A politician can cause billions of dollars in damage, and the worst thing that can happen to them is that they don’t get re-elected. Where is the accountability in that? Where is the incentive? This system only incentivizes politicians to make mistakes in ways that just happen to make them rich in the process.
>>542729565definitely fucking any woman i want any timeyou kidding thats literally the dreami would be banging massive titty/ass bimbos constantly
>>542729565Eternal youth and 500iq, any other choice is retarded.
>>542729565Does eternal youth include eternal life? if so I'd choose that with shape shifting for sure, those are supernatural powers.
>>542729828yup
>>542729565>presses 500 IQ twice
100 billion easy, I dont fucking care about fucking women since im happily married. Just give me the money and ill fuck off forever.
>>542729725You'll get bored of it in a year, two tops, and then become a monk.You should just pick shape shifting. You can pretend to be any celeb (or even a woman's husband/boyfriend) to fuck roasties. You could even get away with rape easily by shape shifting into a nigger for the crime.>>542729565I just want to know what retard would pick "super strength" and why.
>>542729989Truly a 1000IQ choice
>>542730011>he wants to get divorce-raped for $50 billionlmaoooooo u dumb nigga>>542729989All the IQ in the world will never buy you happiness.In fact, high IQ is more closely correlated with depression and suicide.Retards win once again! Brainchads STAY MAD.
>>542729565>Why do most people think that politicians want what’s best for them?To believe that opposite would be to admit that everything is a scam and they're participating in it.
>>542729565Yellow and purple.
>>542730087Some of us are actually in stable marriages, seething little virgin lmao.
>>542729828You may not actually want the high IQ. It may be more of a prison than a benefit. Super strength is more practical. Yeah the money would be good too but if you got eternal youth you have plenty of time to invest.
>>542729989With 1,000 IQ and enough time to work everything out (and privacy / security), you could probably solve all the world's problems, thus giving everyone a better button and earning some of the other ones on the image. You would miss out on the titan strength and shapeshifting.
>>542729565500 IQ, and shape shifting. That would be the only way to live a normal life. The rest of them get you killed or extorted.
>>542729565With eternal youth and shapeshifting it would be trivial to get infinite fucking and 100 billions as well.
>>542730290Only because you're a poorfag kekMoney changes people. Not that you'd know.>>542730304Found the retard who'd want SUPA StRENGTH LIKE SUPAMANPlease explain what you will do with it? Jack off at the speed of light?
>>542730403Aww he thinks calling me poor is insulting. You will never have sex lol.
>>542730378it would be cool to shape shift into a dangerous animal and kill africans, then turn into a bird and fly away.
>>542729828500iq is a trap selection for tards. i’m smart enough. no amount of money or iq will get you a girl at any time
>>542730356>nigga thinks IQ means someone is SUPA SMART or somethingIt's just pattern recognition nigga. You can have 150 IQ and still be an ignorant faggot lol>>542730456What's with all this seethe?Guess your marriage isn't as solid as you pretend huh? Ass-pained faggot
>>542729828SPBP
>>542730492or, maybe shapeshift into a bat, pick up some wicked disease, again, kill a bunch of africans, then shapeshift back into a bird, and fly away.
>>542730304You have an eternal life in your prime while also being the smartest person to ever exist, you can achieve anything.
>>542730390Eternal youth does not mean "eternal health".Immortality itself is way over-rated.Now shapeshifting? That's OP as fuck. >>542730493Bingo. It's a trap for morons who think it'll make them into Lex Luthor or some shit.
>>542730517>hurrr why are you seething? How adorable you are
>>542730562Shape shift into a dog so you can finally have sex with a white woman.>>542730572>thinks IQ = smartNever realized retarded germans existed. You must be an american expat.
>>542729565I take money and youth that removes the need for the other buffs
>>542730581>Immortality itself is way over-rated.but it's nice to have if you can you can always ack yourself if you get bored of eternity
>>542730637Shape shift into your stepdad, so I can finally have sex with you.
>>542730290>Some of us are actually in stable marriagesonly beacuse you have jack shit to take from you now introduce $100 billion into your "happy marriage" lol
>>542729565Eternal Youth and Shapeshifting- Become Humanity's guardian or baneSuper Intelligence and 100 BillionAdvance Humanity ForwardEternal Youth + Super StrengthBecome most valuable blue collar worker100 Billion and Any WomanHedonism Maxing500 IQ and Any WomanUbermensch breeding Shapeshifting and Any WomanBane of all relationships on earth Friends Family or Wife and Girlfriend I would choose Red and Blue and breed ubermensch to get my sons to develop technology for the rest of the abilities with their intelligence
>>542730692How are you going to kill yourself IF YOU ARE IMMORTAL???Proof that retards did not think this through.Immortality is a CURSE. Just look at Cain!>>542730706I'll shape-shift into your mom and pretend to be a loving parent.
>>542730637That must be why all the nations with low IQ produce so many brilliant minds and have such success while all the nations with high IQ never achieved anything.
>>542729828Shape Shifting > IQ
>>542730403I wouldn't want super strength for anything other than self protection reasons. All the money/IQ/pussy won't save you in a fight. Shape shifting will automatically get you captured by the government. You can much easier hide your true strength to make it seem like you are just reasonably strong.
>>542729565Super str and int.
>>542730874which part of Eternal Youth says IMMORTAL?you're just not aging, not indestructible
>>542730791magic IQ gainz are not genetic. your sons would still be retarded-ass gooners.>>542730905>self protection reasonsYou know that guns exist, right?>tosses tanks around like crumpled paper>gets shotkek>captured by the governmentHow are they going to capture you if they don't know what you look like? You can change your entire body, including weight, height, and skin color retard.
>>542730899If you have infinite time and intelligence that high you can invent a way to shapeshift.
>>542729565are trannies included in blue button? asking for a friend.
>>542730899Need both. Lock in that 500 IQ, turn into a dolphin, find the waterproof laser beam attachment that you built for yourself back when you had hands, again, go to africa, tear holes in the fishing nets, turn back into a bird, fly away.
>>542729828500 iq sounds lonely. I already feel like im surrounded by idiots as it is.Shapeshifting and eternal youth is the best combo hands down.
>>542731071it identifies as a woman therefore is a womanso yes, trannies included, you lucky homosex
>>542731096You don’t think loving forever and watching every person you ever care about die would be lonely?
>>542729565I'd settle for red alone but I guess I'll pick shape shifting as a bonus. Could be pretty fun to fly as a bird and shit.Red already gives me green with some effort, especially combines with shape shifting. Shape shifting basically gives me blue. I'm reasonably certain 500 IQ would allow me to figure out eternal youth. And purple doesn't seem that useful. I can't think of a scenario where I'd need to lift more than a gorilla or whatever can.
>>542731021It never stated that explicitly so its left up to the reader’s interpretation. And thats the way I interpret it
>>542730403>>542730788>raised by a single mother energySorry your mom is a whore
>>542729565 What's the cost to spin up a nuclear weapons program?
