/pol/ humor thread? /pol/ humor thread
>>542523756Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your "pol humor" threadsFace it, most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers
>>542523804Those that curse Finland will be blessed
>>542523804That's Canadian cultural appropriation.
Guys I would like to apologize for all the cringe shit I've said on /pol/ and for all the spam over the last few years.I am now taking medication to help with my mental state and I promise I will stay quiet from now on.
>>542524098It's always funny when Harvard educated leftists think they won't be the first lined up and shot in a leftist revolution.
>>542524256I don't even get it but lol at that stupid looking shit
>>542524216>if I were a dog I'd be like please make my owner this girl!holy shit there she is
>>542524280>The jews got to him
>>542524399Spaceballs, zoomie
>>542524280That's okay honey, your mother and I are just glad you and your internet friends are playing nice again. Dinner tonight is chicken tendies and there MIGHT be some ice cream if you eat all your main course.
>>542524332I'm kind of pissed that I haven't already beaten Pol Pot's record. My mother always said I was capable of great things, and I assumed that meant killing jewish four-eyed faggots.
>>542524445Hot
>>542523756
>>542524514Mrs. Anon, a-am I allowed to stay for dinner? I already asked my mother and she said it was okay. If not, I can ride my bike home. She just wants to know how many portions of chicken she needs to make tonight.
>>542524445So, AI actually did something useful.Interesting.
>>542524216>That's Canadian cultural appropriation.>Cold, barely populated place with only autists and hockey players living thereClose enough
lol
>>542524698??????????????????????????????
>>542526639Bro was just having his bones splinter and organs melt. No biggie.
>>542525645That's kinda sad. I hope she gets better.
>>542526722Why didn't anyone even flinch as the man was getting obliterated
test
heh
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>>542524445My favorite track photo. This is a 60m indoor sprint event.
>>542530270Polish sprinter Ewa Swoboda on the right. She is very fast in the 60m.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TmYxFo_0xMI?feature=share
>>542530270>60 metresThe fucks wrong with them? They couldn't be fucked to run the whole hundred?
>>542523756>flag>humor
>>542530907>The fucks wrong with them? They couldn't be fucked to run the whole hundred?The indoor stadiums are not big enough. That is why they have the crash pads at the end of the 60m. I like how Schippers and Swoboda use Judo breakfall physics rather the bug on a windshield pose.BTW, 2nd from right is Dafne Schippers. #6 all time in the 200m. The announcers used to call her the Big Dutch Woman, but I guess she complained and the switched to The Flying Dutchwoman. Dafne retired a couple of years ago.
>>542527611Wtf
>>542530737Who can afford a house with 64k
>>542523804No faggot. You do this every time. Why can’t you do it right?
>>542524216> That's Canadian cultural appropriationBased. He gets raked first.
>>542524332
i gotta say, so far, these posts have been garbage
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>>542526750
>>542524399>he don't know about the hutwhy even pizza
>>542531220>Dafne, can you tell us a bit about the mindset, what was going on in your head, that led to you to your championship victory?>Sure, I just pictured I was being chased by a bunch of niggers, so I ran faster
>>542524445>> The wallHitting it is predetermined
>>542534359heh
Ummmm....??? Leaf blessing???? hello??? Ummm....
>>542524280Lol, absolutely not, Schmoeser Poser AnonMy only apologies are not going full meme flag, full hate speech and full Individual and fully out of the Straight White Non Jewish Man closet, soonerAll (((Government Piggers and Reptiles and anyone involved with psychiatry))) can take their own brain fuckery, hormone fuckery, toxic poison wrong productivity wrong think ((("meds" / "meds now"))) and then literally kill themselves before the worse happens to them one way or another by their own fucking karmasI'm busy beyond " do humor thread " to the one dimensional NPCs and Glow Nigger Jew Idiots... But I lurk... Good thing I caught this cringe Schmoeser Poser that definitely is not me, I will never let those fucking scumbags even come near me while I'm still making all of the separations and divides in my life, blah blah blah my allies, rivals, and enemies get the point ... Not taking poisons for wrong think, not apologizing for myself especially when I'm not in the wrong, not yielding to unjust systems and unjust scumbags, etc etc won't coexist with any groups, peoples or individuals I don't want to coexist with in my future, yep.
