You would be a total idiot to not take advantage of this offer.
No, You would be a total idiot to take this offer as there's no advantage.
>>542772377i can play GTA6 for 4 days right now when it comes out why do i need the US Army for this?
>>542772377I've been playing Total War every day since Shogun 1 came out, so that's like 25-26 years straight of non-stop combat. So there's no need for me to actually join the army, I've literally been there, done that.
How many of you chud dudes playing gta 6 and why?
>>542772685That's still a month from now. Imagine how jealous other people will be when you play it right now.
>>542772377>I'll pass
>>542772377It's a guaranteed job for two years, bro.Think of the bennies!
>>5427723774 days doesnt even equal 2 months of earned leave. that deal isnt worth it in the slightest. just take 5 days of leave later and play.
Someone make a goyslug episode of this.They just keep getting better.
>>542772377After the fourth they send you to get droned in Iran
>>542772377rocktroon games is a gigajewish company. no other company comes close to their jewing
>>542773209I can make more money jerking off for old fat fags on the internet. Then I can actually spend the money and not be left legless or half droned.
>>542772377>rejoin US military>get to play a week's worth of AAA "hyperrealistic graphics good" slop that's not even playing, even if you paid for itI'd rather get STDs from a tranny hooker.
>>542772377>dying for jews>because you set to spend 4 days playing muh realistic graphics slopno way, fag.
>>542772377>4 days for 2 years>2.5 days of leave earned a monththis is basically the same logic employed by mobile gacha games that use predatory pricing models. if youre reenlisting then clearly you are already active duty and are nearing the end of your contract and therefore have SOME leave already saved up, so to take 4 days in exchange for another 2 years is a ratio of 4 days to 730 days OR simplified to 1 day to 182.5 days.
>>542772377I offer everyone to be a neet like me and you can play 20099 hours a week GTA VI
>>542772377and people still think these dirt filled rats have nothing to do with jews..
>>542772377You know all the hype fit the game i hope it is shit just for the lols
>>542773646so at the ratio of 1:182.5 youre getting LESS time off then if you were to just wait a month and earn 2.5 days OR wait 2 months and earn 5 days and take a full WEEK off (5 work days plus the weekend) to play the fucking game, but because this is army, the grunts are not smart enough to think this way.t. coast guard.
>>542772685The game is $100. That's like four slices of avocado toast and 2 coffees.
>>542772377Jesus christ That's fucking grim >let's forgive the goyim debts they'll have to fight iran for that!>even better..we will .. let them play a video game where you beat up tourists while role-playing as a gay man
>>542773492That's literally what those zogdogs are getting on their leave in thailand. Funniest part is their asses who are being filled, not ortherwise.
Hey, chat, is this real?
>>542774289I can see asmongold in the background
>>542772377russians get 2 40lbs sacks of onionsukrainians get to listen to a k-pop group in a churchamericans can play PS5-slop for 4 dayswe're humiliation maxxing around the globe
>>542772377YOU MEAN I CAN PLAY A ZOG-APPROVED VIDEO GAME WITH PRO-GLOBOHOMO PROPAGANDA IF I JUST SIGN UP TO JOIN THE ISRAELI-CONTROLLED U.S. MILITARY AND GET SENT TO SOME MIDDLE EASTERN SHIT HOLE TO DIE FOR THE KIKE PEDOPHILES IN TEL AVIV AND ZOG?WHERE DO I SIGN UP??!!!
>>542772377I’l do it for a donut and a gigantic blue jelly bean
>>542772377>4 days of playing the same game in exchange for 2 years in the War Machine Hell Forgeif they even make it that far.
>>542772377Or just be a neet and play it everyday
>>542778845I can here to say this I am neet I can play for a month straight when it comes out idgaf
>>542772377Imagine dying for Israel to have 4 days to play a shitty AAA game
>I’m here to die for Israel so I can finally get a that State girlfriend The state of goyims
>>542772472after you play gta, you get to spend 4 years running a burn pit, that's pretty cool
>>542778845Neets don't have money they have to pirate it.
>>542772377video games were literally made to induce violent tendencies in children. the 911 truthers of soccer moms were right. like hollywood action, vidya was thoroughly pozzed by the military.
>>542781500So they can play it all day?
>>542772377No one with healthy brain enlisting as volunteer.
>>542778845how about i just neet and dont play the tranny game for free?
>>542781500>>542782412>So they can play it all day?>for free
>>542772377almost as tempting as the vaxx donut ngl
