PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS45https://www.donaldjtrump.com/https://www.thetrumparchive.com/https://x.com/realDonaldTrumphttps://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrumphttps://rumble.com/c/DonaldTrumphttps://www.tiktok.com/@realdonaldtrump>President Trump Officehttps://www.whitehouse.gov/https://www.youtube.com/user/whitehousehttps://www.flickr.com/photos/whitehouse/>Liz Harrington (Trump Spox) https://twitter.com/realLizUSA>Donald J Trump Presidential Libraryhttps://www.trumplibrary.gov/@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!ARCHIVED LINKS https://pastebin.com/eAhgNyeX NEW APPEARANCES>Pres Trump Calls International Space Station, Houston, TX 8/28/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsBn5dWyZKY>Pres Trump Signs Executive Orders, Washington, DC 8/27/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr7Ep94Mq1A>Pres Trump South Carolina Rally, Myrtle Beach, SC 8/21/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sndUFOOfRfY>Pres Trump on the Spirit of Innovation, Washington, DC 8/19/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDbFxr3HbHI>Pres Trump New York Rally, Garden City, NY 8/14/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRGrk3Bw_P0>Pres Trump Roundtable on American Mining, Washington, DC 8/7/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6VgPfBK8gQ>Pres Trump Hosts Team USA, Washington, DC 8/6/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilBm1NW-lSc>Pres Trump Remarks on Trump Accounts, Las Vegas, NV 8/5/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khgwrHbUKnA>Pres Trump Signs Executive Orders, Washington, DC 8/3/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtctNOj2gz4>Pres Trump Hosts a Cabinet Meeting, Washington, DC 7/31/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6vuYip9SWo>TrumpVideo: WE WILL WIN 6/19/23https://rumble.com/v2v6m2a>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, AGAIN! 10/28/21https://rumble.com/voe8gm>God Bless the USA (Donald J Trump) 10/20/16https://youtu.be/O_PC_fy0fk0 OP pastebin: https://pastebin.com/xP3rW4L8prev >>542683762
Ultimate MAGA.
ok miggers, (You) convinced me. i will write in Donald J Trump for every open position on the ballot this November
Earth is flat
ULTRA MAGASHILLS ARE SUPER SWEATY OVER MIDTERMS
Strait of hormuz status?gas prices status?anti houthi coalition status?
>>5426880335K coming your way buddy
>>542688040flat out AWESOMEand would be even better if a fence were built around the brown continents
>>542687967Is Florida getting the Space Force academy?MAGA
Hello, good evening, and sorry to interrupt the goings on but I have the nooz:For something that "never happens" the federal government has had six separate charges related to election fraud, that never happens:https://pjmedia.com/catherinesalgado/2026/09/15/feds-charged-six-election-fraudsters-in-just-one-week-n4957269more to follow i'm sure but one thing I think we all know is that this is the tip. it's easy to say no fraud exists when investigation is not allowed and responsibility is diffuse.Gentleman, I regret to inform you that: womenhttps://thepostmillennial.com/utah-cheer-mom-drugged-11-year-old-daughter-before-fatally-shooting-her-in-the-head-turning-gun-on-herself-coronernothing to say here, we're already on the same page.AG Paxton on further illegal voting as the thing that never happens continues to happen:https://redstate.com/sister-toldjah/2026/09/15/ken-paxton-announces-indictment-of-non-citizens-on-allegations-of-illegal-voting-n2206971those six cases from earlier btw were only those recently.Be careful what you wish for: house oversight committee chair Comer stupidly asks for the admin to release info on Ilhan Ohmar, possibly for spectacle, but seeing as the admin is taking this seriously as a criminal investigation, Comer should cool his fucking jets:https://slaynews.com/comer-demands-trump-admin-release-evidence-ilhan-omar-immigration-fraud-investigation-make-public/Lastly, I got a recruitment letter from Harvard Law. LMAO I never expected them fags to find out about me. I read two lines and ripped it apart; i'd rather bed a bovine with gaseous emissions than sip fine wine with a bunch of puffed up tarts. those east cost yankee faggots don't know how frontiersman view them, and it ain't good. i never thought i'd get a letter from harvard, but i'm also surprised at how angry that made me.
just another MAGA Tuesday
ALWAYS AWOOWE WON 2024 LOL (AND 2020)SNEED AND SEETHE SHILLSGOD PROTECT TRUMPDROP THE HAMMERSMASH THE PLACE TO PIECESPUNCH THE SCORECARDHANG THE RIGGERSJINX THE JABBERSFINISH THE WALLHOLD THE LINENEVER CONCEDEDRAIN THE SWAMPSINK THE CHINKBAN THE TRANSBE KAWAIIDEPOPULATE ELITESWE ARE SUPER ELITESIT'S OKAY TO BE WHITEJUSTICE FOR LORIKILL THE SHILLDON'T BAKE THE CAKEBE BESTHONOR ABEREMEMBER CHARLIEDEFUND THE FEDSALL FEDS ARE BASTARDS (except ICE and Border Patrol)STOMP THE TURTLESTRONGER TIMES NOWBETTER GET YOUR ACT TOGETHERLIGHT THE FUSEPLAY MINECRAFTEAT THE BURGERISRAEL IS NOT AN ALLYTHIS IS ULTRA MAGA COUNTRYBANKRUPT THE BANKS!WOLFGIRLS FOR TRUMPERS!DUM AND GAY IS NOT OKAYKEEP POSTING THAT FUCKING RACCOONDEPORT THE HORDE!CHRIST IS KINGALLEY CATS FOR TRUMP!FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!TRUMP FOREVER!7/13 WAS AN INSIDE JOBBETTER WEIRD THAN QUEERALL GROYPERS ARE GAY FEDSPLUG THE LEAKERSRAKE THE LEAFSESCALATE TENSIONSMARS CHUDS UNITEHEIL SYDNEY SWEENEY'S GOOD GENESDONROE DOCTRINEUNLEASH CHANGGRAB HORMUZZY AND GAPE IRANUS!Canada is the greatest threat to human civilization.>>542687986>>542688065Good awoovening!