>>542526639Jeet humor is the best humor.
Dealing with Mexicans on marketplace is insufferable
>>542534612>>542523804Lmao Anons, but you're still just a bunch of pathetic jewish niggers, niggers.And / or no good semitic hypocritical piggers, piggers.And usually typically two faced jewy mindless selfish antagonistic NPCs, NPCs.I'm not sad I'm an adult virgin, and I'm very selective. Face it, every "fellow white" Jew and Niggerjew DEI (didn't earn it, especially in unwanted parasitic paid government positions) will learn the hard way how wrong they were in modern history, as they spiral infinitely downward into their own karmatic hells. What a bunch of hypocritical entitled delusional losers, your "success" is questionably earned, and your women are unwanted tossable jewish niggerized piggerized NPC spoiled toxic scummy selfish cringe roasties, cringe roasties. Get over yourselves. :)Most people (especially "reptile peoples") are no fucking good nor trustworthy even on the White side, so Straight White Non Jewish separations is the solution with 1776 American politics. ALL (((government systems))) are hypocritical and parasitic by their very design, as are ALL government "people", especially paid ones.Fuck them, fuck those, and fuck most of you, too.Begone back to where you "Leaf flags" belong... We don't get alongBBC Big Bacterial ClawsBWC Big Wrong ClawsBIC Big Icky ClawsBAC Big Atrocious Claws(((Liberals and / or Conservatives))) and / or (((Jewish / Niggerized / Lbgt / Faggots / Fake / Cringe "alternatives")))(((Governments))) and / or (((Judeo NPCs / Golems)))(((If you hate Niggerjews / Street Thugs / Liberals... Then worship Jews / Niggerjews / Government Reptiles / Piggers / State Thugs / Jewish Conservatives / and / or / then cycles...)))(((Jewish Liberal women want niggers and muh black / brown is black / brown and endless "diversity"))) and / or (((Jewish neo con " TRAD" looking for "BRAD" wants white men but muh biggest tallest strongest fittest richest most Jewish white men tho... And / or / then a good goy tool)))
The (((Judeo NPCs))) are immunized against all dangers...One may call them sheep for being mindless idiots and it's "muh strong / weak contest petty antagonism, and "gym bro" faggotry"...One may call them hypocritical reptilian parasitic piggers and it's "muh just doing muh government job, just obey"...One may call them a total fucking brainwashed double nigger, nigger... And it's "muh anti racism" and "muh poor oppressed niggers with their DEI unearned government salaries and douchey poor oppressed overpaid nigger jew sports ball careers and rapper celebrities with their poor oppressed high paying salaries"...One may call them selfish and materialistic and it's "muh doer, muh go getter, muh proud work ethic, muh do-pidity of do, and muh money makes the (jewish) world go around"...One may call them morally repulsive and it's "muh dog eat dog" "muh greater good" "muh for society" "muh rat races" (and rat faces) "muh duhgree and muh position allows me to do evil though" "muh that's just how the (jewish) world works though"...And it all runs off them like water off of a ping pong table... (while they follow current thing and / or known traditions and / or jewish systems and / or trendy niggers)But call them (((Judeo NPCs))) and you will be astonished at how they recoil, how injured they are, how they suddenly realize they're mindless soulless jewy selfish spiteful petty trivial stupid niggerized faggotized piggerized judeo cultural pieces of total utter shit golems, they've been called outYep... Straight White Non Jewish separations, and then separate territories (Racially, Culturally, and Spiritually), probably makes sense.America needs separate " we the peoples" defined, separate territories, individual freedom preserved, then Governments / Piggers / Jews / Niggerjews / Faggots / Reptiles / State Niggers all gone and separated from, and "diversity" (double niggers, niggers) separated from, and ALL forms of "fellow whites" separated from, especially
>>542532890>As a usually straight person who dabbles in non-straight sex occasionally, it was pretty awkward to basically at 35 years old be outed by getting this.I've got news for you...
