from Grok using the figures you gave. No idea if it’s accurate.
>>542476371Wtf job pays that?
>>542473948> all costs to remain flat for 40 more yearsbro
>>542476371>>542476869what job is dis
>>542473948Or get a job and youll be icy without needing of many of this
>>542476869>>542476965Hes larping no one earns that especially not here
>>542475564Norwegian oil and shipping have fat dividends. I'd say they're a bit overpriced now though.Insurance/reinsurance companies are doing pretty well. XACT Nordic High Dividend Low Volatilit ETF is currently at 4,2% Gold miners and royalty companies will do well when gold prices goes up. Do some research and wait for a market correction.
>>542473842Kek.
>>542473842Honestly, most will notHopefully the economy gets better in the next 5 years >>542473948I guess this is better than gambling. Only slightly
>>542473842vibecoded a business (well a program that does a bunch of the work for me). Pulled in 6k last month and 3k so far this month. I would definitely be able to make more, but I'm lazy and dont like leaving the house and I have to leave the house to pick stuff up and send them off. I want to hire people to do that for me, but i dont know how to hire people cheep and not get fucked over
>>542476371>>542476869>>542476965medicine, high-end lawyer, corporate finance, airline pilots, pre-COVID silicon valley software engineershttps://www.careeronestop.org/Toolkit/Wages/highest-paying-careers.aspx
>>542473842Homelessness
>>542477188I haven't seen a Bingerpost in a good few years now.
>>542473842Indi Video game development My idea will make me millions
>>542474041only women get those jobs now. The only job for men is fighting israeli wars in the meat grinder
Ive had some shitty jobs and I've even spent 2.5 years in jail, but right now at age 36:>easy IT networking job>boss in another country only wants to talk to me for 10 mins a week>as long as everything works nobody cares what I do>2 days wfh where i do personal stuff or game>huge office with only 2 other people that sit 10-15 feet away and can't see my screens>employer pays 10% into pensionI'll probably be here forever
>>542474041It’s heaven on earth
>>542474230Welfare is not nearly as inflationary as wars that haunt global trade you absolute fucking moron
>>542477271Don't hire at this stage. You need to be pulling at triple double your comfortable living to hire. Unless hiring will immediately expand your operation and comes with its own guaranteed revenue stream.
>>542477188It was a bold move to execute a juror to demonstrate how lethal an AR-15 is.
>>542477502Let me guess, a retro platformer with pixel art?
>>542477502Are you the guy who’s making Bodycam? Why is your flag not French?
>>542477569>2.5 years in jailDid you kill someone or send a racist tweet?
>>542475761>>542475808You two disappoint me>Average meat steer = 1,200 pounds >155.5 x 2,000 = 311,000>311,000 / 1,200 = 259.1666>260 cows daily >"hurrrrr I asked Grok to do simple math for me"Do better. You have one life, improve yourself.
>>542474041Grass is always greener.
By not being one. You can still work a wagie job and not be a slave. I clock out right when my shift ends and I don't do any extra work for free. Whatever my job is I just do it and that's it. I don't treat my managers like friends of bros. I hold them accountable for their actions and will go over their heads if needed.It's really simple, pretend to be the people pleaser they want to hire and then don't be it.
>>542474825$1500 a week on this. I have 4 months left. Either I hit or my life is done.
by stopping to want and need , you ascend and stop careing about this material and wealth bullshit.
>>542473842God help me I'm looking to get a basic wage job to cover my bills while I go back to school again briefly.
>>542473842Lmao is that BINGER?
>>542477920Gbh sec.18, got 5 years served 2.5, was in open prison after 6 month, in the last year was working a min wage job 5 days a week and visit home for a few days every month, lmfao
>>542473842Just quit.
>>542473982I live in fear of my aunt dying because I'm first on my cousins list to replace her as his parasitic host. Really need to get my shit moved to storage and out on the road making a couple years of trucking money before that happens.
>>542479170I can’t. I have a car payment and rent.
