Nothing says “protecting national sovereignty” quite like locking yourself into a foreign post-national organization and having to follow all their laws and rules in a bureaucratic hell.
>boo hoo hoo I thought I could celebrate Juneteenth sucking nigger toes next year like my based migapede brost. OPYou don’t know any of the details of the proposed deal, and the PM has already shitcanned joining the EU.
My dog fucks me while I sleep
>>542712439>Nothing says “protecting national sovereignty” quite like locking yourself into a foreign post-national organization and having to follow all their laws and rules in a bureaucratic hell.But enough about Quebec.>>542713900I enjoyed this new twist on a time-honored classic, have a (you)
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>>542712439It's exactly the same, the system there is modeled in part from Canadian provincial management. Primarily it offers another market space. Plus now you can travel and work there without a visa being Canadian
>>542712439This means the USA is probably doomed. Or Canada's territory will get split between USA and EU.Fuck, how times change.
>>542714816Well, I don't mean USA is completely doomed. It just increases the likelihood of civil war.
>>542714324We need this kind of humor to be mainstream again, everyone needs to know how disgusting and degenerate white women are. fucking dogs and horses and niggers and spics. THE WHITE WOMEN MOVIE
>>542712439why do you have to shit up the board with non-news you fucking asshole dog-fucker.Come back with thread when they actually JOIN EU
>>542712439How did being independent go for you? Historically anglosphere countries have been making horrible political decisions compared to those of EU.
>>542714254I ask anti EU people what's wrong with having safe food and access to cheap goods from other EU countries. They never have a response to this.
>>542712439Great news. You also forgot that EU is now in bloodiest war since Hitler times with a nuclear power. May it is not documented so for beurocrats this is not happening, i understand.
>>542712439does schengen area apply? because if I can move to Germany without even a passport then I'm fine with this.
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>>542715645Canada cannot become a superpower for at least 50 years if you're lucky.You will either belong to the US or EU. Make your choice.
>>542712439I assume that in order to join they EU, they would have to leave the Commonwealth?
>>542716435did the UK have to do that to join back in the day? think for once, burger boy
Trump will sign an EO renaming canada cucknada.
>>542712439Another country israels leader cannot visit (arrested and sent to icc if he does), did not know carney was anti jewish.
>>542715443Having free-travel to and from countries where they allow un-vetted monsters in at an alarming rate would be one.But just think of the ethnic food!Shut up nigger.
Cucknada has always been a disappointment. They’re really just the beta bitch boy who always just says “S-sounds good, I guess…”
>>542712439CARNEY DID ITThe crazy son of a bitch did itGET FUCKED TRUMPERS! ELBOWS UP!!!
>>542716157It is the shining jewel that ends the wef proving the wef is a completely useless ccp puppet group as such useless at leading anything anywhere other than to ruin.Bonus it has helped proving globalization is a useless idead that fucks everyone right now because they are all behest to the ccp (mostly taking bribes from them).
>>542715443HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAI'm sorry but you are completely unaware of things that go on here, this one has probably been pushed as a way to continue to pipeline indians, before they would come to canada and scam their way into the us but the us has now shut that door so they will use the eu to continue the scam. Laundry mat for fake certification etc.
>>542718232I think you (and they) missed the implications of the icc arrest warrant) carney is also saying "fuck isreal", however he is so clueless he probably did not even notice.
>>542718118Canadian cities didn't have enough somaliniggers. I for one embrace the change. I look forward to dying for ukraine
>>542712439>hand rubbing gesture>jeet appreciation gesture>begging implication gesturejuxtaposed with whimsical mimicry
>Canda joins EU to stick it to trump >Now they have to import infinity more arabs and indians in addition to the infinity indians they were already importing
>>542712439Carney’s a wanker, news at 11
>>542718846ALSOCelebrate the leftist government in canada says fuck environmentalism add even more pollutants to ship things further around the world to sell them!The end of environmentalists having any good argument while supporting the left (unless they admit to only wanting to destroy capitalism - and that ends them too).
>>542712439>man on screen said joining United States of America bad>man on screen said joining United States of Europe good
>>542713900I thought it was your dad.
>>542713900How would you know, you're asleep when I do it
>>542720082no that's the american who gets fucked in his sleep by his dad
>>542712439this is like inviting your side chick into being your "not wife"
>>542717692They were the head of it retard
We wonned bigly
>>542712439Based
Failed narco state to the south, CanaNewDelhi to the north.
I remember back when “Changnada” was the harmless Canada joke and it was mostly just the “Just post the in-store prices, and there will be an end to the horror” Lord Humungous guy. Now it’s a legitimate existential crisis caused by jeets and the “in-store prices” joke became real and now spans the entire continent.
>>542712439If Donny boy got his way; you'd have the same thing with the USA; difference being, you can choose to leave the EU ( even when a full member )The USA - you have to fight a war for that right.The associate member idea is new; nobody knows what it means; but if the rumours are true, it would vary by country; and that South Korea, Japan , Australia and New Zealand will also receive offers.
>Build your entire political existence on the issue of national sovereignty>Discard national sovereignty to an unelected, anti-democratic foreign dictatorship at the first possible opportunity.What a twist. Positively shyamalanian. Who could have ever predicted this?
>>542722732>Canada welcomes immigrantsWHAT A TWEEST>From IndiaWHAT A TWEEST>In infinite amountsWHAAAAAAT A TWEEST!