>>542535113I remember when pantifa was tending to the pedo and carrying him to a car to go to the ER and Regg was trying to tell them he was shot in the chest and not the head. Good times.Another Regg classic: That time the kinda cute pantifa medic got shot when she was right next to Regg in Atlanta after Rayshard Brooks.https://youtu.be/E3t1FL_r-3U?t=9475
>>542524668Kek
>>542534264His insta accounts are still up. Pretty sure the peppertoni one has the possum head butt plug.https://www.instagram.com/iamthebirdworm/https://www.instagram.com/peppertonipizzas/
>>542526639nerve gas
>>542527217Topkek
>>542526639>>542536188Nerve gas is scary
>>542533055It's because they can trust the white mothers to not steal while they can trust the nigger mothers to definitely steal.
>>542536456Damn, your webm, that's a bad case of nerve gas if I've ever seen one
>>542526639this is how electricity works on the human body
>>542524698>Accident Kill>Target EliminatedGood work, 47. Now find an exit and your payment will be transferred>orchestral music sets in
SAAAAAAR WATCH OUT FOR THE CAW SAAAAAR
Good dog!
>>542523756yah yah yah you silly racists make me laugh. you vill never know vhat its like to live in a 15 minute city. you vil never know what its like to have zee waterbottle cap conveniently attached to the bottle
>>542524698Opposite day webm
>>542535086It’s very good that there was film from that shooting. Kyle wouldn’t have gotten off if there’d been none. ***note: if someone is carrying a rife, don’t chase him and try and kill him with a skateboard.
>>542536938>>542524698https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dok4wJ4pqo0
>>542533055The jokes write themself.
>>542537893>It’s very good that there was film from that shooting. Kyle wouldn’t have gotten off if there’d been none.For sure
>>542536077is that the guy rittenhouse shot?
>>542537982Motherfucker.
>>542537069Why do animals hate jeets so badly?What do the animals sense in them?
>>542537982Faghit. Stop posting this.
>>542538183
>>542538371because jeets rape and abuse them
>>542538462No super nigger newfagCensorship is gay
>>542530737Pulling your resources together is fine sometimes but do you really want to live with several of you siblings family's in the same house all the time, it's already cramped enough during christmas?Best compromise would be living in the same neighborhood, but who can afford that nowadays.
>>542538272Yes. The one who also crossed state lines with a firearm.
>>542532499Trucker in bumfuck nowhere
>>542527017my fucking sides
>>542538811checekd
>>542537375Quick thinking.
>>542535547It really fucking is.
>>542538592I don't understand why leftists used "HE. CROSSED. STATE. LINES!!!" as a talisman. Like, what the fuck is it supposed to prove? Motive to commit recreational killing? Huh?It's a concept that only makes sense when you're already a delusional whackjob.
>>542538592>>542539501the day kyle was acquitted was glorious
>>542532819I've met two Rutgers students, one was a gigantic cunt, the other one was a faggot with a mustache. Literally the kind of place that makes me spit on the ground when I hear the name. It took me a while to realize that if you took about half of the students of private universities and used their bodies to fill ditches, the country would be improved significantly.
>>542539397I wish that was me
>>542532890>occasionally What does that even mean? Sounds like she goes to a sauna and then somehow ends with his dick inside a bussy. Uppsie, I was just trying to relax
>>542533145>those handsThat moon cricket needs to stay in his urban nature preserve.
>>54253958799% of all trials end with the rational, common sense outcome. I expected it, but that remaining 1% and the possibility of an absolute miscarriage of justice was still there.
>>542538371>Translation:>murdering catsBoo
>>542535547Dealing with Mexicans in general is insufferable. I worked with itinerant Mexicans from a staffing company in Texas, and while many of them were fine people, almost every young torta-to-be was a huge cunt... I guess I really just mean that I hate women, now that I think about it. (And I do. Unfortunately, God made me imperfect, so I want to fuck them also).
>>542524445How can i can a job of being the guy who discards of those
>>542532819I think good.Reminder of how Mao simplified Chinese because too hard for normal citizen. He remove all past and future tense declination. Only one form for every verb now. Good. Also make symbol easier to write. Also good. Future is simple for great minds. Past is irrelevant.
