Id rather eat a whole pizza than have sex, just saying
>>542780639What type of pizza?
What kind?
>>542780854>>542780893bbq pineapple.
>>542780639Fat circumcised retard lmao. This is what happens when your penis is as sensitive as your thumb
>>542780639I LOVE PIZZA
>>542780854
Ur supposed to split it 3 ways u party pooper
>>542780854What kind of sex?
>>542780639eat ½ pizza and bang "pizza" like a real pervertThe trampyhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1788188195792978.mp4
I don't care if you prefer gluttony over lust, you're still just a filthy sinner.
>>542780944Looks like dog shit. I wouldn't even pay for this pizza you picked this because your penis is mutilated.
>>542780639Pizzas don’t divorce rape you, murder your kids, or give you STDs either. So in conclusion :>Large meat lovers pizza > modern women
>>542780639Imagine getting a blowjob while enjoying a large pepperoni pizza whew lad
>>542781015Gypsy dog. That's a fresh anchovy pizza in Napoli and it was delicious
>>542781005gluttony and lust go hand in hand
>>542780854>>542780893Okay don't hate me but, just cheese. I want to focus on that cheesy goodness with no distractions. Load up that cheap greasy mozzarella. Extra sauce too. God, I'm getting hard
>>542780639How many pizzas you eat per day?
>>542780944OK. Agreed
>>542780639>Id rather eat a whole pizza than have sex, just saying>Not eating a whole pizza WHILE having sexNot gonna make it bruh
>>542780639Fat fuck. This is why youre single and Tyrone is banging your crush this weekend.
I would rather eat a raw pinecone than be in the same room as a woman to be honest.
>>542780944I never say this, but kill yourself immediately.
>>542781071I find the pastrimi to be the most sensual of the salt-cured meats.
>>542780854 b money pizza collectively financed
>>542780987It's all the same in the dark from the neck down. Remember friends, beauty is only a light switch away.and be out before daybreak.
>>542780639fren how much you weight? I'm worried :(
>>542781144I will die alone in a pile of cum rags and empty pizza boxes and that's okay with me
>>542781086A man's gotta dream. Follow that cheese pizza dream anon
>>542780932My glans is actually highly sensitive and I typically milk the head with precum keeping it nice and slippery
>>542780944Gross I’ll take the sex.
>>542781184>>542781608American faggots can't even into the anchois fraise
>>542780639Politics
>>542780639why not both?
/pol/ approved pizza topping? besides quadruple cheeese.
>>542782568Anchovies, black olives and capers is my favourite pizza. Cherry tomatoes sometimes too.
>>542780639Eat the pizza after sex
>>542780639I knew a guy who fucked a bigmac and ate it He fucked a pumkin too Few years later he trooned out
>>542783368Everyone called himDicksuckerpumpkinfucker
>>542780639rate my pizza
>>542783467The meat looks crispy enough. Are those 'penors (jalapenos)?
Id rather have sex with a pizza than eat a foid, jussayin
>>5427834673/10
>>542780639I eat pizza while my sub latina sucks my dick then I throat fuck her to completion.Married and impregnated.
>>542780944the fuck is this shit, and why is there a fucking unpeeled clove of garlic in the middle
>>542780639I thought I was a misanthrope in high school, like everyone does when they first discover the word, but you aren't really truly a misanthrope until your faith in humanity is so far gone that your sex drive has left with it. Not as if to say I don't think people can be good or that I can't take the positives with the negatives, but good people do not survive in this system. They are punished and corrupted or killed. Everything good in this world is sacrificed on the altar of convenience. It is not allowed to be.
>>542781005Christkikes must be killed.
>>542780639Dopamine is dopamineStick your dick tree knot
>>542780639Based fat fuck
>>542782709spicy combo Paddy
>>542783896Ask the Italians, faggot. It's like you've never been to the Mediterranean coast
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