>>542722732>Canada was India the entire timeWHATATWIST
>>542712439Thanks Trump
>>542712439With Schengen hopefully. I want to move to Canada while keeping German gibs bc I don’t have work.
>>542713900You're a shoo-in for the FBI.
>>542724615The area around Williams Lake in BC has lots of Germans, they say it reminds them of the Black Forest.
>>542724615>I want to move to CanadaBut why?
Carney has a death wish? Is he insane?
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>CANADA IS NOT FOR SALE>except to the EUCanadians have no principles.
>>542712439Isn't this basically the EU trying to directly step on the dick of US? Can't end well for EU, a lot of very weak countries in it militarily.
>>542715502Yes and the EU is actually not capable of fighting the war without US satellite tech, intelligence, shells, armored vehicles and high quantities of US surface to air systems. Europe does not have surface to air tech in high quantities esp not modern ones. That's why they're desperately shopping from.... Israel, while also sanctioning Israel. Sure the Yahudis well known for integrity will deliver quality when you're actively sanctioning them and against them.. Lmao.
>>542714816the usa and eu will become one country
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>>542712439no, no, no, no!I do not want your chinks and jeets here!
>>542727037You're the last white country in Europe. The jeets will be flooding there the second the deal goes through.
>>542721087that's just eurasia, oceania and east asia with extra steps.we are cooked
>>542712439carney is about to 100% be proven as a fraud>>542719384If he actually cared about the eu or canada's future he will be making easy pathways to sell the eu oil but no the ccp will not allow that.
>>542712439We should have annexed you in the 1950s
>>542713850>and the PM has already shitcanned joining the EU.Could you tell me more? What does "associate member" mean?
>>542727427>should have annexed you in the 1950sWar Plan Crimson goes back to the 1920s and 30s.Although, the 1950s was when the story of soviet infiltration in Leafland broke. picrelSo maybe, yes, you should have invaded then...but you didn't.Oh well.
>>542727500it probably means "oh shit all the white guys can freely return to their ancestral homeland if we do this, depriving canindia of tax revenue and re-europeanizing europe! The fuck we will allow that!"
>/pol/-Leafs being uber-dramatic over nothing storyMany such cases desuYou can look forward to 2 more (Years) of nothing stories like this in order to keep the mad dog chimping out.>they don't even knowIt's why Actions do not matter, pivots, and so on. At least, they do not matter for 'early indication' populations, who are akshually very late every single time.
>>542712439It's to open a forced secondary gateway for browns instead of upping the domestic birth rate. They'll set it up so arriving in Europe lets you be shipped to Canada.The government will "plan" to relocate them to newly developing areas as part of the growing workforces to capitalize on new investments, but in reality they'll all just sit in existing cities.
The EU should take the opportunity to decentralize, get rid of the stuff people dislike, basically the open borders stuff, and focus instead on economics: basically, become a replacement for the dead WTO system. But this would mean admitting they went too far in some areas and prompted a hugely counter-productive backlash (see: Brexit) and nobody likes to admit mistakes.
>>542728217>in reality they'll all just sit in existing cities.I'd like to think that, but we see in the EU that migrants are shoved by the thousands into small towns on purpose.
People and news are making too much of a deal out of it.Most of what is happening now do not change much for EU or Canada.The deal is primarily something that they could have made just as easy without being an associate member at it does as a member.This is basically about certain fields that both Canada and EU needs. But of course the associate title make it sound a lot bigger.What they should have done is really include a Schengen/EEA since that would have changed a lot. Hopefully that will happen since it would have been pretty based business wise.
>>542728274This.Funny thing about EU is that if they removed and made it extremely strict and difficult for immigration from shit countries, it would have been a whole different world over here. Its basically immigration that turns countries into welfare states that is the main issue for everything regarding the economy here.Same as the US would have far less problems and been able to build infrastructure if the priority was the people and not everything that illegal immigration and the high cost of it.
>>542727500>What does "associate member" mean?not reported, just vague, optimistic soundbites:>"...a new category of partners for enhanced free trade and cooperation on areas including defense, AI and high-tech science, according to an EU official with knowledge of talks..."https://www.politico.eu/article/ursula-von-der-leyen-blindside-eu-canada-associate-member-pitch/all the people involved aren't saying and refused to take questions on it. it may not even happen because its another power grab by Ursula (behaving as a head of a state for a state that doesnt exist) and the Parliament wasn't consulted
>>542713850instead we'll be getting our dicks mutilated in accordance with european sharia law
>>542728407In Europe "small towns" are the same distance from cities as our suburbs.
This pic is old enough to pre-date the Great Canadian Jeet Crisis and was intended as a joke, but it’s 100% applicable to today.
>>542731608A "Davy Crockett" can take care of most of the problems.
>>542712439lol
I can see why chinks like yourself would be angry about this
BTW pic related.
>>542729046in theory they posses all needed qualifications but the geographical oneTrump gets his gulf of America and we get cold France and upside down Englandwin win
>>542735472Arctic-GODS...Our time is coming.
>>542712439We get nothing good out of this.
>they fall for the EU has some political power whatsoever memeit's just going to be the same deal that Norway, the Swiss and Iceland have, but limited in even more capacity to not need 1000+ regulations to be uphold overnight. It's just propaganda to keep Trump in check even more
>>542712439Why is Trump still sucking off the EU despite the EU trying to humiliate him all the time?