>>542687858https://sebsauvage.net/paste/?a2ae80c5eb9ef8fe#UPbYD2fhDySt2qoz1UqMaHSNwJ5EDa07ljAjDhRPulY=pass is the forbidden day of next month
MAGA
>>542688104Probably Alabama is getting it since Huntsville is right there.
Trump's bussy belongs to bill clinton
>>542688120okay
>>542688104Gxp was peak
>>542688065they cannot relate to a deep understanding and physical adversary to jewry even though they claim to hate jewstheir radar is fucked
All my friends and family are tripling down on gay nigger communism so they can elbows up and attack trump. I'm in hell.
>>542688120>that first sentencefuck you in advance
>>542688211They just don't know how to play the game, let alone win it.
>6 weeks until midterms>$6.00+ a gallon dieselWhat could possibly go wrong?
>>542688111CheckedI bet a lot of college admissions steal and sell info from people that apply these days.
>>542688230this is what happens when you aren't here!
>>542688253hey how much did you bet on democrats taking back the house?
>>542688219Yes, you are in canada.
>>542688258i don't give a shit. i'm irritated those elitist assholes would think i'm in awe of some kina spectacle. they're in the way; fuck off. hate those fuckers.
Don't vote Trump. He's a phony
>>542688278>we're back to this tired old cope/sneedlol
>>542688065surely people will vote for the party of forced vaccines and crime again
Let's see if shill kryptonite will work this thread:*Ahem.* Who are you voting for?
Good luck winning the midterms.https://www.zerohedge.com/ai/i-them-trump-weighs-flock-surveillance-camerasSorry I misspelled loosing.Btw we know your a boomer Trump worshiper Op.
>>542688253I preferred $1.80 gas and mean tweets
>>542688331uh what? >X is going to happen>okay how much are you betting on X happening>DUDE YOU ARE COPINGthat doesn't make much sense! do you not like free money?
>>542688331He's also too big of a pussy to bet on the GOP holding the House which makes it that much funnier.
>>542688243they suck and it's overliterally the white man marches on>>542687943i would like a new recon bill before the end of this year
>>542687967this recent shill raid is like el nino hitting the Midwest the heat wave seemingly never ends what could they possibly hope to achieve by pulling a jeet and just shitting everywhere then then throwing themselves down and rolling in it!?and it's not just /pol/they are spamming every goddamn board now like ffs mods, come on mansorry had to vent and /ptg/ is like the last thread sanctuary on this entire board
Minutely reminder that maki is too big of a pussy to bet on the GOP holding the House.
>>542688351why do you think gay nigger communists hate their state so much only to flee or destroy it only to vote for more gay nigger communism?
>>542688402in the weeks that i haven't been here i bet you have a massive betting slipmay i see it?
>>542688364>self announces
>>542688308>sir are you aware that you're a leaf
>>542688437Minutely reminder that maki is too big of a pussy to bet on the GOP holding the House.
>>542688416>they are spamming every goddamn board now>like ffs mods, come on manI noticed that if you reply back to them calling out their bullshit the mods will give you a warning instead of outright banning you now and delete all related political posts now.Except for a few boards like /tg/ anyway.
>>542688416Everyone who doesn't agree with my Jewish President who puts America last is a shill.Ok retard.
>>542688366>Who are you voting for?No one because I'm not a fucking retard who still believes pro wrestling is real.>>542688398Not everyone is a degenerate gambler, rabbi.>>542688402I 100% believe this lol.
>>542688366Umm, akhusally, heh, don't you know, that, uh,, campaign contributions, and uh, lobbies, um... LOOK ORANGEMANBAD OK!!!!
>>542688272lmfao that one artist example what the fuck
Canada sucks!
Good aweevening guys
>>542688502uh what?>dude X is going to happen>are you sure>100%>okay are you going to bet on it>DUDE NO THAT'S LIKE... GAMBLINGlmfao>is the sun going to rise>yes>are you going to bet on that>NOOOOOOOOO
>>542688435Because they can never accept an interpretation of reality that implies any responsibility on their part.
>>542688502It's true, he's poor and has no penis. Minutely reminder that maki is too big of a pussy to bet on the GOP holding the House.
>>542688528Good awoovening
>>542688509when i dump these 300+ tabs at you you will see wonders you could not even possibly imagine
>>542688528Hello
Maki also writes in trooncase because he has no penis. That being said this is your minutely reminder that maki is too big of a pussy to bet on the GOP holding the House.
>>542688534>doesn't like free money from a sure bet >doesn't like free money from Trump eitherPerhaps he just doesn't like money, Maki.
All they have to do is hit that fucking Cube man. Just fucking do it. Obliterate it. Come on.
>>542688416>PLEASE SAVE US FROM THE CHUDS, JANNIESWe're reaching levels of pathetic faggotry that even reddit would cringe at lol.>>542688534>you have to engage in degenerate jewish behavior like meI don't though.>>542688540None of this seems remotely implausible or unbelievable.
