If you leafs cozy up to Europe and abandon servitude to your American Masters then THE DAY OF THE RAKE will come sooner than you expect...https://www.npr.org/2026/09/16/nx-s1-5971043/eu-canada-carney-tariffs-trump
>>542740827Do it, bitch. We'll take the east coast ourselves sooner than you can cram another doughnut in your fat fucking mouth.
>>542740827how does canada win this?
>>542741776Carney has impregnated Der Leyen. The Wheel has Turned. The Beast Cometh.
I can't afford groceries, rent, or gasoline. Will invading Canada help?
Get those scummy leave, murca!they're trying to pull the old reverso article 5 trick...crafty dogfuckers!!
>>542740827The idea is to allow infinite jeets into the EU through Canada. Canada already takes over a million jeets a year and even they know it's a shithole with no jobs. With EU passage up they can choose to illegally hop to America or legally get to the EU.
>>542740827I acknowledge no master but His Majesty the King.>>542740998France and Britain could do the funniest thing by using their nuclear ballistic missile submarines to turn Washington DC into a smoking crater.
>>542741776They need guaranteed natural resources, we will sell them what they need. And then buy shitty retirement properties in Florida and Arizona while pretending to not need you for anything.>We are the HR roastie/Karen the country.
>>542740998Do it. You'll be suddenly amazed at how little the rest of the country cares. >b-b-but y-your g-g-gdp!!!Go ahead. Then you'll have to feed those useless coastal niggers, and provide them with energy.
>>542740827You niggers are losing to Iran right now. We aren't scared of you.
>>542741776>1776
>>542741967What about the migger heartland in the south? They rely on subsidies from northern states to survive because they are populated entirely by niggers and inbred mutts who claim to be white while deepthroating jew nigger cock.The midwest will be annexed to Canada by the way.
>>542740827I dont really care what Canada does but they should know the EU is only wanting them to become a member so they can send them to the front lines of the war and once again clean up the mess Europe started because they know Americans will no longer rush to their side.2 times was enough.
>>542740827you wish!
>>542740827turns out THE DAY OF THE RAKE was when Canada turned their backs to the USA and never looked back
>>542740827>won't be 51st state>subjugate themselves to Europe Lmao. Enjoy all the Indians and Chinese they took in having free access EUsissies
>>542740827no moar tree sugar for yous kike loving niggers, lmao even.
>>542742088What war, nigger?
>>542742169The one that is being laid by America when Europe goes to war against Iran due to a fuel crisis.Why do you think America funded a war with Ukraine and Russia, then destroyed the pipe linesWhy do you think America kidnapped Maduro and destabilized Venazualia and its fuel.Why do you think they provoked Iran until they began disrupting the flow and attacking Saudi Arabia.it took 10 years but your just one more away from the fuel crisis and everybody will go to war with Iran to open up the pipes.But keep being retarded, it matters not to me.
>>542740827yawn, keep coping mutt. We want to work with white countries since you mochas are untrustworthy back stabbers
They do have better beer.
>>542740827What associate member even means? What is in it for us?!
>>542742321>he thinks anyone is going to die for Israel in Iran besides Amerigolem zogbotsKEKPersonally I can't wait for America to put boots on the ground in Iran. It is going to be so much fun watching all those faggot troops die.>OOH-RAH MUHREEN-ACK
>>542742414>What associate member even means? What is in it for us?!Good morning saar
>>542740827>threatens US hegemony by joining the EUThis is a valid reason for the US to start bombing Canada
>>542740827USA got btfoPanic sell everything it's fucking over
Dear Canada,They'll be nice to you, until they've taken what they want from you. They're using you. Don't listen to the Talmudic german witch
Whatever helps you sleep this winter when they tell you the fuel is dry.EU wants to be your friend to start demanding resources from you and when they are done you will be sent to the front lines.But hey, if you wanna be under the boot of another country so bad, be my guest, I figured you would be pretty anti EU considering, but whatever.
