Nothing gives me greater joy than the tears of lawyers
>>542484620Cant government agencies see everything on your device through a back door? Im always confused why any law enforcement would need a password when any 14 year old can just hack into the phone.
>>542485043Also im aware that this would likely be illegal but when has that ever stopped them from doing whatever they please?
>>542485043You are mentally seventy
>>542484620being a redditor should carry the death penalty unironically
>>542485043i think it depends on the device. i remember the san bernadino shooting, the fbi was unable to get into the terrorist's iphone and apple refused to give them access
>>542485259Apple requires a warrant
>>542485043The low down people can't and the higher ups pretend they can't
>>542485224No genuinely intelligent person who has been to reddit would think you're being ironic.
>>542485043It's about sending a message.Obey. Comply. Goyim.
>>542485043Nothing is secure and there is no privacy but that is not the point. They want you to submit. The act of your giving in to their demand is the real goal.It is similar to when the communists would lie about something obvious and make the people in Russia partake in the lie by having to repeat it even though its obviously false.
>>542484620Lol copium OPLawfags will count any CBP delays as billable hours, you're still going to have to pay up
>>542485043They don't have equipment like that there, plus it's about compliance and cooperation, in other words making you consent to remove legal protections, a violation of the 4th and 5th amendments. If they crack the code they can't use the information in court, if you give it to them they can.
>>542485043they can but it doesn't fulfill the jewish ritual of getting your consent to do wrong to you, even if coercive.
Lawyer was right to refuse sharing private client information.Lawyer was stupid to carry that information in a way that would put it at risk.
Everyone hates lawyers until its your lawyer.
>>542485418Might take a long time. But don't give up hope. Everyone is cured sooner or later. And in the end - we shall shoot you.
>>542485043It's a loosh harvesting process and they win if you admit guilt.
>>542484620I think the legitimate solution here is to run a docker that lets someone log into it with a retarded password and just has false information on it. >be me>go through security >hand security my phone>they boot it up>no passcode>wtf no password? >no password bro, have fun!>wtf bro where is your bank account?>i don't have one homie. >where are your socials?>wtf u talkin about there's a facebook app there>clicks facebook, prompts cop to create an account>wtf anon what's your facebook? >chicken bro, >my passcode is noodle soup 420 >ok bro u check out! Criminals have been doing this for as long as cell phones have been around, the >show me ur phoneBullshit literally only catches good goys who know the law and expect it to work. It's unironic anarchy.
>>542493427I don't do banking, social media, none of it from my phone. Fuck all that.
>>542485043it's about training you to comply without questioning. this shit will go on until politicians, judges, etc start getting their devices taken but we all know those cunts pretty much enjoy diplomatic immunity and aren't getting 2nd screening ever. don't fly with your devices, get some cheapest phone and don't sync it until you're in a new place then repeate when you are going back. if you do have to bring it with you then ship it via fedex or something
>>542485043You don't waste significant exploits like that on average people.
>>542488680There’s no other way to really do it if you arent tech savy. You need to have the expectation that the tovernment wont break the law in order for your business to function. That’s how first world countries work.
>>542485418This is how evil works. It's terrifying, but it needs your consent.
>>542484620>I'm and attorney
