What are we supposed to do now that supervillains are coming to life and attending city council meetings? Where is the fantastic four?
chew ass and kick bubblegum
>>542493370>Frank Darbo, a devoutly religious short-order cook, recalls his only two good memories from an otherwise disappointing life: marrying his wife Sarah and pointing a police officer in the direction of a man who snatched a woman's purse. He immortalizes these events in two crayon drawings hung on his wall for inspiration. Sarah, a recovering drug addict, has left him for Jacques, a charismatic strip club owner and drug lord who gets her hooked on drugs again. Frank sinks into depression and has a vision wherein he is touched by the finger of God and meets the Holy Avenger, a superhero from a Christian network TV show who tells Frank that God has chosen him for a very special purpose.>Frank believes that God has chosen him to become a superhero and goes to a local comic book store for inspiration. His claim that he is designing a new superhero is met with enthusiastic appreciation from the young store clerk, Libby, and he creates a superhero costume before assuming the identity of the "Crimson Bolt". Lacking superhuman abilities, he deals with injustice in his own way, using a pipe wrench to savagely beat people such as thieves, drug dealers, child molesters, and a man who simply cuts in line at the movies.
>muh marvelDo amerifats really?
in da name of democracy, BBC, justice, freedom, jews and infinity stones
>>542493370>no link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W72qvNqJNl8
Who?
>>542496960https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=co4U3Me5y5g>let me explain...
>>542493370This guy is no Primetime 99.
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>>542496960Dr Doom is basically Iron Man and Dr Strange combined. And he's the ruler of a fictional European country.
>>542493370Those on the left are usually out of touch with reality, pic related
>>542493540Its semi interesting in the sense that he's dressed as "the bad guy" when advocating for this. But dooms also a popular character so its hard to tell if he's trying to make a gay point about only villains wanting the cameras or if hes a faggot who actually does support those jewish cameras.
>>542498017He sounds lefty and Mexican but hey it's Seattle you're allowed to be lefty in Seattle that's like the point.The young people hate the surveillance state especially. Older people are feeble and weak so they'll vote for more surveillance and security.Almost everyone hates the data centers now so it's an unfortunate time to shill for the surveillance state since the two go hand in hand