>>542688416Water is wet.No hurricanes though!>>542688521Hockey will always be an American sport.
>>542688569Woah, space force awoos are so advanced now>>542688601Henlo
trans freaks can't have access to American children. Deport all trans freaks.
>>542688502>>542688534Double your investment, easy
who the fuck is trooncase
>>542688664Drop a bomb on that retrded lootbox
>>542688679hey if someone offered you a deal>would you bet $1000 that the sun will rise tomorrowwould you take it? or would you run away like a coward lol>NOOOO DUDE YOU CAN'T JUST BET THAT THE SUN WILL RISE >THAT'S FOR DA J00S TO DO
>>542688416I've been away since about 10 this morning. Are they mad about iran losing again?
>>542688253I'm quite surprised Iran hasn't chimped out more and still lets so much traffic through hormuz.
>>542688738Reminder that maki is still too big of a pussy to bet on the GOP holding the House and writes in trooncase because he doesn't have a penis.
>>542688664It maintains their reality. Every muslim country will sink into the sea if it's destroyed. Is that really what you want?
>>542688664Bumblebee, they're attacking the all-spark
>>542688664Anon, the jews and muzzies worship the same black cube.
Reminder that maki is still too big of a pussy to bet on the GOP holding the House and writes in trooncase because he doesn't have a penis.
>>542688664>REVENGE FOR 911>Thanks Yemen?kek
>>542688772certainly could use a vacation from thisbullshitthreeringcircusclownworld
>>542688772>Is that what you want?It's time to finally rip the mask off of the Muslims globally.
>>542688738to be entirely honest if somebody offered me a $1000 bet that the sun would rise tomorrow I wouldn't take it - the mere existence of the impossible wager induces skepticism, unhealthy or not>One of these days in your travels, a guy is going to show you a brand-new deck of cards on which the seal is not yet broken. Then this guy is going to offer to bet you that he can make the jack of spades jump out of this brand-new deck of cards and squirt cider in your ear. But, son, do not accept this bet, because as sure as you stand there, you're going to wind up with an ear full of cider.that said the guy you're replying to is a fag who won't tell you who he's voting for
>>542688738I'm sorry that my refusal to partake in degenerate jewish activites makes you so mad.Don't really know what else to say but you're free to give me another (You) if you're not done seething yet.
>>542688702The awoovement controls the vibranium now
>>542688596maybe i'm the one that needs to find godalso>don't let go of that feeling, just don't let it arrest the thought processgood line!
Homeboy brought the kitchen sink on the bus
>>542688060God promised me a heaven of torturing that psychopathic piece of shit. Churchill also. Fuck Britain, Fuck the royals, Fuck the RAF,God's got better things to do. More beetles, e.g.
In case anyone was wondering maki is still too big of a pussy to bet on the GOP holding the House and writes in trooncase because he doesn't have a penis.
>>542688835>b-b-buti accept your complete and total concession! thanks for playing :)vance 2028 btw lol
>>542688866Reminder that maki is still too big of a pussy to bet on the GOP holding the House and writes in trooncase because he doesn't have a penis.
>>542688866you have your very own stalkerI bet you're proud
>>542688864anon i haven't been here for weeks you cannot possibly still be thinking of me
regulars status?
>>542688882no because he doesn't discuss politics>Credible elections are no longer possible in South Sudan – what next?
>>542688866>another seething (You), exactly as expectedThanks!
>>542688416What makes you think the mods are part of that raid? What makes you think they aren't actively "steering" content and only using the rules to censor?4chan is reddit's trash board. It's already dead.
>>542688409Who dresses them? Good lord, that tie looks like it was knotted by a flipper baby, and he doesn't know to open the button on his (too small) jacket if he's going to flail.
>>542688883In case anyone was wondering maki is still too big of a pussy to bet on the GOP holding the House and writes in trooncase because he doesn't have a penis.
>>542688841How many bodies in those bags?
>>542688847everyone knows God has autism
>>542688707Another reason to deport kikes
Senate candidate gets cookedhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/G8OstPdbpCw
>>542688985>cooked>youtube shortanon
>>542688901>regulars status?They were frantically calling anyone criticizing AIPAC a shill earlier, so things must be pretty grim for them right now.At least they're getting paid (I presume).
>>542688883>i haven't been here for weeksBottom surgery recovery?
>>542688901Still angry, MrRelatable?
>>542689028>da jews>please PLEASE stop talking about how China influences politics!
>>542688806>REVENGE FOR 911Yes.israel did 911.
>>542688926About 2 fiddy
>>542688738if you bet on Kalshi you'd be cautious to take that bet. When something incredibly likely to happen only has something moderately good odds, then people are pricing in some kind of risks you may not have thought about. These fuckers are known to nit pick and fuck you over on bets that you are actually correct on (i.e we couldn't verify if X is true at the time the transaction was closed then it was considered not resolved, even if it turns out later that X was actually true then).
I can type the word AIPAC and denounce them as vile nefarious talmudic operativesHe cannot type out the word CAIR, let alone denounce themwhy is that i wonder?
>>542689076>Indian flagBegone, Mudahar.
>>542689029Probably since maki is still too big of a pussy to bet on the GOP holding the House and writes in trooncase because he doesn't have a penis.
>>542688847when you look back on the story of adam and eve, it's not about the magic fruit, but about choosing to diverge from absolute good and taking everything attached with you, which in their case was the physical world.Heaven is rejoining man, world and god into a rejuvenated world, hell is going further and denying the repair work.we could have had infinate beatles, barnicles and dinosaurs of different shapes and no death, not even animals eating eachother, we can still join the autist party.
shills, i wouldnt worry about the midterms, id worry about 2028 because the frontrunner for the red team as of now understands the power of humor at least as well as trump and can laugh at himself far better than trump can.i cannot overemphasize how politically deadly this is, but i can go nn for like 30 mins
>>542689007It's true.