>>542741886>no master just the kingKing of what, england? Guys an antichrist
>>542740827We would have no problem militarily defeating America. But joining the EU would be a huge bonus for us. We NEED to be part of international alliances that help protect our sovereignty. And securing trade deals. The EU is great for that.
I hate that people are happy about this. What could it possibly mean other than more brown people in my country?
>>542742516what choice do they have?it's either the talmudic witch or the talmudic warlock
>>542742465Shut the fuck pajeet and answer my question
>>542740827Why, so we can have more niggers and muslims?
>>542742067You mean the place with all the food, and oil?
>>542742571If he's an antichrist then he sure hasn't accomplished much antichristery.
>>542742647I will when you learn how to speak english properly, Hindoo subhuman.>>542742662Yes. It is all rightful Canadian clay.
>>542742608canada joining the war with ukraine
>>542742761The south? You don't want it. It's full of "in-breds" remember?
>>542741837Rent is cheap in America shit the fuck up
>>542742817The south doesn't have food (unless you count squirrels and alligators), that's the midwest, which also has more oil than the south.
>>542742993I see that you are retarded.Very well.
>>542740827They auctioned off most of canada to multi nationals for money to build more airports to fly in more brown slaves.
>>542743179Canada is largely fucked. Joining the EU will just accelerate the decline.
>>542740827yikes... it's giving stalker ex
>>542743216Its over just fucking nuke us.
>>542740827The headline is fake news, clearly FAKE NEWS.It was Carney who literally begged the EU for "associate membership".VdLeyen may have reacted delighted butamong highly influential EU members there is significant resistance to this idea. France and Italy still did not ratify the CETA, Comprehensive Economic and Trade Agreement, between Canada and the EU,an agreement FROM TEN YEARS AGO!Belgium, Bulgaria, Poland, Slovenia, Greece, Hungary, Ireland too havent ratified it yet. Cyprus even voted against it!None of them is keen on granting Canada even more rights than CETA would.Baltic states and Poland in particular don't want to annoy the US too much for strategic reasons.Forget about "associate membership"!There might be somewhat closer cooperation in arms production/acquisition, security, energy etc.But the general agricultural & industrial economic interests can't be aligned.
>>542743310People talk shit on the US for it's shitlib infection, but Canada's so much further along than we are, and it's sad to see.
>>542742761Learn to writr
>>542743349I suspect this is nothing but a coordinated show, a farce of Ottawa-Brussels to impress Trump.
>>542742516it's either euro witch or american dog fuckers. i'll take the witch
>>542741837No, all the infrastructure in the oil fields will inevitably get obliterated in the process by a stray bomb or an Anti-American terrorist who doesn't want to let America have it (The blow up the Fabs in Taiwan out of spite maneuver) and your gasoline will end up costing $12/gallon for who knows how long. It's basically the underlying theory on why Canada is still independent, it'll be a massive clusterfuck that ends the career of any President who tries and only pay off after a few decades for the benefit of people who haven't been born yet, at the cost of America's international reputation for a generation.
>>542740827French-Canadian here.Cant wait to make my aliyah to France.
>>542743352We use to be pretty comfy. Then we seen how gay the rest of the world was doing and decided we could do it faster.
>>542740827>BRITAIN OUT!CANADA IN!
>>542741884nigger its 10x harder to get even a supermarket job in europe. nobody is offering cdd these days only cdi
>>542740827HOWS THE CANADIAN NAVY GONNA STOP THE NAVAL BLOCKADEITS A LONG WAY TO YUROP LEAFS
>>542740827It turns out we were the empire all along.Wich other empire can peacefully agregate a top 20 country peacefully? No one but us and maybe China with Taiwan.
>>542744244We've only got enough people to crew maybe 2 ships per coast at any given time. We also have limited part and munitions wed cycle stuff out to sailing ships as needed, One ship would usually be sailing with one on standby per coast the rest would be getting repaired.