>>542479217Not if you quit those too
>>542479185>I'm first on my cousins list to replace her as his parasitic host.If you allow yourself to be in that position you're retarded. Don't let useless cunts guilt trip you into anything just because you happen to be family
>>542476432Still looking into it (but I fell into the cattle feed rabbit hole), but it seems it is an appropriate estimation.
>>542473948This is the only way. There is no alternative.Even a high paying job STILL requires you to interact with the stock market with 401ks if you want any hope to stop working.
>>542478835260 cows to make 6.5 millions hamburgers a day ? Are you retarded ?
>>542475564dow inc has a ~4.5% dividend. dividends are subject to cuts or pauses when the economy is rough, dow halved their dividend last year because it was a major drag on their balance sheet
Probably rent out my parents home along side my in-laws when they die.
>>542473842I make $165k a year. I went to college and did not fall for the tradie meme.I have no debt and do not finance anything ever. I cook at home. My homemade meals run about $1.14 - $2.24. I rent. I rent in a place many scared pussy entitled faggots "just ugh could never." I did not fall for the mortgage usury jew. I do not pay the parking fees at my place of employment. I do not "go shopping." I never ever wear conspicuously branded logos. I do not ever make a purchase to impress anyone or attract sexual partners. I am a 40 year old millionaire.
>>542473842Studying hard and getting a good education so I don't wind up working icky manual labor jobs for dumb muscle, I will use the ten grand in inheritance money to pay for tuition.
>>542473842Criminal enterprises.
>>542479596Okay sorry nigger let me redo the math more realistically.>Average meat steer usable hamburger meat = 400 pounds>155.5 x 2,000 = 311,000>311,000 / 400 = 777.5>778 cows daily>"hurrrrr I asked Grok to do simple math for me"Do better. You have one life, improve yourself.If 6.5 million burgers is equal to 155.5 tons then yes.
>>542479718I also have not been "doing this for 40 years" for some of you faggot brainlet types. I did not do this as a child, no. I didn't even live this way in my early to mid 20s. I admit a big boost did come from calling the covid market downturn top and bottom to the exact day, which was painfully fucking obvious if you watched what happened in other nations and actually paid attention to the msm (oh no scary) was saying when they told everyone we would shut down the nation "this weekend." I'll retire a multimillionaire mamy times over, if I choose to continue working. If I choose. I get to choose. It's literally this easy. Hope this was a good read from your financed phone or fagwatch.
>>542473842anyways the best way from my experience is to join an early stage pre IPO startup and hope for the best. i know a few guys that rode their startups to 10 million in a few years. basically the professional equivalent of gambling on shitcoins
>>542477188What is ol flufferboy up to nowadays?
>>542473842AI content farming.
>>542473948Is stocks an American thing? I've never seen anyone's parents talk about "stocks".
>>542477822
>>542480001kind of. a few years back when every trade carried a fee it was more exclusive but now transaction fee free trading has opened the market to a lot of small retail investors. worst koreans like to gamble in their own stock market too
>>542473842my retirement plan involves a bottle of jamesons and a shotgun
>>542479822That's about 8355 hamburgers per cow. It checks (macdonalds probably has very thin steaks). Si with a single cow, you can feed an amerilard 3 hamburgers a day for 7.6 years.
>>542473842One goes through it, earning enough to save hopefully $40k-$100k over 10 years.Then you find cheap real estate in the Midwest with enough farming capacity that you can pay the taxes. You set up a pole barn, or if you don't have enough money, a trailer and shed. Make sure said shed has enough electric power from the pole to run a fridge unit, preferably walk-in.You then find a crop that's not corn or onions, and get as much farmer gibs as you can for it. Fruit trees are the best, because you can sell the fancy looking fruit as pieces, process the weird looking ones into jam or sauces, and the bruised ones can be fermented into drinks. There's shittons of farmer's markets everywhere.
>>542479822Oh, and I will call this 8355 mathematical constant the hamburger constant.
>>542480144
>>542474230> stock market pays about 3%/yearWhat a dumb poor fag
>>542479718smart man. i know many multimillionaires that dress like homeless people, surprisingly even the foids. wasting money on shit like new cars or clothes is how browns stay poor and in perpetual debt cycles
>>542475564SCHD here pays 3% quarterly and is insulated from ai (as best as you can be anyways)
Suicide actually. Thanks for asking.