>>542688596>>542688838hey>basically i need to explain what esoterica means in a *real* sense to you, perhapsperhaps not! (i will learn)also>bringing up nuremberg i will always remember that quote! i will always post that quote! sure is something!also also >soviet questioni talked to an old russian dude like a month ago and he swears that it was never, ever worth it and they all lost in the end made me think lots and lots also also also>that female incel bitokay maybe you are correct about genderslop (and yes i know this is out of order i noted down things to bring up and then i just didn't because i was too engrossed in reading)anyways time to continue
>>542688904Those niggers are always starving but never die!
>>542689147Oh I got you. Fuck cair too.
MAGA and good evening, frens!>>542689199The ability to embrace a joke is a powerful weapon indeed, kotman. See you in 30 fries.
>>542689234that quote comes up a lot!when you are done with this please read this thread i have been reading camus' "the rebel" in anticipation of limbus chapter 10 (starting tomorrow!) and jotting down interesting lines!https://x.com/HikiPTG/status/2099592412666662936
>s...........s..........south sudan
>>542689311hello dorofrenslows news day, southcom blew up a floating narco refueling point
>>542689163>proving my point>again
>>542688911You seem to be the one seething, sir.
>>542689234Maki (known as the one who is too big of a pussy to bet on the GOP holding the House and writes in trooncase because he doesn't have a penis), it was very rude of you to ignore your guest who asked about your recovery from bottom surgery.
>>542689199i will not make it to midnitebut still awaiting a new season!
>>542689350I'm sorry, I'm just never going to care about the opinions of people (term used VERY loosely) who shit in the shit.
>>542689336Henlo, my dude! Sometimes no news is good news, but more dead narcos is always a good thing!
>>542689445Very based. Any leaf flag invested in American politics is just trying to suck up enough to get a visa without a fee.
>>542689319>when you are done with thishey i'm not sure if you realized but you wrote a lot! and i'm being a good boy and reading it all, despite some of the content!>>542689327hey did you see the strait! very funny! also lol @ the saudis being pussies but that's to be expected they are too busy trying to be>le normal middle east country these days
>>542688211>physical adversary to jewryHow much do they pay you to lie?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mb-nAXQhmhQ
>>542687967We in the Gundam timeline now niggas
>>542689446they arrested them all first, so blowing it up was just for fun kekalso I had to leave my house today and I saw a goblina that looked like this, she was closer to 3 foot than 4 with the face of a 50 year oldI had remained stonefaced until I got back to my car and laughed my ass off
>>542689199nn katto. I didn't realize your birbs won>>542689311Henlo dororo
>>542689506the camus quotes you can leave off for another time (except for the directly linked one you should look at it immediately)
>>542689518ching chong ping pong bing bongnigger
>>542689336SPACE FORCE IS READY
>>542689498Especially ones trying to curry (kek) favor with the Trump administration by furiously defending jews, Israel, and AIPAC like this one does all day everyday.
Thank you Iran!
>>542689602see how the migger is unable to grapple with my angle?just baboon noisestruly subhuman
>>542689498I'm just honest enough to not use a VPN or hide behind a memeflag
>>542689595All birbs BUT falcons won.
>>542689596see now i'm upset again fuck you
>>542689651/aus/ pol is deadaus is a failed chink colony
>>542689561Fucking kek, shame it didn't kill any of them, but I bet watching it get blown to hell really refried their beans! Also, I commend your composure. I've seen more than a few like that, and it's almost painful trying not to laugh at them. Disgusting little goblins, the lot of them>>542689595Henlo, Okuu!
>>542689602kek roasted that chink
>>542689686aus/pol/ have always been faggots and brownsi remember when labor won, utter subhumans
>>542689086
>>542689676And I wanted those particular birbs to win too >>542689708Does the event start tomorrow?
Break free of the globe delusion
>>542689680it's just called Dialectics sweetie
>>542689633kek, nice
>>542689722go eat a cat smothered in gutter oil you disgusting subhuman
>>542689281Ahh. So that explains the rapid change in personality.He was a Discord kitten ready to have his egg cracked
>>542689775why is Trump denouncing you?
Guys, they really are our greatest ally
>>542689749I think it starts on Thursday morning.
>>542689756SOON
>>542688664If someone blew up the Kaaba, the prophets mosque, the dome of the rock, and the Vatican in the same day I would die of laughter.>not even a jew, it would just be funny
>>542689813They were LITERALLY calling anyone criticizing AIPAC a shill earlier today.It was hilariously pathetic, even by 2026 PTG standards.
>>54268985824 HOURS HYPE
>>542689756i'm learning so much today thank you>females having tons of SEX is actually the perfect representation of being an inceland>actually being a TRANNY is how you conquer humankind and truly ascendand>it's peak fiction writing if you introduce a new tranny every chapter who happens to be an expert at his or her craft and>white magick and black magick is actually real(someone tried talking to me about this in a serious way like six months ago if only i listened to the enlightened /x/ posters) it's fine i have listened tohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2tlWJhKSOEenough in order to skate by
>>542689880it really is over for migathe midterms are going to be brvtal
>542689880Mental illness headcanon
reminder chinks are literally bugs and not worth any time nor consideration in political discourse
I somehow got a real life in the real world so I probably won’t politics post a lot. But anyway do clowns like esoteric knowledge?
