My concern is that they will vote for democrats thereby eliminating my $5,000 Trump check. How can we spin this?
>>542486414voting democrat is november is based. you cant lose. you either get miggers seething all winter, or tax free $5000. sounds good!
Food costs as a percent of disposable income are at record lows BTW
>>542486414Admittedly this is Bidenflation, but still.
>>542486414>Reddit can’t afford Taco Bell
>>542486505Good good. Solid spin. But what if they claim they can’t get hired anywhere?
We did it, Reddit!Edit 11: Holy sh*tstorm! Can you freaking believe it?! 50 upvotes, folks! This is the stuff of Reddit legend! Massive shoutout to the dream team – u/elonhater, u/eggpopper, and u/ipunchnazis – for slinging us straight to the top! You're the true MVPs! And a special shoutout to u/atheistultra for joining the party and cranking the hype up to 11!Edit 12: Alright, fellow Redditors, I'm strapping into my Smash Ultimate battle chair to kick some digital butt and take some virtual names. But before I dive in, can we aim for 60 upvotes? I'm talking about reaching the front page and slapping the Internet's face with our awesomeness! Let's make those upvote arrows rain like a freakin' monsoon!Edit 13: Hold onto your keyboards, my fellow Internet denizens! We freakin' did it! 60 upvotes, baby! This is like discovering the ultimate cheat code in the game of Reddit! Massive thanks to u/antiworkpro for hopping on the karma train and helping us rocket through this epic milestone. You're all absolute legends!
>>542486563Now you get TWO (for six dollars) (and they’re juniors)
>>542486563>vooters pass a 'tax the rich' or 'raise wages' bill>every corporation, business, and sole proprietor raises rates and passes the burden along>burden stops where it always stops: W2 employees and renters>middle class cost of living increases>vooters pass a 'tax the rich' or 'raise wages' bill
>>542486515Little Caesars has two large pizzas for ten bucks right now.
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>>542486744They’re $4 if you live near cows
>>542486563>Wait, what? Why didn’t anyone warn me that my ACTIONS have CONSEQUENCES?The average Redditor is as retarded as a nigger.