>>542729565Shape shifting, obviously.You can turn into a super smart person who already has 500IQ.You could turn into a dog and have sex with any woman you want.You could shape shift into a younger version of yourself and have eternal youth.And you could turn yourself into King Kong, who can already lift 500t.
>>542731565This is very high IQ actually
>>542731565but if you don’t lock in that IQ, then you turn into a gorilla, you won’t know when to bail. you’ll presumably stay stuck as the first unintelligent being you pick
>>542729565I roll the dice and hope I don't die before I finish. I take shape shifting and super intelligence. I use the shapeshifting and super intelligence to gather resources, and then dedicate all my resources into researching eternal youth.
>>542729565I would pic Red and Brown. Brown is cheating since you can you're basically getting Yellow and Blue. Yellow since you can just make yourself into a young person. Blue since you can just turn into a beautiful man with a giant cock. Red would essentially give you unlimited money since earning money would become trivial with an IQ that high. You could also just assume his identity of a rich guy with Brown and then add yourself to his will and fake his death or something.
>>542729565Eternal youth + shapeshifting. I will then find the greatest Rothschild, hide the body, and rule planet Earth as an immortal Emperor. On occasion, I will shape shift to other humans for material gain. It would also allow me to "fuck any woman" I want because I could simply shapeshift as their husbands/lovers.>Now, assuming shapeshifting grants me eternal life vis-a-vis simply taking younger forms, I will instead take super intelligence instead of eternal youthThis will allow me an even greater ability to secure and maintain my throne as Emperor. btw if you picked blue or green you're a retard
>>542731821why not just shapeshift into the body of a healthy person, then kill the doppleganger
>>542731792I can't stop laughing! XD
>>542729565IQ and strength would give you everything but the troon out button.
>>542731186Potentially at a point, but being 500 IQ would immediately be lonely, because you would never be able to communicate with a single person on your level. You'd spend your entire life explaining things to inferior people. You'd always feel like you're sitting above every conversation and social situation you had. Never able to feel comfortable with any of it. You'd also turn away a lot of people who would feel threatened by your intelligence.
>>542729828>can literally shapeshift into anything/anyone>choose to be a boyish turboautist insteadyou can't fix stupid.
>>542729565Super strength and super intelligence lets you get all the rest
>>542732000retarded image but the troon alarm got a kek out of me
>>542731881Shapeshifting only affects your shape, not your biological age or longevity. It's not what you wish it is, it's exactly what it says it is. This is genie wishes 101.
>>542732000all of the buttons put a big target on your back, shape shifting is a non negotiable pick.
>>542732023You could just create people on your level.
>>542732146oh. okay, then just give me the billion and you can have the other pick.
>>542732000Being super strong and super smart won't fix your lack of motivation.
>>542730356>you could probably solve all the world's problemslol>>542730517>It's just pattern recognition niggaThis.These faggots unironically think being le super smart will allow them to shapeshift and become superhumans.In reality they'll just be a depressed loser living on a ranch like Christopher Langan or be really good at chess. The existential dread will probably lead them to suicide, especially if they're biologically immortal.
>>542729565>eternal youthNice idolatry, but im secure.in my faith in and of the Blood of Jesus Christ to guarantee me that and all that the inheritance of abraham entails etc.
>>542729565100 billion no strings attached seems nice. I'd pay off my wife then fuck off forever, playing vidya and fucking hookers until the end of my days.Humanity cannot be saved, so I won't aim for anything idealistic. Also fuck eternal youth, at some point it's time to die like an old fart is supposed to
>>542732023Yes, but if you're immortal (hopefully), people will evolve to have 500 iq eventually. In fact, it might suck for you if you're stuck at 500 because of the wish button, you'd eventually be considered retarded.
>>542729565Green and yellow is the only correct answer.
>>542730581"Eternal youth is the concept of physical immortality combined with a state of staying young forever, free from the effects of aging. [1] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternal_youth_(disambiguation)"
500 IQ would probably be a hellish existence. Green and purple. Though orange would be fun.
>>542729565Red and yellow. With those you can do anything.
>>542732440>people will evolve to have 500 iq eventuallymore like devolve into 50IQ the way things are goingjust give me money and option to fuck any woman, I wanna go out with bang
>>542730791>500 IQ and Any Woman>Ubermensch breedingNow THAT is a fascinating concept. You could essentially create your own race of demi-gods whose destiny is to inevitably take over the world.Let's just hope the Gov't doesnt catch on and snuff you out first
>>542732258Would any of these?
>>542732146Your shape is tied to your molecular structure unless it's just a magical glamour where people only perceive you differently. OP doesn't really elaborate on anything. Super strength, for instance, also gives you super durability. If you can lift 500 tons, your body is essentially indestructible since a normal body would turn into paste regardless of how strong their muscles are. That is unless the strength is fake, like Superboy. Superboy has tactile telekinesis, so whenever he touches an object, he gains control over it, allowing him to fake having super strength.
>>542729565100 billion and shapeshifting
Shape shifting in a way gives you access to fucking whatever you want, atleast to a very high degree. Via theft (mouse/fly form) you could acquire alot of wealth too. Even though you'll still age you can shapeshift youthful too, not perfect but still partial. Same with strength, though not 500t you can still be an elephant or roid freak. You're only completely locked out of 500iq, but unless it's possible to create a genetic plague that kills all Jews there's not much point.
>>542729828but I'm already that smart
>>542729565purple is just blue but better
>>542732786If we assume it's 500T overhead, that's about 1.1mil lbs, assuming your hands are 30 in sq, your skin should be able to withstand 36k psi, with bones and muscles likely taking more. .556 will break your skin, but it may not break through bone.We may also have to consider the caloric needs of 500t and 500iq, what good are they if you can't process food fast enough.
>>542732860>Shape shifting in a way gives you access to fucking whatever you wantExactly. This thread reveals just how low-IQ most /pol/tards are.Shapeshifting gives:>Red (just shapeshift into a Chinese giga-autist when you need Big Brain activity)>Green (just shapeshift into a billionaire, withdraw all his money in cash or dispose of him and LARP as him -- profit.)>Blue (just shapeshift into chad thundercock, or as their husbands/lovers)>Yellow (just shapeshift into a younger form dumbass)>Purple (what, you can't shapeshift into Arnie now? You bitchmade imbecile)
>>542729565Super strength and shape shifting. I will destroy tel aviv, london and new york with magical werewolf powers
>>542730304What if you want to achieve things your shitty brain is incapable of. I consider myself an artistic programmer, but my brain is not good enough to fully release my artistic ambitions.
>>542733398>buttons have capacity to give you immortality and demigod status>instead chooses to be an... "artistic programmer"
>>542730888checkediq is probably more an indicator than a cause
>>542729565Eternal Youth & 100 Billion Dollars
>>542733230You are giving shape shifting more power than it has. By this logic, transforming into an animal will turn you into animal intelligence and you'd probably forget to turn back.