>>542689894I bet it'll be BORING
>>542689749>>542689848Either way, it starts this week
>>542688826learn to swimlearn to swimlearn to swimlearn to swimlearn to swimlearn to swim
>>542689955oh no did the clown poster get recruited by the feds?
>>542689929hey how much did you bet on democrats taking back the house?
Christcuck boomers are lower then dogs
>>542689914yes this is all Essential Knowledge and prepares you for when i make you read a substack about a comic about aardvarks
>>542689944>don't believe your lying eyes, goy!I was literally there when it happened and the threads are still available for anyone to read for themselves, so this retarded strategy isn't going to work, rabbi.
>>542690006Reminder that maki is still too big of a pussy to bet on the GOP holding the House and writes in trooncase because he doesn't have a penis.
>>542690006it wouldnt make any money anyway, because its a givenits like betting on if /ptg/ will defend israel when its brought up
>Cop who panicked and shot a miniature donkey to death is getting suedJustice for hee haw
>id hoppingban evading?
>>542690032>christcuckokay kike
>>542689446oh shit hey doro-samai had the privilege of telling harvard to fuck off todayi never thought in my life i'd get the opportunity to shit on champaign faggots.hope you read my news posts from earlier.MAGA.
>>542690089no worries, there are plenty of other bets to make! how much did you bet on democrats taking back the senate? how much did you bet on specific house seats flipping? how much did you bet on the margin of victory?
>>542689914I know many things and everything you said is correct. Particularly the trooning out to be the perfect example of humankind. These freaks completely miss the point of having both male and female in perfect balance and act like sex freaks about it.
>>542690032true, because at least most dogs have a master that loves them
>>542690123>i had the privilege of telling harvard to fuck off todaystorytiem pls?
>>542690123Howdy, Tiggy! I haven't had the chance to read Da Nooz yet, but that is a priority once I get home! Congrats on making the ivy league champagne socialist faggots seethe, too! You saw the opportunity and you seized it!
>>542690104that's cuckshot, he's a cuban marxist mulatto who hates Christianity and pretends to be based but
>>542690038no worries i have essential knowledge to part with myselfhttps://x.com/purple_c0wgirl/status/2099299300513644823
>>542690125Reminder that maki is still too big of a pussy to bet on the GOP holding the House and writes in trooncase because he doesn't have a penis.
>542690059Not gonna show me? Should've guessed
>>542689311>>542689443>>542689595one of those blurry nights again, frens, i hope youre all well
>>542690255i need to cough on doorknobs morehttps://x.com/Newmalinistpig6/status/2096316171884605723
>>542689955>By embodying both extremes simultaneously, they show that seemingly conflicting concepts are actually part of the same unified reality. Their role is not just to perform comedy, but to mirror the illusions of the human ego and shatter the rigid boundaries of right/wrong, sacred/profane, and logic/absurdity. "And the Lord God said, 'The man has now become like one of us, knowing good and evil." Fall.
>>542688111Check'd that Full House, and thanks for Da Newz, Tiggy! Ill go through the earlier threads to see your other Newz updates when I get the chance!>>542690322Also check'd, and I am doing well, Kotman. Hopefully your comf levels get better soon!
If you trust in left or right you're dumb
Trump crashes and burns as collapse expandshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZul-I7CBes
>>542687967>We don't just X>We Yfucking AI slop government
I'm watching a documentary from the 1999 and it's just as libshit as if it was made today.
>>542689181Id shoot god right between his kike little eyes.
>>542690032How's the weather in Montreal, rabbi?
>>542690161got a recruitment letter from harvard law. i told them to stick their fancy pants law up their ass. i'm a country boy through and through.
>>542690332lmfao thank youhey i think you could help contribute to that!
>>542690482>and then everybody clapped!
>>542690521yes: fascism is when a girl sleeps around
>>542690482oh. that's disappointingly shorti was kind of hoping for a story of telling one of harvard's recruiters in a creative way to eat shitoh well, opportunities like that don't come by very often. good on you m8
SHILL FOUND DEAD IN HIS MOM'S BASEMENT FROM SELF-INFLICTED AXE WOUND
>>542690625Fucking KEK
>>542690625many such cases
>>542687967>GuardiansWhat is this capeshit?
>>542690625Ed Buck's suck and fuck.Formerly Sneeds.
>>542690322blurry how? blurry like a clown?
>>542688065yep, they pulled out of their discord xisters to shill here like Priscilla, Stella, breaktroon, imgtranny, DTS and temu imgtranny
/ptg/ - PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL is for the discussion of President Donald J. Trump and his administration. All are free to post relevant opinions and news.
>The only controls or "guardrails" that AI needs is a STRONG AND SMART (High IQ) PRESIDENT!well fuck, where are we gonna find one of those?
>>542689518the point is Trump is disrupting Jews when in host nations do to destroy it from the inside like mass migration to replace the native host
>>542690787>well fuck, where are we gonna find one of those?in the white houseduh
>>542688253>prices from blue stateshey, you voted that!
>>542690746
>>542690538if that makes ya feel better bud
>>542690825Cheapest red state diesel average is $5.85 you shitty fifth columnist.
>>542690564sorry, life ain't always some melodrama. i just got angry and told em to shove off. that's about the end of it.