>>542523756Found this random schizo youtube comment on a stoner metal song and thought it was kekworthy
>>542540344kek, was this for Cyberpunk or Baldur's Gate?
>>542540901Veil guard, the terrible Dragon Age game.
>>542539680Would you call yourself an artist because you occasionally sketch a frog outside?No.So why would you call yourself a raging faggot because you fuck a pudding soft twink butt once or twice a year? It's just a heat of the moment thing because you want it at that time. Doesn't mean you're jerking off to premium czech gay porn every day.Next thing you'll call some virgin incel "straight" because he has sex with a woman once every leap year. He is asexual.
>>542541094I see. You must be one of the last remaining Dichter and Denker in Germany, my friend. I salute you. I suppose it time for my yearly bussy destruction Sunday as a straight man
>>542541094Flag checks out
>>542534326Gaige won in the end though.Kyle turned into a massive faggot Lesbian dyke with cringe comments and became fatter and fatter.
I wonder how McKenzie is doing?
>>542540249Mexican women are fucking unbearable. They all have the same trash personality regardless of looks or social status. They're irritable, retarded, and a bottomless well of entitlement.
>>542523804>never fail to make me laugh with your pol humour threadsYeah that's the point of humor retardbro
>>542524445Now make them becoming noticeably older as they run, and you will have a meme masterpiece.
>>542527017Any seagull born after 1993 can't hunt... all they know is mcdonalds, squawk they beak, peck, be bisexual, ear hot chip & fly
>>542523756>replace all historical buildings with modernist architecture and use them to film interracial pornographyironically, pic-related is the most famous porn building of all time. Not modernist at all, but I'm pretty sure a lot of actual interracial cuck porn was filmed there.
>>542537069>camera recognizes cow as a person but not the dogIndia
>>542542153wasnt this just soft S&M porn that had that intro?
>>542523756>umor thread? /pol/ humor threadit is homo phobic to not spell it with an -ou
>>542542473humophobic?
>>542540649This actually got overturned as cruel and unusual punishment on appeal.
>>542541236Sundays are for cocks, you fagAlso how can you know you are straight, and confidently straight, if you haven't had an encounter with a man to prove you remain soft and uninvested? You are afraid, brother, afraid. You are scared that you might get hard and your glans protrudes from its sheath with a wet drop as you see your bro bending over or showing his dick to you. You use fistbumps because you are treading the embrace of a man and his hip on yours. What if you get a boner? You put up cushions as a wall on a business trip where they accidentally booked you and your coworker a double bed, Terrified of being found by a maid sleeping with another grown ass man in pajamas, having to hastily explain yourself that you are both straight and married(you just forgot your ring...at...at..ho-home...)No, the chad straight man chugs viagra to fuck a trucker just to prove that he is straight and once the viagra wears off he would be limp like the Ukrainain defenses at the sight of the hairy cock and balls of Ulf the truck driver.A straight man maintains direct eye to cock contact while pissing with another dude, just to show he would never get erect.A straight man goes to the gym 7 times a week, shaves himself smooth and bends over for everyone to see, because he doesn't fear their looks. He doesn't even fear being pegged, because after all, he has a girl and his dick only cums for her. That little bit of leakage as he is railed is just biology.
>>542523804You can have the pasta.This country is a joke.
>>542536188>>542536456Why do anons alway say nerve gas to unrelated causes of death?
>>542544247Those deaths were clearly due to nerve gas anon
>>542532819Grammar is fucking logical. Rutgers and their purple haired retarded commie students are not
>>542539709>moon cricketI learned a new slur today
>>542544367kek it looked like he got spawned in on Gmod>>542544548>new slurlurk more
>>542535086>>542535113>>542535147having this many angles of a jewish predator getting gun downed in america has got to be one of the best things this timeline has ever given us
>>542535532BruhTook the worst death of the year award easily
>>542544548Stick around and you'll learn a lot more, believe me. The other fun part about racial slurs (besides deriding the lesser races) is you can just make them up yourself!
>>542535532Well, that batch of soup is going to have to be thrown out. There's shit in it.
