He looks like a zombiehttps://x.com/appodlachia/status/2099648339876729152?s=46
>>542626703time for this treatment you say?
>>542626703Is that a taxidermy?
>>542626703>nonsentientso nothing has changed in the last 10 years then
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Why won't he just fucking retire? As fucked up as he is now what is the point to keep doing this shit?
>>542627217Getting that sweet taxpayer funded pto and gibsI hate politicians so fucking much
>>542627217Either he doesn't want to, because why give up so much power willingly, or someone is not letting him (like his family).Also, he's a key to a republican majority so there's a lot of pressure for him to stay in the game, especially with midterms coming up during which miggers will get crushedTOTAL MIGGER DEATH, btw
>>542627217>he hes gone bro
>>542627860lmao dudes a cadaver fuelled by the finest drugs money can buy
>>542627860it's like a disney animatronic
"""They""" propped up his cadaver one last time
Hang every involved for sedition
>>542626703wait a minutewasnt he dead 3 months ago?did the timeline shift again?
>>542626703You lost tranny
>>542628395think back to everything you have ever read on /pol/now assume it's all bullshit
>>542628262top kek perfect its uncanny
>>542628395Millions of dollars in cutting edge medical research and treatment were used to snatch his soul back from the devil and pump him full of drugs long enough for the midterms to end.
What the hell is this
>>542628643A brave new world
>>542626703did they ever explain his chink spy wife flying back to china immediately upon his death, before the AI shoop, or did our government just ignore all that like they do anything chink related
Can senators direct questions to other, specific senators on the floor without other members of the senate playing interference? I want to know if he can even shit out a 'no comment' for the microphone.At the very least every camera better be on him if he has to participate in a vote.
>>542626703you told me he was dead
>>542628928But is Mitch Mcconnell immortal? Are his methods supernatural?
>>542627860good fucking lord, the state of this country
>>542627860Brain chipped reanimated corpse. Tesla was right bros.
>>542628643That's what old people with severe cognition issues look like. I did random business IT for years and one customer was a top notch alzheimer and brain/neurological focused care facility. One woman, on the dot at 4pm every day, would start packing up her stuff to 'go home' and the staff would have to remind her that she is 'home'. She'd been there for years but something about 4pm clicked her brain to 'time to go home'. Was probably a teacher. My dad had a major head injury as a young adult and already talks and acts out his dreams. Going to be shitty when he's demented and thinks he's logging or running a backhoe while sitting in his recliner.
>>542627860bruce willis swiss cheese mode
>>542627860This might be it.
>>542628876It would have to be a hearing he called or about him i would think. They can't compel him to speak without a reason. I'll be the first to say senators are supposed to be old considering the name, but they're not supposed to be incapable. Calling elderly or geriatrics seniors was a niceity. People don't think 40 is middle aged now.
>>542628928He is, are you not looking. Hell, George Burns was in better shape at the same age
>>542627217politicians do not retire by choice, simple as that. They'll hold onto whatever power they have until they finally drop dead as a withered husk.
>>542627860Grandpa getting that good dick fr fr
anyone got the webm of mcconnel sitting completely perfectly still for that 10 hour session in congress with a handler next to him. shits creepier than this shit
>>542626703>>542627860kinda spooky
>>542630021so they can basically keep a body in a suspended state of animation, i wonder if the braindead they can install pacemaker and some electric current controllers to trigger muscle groups and keep the body somewhat animated and formed, then can roll em out and keep them around until something breaks
>>542627217Family reasons. The moment they lose power, their families are vulnerable to elitist infighting circles for all the sins they've accumulated over years of corruption and graft.
>>542626703Do you think his Chink wife skinned him and put in a shit load of drone parts?
>>542630021Here ya go
I doubt it's that complex, he's just a stroked out vegetable and they cleaned him up enough for a brief, controlled public appearance.
>>542627860My grandpa is the same age and goes fishing once a month, alone, with a boat
>>542630610>>542630021>>542628162dude is flying high on a cocktail of drugs, i wonder what his consciousness is going through the whole time must be hell. this is attuned to watching the act change clothes in the middle of the circus what a clown show
>>542630610>>542630789he's a stiff notice how not a single person stops to say anything to him, even a simple "good afternoon mitch!" the charade was made
>>542627860I hope he's suffering. This is the closest we can get to an evil man getting what he deserves in this country.
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>>542626703Can someone explain how they exhumed his corpse from its ziggurat and reanimated it? Does it still possess McConnell's memories?
>>542630871>>542627860TMZ had a video where they wheeled him out the back door into a car the best he respond to calls was a smile and thumbs uphe's totally zonked out on drugs just to make him look presentable, probably won't hear from him again until they announce his death conveniently after some important vote he will of course be voting on
>>542628586>Millions of dollars in cutting edge medical research and treatment were used to snatch his soul back from the devilHahahaha we all know Turtle never had a soul.
>>542627860He's running simulated fly brain software.