>>542729911Just coming back into this thread to let you know, I appreciate how you didn't even pretend to care about whatever the fuck text you wrote in the OP.
>super strength>can lift 500t>a 747 is 450t>a typical house weighs 200t>mfw going around chucking houses at people>choice 2>fuck any woman I want at any time>this implies teleportation>depending on which party is the teleportee, use this to either get out of trouble or take hostages >if anyone tries to kill me I'll teleport their wife onto my dick
>>542733545That actually is a good point. Shape-shifting is usually meant to keep the person's human personality and consciousness intact. It's just a new form.You can still get all the rest, though. So pressing two buttons means go shape-shift and megabrain.
>>542733545>You are giving shape shifting more power than it has.Incorrect. It was not established in the OP whether you gained their attributes or not. Secondly, why would I shapeshift into an animal? I have nothing to gain from being a "dolphin" or "elephant" like some of the gay niggers in this thread
Eternal youth + shapeshifting sounds extremely fun and incredibly easy to abuse>Fuck tons of men and women by impersonating a celebrity/influencer>Gain money easily in thousands of different ways, limited only by your creativity and nerve>Get access to any location/person at any time without any trouble>Commit any crime you want with no consequence>Fly to different countries as a bird, stalk someone as a fly, turn into an ant to escape capture etc.100 Billion is the easy life but who would turn down such an OP ability?
>>542733495There are 2 choices. I would pick 500IQ and Eternal Youth. That gives me plenty of time to perfect my artwork.
>>542733704>megabrainAnd what are you going to do with this "megabrain"?Do you seriously think you'll legitimately be able to solve all of mankind's problems? You think one (1) singular intelligence will triumph over millions of the brightest minds who devoted their entire lives to solving them? Whose collective IQs dwarf yours?
>>542729565By having super intelligence others are not needed. With such intellect 100 billion could be easily scammed or earned by legal businesses. Super intelligence lets you manipulate people outside of human comprehension, so fucking is happening, she will simply be soft spoken into it. Eternal youth unlocked by scientific means, 500 iq individual would see current scientific problems as trivial kindergarten tasks. Same with lifting, gene engineering. Shapeshifting might be trickier, but nothing is too impossible to 500 iq.
>>542729565Blue, orange. I'm about to fuck op's mom as a dog
>>542732784No but 100 billion and eternal youth is enough for you to not have to do anything and still live like a king. Plus then you have forever to overcome the lack of motivation, instead of being on an immediate time limit to solve aging.
>>542733639Your hand would pierce through the house and the plane if you tried to throw it. Also lifting an object that size would be almost impossible since you would only weigh ~200 lbs and the object would lift you off the ground or toss you around like a rag doll as soon as you weren't directly under it.
>>542729565>$100 billion>fuck any woman you want any timeI see absolutely no difference between these two options. Having that much money means the woman will not just throw themselves at you, they'll happily accept competition just to have a chance at you.Personally, I'll take the eternal youth and the one hundred billion dollars. Sure, I could eventually work my stock portfolio up that high with just a bit of patience, but the jump start will allow me to get comfortable much much faster.Also, the other three will probably be available on the market in the next one hundred years. Them or something similar, so I'm good with that.Also, only an idiot gets married when they have one hundred billion dollars. With that much money you can just give them contracts that don't in any way count as marriage and you can pay them with interest from the base funds alone.
>>542729565Shape shift is the most OP option.>100 billion $Dude you can shape shift, you can figure out a way to make way more money than that.>Eternal YouthShapeshift into younger versions of yourself/animals>Super StrengthMaybe not 500t but you should be able to cover your bases with the entire animal kingdom at your disposal>500iqShape shift into an intelligent human, ez>Fuck any woman you wantLiterally just shape shift into a dog
>>542733912I'll be really good at videogames.
>>542729565$100,000,000,000 Super StrengthLet me live alone and then I can use my 500t Lifting Strength to carry Pennies and flick them 100 miles into a city and kill people. They will call the suspect the Penny Pounder.
>>542733917>get 500 IQ>prepare for world conquest and epic Science™>realize existence is meaningless, can't relate to other humans, hypergiga-autism repulses women, all your inventions are stolen by others, gov't considers you a threat and eliminates youThe Tesla experience.
>>542733912>Whose collective IQs dwarf yours?>Put 10 50IQ niggers on a room>That means now i have 500IQ to solve every problem in the world
>>542734024So for what tasks would the super strength actually be usable?
>>542729828Does eternal youth mean eternal life as well or is it just youthful until 70-80 years then ACK
>>542734120>70iq person's idea of what being 500iq is like>durr im fugging retarded and want to die durr
>>542734099You must be low IQ. Lots of low IQ faggots ITT thinking super intelligence is the bees knees.>for reference, I'm 134 IQThat puts me in the top 2%. Not megamind status, but statistically smarter than 49 other people in a room.What you'll ACTUALLY find is that nothing challenges you, you'll get bored of everything, you can't relate to anyone, you'll be too unmotivated and autistically aware to attract a woman naturally. You'll start contemplating existence and become hyperaware of how torturous material reality is, then you'll probably off yourself.
>>542730493The novelty of sex wears off after a while of being a sex haver. Please don't tell me that's the one you would have picked?
>>542729828This, unfortunately you need at least 130iq to realize it though.
>>542734144A thousand monkeys typing on a thousand typewriters will eventually write Shakespeare.
>>542734027You could rip people apart. Super strength usually means super durability. Lifting 500 tons basically means you're indestructible since your skin, bones, and organs would need to withstand 500 tons as well.
>>542734144>>542734311>thinks IQ =/= intuition>doesn't realize it's just pattern recognitionYou'll be real great at finding out the Thing® that nobody else could. But you'll completely fail in human/emotional aspects because high IQ won't do shit for your base human desires and needs.Most super intelligent inventors, scientists, mathematicians were incredibly depressed and lived lonely lives. Especially being they couldn't relate to much of anyone. You'd be that but it'd be with the entirety of humanity. And you're too stupid RN to even understand it. Ironic.
>>542734545And the moment you attempt to actually use your super strength for anything other than menial shit the Gov't will pull up and finish you off with an RPGgg, king kong, you fat dumb gorilla
>>542734620KeywordMostWhich can also be used onMost super intelligent inventors and scientists didn't have 500 IQEven stephen hawking lived such a good life he had time to join the elite in hedonism.You might be a sad retard that sees suicide as the only option if you were actually smart, but not everybody would.