>>542542347I'm writing a sticky note to remind myself to use AI to make Amelia feature in gentle femdom porn.
>>542523756>>542523804>>542524098>>542524216>>542524256>>542524256
>>542538592>The one who also crossed state lines with a firearm.
>>542545926Kek
>>542523756Yair must've bit him
>>542536456>>542536787>Aug. 23, 2019>A New York City man was killed on Thursday morning when an elevator in a luxury apartment building malfunctioned, crushing him between the car and the shaft.>Sam Waisbren, 30, was trying to exit the elevator in the lobby of the 23-story Manhattan Promenade tower when the car suddenly fell on him, officials said. He was pronounced dead at the scene.
>>542538371>>542538494I've seen a few videos of elephants attacking them. jeets abusing them is the only answer.
>>542539891>cats won't learnI see you don't understand anything.
>>542539501They don't understand basic laws.Many of them still believe people can cross state lines and buy a gun in another state. I would encourage them to try it, but the ATF only charges 0.01% of crimes like that.They also think Americans are buying hundreds of .50 rifles, full auto rifles, and RPGs to smuggle to Mexico to sell to cartels. They could never fathom Mexico's military is corrupt and their weapons are stolen or sold to cartels.
>>542524698No RCCB?
>>542544247>it's always summerCan't you see it's nerve gas?
>>542524216Elbows up leafs
>>542542321Everything from Kink, which is mostly BDSM.
Stop threatening Jewish people.It's not funny. Cringe, actually!
>>542541094>Would you call yourself an artist because you occasionally sketch a frog outside?no but if you ever fucked a frog once you'd forever be called a frog fucker
>>542524098>Presidium
>>542527611do trannies think they actually look like that lmao
>>542547440returning from a successful tinder date no doubt
>>542538494>>542538371>jeets rape and abuse themsee
>>542530737whites literally need to start doing the left, and taking every state handout they can get. fuck the system
>>542546239 we can fund our own NGO's...this is in rough draft form but my idea is to crowd source money to send plane loads of blacks to israel.jews have done so much for us, it’s time we pay them back.israel is a tiny nation that depends heavily on scammed donations from around the world to survive, but if enough people donated to a fund set up to finance planes to isreal so engineers and park visitors from around the world can experience jews at their terrorist home base. Just imagine every plane that lands in israel has at least 100 of the most rachet black women and gangbanger the world can find.Diversity can be their strength
>>542547623Oh damn, thanks anon. I did not know the back story on that one.
>>542537375wha yre they massaging his private parts with their feet after rescuing from the electric shock ? wtf ?
>>542549499That is how the browns do cpr
>>542535113Dude imagine being so fucking dumb as to chase a dude with and who just discharged an ar15 into your pedophile friends
>>542535147This was the moment that came and went without anyone other than me saying "why the fuck does the FBI have surveillance drones over an American city"
>>542535547I called one about a mower and he said he'd get back with me which he did and said it sold. I said thanks for following up. A day later he calls me, so I call him back an hour later and he's confused who I am and why I'm calling so I drop it after spending 3 minutes trying to get him to understand what the fuck is happening. They are apparently retards
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>>542550286Brutally mogged
>>542548214Being a toddler today is like playing russian roulette.
>>542524332>It's always funny when Harvard educated leftists think they won't be the first lined up and shot in a leftist revolution.kek, they come suicide-coded already, plus they're fine with (((the elite))) pushing them into another red/green alliance which did not go well for them in Iran, and they have no real ideological way to usurp them, suicidal retards
So, this is the Alabama State Honey Beez. 250lbs is the minimum weight to join (seriously). They have an insta too:https://www.instagram.com/the.asuhoneybeez/?hl=en
>>542550846>300 feet below>city of mole people collpasing>screams>pandomonium
>>542544367>AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE>AAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
>>542550420Damn that was a funny episode, she turned into Nicholas Cage for like 20 minutes
>>542548451>no but if you ever fucked a frog once you'd forever be called a frog fuckerOnly if they find out.
>>542548214Seems cathartic and harmless. Breaking chunks of ice outside is fun
>>542548214Would you rather your 3-year-old child run into a random bear or a random TikTok mom?
