>>542482668I want to impregnate that woman if you understand what I'm getting at
>>542482668Name?
>>542482668Too old. Elder millennial boomer. Eat shit Zoomies ur gonna die for Pissrael.
>>542482990I don't, elaborate
I found out during covid that I have a crucial profession. So I'm not on the list.
>>542482668What theme park is this?
>>542482668I'm pretty sure I'll just go to war and get droned by a FPV tranny within the fortnight
>>542482668Shall not be infringed.
>>542482668Not the first time shes had fluid hit her face
>>542483715More specifically, shooting the first Jew (or, better, group of Jews) one sees immediately after word gets out they're drafting.
>>542483824They're already drafting you to genocide, by the way. They're just being more sneaky about it - but the effect is still the same.
>>542482668Im an addict
>>542483490LMFAODoctors and engineers were drafted for Vietnam and Korea.Whatever your job is, there wont be anyone left at home to service. It actually makes it worse because doctors and engineers will be safe behind the lines but you will be front row drone bait
>>542482990>>542483724What are you anons talking about?
>>542483995My job is paying out disability benefits. I'm sure the veterans want some.
>>542482668Im 52 and got a bum leg due to nerve damage making my muscles atrophy severely. So being midflr aged, getting a disability check and food stamps makes me obviously undraftable. Have fun fighting and dying for zog, zoomies.
>>542483224ching chong ling bing bong bow
Not dodging shit. Just gotta lie about my age to join.
>>542482668I’m an ex-tranny
>>542484184AI will do that for you
>>542483224Lingling Chau WongNo need to thank me
>>542482668By killing as many of the people who sign it as possible.
>>542484468My employer is afraid of using AI. Because we just had a scandal at the tax agency where they let automatic systems detect fraudsters. And it just declared people with foreign names as fraudsters without any evidence. Causing them to lose all kinds of benefits lol. Which was a pretty big political scandal.
>>542484310Your parents are going to have to sign for you anon. But you shouldn’t go. All your life is before you.
>>542484669Any foreign name getting benefits is fraud by definition, and also treason by your politicians. AI was correct in this case. It became a scandal because you haven’t hanged journalists enough.
>>542484669Six months later further investigation reveals 100% accuracy
>>542484669I'm pretty sure my job could have already been automated in the 90's if it weren't for the sheer incompetence of the place I work at. And every time a system gets updated or a new law passes it gets worse.
>>542484669Also>without any evidence Statistics is pretty good evidence. If you could (you can’t, because you haven’t hanged politicians enough) compile a list of the names of everyone who’s lied to get benifits, you’d get like 99% churka, 1% Dutch.
>>542482668Amazing how the water goes right down the hole!
>>542483724Yes, she has also taken showers before, I presume.
>>542482668Im too old.
>>542485055Golden showers
>>542482668I'm 35 with a disabled wife and a bad back I'll be fine
>>542482668Spinal injury that leaves me just disabled enough, paired with an essential job maintaining the power grid.
>>542484236Same I got undiagnosed spinal damage but I know it's there based fellow middle aged bro
>>542483324If Ukraine is any indication, childless middle aged men in menial jobs are the preferred conscription targets.
>>542483715This worked great suring Covid Tyranny. Did you get the vax?
>>542484438And I'm an ex incel and my Mrs is an ex everything Unless your a detransitioned ftm zipperfag idcHope you dodged the vax
>>542482668I am armed and I view dying resisting the jewish world hegemony a billion times more worthy death than fighting for it, and I also don't have anything to lose anymore
>>542482668I doubt they would draft anyone here. Would be considered a liability rather than useful.
>>542482668So basically this flag is a kid who is neeting.
>>542484669The AI was correct in its judgment, you are all just so cucked that you think something is wrong
>>542485563That’s old wars. In the new world, they consider it a good day if they can throw ANY young white males into ANY grinder, let alone against Israel’s enemies.
>>542485515Based. I carry my automatic knife alaways with. I'm slashing anyone's throat if they try
>>542482990you're a little vague. Be a little more specific.
>>542482668https://youtube.com/shorts/cJAc2mCx1aE
>>542482668I'm a 40 year old single dad with sole custody of my 12 year old daughter and am upper management in a trade while also running my own side business. I'm not going anywhere
>>542485342Of course noyt.
>>542482668I cancelled WW3 with digits yesterday. No draft. Thank you for your attention on this matter.
>>542482668holy shit, she is so hot! I want her babies, until her womb completely breaks down
>>542482990What did he mean by this?
>>542485055The golden kind
>>542482668Only zoomers are getting drafted so idgaf