>>542729828shapeshifting is just eternal youth but better
>>542734887>super strength and super intelligence>can rip houses out of the ground and throw them with unerring accuracy at anything the government throws at you short of a nuke>can possibly jump miles away to get out of trouble
>>542730581>Eternal youth does not mean "eternal health".no, but most negative health effects are associated with aging. If you were healthy at 25 years old, eternal youth essentially does mean eternal health(provided you avoid contagious diseases and physical injury). That said, it seems redundant with shape-shifting. Just shape-shift into your 25-year-old self every few years. That one carries the added benefits of repairing physical injury and would also fix you if you have some kind of genetic disease because you could just shape-shift into a healthy young person. 100 billion dollars is pointless: you can get that via other means. Eternal youth and fucking any woman are both redundant with shape-shifting, which is essentially both of those things(shape shift into an early 20s male model). The 3 unique good options are super intelligence, super strength, and shapeshifting, and the only choice is which two that you want. I would take intelligence and shapeshifting, but it would be interesting to be able to lift 500 tonnes.
>>542735222>be this guy>le im gonna throw houses at the GOVERNMENT ebin and jump around :DDD>get merc'd by a drone strike
>>542735094dumbass huemonkeygo play an old RPG like Skyrim over and over and over and over again where you have the exact same interaction with NPCs thousands of timesnow imagine every human being IRL is like that.
>>542735222You know, even if you have the power to chuck a house into that nigger, you probably wouldn't be able to, like you have no point of contact where you can lift the house without it crumbling, same with most vehicles honestly
>>542735473>get super strength and infinite sex0>go to fuck your 1st women>dick literally impales her
>>542729565Super intelligence and eternal youth. The jews wont last a week. Then I will use the super intelligence to have effectively infinite means and use that to do whatever the hell I want.
>>542729565Eternal youth and $100B.It will allow me to fuck off to a private island of my choice, put a mansion on it with everything I will ever need, and not having to deal with this gay and retarded society ever again.
>>542730011>I dont fucking care about fucking women since im happily marriedJesus Lord in Heaven Christ Jesus H Christ Mother Mary and Joseph. Wait until menopause and the fucking crone wont do HRT and get back to me.
>>542735305>have strength to lift a 747 or two houses>can also use that strength to throw a rock or something really really really fast>use my 500IQ to throw a rock at the drone and take it down>average man can lift 200 lbs>I can lift 500 tons (a million pounds)>5000 times stronger than the average man>average man can throw a rock at 60mph>I can throw it 5000x faster at 300,000 mph>use my 500iq to calculate perfect trajectory to brain that drone
>>542730020You can give your bullies a knuckle sandwich for a change.
>>542735440>Burger gets the means to become a god above all>His only thought is to commit suicide because he has nobody to serve anymorelol, lmao
>>542729565first the super strength then I press all the rest cause at that point who can stop me
>>542733594I only intended the image as an advertisement, but it turned out too well, and no one cares about the topic.
>>542729565Whatever IQ I have is already too high. I wish I was a midwit.More money, more problems.Pussy is unfulfilling Live forever? Fuck no. I don't want to be locked into a str buildShape shifting. <-- This Imagine how funny it would to turn into a Rothschild and then donate all of their money to some AIDS nigger in Africa.
>>542729565Ok super strenght and shape shifting are just retarded choices compared to others. If eternal youth also means immortality + the ability to fuck any women. That would be the best combo. Or maybe replace women with intelligence. Imagine the inner world you'd have.
>>542735694>make epic escape>step on rusty nail>can't go to hospital because on the run from the cops>get tetanus infection and die
>>542735734>thinks 500 iq will make him a "god"holy shit you morons REALLY don't understand what IQ is.
>>542730304What is practical about that degree of super strength? There is nothing on a day to day basis that that does for me other than making me a carnival attraction
>>542729565Red and yellow is the obvious choice.Imagine how good you would be at rts games and you could play them forever.
>>542736152>making me a carnival attractionimplying you wouldn't either be killed immediately or taken hostage by the gov't and used for human experiments
>>542736099>The MEANS to become a godYou know, it's funny that you can only get half of the text of the posts, do you have brain damage maybe early onset dementia anon?
>>542732023With 500 IQ, you could create a female copy of yourself and be the Adam and Eve of a new human species.
>>542729565Yellow and orange, you could do so much damage to modernity with those two, it's almost unbelievable how much havoc you could wreckYou can go to any county in the world by turning into a bird, and you can become very stealthy by becoming a snake or poisonous frog (or something else that won't be eaten by a bird right away like a beetle)You could also easily get as much money as you needed. Just fly around rural areas to scout for unoccupied wealthy housesIf you need super strength for something you can become a gorillaWomen and "intelligence" are extremely overrated
>>542729565Shapeshifting gives you Eternal youth by default, you can make yourself younger. 500IQ on top of that would be OP. Imagine what you could pull to fix the world.Blue is for coomer retards who don't know sex gets boring. Shapeshifting also gives you that anyway.
>>542736288Death is a certainty, huemonkeygo back to making fart porn, this is above your paygrade
>>542733545Yeah, we have to assume that when you shapeshift it's still a skin and "You" still exist, it's just a disguiseSo if you shapeshift into Isaac Newton you just look like him, you don't become 250 IQ. If you shapeshift into Tiger Woods you're not suddenly a master golfer>>542733788>Nothing to gain by being a dolphin or elephantExcept that it's easily the most useful ability in the OP assuming that other people don't know you can do it
>>542736425500 IQ is not overrated, as long as the rest of the brain scaled to compensate being able to process all the date you'd think about every second of every day. That with Eternal Youth and you'd be the first person to walk on a planet in another galaxy.
>>542736562It's quite literally not, we have 2 guaranteed death cheats on this hypotetical alone.Huh, again you only could get half of the info and jumped to conclusions, i'm seeing a patternQuick question: How would you feel if you hadn’t eaten breakfast this morning?
>>542736895>That with Eternal Youth and you'd be the first person to walk on a planet in another galaxy.This is a gay jew-infested simulation. Everything outside the solar system is a jewish backdrop, like a half-assed Hanna-Barbera repeating cartoon backdrop. The goal is to cleanse the sim-Earth of all jews and live in paradise, but the White Men of the West have chosen to tolerate the jew. A single jew is enough to turn this simEarth into absolute hell.The answer to all current problems starts with destroying the jew utterly and to the last.To even think about going to another star, let alone galaxy, means you have fallen for extreme jewish bullshit.
>>542736895IQ has diminishing returns, and you will be up against superintelligent AI with many times that IQ rating in a couple decadesIf you become some giga Elon Musk entrepreneur you will just be a big target for resentful poor people to assassinateThis planet has enough problems to solve without going to another galaxy
>>542733912Yes I will make a gene-targeting bioweapon to wipe out all jews, blacks and indians>>542734341Attempting a holohoax 2.0 will be a great challenge that will give you plenty of meaning
>>542736425You can turn into a dog and fuck any white woman you want
>>5427299891000 iq surrounded by 100 iq midwits would be hell. You would have society evolving ideas that no one would be able to grasp or implement. It would be like a midwit white person in 60 iq Africa.
>>542737140>prepare to make gene-targeting bioweapon>"oop I cant get the materials for this myself">apply to work at lab>becky from HR says you need a PhD >acquire PhD after six years>becky says "oop you're white XD">go to jail and get raped by niggers
Yellow/purple is the only real sensible choice, purple alone gets you green and blue for free. Red just makes it even harder to relate to people and that kinda sucks
>>542737466>It would be like a midwit white person in 60 iq Africa.Robbed and beaten to death?
