>Start school in California >Learn Hedonist Happiness calculus>I am now being asked to build an argument to justify gang raping a child by using happiness math>This is a required classhttps://philosophy.lander.edu/ethics/calculus.html
>Philosophy 302: Ethics>The Hedonistic Calculus >Abstract: A modified hedonistic calculus is sketched along the lines first proposed by Bentham and Mill. The major problem encountered is the quantification of pleasure.What the fuck is this just embrace epicureanism like a normal person
>>542505792>Happiness calculusIs this bikecuckoldry? I'm sure you have enough saved memes to ace it. I'm also sure you don't want to.
>>542505961It's hard not posting a ton of basedjack memes, believe me
>>542505874Yeah, we aren't even touching that in the syllabus
>>542506002Just "ethically modify" them and pretend you're apalled by all of it.I jest, but I'm legitimally sorry for you, bro.
>>542506002Surely at least the unedited bike cuck would be appropriate for the class.
>>542506221I was smart enough to do an online course to keep a low profile.
>>542506509There was a point where I thought he said cuck but it was actually cups.
>>542506512Based. Good luck, anon. Don't let they get in your brain. Keep fighting the good fight.
>>542506675>>542506675For some reason I have to take this course every 3 years but taking English 100 again isn't allowed. The only other alternative is Chicano studies recently as California went full Nazi and decided Western ideology and Chicanos are the only cultures that exist now. I already did Native American History and Law and actually enjoyed those, but apparently according to California Chicanos take priority over Native Americans and I have no fucking idea why
>>542505792What are they getting at? My intuition would suggest the hebrews have failed to pilpul their demented ways to the goyim and have thus converted the school into a justification farm. By passing the buck of justifying child gang rape and other twisted jewish fantasies onto college students, they can sift through them and pick the best ones.
>>542506941Idk, because they immediately pivot towards specisism which is where animals are discriminated against much like racism discriminates against humans. Then in the same brainslop they focus on how individual rights or even individuals can be sacrificed for the happiness of everyone. So lying about a black man committing a crime is completely okay if it means people will stop lynching people because it saves more lives. They do separate out rule Utilitarianism and Act Utilitarianism, but never one consider that people could easily put their own biased views into anything to create their own perverted version of it.
>>542505792>>542505874>>542505961you're misrepresenting the course. You read the title and don't give it a chance. This is what our leaders should be doing. Instead of just blinding importing niggers into our countries.The Core Concept: Utilitarianism and the CalculusThe text outlines Jeremy Bentham's Hedonistic Calculus, a framework for determining the moral rightness of an action based on Utilitarianism. The core premise is that an action is morally right if it maximizes pleasure (utility) and minimizes pain for the greatest number of people.The primary challenge of this theory is quantification—how to accurately measure and compare subjective human pleasure and pain using objective numbers.
>>542507871>"The morality of an action depends solely on the consequences of the action; nothing else matters">An actions's consequences matter onlyinsofar as they involve the greatee or less happiness of individuals>In the assessment of consequences, each individuals gets equal considerationIt doesn't say it needs to protect people who suffer at all so long as their suffering creates more happiness than it loses. Consideration is a broad term meaning it's literally open to interpretation and not set in stone because setting an emotional state into math is fucking retarded and impossible metaphysical bullshit psychopaths use as an excuse to be an asshole.
>>542507871>Nothing else mattersThat already overrides all the other rules in the text