>>542475512it's always 20/20 hindsight, who knew to throw 100k into sandisk last year
>>542473842I have a good paying job..... I just don't do any work.Checkmate, endgame.
>>542473982University is the biggest scam in modern society; unless you network during those years, you won't get a job.
>>542478943I admire your dedication
>>542473842All my plans failed.Long story short, you need to be popular, have a network, and be trusted Nktice I didn't say competent.I have 300k of retirement funds in micron and tsmc. hoping that keeps going up. I think it will.I have some rentals but they don't generate enough income to my personal rent.All my plans failed, OP.
>>542481663rental properties are a meme for boomers to find a new bagholder
>>542479718I save my money and only use it for emergencies; I freed myself from consumerism, the Jew.
>worked office job for a decade>last year i got transferred to a new team>not much work to be done on that team>we get a new boss this spring>this week he pulled me aside and told me he has to fire me because there is no work for me>okay fair, but i call my union for help to what rights i have>get invite to the firing meet friday afternoon>it says i can invite a spokesperson if i want, and i want to bring one from the union>but the meeting will be held monday morning, before i can even call the unionoh boy
>>542473842Skin juice for their meat.
>>542473842>Look at name tag>Doofus
>>542474041I rather work in a lab. No meetings all day no bullshit bosses just me the machines the vacuum pumps and data collection.
>>542480107thanks you
>>542473842Don't apply for jobs. It's that simple.>but what ifIt won't.
>>542474643this
>>542482147I'd say you're better off skipping the meeting than to go alone. Calling one without notice in business days was in bad faith
>>542475564>By the way, European retail investors don't have access to much of the American marketThat's not remotely true
I married and impregnated a Japanese qt with a wealthy and successful business parents (70+). They didn't ask for a prenup.Compared to just my wife, salary wise I still earn more than double hers, but I can't compare to her/parent's assets.
Move to a new city. Do lots of drugs. Watch lots of TV. Only drink black coffee. Wander aimlessly around the city. Talk to strangers. Try to stay awake for as long as possible. Eat at irregular times of day and always in amounts that make you feel bad. Have sex at all costs. Never go to a barber. Only own one set of clothes. Check the weather forecast multiple times a day. Always respectfully greet police officers,
>>542477271What kind of business?
I wouldn't mind going back to work to afford a well, but I'm a targeted individual dealing with electronic harassment and literally can't hold a job until I drink fucking boraxhttps://educate-yourself.org/cn/How-to-Stop-Electronic-Harassment-via-Nano-Fungal-Infection005jun17.shtml
>>542480001Western euros are very into those though. Lelgians, germoids especially.
Becamea a medfag and investing 90% of my money in real estate and stocks.Once I have 5k passive income per month (some time by 50), I'll be satisfied and can quit.
>>542483781I kind of want to buy stocks in AI but I don't have a ton of money or experience.
Why would i want to escape it
>>542473842Worst comes to worst I'll hobomax, but I'll probably take the inheritance and leave the US eventually for somewhere cheaper but if the USD completely collapses than that is out of the question.>>542475369It is slavery when it can't provide a basic living standard that other people had in all of civilization that weren't slaves/serfs hell even those groups had homes maybe shitty homes but still homes.
>>542473982I actually spent my precious neet time on reading that bullshitSomeone call me a faggot
Does that sperg have a younger jeet shift manager ffs? holy shitt. did the exact same job in high school. quit when I went to college
I got a VA disability rating that pays all of my rent, but I still have to work at a college doing security for $23 an hour. Things could be worse. I am getting paid to shit post of 4chan all day, when everyone leaves I'm going to try playing Doom on the browser here. Any recommendations? Might go on Newgrounds later. I'm doing 32 hours just today and tomorrow doing this job.
>>542484910you zogbots are as bad as niggers and farmers when it comes to gibs
>>542485597Jealous much? I got mine, and I'll probably get more too, God willing. Stop being such a bitch and get money.