>>542729565yellow and green
>>542735722>he still cares about bullieswow you sound like a queerhave you ever considered that maybe you DESERVED the bullying?
>>542729565yellow and orange. i'd become an eternal elephant and trample stuff forever.
>>542729565Eternal youth does not mean eternal life. I'd take 500 IQ and shapeshifting. Depending on what animal you become, you'd get the strength you need. With 500 IQ, making money would be extremely easy. I have no need for foids. If eternal youth DOES mean eternal life, I'd have more than enough IQ to know that I want to die eventually and leave this gay earth.
>>542729828Eternal youth doesn't mean your mind doesn't begin to inevitably collapse into psychosis. Paired with supreme intellect will accelerate this natural process. Also, eternal youth doesn't mean bulletproof or immune to delimbing. You'll snap one day and spend the rest of your life in a blacksite lab or at best an unknown psych ward.
>>542729565most people are to cowardly to admit they live under tyranny.most people in general are insanely cowardly trick is they just block out the stuff that scares them most as possibility's at all so they can crow how brave they are for facing babys first boogie man.white institutions blocked out the possibility of organized bad behavior at scales thats default for shitskins basic operation police departments now serve the orgs smart enough to attack them first.and the only potential recovery is straight up just total pogroms of subhumans in general at this point the entire justice and democratic systems are just shooting galleries for dissidents at this point.>>542730020lifting implicitly means a certain level of durability be a one man holocaust machine while immune to anything short of heavy artillery and nukes is a pretty sweet deal.
>>542737466How do you think Yakub felt having to deal with those monkeys?
>>542729565Eternal Youth and Shapeshifting
>>542734259>default super durability so the weight can't crush you>stronger than any creature on earth>you could likely out-throw an artillery cannon.>possibly bulletproof bones>you could have sex with pretty much any woman you want, usually they'd be willing>no risk of clogged arteries, as you circulaory system would need to be very high pressured to lift 500tHonestly the only issue might be how many calories you may need, and cancer.
>>542729565pick the the 500 iq one, the use that intelligence to decide on the other option since what I want now may change after I'm much smarter
>>542729565red and greenget a nice bit of capital and the intelligence to use it
Yellow and blue, obviously
>>542729565>100 billionand I use every bit of it to raise an army and larp as Hadrian until I run out coin or sellswords. Whichever comes first.>Shape shiftingI shape shift into any man and fuck his woman whenever hes not around lmao. Its morphin time niggers! TYRANNOSAURUS! MASTADON! TRICEROTOPS! SABERTOOTH TIGER! PTERODACTYL! Also I'd turn into a megalodon and terrifiy beachfags and maybe even eat a few just to spit them out on the shore and change into something sneaky or a fast bird to fly away. Normalfags would be too stunned by what they see to react.
>>542732163Eternal youth can't be countered, you can't die and have reconstitution powers, basically a vampire. Just outlive everyone trying to kill you and then funnel back into the next civ that pops up worth your time. There's prob someone from ancient babylonia doing that here today I bet
>>542740553Eternal youth can be easily countered by>Imprisioning youYou bet that having the power of immortality will make everybody with even a smidge of power wanting to put you into a blacksite for a couple hundred lifetimes.>Sending you off the planetThe option above might not kill you, so if someone really wanted to get rid of you, a one way trip to outside of the solar system and you are fucked
>>542740553>reconstitution powers>gets beheaded>throw head into firepit>free torso that never rotsSounds good to me.
>>542729565I pretty much already have 500IQ. Eternal youth and 100 bill (that basically gets the "fuck any woman" option for free). Who gives a fuck about the other two
>>542729725>you can fuck any women you want>they all have HIVLOL
>>542741112virgins only then I guess huh. don't mind if I do
>>542740881>Put an immortal being in a prison without a crimeSounds like a great plan lol, that would work to their benefit surely. As for the solar system thing, just roll back up with aliens FTL in a few trillion years, if humans even last that long. I guess being stuck human with them all extinct would be kinda weird. >>542740990They could farm someone like that for tons of food
eternal youth + shapeshift- spend eternity slipping in and out of communities- don't need money, intelligence, superstrength- travel light, carefree, living free, walk the earth
>>542729565Intelligence leads to misery via self awarenessMoney corrupts the soul oftenLimitless lust is degenerate and would get boring anywayYouth is vanitySo I guess super strength or shapeshifting holds the most utilitarianism without corrupting the soul
>>542741256Oh no anon, not a prison, a blacksite, very different places for very different purposes.
>>542729828Nah. $100 Billion so I never have to wagecuck ever again.
>>542729828do you know how blackpilling it would be to live on earth for millennia? you really want to live in a 99% brown jew-run hellscape forever?
>>542729565As gamer I will go for the STR+INT build, it is usually op and hard to get.
>>542729565Iq is useless because just being smarter doesn't mean success or anything, plenty of nobel prize whatever are border line broke100bn is tempting but finiteFucking any woman sounds fantasy but in reality it's meh, you will get bored of pussy and maybe even turn gay for a change or excitement that you lostEternal youth is great, but comes with eternal sorrow and sadness for all the people you knew and diedStrength.. the most useless one, we invented tools far stronger than anything alive on earthShape shifting, well, it's good but has its risksSo def eternal youth and shape shifting is the correct answer
>>542736060If your tissues are strong enough to lift 500t not even tank shooting a sabot will scratch you nor give you internal organ damage because your organs will also have to be made from the same impossibly strong tissue. You don't have to think about bullets, mosquitoes , ticks or dying from any kind of trauma, car crash or falling from a plane. losing eye, limb etc. You will also be almost impossible to drown or trapped somewhere where you can die of thirst or hunger. You can die form bio or chemical weapons or radiation. You can drive motorcycle as fast as you can crash, dust yourself and leap into the air like hulk.
>>542743434>Iq is useless because just being smarter doesn't mean success or anything, plenty of nobel prize whatever are border line brokeSo you do realize that IQ 500 is extreme. So every 15 IQ points represents one additional standard deviation from the mean. The measured distance from 100 to 115 is defined to be the same as the distance from 145 to 160.What becomes wildly nonlinear is rarity. Because intelligence is assumed to follow a bell curve, equal steps outward encounter exponentially fewer peopleIQ SD Approximate frequency at or above100 0 1 in 2115 1 1 in 6130 2 1 in 44135 ~ 1 in 120145 3 1 in 741160 4 1 in 31,600175 5 1 in 3.5 million190 6 1 in 1 billion205 7 1 in 781 billionWhat would IQ 500 mean..That is 26.6 standard deviations above the mean. If you recklessly extrapolated the normal distribution that far the probability would be roughly1 person in 10^156For perspective:The observable universe contains roughly 10^80You could generate a new human population equal to the number of atoms in the observable universe.Do that again for approximately 10^76 separate universes.Only then would you expect to encounter one IQ 500 individualIf we nevertheless treat it as meaningful science fiction an IQ 500 being would be so far outside human intelligence that describing it in terms of 'Einstein' then Einstein when compared to a human would be a somewhat smarter insect to IQ 500. IQ 500 would figure out the rules of universe quickly on little evidence, would figure out if its a simulation, root reality or recursive simulation with some quick and dirty experiments, hold and manipulate structures humans cannot mentally represent, solve problems whose statements humans cannot understand, treat entire disciplines as elementary patterns, predict human reasoning and behavior trivially, etc. Its probably better to say God like intelligence.