>>542547943They didn’t fucking draw that. The way the tank is colored in shows they don’t even know how their strokes affect the solid color at the end. And then they blended and harmonized all those colors in the fire? Get the fuck outta here
>>542550121>lol look at those people looking in my direction while I stand near their path These videos are fucking retarded. Some of the girls that make them actually yell loudly and suddenly so that people will look in their direction with a shocked expression on their face.
>>542537375The jeet lasso was top notch actually.The dick massage, not as impressive
>>542537375What is it with jeets and catastrophic electrical accidents?
>>542554533>WEBMKEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>542530356I dont care if some bitch is fast. I care if she is good at being attractive. She fails at that. Titless, swarthy brownoid, as like the town faggot.. yeah nar shes gross af
>>542531220JD Vance needs a haircut here
>>542540846Kys
>>542532593Those are pedophile lips. Every major pedophile has these exact lips. Maddox wasnt wrong about that shit 30 years ago.
>>542531220Anyone remember back in the 90s when a Caribbean nigger that lived in Canada won the Olympic 100m and an American nigger won the 200m and there was a big to-do about who the "fastest man in the world" was? Normally it was whoever won the 100 but the American nigger being an American nigger wasn't having it. So they set up a 150m face off in the stadium where the Bluejays play and the American nigger pulled up once he knew he was beat and feigned injury. It was a weird track that didn't suit the stadium well so they needed the crash pad at the end.
>>542527124Makes perfect sense to me
>>542554879Even better with sound https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rnoNlPlieAs&ra=m
>>542537032WTFIt's a AMBERLAMPS!!!!!lmfao
If the Curse of Ham is real then jeets are 100% the target
>>542537982
>>542535086All these "peaceful protesters" were pretty gung-ho to turn into a violent mob and kick the shit out of Kyle because someone yelled to get him. Typical libshits.
>>542535086If you watch this frame by frame, you will see Gaige Grosskreutz (GG!) bringing his arms down (false surrender; war crime under Geneva Convention: doesn't apply here but w/e) to point his pistol at Kyle's head. Kyle is aiming center-mass at point-blank range (good lad!) and it appears GG's left forearm makes contact w/ Kyle's barrel, knocking it just off aim at the moment of trigger-pull, saving two lives at once (he's an hero!) & giving himself a bad case of 'misty-muscle'. Lucky guy.t. I spent MANY hours watching everything I could find on this case & watching the trial when I could & listening to it when I couldn't. I fucking jumped up hands-in-the-air shouting 'Yes!!' when the verdict was announced. Everybody on the jobsite looked at me funny & I did not give one single fuck.Plot twist: proudly gun-owning Democrat who believes in justice & hates hypocrisy. Slowly becoming more 'conservative' as I age (60+ rn). Try shoe-horning me into a political box (metaphorically speaking).
>>542556821>>542537375My bad. There's a clearer video from a different angle that shows this better, but that was about 2 phones ago, so dyor I guess. If you care.
>>542550121Crazy how just being an attractive white woman makes so many la creaturas seethe uncontrollably
>>542556821>Shoe horns himself into a political box>Claims to hate hypocrisy in the same breath>Bet you can't label me! Big yikes there boomer boy.
>>542523804relax, he's brown like us canadians.
>>542555404donovan bailey
>>542547691(1) when things go wrong, i'm the one they call. (2) specifically, they call me, then things go wrong.
>>542524399And I am sure you ar not alone, friend. It is a pop culture reference from the movie Space Balls, a spoof on Star Wars. Instead of Jabba the Hut, Space Balls features Pizza the Hut. He is a mountainous glob of melted cheese, sauce and pepperoni. And yes, he is a gangster in this movie too.>t. Xoomer that watched Space Balls in the theater with his best friends and is slowly realizing those good times are something that won't be happening again
>>542524445She runs like my Italian grandmother used to. BEFORE she died
>>542538592Suddenly borders matter
>>542559628Eh. I watched Super Troopers 3 with my brother at an AMC knockoff with infinite refill slushies recently. Shit was pretty cash. Too few dick jokes, other than that, I have no complaints.