>>542690394comf’s fairly high, i just got blurry business.thank fuck its not that shit thats been driving me up the fucking wall latelyhbu?>>542690716what? like im some fuckin’ tomboy? like youre the one that memed too hard and God cursed you with a monkey’s paw kind of deal?(if i was pesci i would name all my kids variations of martin for what that wop did for me)
>>542690521anyway time for you to read the camus quotes while i go to sleep (meursault chapter tomorrow!) (!!!)
>>542690890what's the highest blue state average then, so we can compare
>>542690890>prices all come from user submitted data
>>542690946Good to hear that, my dude. Blurry business is serious business, so you've got your priorities set right. Good to hear the troublesome shit isn't giving you any headaches, too! I'm doing well, just killing time now that I'm done with all my work shit and then I can go home. Still got some whiskey left that I'm thinking of having a shot of later after some pidser.
>>542690890ok but what about the eggs?
>>542691045Nice try, you already lost when your buddy lied.>>542691060Nice try, you're a fucking jew.>No, AAA gas price data is not user-submitted.Unlike crowdsourced apps like GasBuddy that rely on drivers manually reporting prices, AAA uses an automated commercial system to gather its data. [1] (https://epiren.medium.com/visualizing-gas-prices-aaa-com-gasbuddy-com-and-foxnews-com-8c50396e1917), [2] (https://apify.com/crawlerbros/fuel-prices-scraper)How AAA Collects Gas PricesFleet Credit Cards: AAA partners with Oil Price Information Service (OPIS) and companies like WEX Inc. to track real-time transactions. Every time a commercial fleet truck or company vehicle swipes a fuel card at a station, the transaction data (price and location) is recorded. [1] (https://gasprices.aaa.com/about-aaa/), [2] (https://www.wusa9.com/article/news/verify/average-price-of-gas-experts-gas-buddy-aaa-daily-estimate-fact-check-2022/65-29d9c6f7-e84a-4a13-a53b-6aa477bbad24)Massive Sample Size: >This method automatically surveys up to 130,000 gas stations across the United States every day. [1] (https://newsroom.aaa.com/category/fuel-prices/)
>>542687967ULTRA MAGA COUNTRY
If Californians accept $5,000 checks from Trump Newsome threatens %100 tax on themWe totalitarian now. U vill own nothing
>>542691045California has pump prices hitting the digit limit but they charge over $10.That's just the pump price not including the sales tax different places slap on top
>>542690983okay i will, nn
>>542690946>what? like im some fuckin’ tomboy? like youre the one that memed too hard and God cursed you with a monkey’s paw kind of deal?>(if i was pesci i would name all my kids variations of martin for what that wop did for me)pretty based, you would be fully justified in doing so. I'm glad your comf is high and hope the blurry business isn't too stressful. just remember standing orders stand and all will be daijoubu. also>is this... cheese industries?>it's about to bebecause that's been in my head all day for no reason and only a handful of people on God's green earth would understand
Counting or not counting pedo trump general
>>542691119Yeah, that's the way to win over voters.
>>542690825>recyclying stale copes that have been dead for monthsTexas and Florida both set new all time highs this week. Are those blue states?
>>542691167>anonymous sources say>wapolmao kill yourself you gigantic fucking faggot nigger
>>542691107>AAA Collects Gas PricesFleet Credit Cards: AAA partners with Oil Price Information Service (OPIS) and companies like WEX Inc. to track real-time transactions. Every time a commercial fleet truck or company vehicle swipes a fuel card at a station, the transaction dat>Sample Size: >This method automatically surveys up to 130,000 gas stations across the United States every day.You didn't read the entire article.
>>542691218Was he your buddy? Is your DND group a chud smaller?
>>542691189That's why they don't have voter ID in that state.Results are already known, just performative.
>>542690795No he isnt, he is quite literally starting jewish wars while letting his children convert to judaism and then bragging about it to kikesYou are delusional
>>542691107>and companies like WEX Inc. to track real-time transactions. Every time a commercial fleet truck or company vehicle swipes a fuel card at a station, the transaction data (price and location) is recorded.Imagine telling on yourself like this that its all from blue shitholes
>>542688112The MAGAest Tuesday?
>>542691253Why do you left wing retards always do this thing where you're wrong, you get corrected, then wrongly explain what the information you misread says?
>>542691301>130,000 gas stations across the United StatesMay I see where it says only blue states?
>>542691311Henlo, Serena! Also, check'd!
>>542691264no, you just a retarded fucking faggot and you lost lol
>Reuters: The number of ships that crossed the Strait of Hormuz yesterday reached 4, down from 7 on Monday.
So the hormussy is open you're saying
>>542689633>SPACE FORCE IS READY
I just want to watch christcuck boomers suffer.
>>542688230There you are, Maki! It's been 3,000 years!>>542691347Henlo!
>>542688104so it seems
>>542691338>still proving my pointDo you ever think before you speak?
>>542691299Most people don't care about sandnigs blowing up kikes and care much more about domestic issues like White birthrates and replacement migration>>542691212>through user submitted data>>542691312you posted a source without reading it or understanding it fully
>>542691451You lost, tranny.>>542691476AAA gets real time price data from cards being swiped. You're a fucking idiot and you know you are, but you're also a woman so you can't just stop pestering the men ITT.
>>542691069whiskey AND pidser? my only worry would be my comf peaking before caturday eve. youre gonna be alright fren>>542691161>pretty based, you would be fully justified in doing so. I'm glad your comf is high and hope the blurry business isn't too stressful. just remember standing orders stand and all will be daijoubu. you’re damn right, and theres a blurry rainbow at the end of this for me too[cut to a rainbow with one end on my grave]>also>>is this... cheese industries?>>it's about to be>because that's been in my head all day for no reason and only a handful of people on God's green earth would understandim definitely among the privileged few and i even read it in the right voices.matt got a lot of traction out of objectively meaningless conversations because he knows that delivering lines like those drenched in meaning or confidence tricks your frontal lobefuck i love 75% of a pound nutria, matt wasnt just aping lynch and hoping it worked, he knew the key was being unironic. i dont know what matt was on about most of the time but i do know he wasnt being ironic
>>542691476riiight..