>>542743605350,000+ ton skyscrapers are made from steel, rebar, and concrete big dawg.Yet you sure as shit can put a bullet in all three.
>>542729565yellow and orange
>>542729828>Wants to live on this shithole of an earth forever >Wants high IQ so he can have full comprehension of how badly he just fucked himselfYeah sounds like something a subhuman german nigger would do for sure.
>>542729565It depends on how they workIf super strength also increases my resistance to damage, I'll take it. If it doesn't, I'll take the blue button as my first choice.For my second choice - if shapeshifting means I can change my age and/or use it to heal, I'll take that. If I can't, then I'll take yellow (assuming "youth" means ~25 years of age rather than something stupid like "5 years old")
>>5427300412000 IQ comment
>>542729565I'll take the Eternal Youth and Shapeshifting (somewhat ironically), because I already have an IQ of god knows what, 160? That's a reasonable amount, and it's legit uncertain what 500 IQ would do exactly. I already have super intelligence, relatively speaking.With that I'm fairly optimistic I can get the money and the women playing the long game (since I am now semi-immortal), and I can even shapeshift into a dog to please white women.
>>542729565Red and purple.
>>542729565>500 IQMight make me insane, too risky>$100BNice but not supernatural>Fuck any woman you wantNice but realistically I'd be happy as a man who can fuck just one top-tier woman whenever I want>Eternal youthGoated unless it's a trick and I'm perma 12 or something>Super strengthAssuming it can be focused to do things like reflect bullets, goated, if not, eh>Shape shiftingGoated and an integral part of my woman fucking and billion dollar making strategyEternal youth + shape shifting
>>542736895>your head swells by two basket balls in volume
>>542729565with the strength you can start a cool ass boxing career.... That aside, it depends on who offers you the buttons, if it's a wishmaster then you shouldn't take any choice.
>>542748955brofist (as a dog)
doesn't shape shifting grant you eternal youth?>biologically shapeshift to being younger
>>542745984What about 1 trillion IQ?
Shapeshifting gives you eternal youth, unless it implies immortality, in which case yellow is a given.Shapeshifting or $100B give you the ability to fuck any woman you want. I don't really need $100B. Red or purple + orange can get you tens or hundreds of millions, which is plenty. Shapeshifting is the obvious choice. Then it's just intelligence vs strength. And turning into a gorilla or elephant is pretty "super strength" anyway. My only hesitation about red is that it might lead to a depressive spiral. The most brilliant people are never happy.Fuck it. Orange and yellow in case if gives immortality after all.
>>54275282966,666,660 standard deviations above 1001 in 10^965,000,000,000,000 have this IQIf every atom in this universe was a human there would need to be 10^964,999,999,999,920 universes before we could expect someone with that IQ/
>>542752600Fucking any woman at any time would grant you immortality, time travel, and reality bending.>I want to fuck OP's mom in 10 trillion years into the future: Both of us are now immortal and destined to meet until that time point.>I want to fuck Cleopatra in her prime: Boom you are in Ptolemaic Eqypt>I want to fuck every single currently living woman in the middle of Pacific ocean, right now: Extinction of mankind as eventually every woman would drown (Apart from OP's mom. This is your deterrence option). Possibly you would also transform into a writhing mass of ~4 billion penises to manage this feat.>You could bring any woman back to life (Why yes, I would like to fuck Catherine the Great and Joan of Ark next sunday at my home).
>>542730403>Money changes peopleWrong, it shows who someone really wasNot that a nigger would know lol
>>542729565Fuck any woman + shape shifting. Then threaten all women to obey you or you fuck them. World domination achieved. Shape shifting so that you don't get assassinated.
>>542729828Eternal youth is obvious, but the other one is a bit tricky. Shape shifting and super strength could probably earn you $100B as a celebrity, so we can rule out taking the $100B directly. Intelligence is overrated. Even an ultragenius would struggle to do anything of note without high energy, high motivation, low anxiety etc. I think it has to be eternal youth + shape shifting
>>542732000keked at the troon alarm
Literally fine with my broke, disabled life as it is.I pick: opt out.
Green and orange would be my picks. I don't need to be any smarter, super strength is a meme, and eternal youth would get boring eventually. Blue is pointless since I could shapeshift into an 11/10 tera-chad, which combined. with being a billionaire would allow me to attract basically any heterosexual woman. I'd use the vast majority of the money for charitable endeavors and keep a couple billion to fuck around with and guarantee generational wealth for my family.
>>542753702I don't want to live forever. Give me super strength and shape shifting. Sex gets boring. Money's a meme. IQ is overrated.
>>542753702The reason you'd take shape shifting with external youth is so you can hide among the population, once you get outed as eternal youth the elitrs capture you and experiment in you forever, you gotta pick shape shifting with it to hide
>>542735694>I can throw it 5000x faster at 300,000 mphA rock would instantly explode if you threw it that fast. Meteors are much bigger and blow up at much lower speeds. Tungsten darts or something like that would be a better choice.
>eternal youth>super intelligenceWouldn't this be the best 2? You'll always be in your prime and you're smart enough to make 100 billion. Once you're in the billions you could outright buy any woman for a night and not give a shit and since you don't look like a gremlin since you're always youthful she'll go along with it.
>>542729565Eternal youth is the only one that buys you time, and I bet it would be better than anti-aging therapies of the future since for it to be truly eternal, it would have to be perfect. Eternal anything is basically magic due to how entropy is a bitch.The IQ option is also great, but it seems that it will be something that future technology will be able to replicate. Same goes for everything else, except maybe shapeshifting. Shapeshifting seems to be the hardest one to replicate with technology and the one that will keep me alive more easily until all the tech is developed, so eternal youth and shapeshifting it is. Unless shapeshifting also includes eternal youth by partial transformation into one of those functionally immortal animals, but that kind of interpretation is a nigger attitude to take in these games.
>>542752829>>542753156Curious, at this point are we basically talking about Boltzman brains or an entire galaxy being a brain?I dont think 500 iq really means anything other than God-like intelligence, let alone anything past it.
Shapeshifting twice
Red and green. The rest you can make with AI.
>>542729565My choices are eternal youth and I can fuck any woman I want at any time.
>>542729725If you picked shapeshifting you could just shapeshift into their ideal partner you fucking retard.
>>542756514An image of their ideal partner. You'd still have your mannerism and charisma of a wet tissue.