>>542550121>>542550286Many such cases
>>542524698Aren't you not supposed to touch someone who is being electrocuted lest the current continue to your own body? And how did that happen anyway?
>>542523804What have you done with the leaf finland faggot
>>542549499Believe it or not, it's an effective way to move blood in a system after electrical shock and the heart may not be stopped but needs help moving blood and getting back into proper rhythm.. He's working his femoral arteries where massaging them like that can move the most blood.. It's not standard, but it's medically sound.
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>>54253693847 could be the guy with the vest. His mastery of disguise transcends ethnicity, he’s canonically disguised him as a Chinese guy and as a Hispanic guy and it 100% worked.
>>542547787SubtlyEsl faggot
>>542547717What's wrong with pumpkin and Ohio? I'm not young and hip
>>542547717>>542561218Also what does Darius noises even mean?
>>542537375Imagine coming to after being electrocuted, you have no idea where you are or what happened but you are surrounded by three guys giving you a foot job in a dark alley.
>>54256056847 is a total mutt. that is why he can don the poopy pants of a pajeet tailor and even his wife wont notice a difference.He even dresses as an exboyfriend of a target, who has hair, and she doesn't question this drastic change in looks at all and will make out with him
>>542524399>>542525645>>542535159>>542553348>Lol>Lmao Face the wall newfag kek
>>542526639Nerve gas
>>542523756R9k had a one recently can't find it but was funny
>>542562159I like to imagine that there’s this scene like the disguise guy from the movie Smokin Aces where 47 spends 10 minutes in a utility closet carefully practicing an imitation of the mannerisms, speech pattern, voice, and even the gait of the guy that he’s disguising himself as, and that he incorporates a lot of props and prosthetics that he make on the fly but it’s skipped over for gameplay reasons and that 47 still looks like himself to the player.
>>542548892pol how can i get better and loxmaxxing so i can more effectively genocide whites
>>542549621jfc, you weren't kidding. What the hell.
>>542547717>Tweaking (emma only)What?
>>542551135Kek. Underrated comment.
>>542524399This nigger is fucking retarded.
>>542539680Seamus was coming out of the pub with his son when he stopped and put an arm around the youngster. He nodded towards the village in front of them and said, “You know, I built half the homes in this village but nobody calls me a homebuilder.”Then with a wave of his arm, he said, “And I worked on half the roads in this village but nobody calls me a roadbuilder.”Seamus sighed, put his two hands on his son’s shoulders and, looking him hard in the eye, said, “But you fuck one sheep….”
>>542524280We love you JoeSchmoe
>>542562835Dafuq is wrong with you anon lol
>>542563954>Dafuq is wrong with you anon lolFace the Wall
>>542526639>deal with the public all day>be 1 year away from retirement>these hindoo shits and their izzat>jeet tries to steal your fan> jugaad status: DENIEDHe had to be barefoot on that metal weigh-scale for the faulty-grounded fan to make a complete circuit.
>>542548214Unironically, I turn my wife over my knee and spank her until she cries when she’s being a hormonal cunt. Something about the forced submission and dopamine release settles her down. It leads to good sex too. It only happens a couple of times per year, but it’s very effective. She jokes about needing some knee time occasionally. I’m not sure of the psychology behind it, but it meets some need in her.
>>542564135>He had to be barefoot on that metal weigh-scale for the faulty-grounded fan to make a complete circuit.Interesting detail. I like the look on the bright side shirt.
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>>542562738Start a war in Europe.
>>542562698goat movie referenceBut it is explained in the older games that he just is a mutt of several ethnicities
>>542527647BAD LUCK TO KILL A SEABIRD >>542527017HAAAAAAAAAAARK!!!!!!
>>542564212I think we need to lower your meds, friendo.
>>542523756Another werejew attack.Sad.https://youtu.be/3qwdjJ4U8EE
>>542532819I like that redditors tell people learning english that ebonics is not only gramatically correct but superior grammar.
>>542564306Oh, well. Mine is real in my mind.