Hey ptg...
>>542689558OMG is that real?
>>542691529>AAA gets real time price data from cards being swiped.>from blue shitholes
4 ships entering, out of hundreds that used to pass before doesn't mean it's open
>>542691554Thanks, my dude. I'lltry to keep the comf levels to a respectable point until Caturday Eve, kek. You're gonna make it, too, kotman!
>>542691554>you’re damn right, and theres a blurry rainbow at the end of this for me too>[cut to a rainbow with one end on my grave]the carrot at the end of the stick that keeps me from killin' every damn thing in my sightgreen earth would understand>im definitely among the privileged few and i even read it in the right voices.>matt got a lot of traction out of objectively meaningless conversations because he knows that delivering lines like those drenched in meaning or confidence tricks your frontal lobe>fuck i love 75% of a pound nutria, matt wasnt just aping lynch and hoping it worked, he knew the key was being unironic.>i dont know what matt was on about most of the time but i do know he wasnt being ironicit's a whole-ass vibe. lowkey quiet comedy is a lost art. I found out that Dr. Katz only got cancelled because of South Park's massive success, the network wanted to skew in a different direction. but at least we got home Movies out of it. now blur that blurthing.
>>542691349 he was your boyfriend?My condolences
Reminder that I am still baking, but this one will be my last for the night.
>>542691603>Oklahoma is a blue shithole now That's crazy, they usually don't have a single blue county. Blue tsunami incoming.https://gasprices.aaa.com/?state=OK
>>542691705Thanks, owlman!
>>542691529>still pretending to not understand things. your neopenis will never make into a man, despite how many hormones you take
>>542691754>Texas is going blue!>turns out it's only Houston, a blue shithole cityYour grift was already exposed.
>>542691558that's a clear domestic issue. Are you insisting netanyahu personally flew jeets to Texas?
>>542691635roger roger and prepare for takeoff>>542691691>the carrot at the end of the stick that keeps me from killin' every damn thing in my sightgreen earth would understandi felt this with every particle in my being>it's a whole-ass vibe. lowkey quiet comedy is a lost art. I found out that Dr. Katz only got cancelled because of South Park's massive success, the network wanted to skew in a different direction. but at least we got home Movies out of it. i never heard that and that sucks because dr katz was comfcore but home movies ran because dr katz walked>now blur that blurthing.roger
House Oversight committee votes to hold Leon Black, Epstein funder, in contempt of congress for not complying with subpoenas on NDAs and refusing to be deposed. Will be sent to the full House, but Speaker Johnson is likely to call another vacation before they can vote on it.
>>542689181>choosing to diverge from absolute good and taking everything attached with you,WTF else could they do, since god created them as they were and surely knew they'd do that?This anon...>>542688936...gets it. The cosmic autist. I just don't buy the whole "well I came down as a human for 15 nanoseconds so I'd know what it was like to be human." No, sorry, that doesn't count. In fact that's the opposite of what you should have done if you really loved humans. "Jesus was temporarily inconvenienced for your sins."(And don't tell me god is better at loving humans than humans who have to be human, and live with humans, and anything else is a dim promise for SOMEDAY, and also sickness misery suffering death. Of all we love, and all those we love.)In fact the only way I can even approach the goofball is in his autist skin. It's how come I try to find new things to show him, and invite him on walks and such. And point at neat bits of tree bark and cool spiders.But in the end he likes those beetles best. Birbs too. That's one thing we have in common.
It appears the guests are foaming at the mouth. I guess the internal polls for the midterms aren't looking good for them>>542691705Sounds tasty
>>542691789Say it. Still baking.
>>542691828It's always just the shitty cities lmao
>>542691804Tell me again how credit card transaction data from 130k gas stations is a lib saying gas costs $6 gorillion to own the chuds you fucking idiot.>>542691828You said Oklahoma was a blue state you fucking retard.
>>542691885Okay! Ahem... NIGGER!>>542691861Roger Wilco, kotmander!
Remember to GET OUT AND VOTE for your local races and referenda! JOIN ICE and visit USAjobs.gov for potential positions working for Trump!Purge all of those who are against our MAGA movement--whether they previously supported us or not! Get involved! Initiate referenda! Write bills!Become a pollwatcher, candidate, or staffer!Vote in every election--federal, state, and local!Pray a rosary and a chaplet of divine mercy every day!Anything you can do to make America great again, do it!Full voting guide: https://files.catbox.moe/mroo26.txtMake America Healthy Again Act: https://pastejustit.com/make-america-healthy-again-act-by-pugnatUkrainian War explanation: https://files.catbox.moe/tgahll.txtBigger Beautiful Bill: https://files.catbox.moe/vf26pr.txtEndorsements for upcoming referenda:AL: YESAK: NOAR: Yes, Yes, No, YESAZ: YesCA: NO 1-38+40+44, YES 39+41-43+45)CO: YES (NN: NO)FL: YesGA: YesHI: NOIA: YesID: YesIN: YesKS: YesKY: YesLA: YesMA: Yes and noMD: NOME: YESMI: NoMO: YES, Yes, NoNE: YesNV: NO, YESNH: YesNM: Yes, No, no, NO, NO, NO, NO NC: YESND: YesNM: NONV: NO, YES OH: YesOK: YESRI: NOSD: YES TN: Yes UT: YesVA: NOVT: NoWI: YESWV: YESWY: Yes It's time to vote against TERRORIST Democrats!