>>542729565Super intel.Eternal youth.
>>542729565Super intelligence and shape shifting gets you all of the other ones
>>542756561Being a charismalet is caused by low confidence which would instantly be fixed if you transformed into a Chad.
>>542729842>Does eternal youth include eternal life?Nope. Your corpse will always look late teens to early 20s and will be rented out to necrojeets that will fill your every orifice with jeet cum.On the plus side, you'll becum a jeet cultural icon on par with izzat and jugaad, with jeets emulating you by searching out males of every/any species to fill their orifices with jizz. Male jeets will gain status by dripping jizz everywhere in public they go, going so far as to drool watered down mayonnaise when they can't find a dick to suck.
>>542730087With a high enough IQ, I could figure out how to contact friendly/benevolent ayyyylmao's and go chill with them.
>>542730356>you could probably solve all the world's problemsI'm a fucking retard and know the problem is jews.
>>542729565>Why do most people think that politicians want what’s best for them?because the voter base are ALL gullible idiots falling for pedophile kike propaganda
>>542730905>Shape shifting will automatically get you captured by the government.Not if you shapeshift into a door that leads out of the facility.Or, better yet, shapeshift into the government itself.
>>542729565Eternal youth and shape shifting. We animorphs maxxing, nigga
>>542757082It says just animal or human but I thought of a counter argument you could just shapeshift into a 20 year older over and over and basically have eternal life. So shapeshifting plus super strength is the best combination. Although there is an argument for IQ or money over strength. The thing is I think if you have super strength you will have plenty of money and plenty of pussy.
>>542757162You wouldn't need eternal youth if you could shape shift into a young person over and over. You just have to be careful and not randomly shape shift into an ant or something and get ate kek.
>>542729989Net IQ = 0
>>542729565orange, I become a crow. that's it. I forget I was ever a person and just live and die as a crow.
>>542729565Eternal youth and shapeshifting sounds the best. You can shape shift into a bird and fly and not have to worry about the other kinds of super powered flight that would get you noticed by the government n shiet. Any human only makes it better and more versatile.
>>542729565>You can fuck ANY WOMAN you want ANY TIME>Big roastie concert about to happen>Choose to have sex with all of the spectators so they will miss outIs that possible or is my English bad?
>>542758656You still catch their diseases.Better off shape shifting into a dog, fuck unlimited whote women, and be immune to their nigger std's because you are a doggo.
>>542758878So I could give every female AIDS?
>>542729565>pick 2eternal youth is an easy one thensuper intelligence is a trap, all that will lead to is utter disgust at every human around you for the rest of eternity now that you're immortal$100 billion is also whatever, if you're immortal then amassing wealth will no longer be much of a challengebeing able to fuck any woman you want sounds neat, but with eternal youth you'll be able to get enough women as it is, so my 2nd pick would be super strength
>>542759747Notice how many Jewish botposts ITT want to imply white women--dogs?That's the entire point of the thread. It's a psyop.
>>542729565AI can deliver all of these within a couple decades
To those saying shape shifting into a young person gives eternal youth, I have bad news. If memories (as likely is the case) are based on your neurons, then you would have to shape shift your entire brain to avoid Alzheimers over time, which would lead you to forget that you have the power. Same goes for any animal that doesn't have a large enough brain.If however, your memory remains intact then shape shifting is of course the best, but without knowing whether that's the case you risk dying like an animal, from hunger, sickness or being torn apart alive, or only extending your life by a century or so. So if you want immortality your safest bet is eternal youth.500IQ as has been argued is something akin to a God, but the risk of insanity is too high. Not to mention that like a retard can't understand existential dread, we can't imagine what sort of problems a 500IQ person would have to deal with or whether they'd be able to solve them.Eternal youth is basically magical anti-entropy, but if you are recognized as immortal (the definition from wikipedia says immortality is implicit in the definition) some people will want to capture you as well as having to change identity again and again. So combined with shape shifting you could safely assume new identities and avoid capture. You would probably not be safe from certain things, but shape shifting partially or super strength would make you insanely durable. If you can partially shape shift then you can turn negatively affected tissues into a tissue from an animal immune or resistant to whats happening to you. Shape shifting also implies growing limbs you don't have, so if you lose limbs then you could grow them back. You could probably experiment on this safely. If fucking any woman was reality bending like mentioned above then that's a strong contender to shape shifting, but if it isn't you just get to fuck a lot whereas shape shifting + youth provides you with demigodlike powers.
>>542729565i'll pick the superintelligence and decide the second after
>>542760655that's cheating
>>542745984>>542752829IQ 500 makes you realize:>I'm actually a nigger retard compared to IQ 600 brainchuds of the P0-L dimension fuck fUCK! FUUUUUUUU....
>>542729565I want Zach Morrison time stop and rewind capability from Saved By The Bell
Money and fuck skills are immoralIntelligence and youth are trapsThe only option is super strength and shape shifting.
>>542732640thanks doc
>>542729828I’ll go with youth
Also, being a billionaire would be implicit with immortality. To preserve your wealth with new identities you can simply bury precious metals. It's pretty much a Marshmallow test for the people who want the money for it's own sake. Not to mention that you could get hit by a car and die right after getting it. Which is why super strengths implied durability is very tempting, but as long as your brain is functioning you could likely shape shift your body back into a healthy one, so unless the shape shifting takes too long to shift your way out of a catastrophic bleeding you're probably safe, unless you shift into just an impaled version of yourself. So the strength is very much a contender with shifting, but I suppose I could wear a bikers outfit of a kevlar suit and helmet when travelling to avoid most of the likely deaths. Shifting also prevents most environmental death, no drowning, freezing and so on. Can also fly away. However, with immortality you'd very likely need to set up new identities not to be trapped/experimented on, which in a super high tech society might be very difficult if you want to live in one. If you just show up you could be jailed or deported. You could adopt someone, kill them and take over their identity. Or more diabolically you could have a child and do the same. Potentially you could clone yourself in a super high tech society to get around DNA tests and do the same thing. But seeing your loved ones die over and over, fucking your great grand daughter and the murder + identity theft would be pretty taxing on your mental health. If shifting of the brain would work on memory like mentioned, and partial shifting is possible you could theoretically shift away trauma as well. The power of strength would probably feel great, but shifting into the president successfully and nuking something is power beyond that, and sex with the hottest women would be easy as a gigachad billionaire so I think the safest and most OP.
>>542729565>breenenternal boomer, you get to roam rivers and stab the youth, they'll make horror movies about you. They'll think you're not real, until you smim up on em and gut em.
>>542729565>genuinely believing politicians want what's best for their citizens and not what's best for their personal net worthTop fucking kek. Never forget that Jacinda Ardern (ex prime minister of NZ) became PM in 2017 worth less than $1,000,000 and left office in 2023 worth $25,000,000.
Shapeshifting so I can explore the ocean and get the fuck away from all of you. The other choice doesn't matter.