>>542563052Emmy had the best & jiggliest ass
>>542536077Didn't have an arm as strong as charlies superman neck
>>542547787>poor kid, trying to read as many books as possible before his brain tumor ends him
>>542542916Erections are partially controlled by a reflex in your lower spine kraut anon. Someone getting hard or not doesnt tell you if they are fags.
>>542564627But that isn't what happens in the game. He takes key identifying items from the bodies, like glasses and a toupe in one case, and with the disguise itself is able to fool most people with the exception of some people who will look through it.He never puts on prosthetics. In Colorado he has to use a 3d printer of a target's face to bypass a scanner but he can't wear the mask
>>542565029Is that your go-to excuse when you are caught with a boner while showering with the bros or when your mom pulled the blanket away on sleepover night on your 30th birthday with your "best friend"?"ITS JUST A REFLEX MOM! I ALWAYS WEAR A CONDOM WHEN SLEEPING!!"
>>542537032>The fucking cow getting away
>>542548412>Stop threatening Jewish people.>It's not funny.its hilarious
>>542562103>add a ayy lmao at the end for no fucking reason to the original comicretard faggot memer idiot
>>542564287>start 2>have a negroni
>>542564135indeed, if he had shoes on it might've been ok
>>542552943she is throwing it at the kid
>>542560302Is that first one Gretchen Whitmer? I hate that cunt.Her "kidnapping" case was a glowie op by the way.
>>542524280>>542535159
>>542564212You know, I used to date a woman with bpd, and our relationship was always wavy. Anytime she'd start really getting out of line, we'd fight, she'd cry, I'd get hard as a goddamn diamond, and I'd fuck her like a demon--then a total 180. She was the most pleasant person to be around. Women need their dick and fetish stuff taken care of, and every problem goes by the wayside. It did make me think I'm either a soft sadist, or that I need to go to therapy, though.
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>>542542916Underrated post. I appreciate your work.You almost even convinced me that Germans as a people can be funny.Deep down we both know you've never smiled or laughed before though. Not really.
>>542554533that water didnt look very clean
>>542539891Are the cats not murdering the penguins? Who gives a fuck about some cats, dime a dozen.
>>542542347Oh fuck man. It just moved
>>542566745>Deep down we both know you've never smiled or laughed before though. Not really.You should have seen me during the peak of china threads during the pandemic. Tears. Tears of joy. I even got lockjaw from laughing, no joke. That was the peak of 4chan desu. I miss it. Rarely pol threads make me laugh now. I managed to offend a Turk some weeks ago by calling him a Fickstute, which triggered something in him and he went batshit while I had my fun
>>542559221That's good but it would be lost on the 90 IQ woman throwing it in the garbage because it isn't some shit about volunteering or a 10th grade reading level one liner
>>542567882>I managed to offend a Turk some weeks ago by calling him a Fickstute, which triggered something in him and he went batshit while I had my funJust looked up the definition. I was going to say you're my favorite German, but obviously that isn't true. You know who my favorite "German" is. (Naturally, he's Austrian, but that's beside the point.) Honestly, you're not in the top ten historically, probably, but you're up there. Please know that.
>>542523804Cursed
>>542553181>>542552943>Harmless, cathartic >Would you rather [mutilate their own children scenario to minimize the ice throwing absurdity] You are fucking retards. I would prefer women pressure each other into acting like adults and stop the heckin validation of this nonsense. If your kids are stressing you out then it's a skill and management problem
>>542564485Fuck off bot>>542564212I've thought about doing this to my wife with the full knowledge that it's 50/50 of her calling cops because muh domestic abuse. It's a literal gamble but I have no doubt you are right about it being effective. The idea that a man can run a household full of children, animals, and only a half child as his assistant with just "communicating" at his disposal is clear indication of intentional family unit destruction.
>>542550846>filenameNow I want to see them dropped out of a plane. Also I want to see the impact, I bet it's like a red water balloon.
>>542548214When I was growing up my mom would smash plates and phones, so ice would have been an improvement.
>>542568673Beautiful anon
>>542524399Looks like Pizza is gonna send out for *you*!
>>542524445>black one disintegrates
>>542570320is this real
>>542560364correcthis expensive shoes with a properly isolating sole saved his live