>>542691881Why is the demiurge so dumb?
>>542691885
What a day
are anons really going to let the staller's guild win just before midnight?
>>542691992>>542691941!!
LET FREEDOM REIGN! FULFILL OUR DIVINE PROVIDENCE, OUR NEW MANIFEST DESTINY!Our rightful land:1. British Indian Ocean Territory2. Canada3. Greenland4. Marie Byrd Land5. Faroe Islands6. Clipperton Island7. St.-Barthelemy8. Falkland Islands9. South Georgia & the South Sandwich Islands10. St. Pierre & Miquelon11. Fernando de Noronha, Rocas Atoll, Sts. Peter & Paul Archipelago, Trinidade & Martim Vaz12. British Antarctic Territory (incl. Ross Dependency)13. St. Helena, Ascension, & Tristan da Cunha (SHATC)14. Dutch Caribbean15. Cayman Islands16. Guadeloupe17. Martinique18. Montserrat19. Anguilla20. Turks & Caicos Islands21. UK Virgin Islands22. Bermuda23. French Guiana24. French Polynesia25. Pitcairn Islands26. Wallis & Futuna27. Peter I IslandWe're Americans. We dream big & we win bigger. The fact is that we cannot tolerate unfree zones with the Americas. We're going to liberate our sphere, including:1. (Western) Samoa2. St. Vincent & the Grenadines3. St. Lucia4. Kiribati5. Cuba6. Nauru7. Dominica8. Jan Mayen9. Grenada10. St. Kitts & Nevis11. Antigua & Barbuda12. Bahamas13. Costa Rica14. Panama15. Iceland16. Jamaica17. BelizeIn summary, our goals are:1. Enforcing the Monroe Doctrine2. Ensuring American naval dominance.3. Reducing housing prices in the mainland USA.4. Punishing outposts of tyranny in the New World.5. Improving the US economy.6. Creating Fortress America.7. Purifying the New World demographically via mass deportation.We already have funding to enforce border patrol for Marie Byrd Land, Canada, & Greenland! Let's move forward & fulfill our American dream, the dream of Washington, Jackson, Jefferson, & Polk! We'll see McKinley & Kennedy smile upon us from Heaven!
We need an ALL-OF-GOVERNMENT response to the migration crisis in our Country!State ought take maximal action to increase deportations for national security!Treasury ought confirm immigration status with tax filings!Transportation ought collect immigration status when they inspect trucks!Interior ought enforce measures to protect our Country against foreign labor in national parks!Agriculture ought crack down on abuse of farm labor visas!Labor ought throw the book and bust unscrupulous employers which hire illegals!JUSTICE ought launch an all-out judicial crackdown to crush migrant crime and anti-American discrimination! WAR ought mobilize to clear illegal alien terrorists off the streets!Commerce ought restrict government money to companies with strict immigration protocols and secure our economy amid crisis!HHS ought declare that public health justifies emergency measures to deport illegals!HUD ought help DHS to deport illegals who use government housing! Arrest them in their sleep!ED ought collect data on illegals in school and teach children of the migration threat!Energy should be tightening security protocols against migrant crime & terrorism!VA should lend VA Police to DHS!Even other agencies of DHS can lend their staff to ICE and CBP! (In fact, why not establish Joint Deportation Commands in various districts across the Country?)Every department has multiple roles it can fulfill in our national struggle against foreign contamination! Labor can do a lot more than just break bad unions--they collect labor statistics, it's not hard to collect illegal alien labor data!REGULATE IMMIGRATION TO DEATH! Have every department writing regulations to protect the American people against legal alien labor and reduce the number of foreigners in America!We cannot stop restricting the barbarians until our wages recover and our Country is happy and prosperous again!
IT'S TIME
There's only one problem with the Bigger Beautiful Bill: We'll have TOO MANY hot girls! Here's the full text! https://files.catbox.moe/vf26pr.txtRead it, share it, and pass it!
shills are communist kikes
IT'S TIME to take the Highway to the /comfy/ zone!
ITS TIME!!!!nn all frens, plz remain comf at all times
>>542691970I don't know. But if I had a chance I'd punch him in the dick.
>>542692080>00:00:00TONIGHTHHnn
>>542692076>>542692077 (Check'd and pass that BUSTY Act!)>>542692078>>542692080Good job, frens and kot!>>542692079YES!>>542692081SERENA, NO!
>>542692076>>542692077>>542692078>>542692079>>542692080Good jobs!>>542692081oof
>>542692062>>542692062>>542692062Like the sands in the hourglass so is /ptg/.>>542692062>>542692062>>542692062Go now, new thread, neo thread, neos thread, I am the last to awoo, and all aboard the battlebus.
>>542691845the point is that even on domestic policy, he isnt fight jewsim sorry
>>542692076>>542692077 CHECKED>>542692078>>542692079>>542692080NICE>>542692081oops
>>542692129>>542692133>>542692244thanks guys!
Does anybody believe that bullshit no parachute fall from paradise boomer prayer pilots story?
>>542692076>>542692078>>542692079>>542692080Good job frens! >>542692081Good luck next time! >>542692244>>542692133>>542692129Thanks frens!
>>542692076>>542692077>>542692078>>542692079pretty good >>542692080nice >>542692081oof