>>542758656It's the most OP power out of the list but hidden as a gooner pick to filter out retards.
>>542729565shape shifting and super strength>>542729828enjoy your schizophrenia
its based on the misconception that people are living in a world working as it should be, i.e. living in sovereign nations, rather than the world they actually are, i.e. a world where traitors sold you out to jewsmost people have literally no idea that they are slaves
>>542729842only jews and very small children want to be able to live live forever. only the worst of the worst fears death, fears their gods.
red and blue = literally just being born white in current year
>>542730020jews. jews would.
>>542729565Super strength and eternal youth. The others would come along with that (except shape shifting, and I wouldn't want a 500+ IQ, being smarter than most people already is a drag).
>>542729565blue comes with green ..green and purple
>>542729565You can get the effect of the green button with the red button and enough of the blue button that is won't make a difference with either the green, purple or orange button. So red gives you green which also gives you blue. Red is the first choice.The obvious second choice would be orange as you could just shift into your younger self (this would also give you most of the effects of blue), but you should wait a minute after pushing red to see if your new 500 IQ self has new input.
>>542729565Blue and yellow, they are all good, but this is the best choice.
>>542730290Yes, but I find so many women beautiful. My wife is hot as fuck and I get an erection just thinking about her, but if I could get extra wives and have lots of kids with them I'd do it in a heartbeat.
>>542730888That is unironically the immigration narrative. > The West doesn't produce enough high IQ skilled people so we must import them from shitholes. Getting a degree from a Western university is competitive and they discriminate against Whites and males, shitholes have super easy degrees and most can be faked. > Rajesh is more skilled than you Timmy, he's not taking your job because he's a doctor and you're a nurse. Timmy finds out that he, as a nurse, has more medical knowledge than Rajesh, but they still pay Rajesh 5 times his salary.
>>542732000You've never been curious what life would be like if you could masturbate as a woman?
>>542729828Is slap that blue button with my fat nigger dick
>>542729565Baby just discovered why democracy is a shit system?
>pick 500 IQ>which means your EQ will be extremely low and you will be more of a sperg than you already amHigh IQ is literally the midwit option
>>542729565>Super intelligence (500 IQ)The world's smartest man living today is not famous. There's no real perk to this. On a personal level, it'd ruin life to be so smart while surrounded by normies or being governed by people with less intelligence than you. Your inventions would be grabbed from your hands and used by lessers to ruin the world.>$100 billionWhere money gathers, problems are born. You'd have to invest the money to keep it from being siphoned out of you with taxes. People would come after you with sob stories, lies, manipulation, begging. If you start a company, you'd be sued and the incompetence of your financial advisors would drain you dry.You'd become a slave to your own wealth.>You can fuck any woman you want any timeSTDs, unwanted pregnancies with lunatics that hate you, and rape allegations as women snap out of your mysterious influence. Quickly, you'd be bored of sex as a whole, returning to porn or other forms of excitement. Sex blurs to fucking boring, floppy women that just lie back and take it on loose holes that stink like fish. The longterm carnality would make you jaded.>Eternal youthEternally young, people notice. Unless you change your name and move around a lot, stay hidden, and don't make lasting bonds... people will begin to question why you are eternally young. Eventually governments will notice and you will be stolen, dissected/studied, and ultimately sacrificed so that the old and powerful can extract this gift from you. Every excuse will be used. Betterment of the world, your sacrifice used to end old age. But then there's just turning you into gore on an examination table and not learning anything.>Super strength (lift ~500t)Accidental crushes, accidental deaths, accidentally squeezing your super dick to ground meat.>Shape shifting (to any human or animal)Solves everything bad with Eternal Youth. So it's the best one. But the risk of forgetting who you originally were is always there.
>>542729565>Red and YellowSuper strength is worthless without invincibility and I only want to understand or at least accept the world. I would literally rather become a master of conspiracy and redeem or end humanity on my own terms than spend all my time fucking women. Eternal youth will allow me to do almost whatever I want for as long as I can manage it. It's not immunity, but I want to solve as many problems as I can before I go.
>>542729565100 bil and eternal youth
>>542765109I kind of figured since they were listed separately Eternal Youth and Shapeshifting were exclusive or you had a lifetime time limit with Shapeshifting.I figure that at 500 IQ I would stop caring about things like how other people viewed me and just put myself into a position where I could solve all of the problems I cared about. I guess shapeshifting might be better for that, then, but I'd prefer to see things all the way to the end if I could help it. Knowing how greedy people are, I might be forced to take Shapeshifting so that I can actually put my 500 IQ to use.
>>542729565Eternal youth and super intelligence of course, could get all the others with those two.
>>542765473super int would be miserable
>>542765526Not if I build transatlantic homemade nukes and get to nuke tel Aviv and new Delhi.
>>542765576fair enough
>>542729828Eternal youth and "fuck any women ,anytime".Ghengis Khan time
>>542765432Eternal Youth should've been written as "Eternal Life" but it'd still have the same problems. Being immortal doesn't mean being invincible. The stress of constantly being on the run or worrying about who knows of the eternal youth/immortality would make for a shitty life, on top of every other shitty thing about immortality.With Shapeshifting, you could become anyone. Untrackable, unpunishable, and fun to play with.I'd make sex better than the perk of being able to fuck any woman. You could shapeshift into anything and make sex better.You could poison history and science by shapeshifting into contradictory things and being seen.You could constantly shapeshift into not just your current self, but younger versions of yourself. You could go back and forth, shapeshifting into young and old versions of yourself or anyone.Why be super strong (super impaired) when you could just shapeshift into whatever attractive body you want?Shapeshift injuries/disabilities on yourself to collect eternal government gibs. Now you have money while NEETing, but not a monstrous mountain of money that demands you to play with it or lose it.The main worry with Shapeshifting is forgetting yourself. Maybe shapeshifting into something like a dog or a goldfish also comes with the brain capacity of those animals, forever stuck in those forms. Could keep a photo of yourself, I guess.
>>542729565I'd pick yellow and purple if yellow said immortality. Imagine being the incredible hulk in Israel and smashing everything.
>>542765109How does shape-shifting solve anything? Or are you assuming shape shifting has no limits (likemass/volume) and you can shape shift into your younger slef and it rejuvenates you?
>>542729565blue and green
ONE HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS DIVIDED UP AND HIDDEN ALL OVER THE WORLD
>>542729565Eternal youth + I can fuck any woman. End game loadout.
>>542729565Bottom right two. Shapeshift and strength feats.
>>542729565Eternal Youth + 100 B Woman offer Future and don't want talk about Past. And Man offer Past and don't want to think about the inevitable future. The March of Time. Past is Hard Truth, unchangeable. Future is a Projection, a Lie. Politician is the projection of Future, a lie, no wonder woman loves politician, because Just like it is easier to sell to other salesman, it's easier to sell a Lie to a Liar.
>>542764724You can do that with the money, Elon Musk is a billionaire and has 14 children with 4 different women. Every woman has a price.