>>542741816Underrated post
>>542744244>can't even blockade the strait>threatening to blockade the Atlantic
>>542742662>You mean the place with all the food, and oil?California? They'll be joining the EU after confiscating all nukes, long before any hostilities break out.
>>542742321Sorry bro it's not some amazing master plan Trump is just a fucking retard.
>>542740827Damn I feel sorry for eurocucks now.
>>542741837Unironically yes. But any country would do.Reverting to a raiding economy is what every nation does when they are about to collapse.There is a reason russniggers started hostile actions LONG before they were actually ready to defeat anyone. If things go bad enough in the US, you will be drafted (I'm 40 and too rich to go to war, I will heroically stay behind and fuck your girlfriend and sisters). We kinda already did this to Venezuela and now Iran. Trump himself admitted it when he said we need their resources. If the Iran war fails (it already has), we will probably start shit with Mexico or even Canada (will also fail but whatever, I get to fuck tons of widows before the final downfall).
>>542740827Today Canada, tomorrow Morocco.
>>542740827I hate them quite frankly. Canada has no reason to be in the PeeUuuu other than the ambitions of corrupt politicians to get into a mess where our immigration/migration problem is out of control.
>>542741884Don't you have enough already though?
>>542740827Shouldn't it be day of the flush? Because all Canadians are Indians now?
>>542743891That comfiness is why. Whites get complacent and soft.
>>542740827The controlled destruction of our Country by (((HABAD))) is heard, nobody wins. Nobody.
>>542740827>If you leafs cozy up to Europe and abandon servitude to your American MastersLol, they will still serve us. Trump completely destroyed the EU in trade negotiations, the EU just literally gave up and agreed to his deal.
>>542740827lol don't careeat eskimo dick, miggers
>>542741907based
>>542745711>he still believes the us has any pull lil bro, almost all the world is moving away from the us
>>542745914>meme flaglol, no they are not. But I know that, as a brown, you cannot admit that without taking a fatal hit to what little self-esteem you have.
>>542740827AfD governing Germany wants to leave the EU, so Canada would be a perfect replacement and a new major contributor to the EU. All jeets in Canada will work harder and pay more.
>>542740998With what? Bacalao cannons?
>>542745236>All the leafs are brown>And the sky is grey
I'd rather become the 51st State than to have to give EU handouts as well as let their non-natives over.
>>542740827
>>542740998>the east coastWhy though? The people you find there already run your place.
>>542740827Interesting. Does this have any practical impact or is it just another sign of friendship?
>>542740827Your senile, diaper and makeup wearing president doesn't want to do trade with Canada because we're ripping you off. We are solving his problem.Stop whining. You wanted isolation, and you're getting it.Now go die for Israel, the literal only friend your country has left.
>>542740998I'm seriously spooked
Doesnt this breach the Monroe Doctrine big time? and why isn't Trump doing anything about it?
>>542752489>Monroe DoctrineWhy should the EU or Canada be concerned with a foreign nation's internal policy?
>>5427425950/8 b8
>>542752489needs canada to fail completely before implementing donroe doctrine.
>>542740998Please, you're embarrassing yourself
>>542741776Holy liberty checkedCanada gets someone to tell them what to do, retarded children need that
>>542740827They take it in the ass and pussy by the Indians and Chinese. No doubt they’d be sucking Europe’s dick.
>>542748616Oh god think of the handouts we'd be giving. Jesus fuck. We'd be a giant Alberta to their Quebec. This is Carney the Eurocrat trying to give our shit to the EU. They don't even have fucking AC. Yes *Canada* has more AC per capita than Europe.
>>542753271You're next, Bruce. You're already in Eurovision so practically half-way there already.
>>542742766Carney's brookfield company owns a bunch of nuke plants in ukraine so he has been sending drones and crates of our cash to Zelensky
>>542754458We'd join BRICS too if they askedOur retard PM wants suck all dicks
